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The idol group "equal love" and "not equal me" produced by Sashihara Rin and not equal me.
This show is a favorite of both New York and America.
Tonight's plan is to make friends with New York.
The members plan and decide if Shima can make friends with them.
Finally, New York will give you an eternal mission.
I won't go!
What do you think?
"New York and Friendship Great Strategy" will also be broadcast by these members!
New York and Friendship Great Strategy
You've gotten along with each other in the first half, haven't you?
No, but...
Not yet.
Not yet?
Not yet, not yet, not yet.
You've gotten along with each other in the first half, haven't you?
The song introduction was the longest.
That was amazing.
Anyway, this is the last episode of "Tonight's plan is to make friends with New York."
Whether I can go to the second season or not depends on today.
Really?
Can you really go?
Last week, you called each other by putting your faces against each other's faces.
That's why your points have dropped a lot now.
No, it's not like that.
It's not like that.
It seems like you're mad at PBS.
So...
It may be weird for me to say this first, but...
In the ending, all of you should cry.
All of you.
What an unpleasant show.
You're forcing me to cry.
Tonight's plan is to make friends with New York.
New York and Friendship Great Strategy
The first strategy of the second half is...
Kiana, please.
OK.
The strategy I came up with is...
this one.
Someone's daily life.
Someone's daily life
These members will participate in it.
Let me explain the rules.
From now on, Yashiki will say that Daruma has done something wrong.
So, please pose according to the topic.
If you move or pose too badly, you will be disqualified by Yashiki's judgment.
I see.
In conclusion, Yashiki will be disqualified.
Do you have confidence?
Yes, we do.
Then, let's get started.
"Someone's daily life." Ready, set, go!
Daruma posed like a brick.
You are cute.
That's not a brick, is it?
It's okay, isn't it?
Then, let's get started.
Let's get started.
Daruma posed like an idol.
You are wearing your own clothes.
I thought I was disqualified, but I posed like Sasaki.
Then, let's get started.
Daruma posed like a comedian.
Everyone, say something.
Oh, you are not.
You are disqualified except for Kushimatsu.
You are a comedian.
Say it again.
What is it?
Let's skip it for now.
Then, let's get started.
Daruma posed like Beat Takeshi.
Except for Satsuki and Ochiai, you can't do it!
What are you doing?
Except for Satsuki and Ochiai, you can't do it!
Shima, you can't do it, either.
Oh, no!
She posed like Daruma and Ultraman!
Ochiai, you can't do it, either!
What's that?
She tried to pose like Beat Takeshi and Ultraman!
It was close!
But it's almost time!
Let's go!
Daruma posed like Beat Takeshi and Ultraman!
She did it!
Mr. Shimaso, you got along well with her, didn't you?
We got along well with her!
The distance is wider than last week!
I don't know what you're talking about.
Now, please tell us your plan of getting along with her.
Yes, this is my plan of getting along with her.
Rock, paper, scissors!
This is an improved version of "rock, paper, scissors!"
First of all, please look at this illustration.
What is it?
What is this illustration?
Did you draw it?
Yes, I did!
You're really bad at it!
You can see it very clearly!
I'm afraid of erasing the colors.
This is Mr. Yashiki and this is Mr. Shimaso.
First of all, Mr. Yashiki and Mr. Shimaso will be divided into two teams.
The team that wins rock, paper, scissors will water the other team.
And the team that loses will protect the other team with umbrellas.
It was very easy to understand!
It's a very good game!
I thought you were bad at it, but it's easy to understand even if you explain it.
That's right!
This is where our love is tested.
That's right!
Loyalty is important!
However, it's already time for fear.
The last team will be divided into two teams.
This may be the most realistic.
That's right!
Since we filmed all day today, we may have been able to understand each other's personality.
That's right!
Today, I'm going to talk a little bit.
There are two people who I treated like jackals in ballet.
It's us!
At that time, we were teammates.
If you don't choose me first, put them in front of you.
That's great!
I'll kill you because you're like this.
I see!
I don't know which one of you will raise.
Since it's the second round, I'd like to decide between Team Yashiki and Team Shimasa.
Yes!
First of all, please raise your hand if you hope for Team Shimasa.
Yes!
Me!
Who? Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Four people!
Tomita, Tanizaki, Morohashi and Takiwaki will be joining Team Shimasa!
Wait a second, last time I was a teammate of Mizufusen Ballet... Huh, Naode-chan?
What's wrong?
That's what happens sometimes.
That's what's saddest and most lonely.
I was a teammate of them.
I was also a teammate of them when they were studying at Kakigori.
What happened between you two when you were at Kakigori?
While we were studying at Kakigori, Ms. Shimasa talked to me a lot and made me happy.
That's the most realistic reason...
Naode-chan, what about you?
When I saw you two calling each other by your names, I was like "Ah!"
What do you mean by "Ah!"
That's what people say.
The first battle is this year.
I really want to protect this.
I really want to protect it.
But I like you, Ms. Shimasa and you like me, right?
You've been saying that for a while now.
