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Today's members of Ecolab Noimi are these people!
Welcome!
It seems like Kiara-chan is wearing Noguchi-chan's private shoes.
Cute shoes.
Everyone is wearing nice straight shoes, but there's a little bit of line.
I'm wearing fashionable shoes.
Kiara-san was wearing my lesson shoes the other day.
What did you say?
If you say that, you'll become a thief.
Isn't it cool?
Including today, the show will end in three episodes.
There are only three episodes left.
It was decided from the beginning.
But it's too early.
It's a waste.
There are still things you want to do, right?
I want to do a location shoot.
I want to do a lot of things.
We've been locked up in this small studio all day.
It's our fifth episode today.
It's always pitch black when it's over.
I thought it started in the morning.
When I came out, it was pitch black.
So that season two can start.
It's too early to say this now, but there are still three episodes left.
I want to do it with all my might.
Meanwhile, Takiwaki-chan got an offer.
It's amazing.
At the end of the year, Sasuke got an offer.
It's wonderful.
You didn't know?
It's like that.
Takiwaki-chan, you didn't know?
I didn't know.
It's under adjustment now.
It's our second episode.
That's right.
It's like the first episode, isn't it?
Yes.
Where did you go in the first episode?
I went to Rolling Hill.
But if you get stuck there, you won't be able to do it again, but I think you'll be able to do it again by looking at the jump in the sport's narrowest place.
That was a superhuman achievement.
I'm happy.
I think you'll be able to do it again by watching that.
No, I think I'll be able to do it again by watching this show.
Shall we decide with Ms. Katsumi Yamada?
That's right.
We can have a diplomatic experience.
This program is broadcasted twenty-four times in total on idol groups "equal love" and "not equal me", produced by Sashihara and Rino.
New York, as a manager, will sell not only ground- based programs, but also online and magazines to all media.
Don't go!
How is it?
(The sales target for this week is...)
The sales target for this week is this.
Which one is it?
This week, it's this.
(The sales target for this week is...)
Again?!
It's the same as last week.
Again?!
It's the last three episodes.
It's the same as last week.
The last one is the same as all other shows.
I'm going to appeal it in all shows.
Do you know what is the most important thing in entertainment industry?
The most important thing!
You were a host before.
Yes.
Yes, Sasaki-chan.
Greeting.
Greeting is important.
Why do you greet in the 22nd show?
Do it.
It's too late.
You haven't done it since the first show.
Do it even if you can't say it.
This time, the most important thing is luck.
No mistake.
It depends on luck whether it sells or not.
By the way, your producer, Mr. Yasui Akimoto, who raised you, said like this.
What do you need to succeed?
It's luck.
It's not like you.
What did Takesu say?
What do you need to succeed?
It's luck.
It's like you.
You have a strong voice.
What about you, Matsumoto-san?
What do you need to succeed?
Don't you need a PR for impersonation?
I'm waiting for an offer for impersonation show.
Help me.
Our members have this project.
Ikonui Lucky Queen Deciding Round.
It's all about luck. It's all about luck.
But I think it's really like that.
If you don't have luck, no matter how talented you are,
sometimes you just can't do it.
And not a single person is unlucky.
Everyone is lucky.
So we'd like you to try and see if you're lucky or not.
If you're unlucky, you'll be eliminated.
If you're lucky, you'll win.
Yoshimasa will take responsibility and sell you out to all the shows.
Do you have a point?
The point is luck.
The point and shit is luck.
Actually, it's already started.
What?!
There was something different than usual.
What was it, Nobuchi-san?
The order of enemies!
Wonderful!
That's unexpected.
What?!
There's always someone sitting here and there's an order of enemies,
but he said something I don't understand.
He said we'd move soon anyway, so please sit down for now.
Actually, before recording, the staff said...
If you just film the opening, you'll change your seat.
So please sit down for now.
So, everyone!
What?!
Look behind the chair you're sitting in.
What?!
What's in it?!
Open it!
What's in it?!
Wait! What's in it?!
You still have it, right?
Don't open it yet.
You still have the envelope, right?
Don't open it yet.
You can't open it yet.
I'm scared! I'm scared!
Why?!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
In the envelope, there's paper that says "clear" and paper that says "deleted".
The probability is one in two.
The six people who drew "lots and lots" are done at this point.
It's only half of it, so you have to clear only one-half of it.
You have to win tens of thousands of "lots and lots" to survive in the entertainment world.
I can't do it anymore.
I want to see it now.
It looks like you've dropped it here.
Now, please take a look at the contents of the envelope at once.
Here you go!
That's amazing.
What is this?
I have done various projects, but this is so simple.
This is so much fun.
I want to do this.
This is fun.
I want to do this for my 50th birthday.
So, the members who wrote "That's Luck" will be disbanded at this point.
Here you go, eye candy.
Please walk back to your seat.
Wait! Wait! Wait!
I can't go back because I'm wearing Kiana's shoes!
So, the six of you who wrote "That's Luck" will go to the center.
Please step forward.
Everyone, you have won one-half of the prize.
You are happy, aren't you?
But you look different.
Look at you.
Your face looks like you are about to vomit.
