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Rino Sashihara produces idol groups "=LOVE" and "PLOT=MIYO".
Manager Shimasa and Sketch Manager Kenchan broadcast this program to all media.
Tonight is the second half of the Horror Actress Championship.
To broadcast horror dramas and movies, eight people will hold an acting battle tournament.
After three games in the first round, who won the semi-final?
I won!
Help me!
I won!
It came suddenly again.
At last...
It hurts...
Who will win the crown?
We won't go!
What do you think?
The first round of the semi-final is a competition between Takagi and Takamatsu, who were the finalists last time.
Here is the question for you two.
Even if you are chased by a murderer and try to escape in a car, it doesn't take an engine and you are killed by the murderer as a woman.
Have you ever seen such a scene?
Certainly, it happens a lot.
Does it?
Yes, it does.
Do you somehow have an image of it?
Yes, I think it's okay.
She is confident.
She is confident for the first time.
Really.
In the last round.
How about you, Takamatsu?
I have never seen a horror movie in my life.
Why?
Finally.
Really?
Then, it's not good.
It's not good.
Can you imagine what kind of movie it is?
If you are confident, I will also try it with confidence.
What do you mean?
What are you doing?
It's the first time I've heard of it.
What is it?
What is that way of doing it?
Kazuo, if you say it out loud, it won't cut.
Kazuo.
Yes.
Can you say it?
Please.
Okay.
What you will do this time is an acting that doesn't require an engine.
But you can't use the engine of the acting itself.
You can't use it.
I want it.
I want it now.
There is a killer's face.
What?
Jason's?
Jason's.
I'm scared.
My eyes are away.
Your eyes are away.
I can only see about half of it.
Let's start with Sasaki's acting.
Ready, start!
Good.
Why is there a hole like this?
Good.
I'm scared.
She's laughing.
She's laughing at the end.
What are you doing?
She's laughing.
I've never seen anyone die with a smile like that.
Why did you laugh at the end?
It was kind of funny.
It's a little small for Jason.
It doesn't matter how big you are.
Also, I don't know why, but I laughed with my hand instead of my throat at the end.
Ready, start!
I wonder if I can escape.
But it's dangerous, so I have to run away quickly.
Huh? Huh?
Huh? I can't turn the engine on.
Huh? Calm down.
I can't turn the engine on.
You are making fun of her.
I am making fun of her.
She was like this at the end.
Just before the show started, the director said to me...
Why?
Please sit in the back seat.
I see.
And you turned around and said...
Simple.
I understood it.
Let's judge.
The winner is...
Takamatsu!
I did it! I did it!
Why did you do that?
Well...
I turned around and screamed.
It's simple.
Why don't you hit me from this distance?
It was really funny.
It was funny?
Well...
To be honest,
your acting was wonderful.
What do you think is the reason for that?
I don't think there is.
You suddenly became so accurate.
"Horror Actress Championship Semi-final".
The first match is...
Kawaguchi vs. Nobuchi, who won the last time.
Here is the question for you two.
A strange movement comes out of the well and...
it's Sadako.
Finally...
It's clearly Sadako's role.
It's Sadako's role.
Sadako, who is well-known for horror movies.
A strange movement comes out of the well and...
please say something to the camera.
By the way, have you seen "Ring"?
Of course, I have.
So you know Sadako.
I know her.
When I was in elementary school, I often imitated Sadako.
Oh, my!
Please raise the hurdle.
I think it's dangerous.
She is experienced.
So, Kazubo.
Please say something...
to the two of you who will fight from now on.
Are you ready?
If you get Sadako's role...
you will make a lot of money.
Help me!
Sadako vs. Kazubo
Ready...
Go!
I'm scared.
Oh!
I'll jump out of the TV screen and go to you.
Thank you!
Oh!
Wow!
As expected of an experienced person!
Wow!
That's right!
You're an experienced person, as expected!
That's right!
You're an experienced person, as expected!
That's right!
Noruji-san, you're under pressure, aren't you?
Oh!
Slowly coming.
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Wow!
Cool!
Will you eat?
Take a bath?
Or...
Die?!
Wow!
I see!
Cool! Cool!
Nice!
I see!
I laughed for a moment when she came out of the well.
She was like...
A little...
She was trying to be acrobatic.
I thought it was too heavy.
So I lost my balance.
I thought I couldn't do it.
But you were so serious about exercise.
I know.
Well, it's different from the first round.
It's like semi-final.
Well, let's move on to the judgment.
The winner is...
KAWI!
Wow!
Cool!
Wow!
Well, the champion is...
The champion is...
Will it be on the news?