So I'll do my best to protect it.
Will you do your best?
Yes.
I'm counting on you. Really.
I really don't like this.
Me neither.
My skin feels cold.
I don't want it to get wet.
Then, let's start.
Ready...
Start!
One, two...
Protect it by getting it wet. Rock-paper-scissors. Go!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
I'm scared!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
One, two...
Protect it by getting it wet. Rock-paper-scissors. Go!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
If you close your eyes and open them, you'll look like a cockroach!
I'm glad you opened them.
I thought you were dead.
But you're not wet at all.
I'm starting to sweat.
Good, good, good, good.
I'm scared!
Rock, paper, scissors, go!
I'm sorry!
You lost!
Hey, you!
Rock, paper, scissors, go!
Don't win and let me go!
I'm sorry!
I'll kill you with my nails.
Ready, go!
Rock, paper, scissors, go!
I'm sorry!
I may be a little late.
But you're half wet.
You're half wet.
But you took off your clothes.
The way you look at it, you look really cool with your clothes off.
If you win...
If you win, can you say "I won" one more time?
Please.
Concentrate on that.
I'll say "go, Naguchi", "go, Takamatsu".
Thank you!
This is difficult!
Rock, paper, scissors, go!
You can't do it!
Time's up!
With a water sword...
How do you feel about Team Yashiki who won?
This is like...
It's like a new high school quiz.
It's like a national competition for high school students.
It's like a summer windfall.
It's like a summer windfall for B-bends.
Good!
The next battle is between these two members.
How do you feel about these two?
Are you confident?
I'm very confident.
- Very confident? - Yes, I'm very confident.
- You're confident you can protect them? - I'm confident I can protect them.
I'm happy about that.
Why?
Why is that?
It's like...
When I was in elementary school,
we played rock-paper-scissors like this.
I think I made it to the quarterfinals.
In elementary school,
in the basketball club,
there were about 20 people.
In the basketball club?
How about you two?
Are you confident?
- Yes, we are! - Yes, we are!
Okay, everyone, fight fair and square!
- Yes, we are! - Yes, we are!
Okay, let's start! Ready...
Go!
Ignore the empty space and go!
- I'm a monster! - Ahh!
I'm drenched!
I'm completely soaked!
Amazing!
This is the second most difficult technique.
I've never heard of it.
That's good.
One, two...
Rock-paper-scissors!
- Good job! - Yes!
- Who's doing it? - Do your best!
Good job!
- She's fast. - She is!
- One, two... - Rock-paper-scissors!
- Rock-paper-scissors!
Yes!
- Yes! - Yes!
- Good job! - Good job!
The second match is Shimasa's team's victory.
We won!
But we lost a whole match.
That's right.
We lost this match, but we lost a whole match.
What should we do?
Should we do a one-on-one battle?
Should we change our target?
Since it's "Iida-shippe", we'll go with "Noguchi".
We made this game.
That's right.
Our target is...
"Morashi".
The final match will be between these members.
First up is Yashiki's team.
Yashiki will attack first.
I'm happy that you think you can kill a woman who betrayed me.
Oh no!
In the end, I'll blow you away with water and erase you from your head.
It's too scary.
The comments are too scary.
Shimasa's team will attack first.
Can I say something?
I'm serious.
You can't do it.
Why?
You can't do it.
Oh, I see.
Well, then, wet, protect, rock, paper, scissors, ready, go!
Wet, protect, rock, paper, scissors, I love you!
I love you!
You're in the Yashikinman team!
Don't I look like a youkai Noguchi-chan called me?
Yashikin!
Doesn't it look like Jujutsu Kaisen?
I don't remember a thing.
What do you think of me?
You won't get an umbrella for the rest of your life.
I knew you'd say that.
Ms. Shimaso, please judge if you two have become friends or not!
We have become friends!
I think you two have become friends.
Maybe...
We might have been born together.
Our eyes don't meet at all!
So, throughout today,
Ms. Shimaso will announce the members who have become best friends with her.
The members who have become best friends with her are...
All of you!
Thank you!
What is that?!
Thank you, everyone!
You are so mischievous!
Look! Everyone is crying!
This show is not good at all!
In the end, you try to end it with only lies!
Today, I got to get along with you all!
Really!
First of all, it wasn't easy for all of us to get together like this!
That's right!
So, we would like to make you all our eternal favorites!
You are our eternal favorites, everyone!
A.K.A. END!
Our girls are very friendly,
but their songs and performances are also really amazing!
So, everyone in the industry, please listen to a song here!
"Want you, want you" by Equality Love!
That's no good, it's not a fairy tale
Bye bye!
Ah, you're the only one for me
So I want you to praise me
Like an adult
Even if I use a lot of technique and attack
It'll only do damage
Oh no!
I'm sorry!
I'm talking awkwardly at a cafe
I'm not used to this scenery
Oh baby, look at me
Don't look at me
Cast a spell of "only one" on me
Let's go!