You are drooling.
It's dark. It's dark in here.
It won't sell. It won't sell.
You look completely different.
Your face is shining.
"That's Luck" is already chosen.
You can't get along with such six of you.
So, what do you think?
You are feeling lucky, aren't you?
You are aware that you are lucky, aren't you?
I'm so happy to be chosen.
You are so simple, but you are happy, aren't you?
I'm so happy.
You are shining when you are chosen.
It's fun to make a unit with these six of you.
Lucky's! Lucky's! Lucky's!
Lucky's! Lucky's!
You are so lame!
You are lame!
Next, we will have a double round with these six of you.
First of all, three of you from Ecolab will try a lucky draw project.
Face painting with ink!
What?
What is it?
What does it mean?
From now on, you three will use super thick magic to paint your own faces with ink.
However, only one of the three magics will produce ink.
The one who paints her own face black will be the final winner.
So, if you didn't produce ink, please look over there.
Just like poop people...
That's right.
Since you don't have luck, please break your luck.
That's right.
Shima-san, what is the point of this game?
Nothing. I'm just doing it.
Just paint it as much as you can.
Don't paint it halfway.
I see.
Paint it as black as you can.
What?
That's more delicious.
That's true.
It's delicious in the end.
The one with ink has it.
I see.
Then, everyone, please choose your favorite magic freely.
I'll choose this one in the middle.
Kihara-chan.
I like this one, too.
Then, I'll choose this one, too.
You like it?
Don't you have a favorite place?
What should I do?
I don't have one.
Huh?
After all, it's this one.
She's worried.
Then, this one, super thick magic.
Everyone, please hold it.
I'm scared.
Hold it and paint it.
Take off your cap and pants and paint it on your face vigorously.
I don't like either of them.
Then, everyone, please choose your favorite magic.
Who has the luck?
I don't know.
Then, everyone, please choose your favorite magic.
Now, who's going to win?
Oh, I don't know!
Now, please raise your heads!
Otojima!
Great!
Otojima won the final round!
Great!
There is really ink coming out.
There is a lot coming out of her cheeks.
It's really black.
While I was writing, I smelled it.
It was me.
I understood it.
It was dry.
I realized that there was no ink on it.
Otojima chose it at the end, didn't you?
Everyone chose it and it was like leftovers.
That's right.
It's lucky.
That's right.
I realized that leftovers are lucky.
You said it clearly.
Next, the three of Noimi will try a luck-testing project.
Cream-covered face pie stamp!
What is it?
Isn't it a stamp?
A stamp?
Yes, it is.
From now on, the three of you will put your faces into this box.
Among the three boxes, only one contains cream- covered pie.
The member who has cream-covered face will be the final winner.
It's like this show's original punishment game.
Punishment games will come.
You haven't seen it, have you?
What is it?
It's a piercing object.
It's like a paper clip.
Yes, it is.
It's like a paper clip.
Only one pie is in it.
Is there any special trick to do it?
Is there?
You just do it.
You just do it and see if it works or not.
I see.
Who do you think is the luckiest member?
Each of you.
Which one do you think?
If you look at me, I don't think I'm lucky.
You're covered in poop.
I'm not confident.
I'm not saying anything.
Then it's me.
But when I got to the seat, I was wondering which seat Saya was sitting in.
But either way, it was clear for me.
So it might be me.
But I've had a habit of winning since I was little.
Habit of winning?
I've never lost in a sports day or something like that.
Isn't that just a sports day?
Isn't it just a group day?
Isn't it just luck in the end?
I see.
You always end up winning in a group.
That's important.
You can choose whichever seat you like.
What should we do?
I like this seat.
I know, right?
I see.
You can't move your ears.
It's up to fate.
That's right.
We were just like that earlier.
That's true.
You're saying something about poop.
I'm not saying anything.
I'm sorry.
I can't hear you because you're covering me.
All right.
Let's do it, everyone.
Please do it.
One, two...
Who did it?
I don't know.
All right.
All of you...
Who did it?
Please show me your faces.
Who did it?
Suzuki!
You're really lucky!
Wow!
You're really lucky!
So, Suzuki...
You've made it to the finals!
Is there money in it?
There's a lot of money in it.
There's a lot of money in it?
There's a lot of money in it.
Where did you spend all that money?
After this, it's finally the finals.
Today's lucky queen final is...
Rock-paper-scissors battle!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Lastly, I'd like to simply decide the winner with rock- paper-scissors, the strongest luck test.
Lastly, I'd like to decide the winner with rock- paper- scissors, the strongest luck test.
I'd like to go all out with AKB's song.
What do you think? Isn't it enough to lose?
I feel like I'm the only one with a different face.
It's like a comic book.
It's a little cool.
It's cool.
It's like...
It's like "Kick Ass".
So, Roseshima with ink all over her face, are you confident?
I think rock-paper-scissors is all about luck.
But in order to go all out, I'd like to make my face a little more prestigious.
Why?
Seriously?
What are you talking about?
I'd like to go all out.
Do you have a mirror?
Seriously?
You're so unique.
I'll go with my gut feeling.
You'll go with your gut feeling?
I'll go with my gut feeling.