Why was it KAWI?
Her movement was amazing.
You can't do it unless you see it.
I think it was great.
Noguchi-chan, how was it?
I can't do it! I can't win!
The second semi-final match is between Sakurai Noimin and Takamatsu Ikorabu.
Here is the topic for you two.
A zombie role that doesn't work no matter how much you hit it.
A zombie role in which you appear in front of a detective playing Shimasa.
A zombie role in which you don't work no matter how much you hit it and eat detective Shimasa at the end.
Sakurai, what do you think of this topic?
It's a story that has nothing to do with this topic.
I've been feeling cold for a while now.
I'm getting a little scared.
Are you okay?
It has something to do with it.
The air is strong.
Is the air strong?
Kazubo, have you ever done this for the two of you?
Don't ask me to do it now.
It's a zombie role, but don't let me die in acting.
It's okay if you don't do it.
It's pretty tough every time.
Every time.
Ready, go!
You zombie!
Take this!
Wait a minute.
This is getting bad.
Hurry up!
You got me!
Awesome!
I'm going to eat you.
Cut!
This is bad.
Kazuma, why did you come up here and become a semi-finalist?
I was embarrassed for a second.
I was really embarrassed.
Ready...
Start!
Son of a bitch!
Take this!
He's good.
Son of a bitch!
Take this!
Are you dead?
She's dead again.
The zombie is embarrassed.
She's embarrassed.
Hang in there!
The zombie is lagging behind.
Here it comes!
Die!
Isn't she dead?
She's dead!
It's a heart.
She's laughing by herself.
She's embarrassed.
She's shouting again.
If she did this in a movie, she would be scolded.
She would be punished.
Let's judge.
The winner is...
Takamatsu!
It's the first time for me, too.
I wonder why.
Both of you are so unique.
But, I think Takamatsu is powerful.
I think the zombie is powerful.
And your face...
Your face is half-faced and you look like a zombie.
The winner is...
Takamatsu!
The final round of "Women's Volleyball Championship".
Let me announce the topic of the final round.
Here it is!
While hiding that she was bitten by a zombie, she is flirting with her lover.
At last, her self and the zombie start to coexist.
In the end, she becomes a zombie and kills her lover.
It's a woman's role.
It's difficult!
This is an opera! It's worthy of the final round.
This is difficult. This is the most difficult acting.
This is a common scene in "Walking Dead".
Your lover will act as Mrs. Shima.
You can use whatever tools you have used so far.
You can use a gun.
A well, too.
A well is fine, too!
The final round.
Gao.
Yes.
How is it?
I've been told that I'm not good enough in the first round.
But I've come this far.
I can finally be a zombie.
I have no choice but to win this round.
You're good at being a zombie, too.
I'm good at being a zombie, too.
I see!
How about you, Takamachi?
I'm not good at it.
You're not good at it.
But I can be with Mrs. Shima in the final round.
No, no!
That stance!
Well, then...
Good evening.
Mrs. Shima.
Do you have anyone to fight with you?
In the final round.
If I win in this round, I'll win the championship!
Give me everything you've got!
You're quite a rough zombie.
Ready...
Start!
Here it is.
Is this your house?
Yes.
Your house?
My house!
I'm so happy you came!
Thank you for coming!
Thank you!
Shall we go out?
I'm looking forward to it.
Shall we go out?
What shall we do?
I'm looking forward to it.
Is there anywhere you want to go?
How about an amusement park?
An amusement park?
Yes, an amusement park.
Shall we go to an amusement park?
Let's do that.
- What? - Nothing, nothing.
- Are you okay? - Nothing.
- Your eyes... - Nothing, nothing.
- Are you okay? - Yes, I'm fine.
Oh, no.
What's wrong?
Shoot me.
- What's going on? - I can't shoot.
- I can't eat. Shoot me. - Shoot me!
Shoot me!
Hey!
Cut!
- Amazing! - Amazing!
- Wonderful! - At first, I wondered why you had a gun.
- So that's what happened. - Yes.
- What a great setting. - Yes.
- But why did you have a well at first? - That's true.
- There was nothing in it. - Yes, I really wanted to use it.
- You wanted it, didn't you? - Yes, I fell in love with it.
- With the well? - Yes, I fell in love with it.
I see.
Ready, go!
- The pancake is good, isn't it? - It is.
- Are you happy? - Well...
- But you know... - But you know...
You forgot to order a drink, didn't you?
- That's true. - What do you want to drink?
- Let's go with "I love you." - Okay.
Excuse me, waiter!
"I love you" and "I love you."
- What's wrong? - Where did you go?