Want you, want you, right now
If you can't tell me
Give me your favorite tip
I love you even if you don't say it
Want you, want you, notice me
Make me your heroine
With words I've never said before
Let me rest in peace, my darling
Are you happy now?
I want you to say it
Ah, ah, I'm angry but I want you
(I want you!)
Is this okay? (Hey!)
Shall we begin? (Hey!)
Oh, oh, say it like you mean it
Choo-choo-me, choo-choo-me, hey!
Wait a minute!
Someone's phone number?
Oh no!
Choo-choo-me, choo-choo-me, hey!
I'll forgive you
Darling me, darling!
(Get you, get you, get you!)
(Hey!)
Even if it's just a casual gift
Do you value it?
Let me dye you more (Hey!)
So you don't get lost in the city scenery
(Come now!)
Choo-choo-me, choo-choo-me, I noticed
Your orange lipstick
It's a little similar to your mask
Even if you say it suits you
If we hold each other tight like this
An apparet of just the two of us should begin, my darling
Let's make a pink heart song together
Smile selfishly
Want you, want you, promise me eternity right now
If you've already prepared your favorite riff, I love you
Want you, want you, I won't let go of this hand anymore
Just like you said in my dream
Let me feel at ease, my darling
LaLa... When you're lonely
Make me feel at ease, my darling
Thank you for your hard work for the past six months and 24 episodes.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
Six months went by quickly.
Yes, it did. But you did a lot of 24 episodes.
Yes, we did a lot of 24 episodes.
You did a lot.
Lastly, if you have anything you want to say,
please say it.
- Yes. - Please say it.
- Anyone wants to say something? - Yes.
- No one? - No one.
- You're kidding. - I'll say it.
- That's good. - Go ahead.
You didn't have to be scared. You could come forward.
You could do it with Noemi.
I felt again that you're really funny girls.
- I see. Noemi is funny. - Yes.
I could feel that from you.
- It was a lot of fun for me and you. - Yes.
Not only for this show,
you did a lot of things for me.
You did a lot of things for me.
It was a good 24 episodes.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- Great. - Thank you.
Anyone else?
- Uchiai, do you want to say something? - Yes.
I was scared of saying things I didn't say in other shows.
But you and New York,
you did a lot of things for me after I said them.
You're like my iconoids.
I felt at ease and I could talk to you.
- I'm happy for you. - I think I was a little more confident than I was before.
I'm really grateful for this show.
- Thank you. - Great.
She's good at saying things.
She said it because it's this show.
She's grateful for this show.
- She's good at saying things. - We are too.
Anyone else?
Go ahead, Nagata.
In these 24 episodes,
I was able to show a different side of me.
- I did my best. - You did your best.
It was a precious time for me to grow.
When I saw the members of Ecolab and Noemi doing their best,
- I thought I should do my best too. - Right.
I'm really grateful for this show.
- You did your best. - That's right.
- You're great. - I agree with you.
Anyone else?
No one.
- Shall we? - Sure.
- Yeah. - I think...
we could see everyone's guts the most in this show.
- Yeah. - That's right.
- I think President Sashihara saw it, too. - That's right.
- Yeah. - I'm sure you can feel it.
I was happy, and I felt like you two didn't call out the members' names smoothly.
- I was happy about it. - Yeah.
I'm starting to feel the pressure now that you say it like that.
- Oh, you're hiding their names? - Yeah.
- I don't know if it's going to come out or not. - It's already perfect.
- I remember it. - Thank you.
- If you had a written exam, I think you'd get a pretty good score. - I don't know if it's going to come out or not.
- It's a little suspicious. - Thank you.
- Is there anyone else? - Yes.
- Yes, please. - Yes.
- The staff is always very kind and prepares wonderful projects for us. - Oh, I'm sorry!
- I'm not good at it. - I'm not good at it.
- While a lot of members were talking about it, I thought I should do my best, too.
- Thank you so much for all of you.
- It's because you ignored me.
- You ignored me in the middle of it.
- There were a few things I wanted to say.
- Then, Noguchi-chan, would you like to go? - Yes!
- I've always had the image that variety shows have to say interesting things or have good pressure.
- This show is a show in which the two of us in New York sell ourselves as managers.
- It's fun for us to be serious about our projects.
- It's a show where you can say, "It's okay to be serious."
- That's why I was able to connect with you in a photo book or something like that.
- It's a show where you can say, "It's okay to be who you are."
- I was confident in myself.
- I thought I might have become a human being who could say "it's funny" when I was serious about it.
- I had fun working on the show.
- That's why I was able to get along with you this time.
- I'd like to do more projects like this in the future.
- I'd like you to do the second show!
- Please do!
- Thank you.
- That's great.
- Lastly, I'd like you to end the show with Morashi-chan's song.
- I have a microphone.
- Let's end it with a song.
- Morashi-chan doesn't sing at the end.
Fireflies' light and window's snow
Step by step, day by day
Some day, years will pass
Good morning, it's morning now
And we say goodbye
That was a perfect ending for the last episode.
Where are you going?!
Minami-san, thank you for everything!