What will it be like?
How is it?
I've already applied it there.
Oh, you have.
It hasn't changed.
It hasn't changed?
I can't see it at all.
It's cute.
It's hard for me to support AKB.
A little more.
Let's go with the nose, too.
Oh, that's good.
The nose, too.
All right, show me.
Here we go.
What do you think?
It's pretty good.
It's pretty good overall.
It's black and white.
It's black and white overall.
All right, let's do it.
It's decided.
Let's do it.
Ikonui Kyo-on-Queen Deciding Match Final Match
Put your fists together.
Begin!
Wow!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Aiko won!
It's the same amount of luck!
Let's do it one more time.
Put your fists together.
Ready?
Wow!
Rock-paper-scissors!
The winner is Suzuki!
I won! I won!
I'm so frustrated.
How do you feel right now as the lucky queen, Suzuki?
Well, you know, I'm playing against my seniors, so I was a little nervous, but I'm glad I won.
Oh, so you were worried about your seniors and juniors after this?
Again with this rock-paper-scissors.
I was a little nervous.
How about you, Otojima? Even though you lost.
Well, I'm very happy to have been so lucky.
Oh, I see. Being able to make it to the finals.
Yes, that's very...
You're the lucky one.
Yes.
You guys are so lucky.
Yeah!
Lucky cheese. Lucky cheese.
You guys are great.
Shima-san, do you have any points for winning?
I don't.
I don't have any points. Why would I have any points?
Everyone in the industry, Suzuki is very popular.
She's the number one lucky girl.
Queer lucky.
Route six girls.
Right?
Anything can make you happy.
Today, we'll make you happy.
Yes!
Please support Suzuki, our Suzuki.
That's all for the casting. Thank you!
Please!
For those of you who don't have one, the song is really great.
Everyone in the industry, please listen to one song.
"Queer Flower" by Tomita.
You had someone you loved.
May's wind was gentle.
You had someone you loved.
You sat diagonally in front of me.
Our distance didn't get closer.
I couldn't see your back. I loved you.
I only think of you. I only look at you.
Is that okay with you?
You don't even have a revolution, do you?
Without being noticed or found out,
it softly blooms and withers away.
A flower of emptiness.
I had someone I liked.
I couldn't even tell my friends,
but I had someone I liked.
From the day I saw your smiling face,
my playlist was filled with songs you liked.
Each time I listen, my selfish feelings get deeper.
If I were a flower with no desire,
I'd bloom stronger, wouldn't I?
I'm glad I fell in love with someone without desire.
I don't like the way I feel anymore.
Even a little depressed Mondays or long classes,
you know, I liked them all.
Even on a rainy day with no light,
only the girl next to you was dazzling and shining.
This love...
There won't even be a revolution, right?
If only I was a little more beautiful,
Someone would've noticed
The flower of confession
Flower of confession
Suzuki Hitomi, how do you like it?
Yes, I'm Hii-chan and Suzuki Hitomi.
Hii-chan, Hii-chan!
Come on!
Hii-chan is investing a lot in beauty.
That's right.
I'm curious about how much you spend on beauty in a month.
How much is it?
How many strawberries do you have?
I know.
Well, I have about half of what I have.
That's right.
And clothes.
I see.
And food.
All of it.
You spend half of it on beauty.
About half of it.
There are rules for beauty.
That's right.
You often have breakfast reports with Jiro-chan.
Did you have breakfast today?
No, I didn't.
You didn't?
No, I didn't.
I wanted to ask you about "knuckle ships".
"Knuckle ships" is...
I don't know why, but I've been getting knuckles on my legs lately.
That's cute!
I wonder why.
Is it because I'm lonely?
That's cute!
Isn't it?
Yes.
What is your ideal idol and what kind of idol is it?
It's not about what I want to be, but my ideal?
Ideal.
Can I say what I like?
Yes.
Well...
How can I say...
An idol who is always sparkling and...
How can I say...
An idol you want to protect.
I see.
An idol you want to protect.
It seems like I have a lot of pressure.
I've gone in a different direction from my ideal.
But I don't regret it at all.
That's not true.
Really?
I like who I am now.
My ideal is...
An idol who is always sparkling and dancing with twintails.
An idol who really appears in manga.
That's cute!
I've always wanted to know about you.
But it doesn't matter what kind of idol you are.
That's right!
Definitely!
Then...
Can I say it?
Well...
I'm sorry for asking you the last question, but...
Go ahead!
You're very active when you have an idea.
You're very active.
You're amazing!
Where does your energy come from?
I'm really curious about it.
I'm curious about it!
Really?
Do I act?
You act a lot!
You call me right away.
You act a lot.
I act right away so I don't waste my life.
I don't want to waste my time thinking about it.
For example...
I often make a phone call.
I often make a phone call to the store to check the stock.
If I don't go, I don't want to waste my time.
That's why I make a phone call before I go.
I also go to the beach when I want to go.
But I don't want to waste my time thinking about it.
I act right away when I have an idea!
Wow!
You're cool!
That's good!
You said some good words at the end.
I did!
That's all for today!
How do you like it, beautiful eyes?
That's all for today!