- Toilet? - No, it's okay.
Excuse me, waiter! Where is the toilet?
- Are you okay? - Are you okay?
- What's wrong?
- I'm sorry. - It's okay.
- Are you okay? - Are you okay?
- Can you call the waiter again? - Are you hurt?
Excuse me, waiter!
Is there a bandage?
Hey! What's wrong?
What's wrong?
Are you okay?
- Are you okay? - Are you okay?
- Was that an accident? - No, it wasn't.
- Was that an accident? - No, it was an action.
- Then you were completely deceived. - It wasn't an action.
- Really? - Yes.
Let's start the judgment.
Horror actresses, please announce the winner!
The winner is...
Kaguchi!
- Wow! - Wow!
- Congratulations!
- Wow!
- Congratulations!
- Why? - I'm happy.
As I expected, your experience won.
- The last one. - The horror movie.
- The horror movie you watched the most. - Yes.
And your experience of impersonating Sadako since elementary school.
- It went well in the end. - Yes! Thank you very much!
I'm waiting for the article for "NET NEWS"!
- First of all... - First of all...
- Right? - First of all...
- Satako... - Yes?
- How was it? - It's a little frustrating, but...
I think it's a convincing win, so...
I'd like to look forward to your future.
Who are you looking at?!
Everyone involved!
Please take care of our cow, Kawaguchi!
Not only movies...
Anything goes for Satako!
Please take care of our cow, Kawaguchi!
Our girls are great singers, too!
Everyone involved!
Please listen to this song!
"equal love" by "oh! darling"!
"I love you" is kind of hard to say, but I feel like I have to say it
I don't want you to regret it, you're the only one I love you
At this time of day, the distance between us is getting shorter
"I love you" is kind of hard to say, but I feel like I have to say it
Let's lose each other
Oh, darling!
At this rate, I'm going to kiss you like I'm in love
Oh, but you laughed at me
I'm going to kiss you like I'm in love
Today is special
It's been a while, but morning has come
I want to be with you today
Let's have fun
Let's kiss
Let's go on a date
Three, two, one!
So easy
Fall in love quickly
Ah, I need you
My love song
Need you
Our journey begins
I want to find you
Oh, I need you
The love of the truth I searched so hard for
To be found in such a place
It's like I'm flying in a galaxy
Is everyone in the world participating?
Should I boast about it to everyone?
If you get angry, I can't bear it
Please like and subscribe!
But you can feel it wonderfully, can't you?
One drop of milk for love, just a little bit of spice
Let's make the world's best love
Oh, darling!
Let's kiss like it'll melt in our mouths
Let's kiss like it'll melt in our mouths even if we cry or laugh
How is it, Saki Saki-chan?
I dyed my hair today.
Why did you dye it?
I was going to dye it when I turned 80, but before that, I talked to Sashara-san and she said I should dye it, so I dyed it.
Wow, you look great!
Thank you!
You look great!
I'm happy!
I think you're a good cook. What are you best at cooking?
I'm good at making keema curry rice bowl!
I want to eat it!
Do you have a dessert you're good at?
Dessert? I've never made a dessert before, but I've made a cake-type dessert like brownies and cinnamon.
Wow, I want to eat it!
I'm hungry!
It's the best!
Shouko, you're good at exercising. What's your favorite exercise?
It's running!
How many kilometers have you run?
I've run half marathon. It's 21 kilometers.
Wow, that's amazing!
What are you thinking about when you run?
But, if you don't run in the same place, you have to look at the scenery and have fun all the time.
When I'm practicing alone, I listen to music or listen to E Collab's songs and have fun.
How do you build up your stamina?
I try to run as much as I can. When I don't have work, I run as fast as I can in the morning after work.
That's amazing!
Shouko, do you know your fourth favorite food?
What is it?
The first one is cold Chinese food.
The second one is...
Pineapple!
Glutinous rice!
The third one is pineapple.
The fourth one is stew!
Do you like cream stew?
Yes, I've loved glutinous rice and stew since I was little.
The fifth one is...
Keema curry!
Keema curry is my favorite curry.
That's wonderful!
I like it, too!
You like Yokohama, don't you?
What is your favorite spot?
A spot that I recommend for people my age is...
Akarenga!
It's fun, isn't it?
I realized that there are so many good shops in Akarenga after joining Ecollab.
I'd like you to go there.
I'd like to go there.
It's a bit far from Yokohama.
Do you have a message for people who always support you?
I have a lot of special skills.
I'd like you to choose one of them.
If you choose all of them and like my bright hair, I'd be happy.
Thank you!
One, two...
What's your choice?