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Rino Kashihara's producing idol group "equal love" and "not equal me" are sold to various media in New York.
Tonight is the second half of the sports narrow decision match.
The sports show will be held in the narrowest studio in TBS, not sold to popular sports programs.
Up to now, team "Hot Serzou" with 25 points has won two matches.
Which team will win?
"equal love"!
"equal me"!
What do you think?
Here is the third event of the sports narrow decision match.
Pressure golf!
In this 1/100 scale golf course, you will aim for "hole in one".
You have three chances per team.
If you put it in the middle cup, you get 5 points.
If you put it in the left and right cups, you can get 10 points.
But, if you put the ball in the bunker and the pond, you will have a penalty game.
Penalty game? I haven't heard of it.
There is a sticker over there.
What is it?
If you put the ball in the bunker, you can eat a scorpion.
If you put the ball in the pond, you can eat a turtle.
You haven't heard of it, have you?
You must have heard of it during the rehearsal, haven't you?
Do the staff here do this?
There's someone you're really bad at, right?
Ah, it's me.
That's right, it's Akihara-chan, isn't it? Someone you're really bad at.
You didn't seem like you were normal just now.
It's probably because I don't do it myself.
Ah, I see, you can't sing.
I see, I see.
But, Nanaka-chan is also a little bad at it.
I ate all of it last time, though.
Now, let's start with the heart-throbbing joking team.
Who's coming?
Ah, what should I do?
Is it possible?
For now, I'll say it once.
Just once, okay?
For now...
You're good.
Rokuto-chan, you're going?
Yes.
It's okay, right?
The pressure from the girls in the back is crazy.
How confident are you?
If I go straight...
That's right.
Aim for five points.
Well, you're leading, right?
But, to be honest, you hit the grass and bounced back.
That's right.
Now, it's the heart-throbbing joking team's Tomita- chan's challenge!
The form is good.
There was a sense of tension!
I thought you were going to fail!
I'm scared!
Now, how is it?
I'm glad I didn't go in the mirror!
That's right!
Next up is Noguchi.
And now, Tomita will challenge again, but she didn't get any points.
Now, next up is the team in the countryside.
Who will go?
Yes, I think I'll go.
On the contrary, senpai will!
Yes!
I play golf in a series.
What do you do in a series?
My coach taught me how to play golf.
Really? You are confident!
Yes, I am.
What will you do? Will you score 10 points?
10 points?
Will you score 10 points?
No, I won't.
Wow, you have a sexy voice.
No, I won't.
Now, Otoshima from Team Countryman will challenge.
Otoshima from Team Countryman
Here I go.
Wow!
So, it's a pub game!
Otoshima will eat a chrysanthemum.
It's a chrysanthemum!
Now, Otoshima, please!
Do your best!
Should I say it closer?
Can you grab it?
Wow!
I can't! I can't hold it!
I can't hold it!
Because of its weight?
Can you say "ah" to me?
Yes, please.
Can you hold it?
Yes, I can.
That's...
You can hold it well, you two.
Wow, gross!
Hey, Otoshima!
Can you say it louder?
Do your best! Do your best!
Do your best!
Just a little bit!
OK!
OK! You did your best!
I did my best! Because I put my mouth in it!
Somehow, you know...
It smells like insects.
You are making a food report right away!
After this, Tanizaki.
So close!
In addition, Suganami also missed it.
The team members also got two points.
So close!
After seeing the mirror, I often see them going there.
It's true!
But I wanted to win, so I wanted to get points.
Good! Good team!
Nice try!
I want the team members to do their best!
As expected of the team members! I was a little moved!
So, the last one is "rotten tomato".
Rotten tomato!
So, who will eat the mirror?
Who will eat the mirror?
I won't go!
Yes, please. Who will go?
Isn't it weird?
I will go!
We still have zero points.
Good luck!
Do you have confidence?
No, I don't.
Have you done it before?
No, it's my first time.
Why did you come out of nowhere?
It's tough!
What are you doing?
This one.
Which one is it?
What were you looking at?
It's a snowman!
Now, it's "rotten tomato" Ochiai's turn!
Yes!
It's coming! It's coming!
Now, it's "rotten tomato" Ochiai's turn!
Yes!
It's coming! It's coming!
That was close!
That was close, but it was so close!
That was so close!
That was a perfect balance of power!
That was wonderful, Naisolai!
That was so close!
And the second one, Sakurai.
That was so close!
And the third one, Takiwaki also failed.
This is hard!
Before the third race, team Hatsuru Zo-san is in the lead.
And the fourth one is...
Burst weightlifting!
With a burst on your head, lift up the barbell with all your strength.
By looking at your face and how funny you look when you lift up the barbell, we can judge how much weight you have lifted up.
Let's start with team Hatsuru Zo-san, who is currently in first place.
Who will lift up the barbell?
Me!
Unexpectedly, Noguchi-chan!
I haven't seen you look weird, but do you have confidence?
I don't have confidence.
But...
I don't want to get married yet.
That's a weird reason.
I don't want to get married yet.
I see.
Even by looking at your face, you should marry someone you want to marry.
That's right.
Don't look up.
I can't stop getting excited!
I'm getting excited about Noguchi-chan.
Let's start.
Noguchi-chan, please lift up your burstweight!
Fine!
Okay!
Wow!
Now, Shiba-san!
How many kilograms is this?
This is...
90 kilograms!
This is a pretty good record!
Wonderful!
I was a little moved!
You said it with all your might!
You had a nice face!
You had a nice face...
I don't have a husband, so it's okay!
Now, next...
Team Inakamono...
Who will go?
Yes!
Oh!
She's going!
This standby is important!
Yes!
Oh! She's going!
She might go!
Here! Here!
Here is good!
Here!
Here is good!
It's like "Terminator"!
It's like "Terminator" when it comes out!
Now, let's go!
Nagata-chan's pants and weight gain...
Please!
Oh! She's going!
This is good!
Now, Shiba-san!
How many kilograms is this?
93 kilograms!
You lifted it up quite a bit!
Wonderful!
With that said...
You are currently in first place!
Thank you!
Yay!
Thank you!
Now, Morohashi-chan!
It's your turn, but...
It's Morohashi-chan, right?
Oh, it's not you?
Huh?
It's like...
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Who will go?
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
It's me!
It's like...
It's like this, isn't it?
It's my second time!
I said I didn't have energy before...
But my family told me...
They told you?
They told me...
Why?
But...
- Let's do our best. - You can do it!
- Here I go! - Ah! The aura is different!
- Ah! The way you look at me is different! - Ah! Wow!
Um... It's nostalgic, really.
- Are you feeling nostalgic? - It's nostalgic.
Show me, quickly, that cool part.
- This is it! - This! - This, this!
You look like you're having fun!
Your clothes are cool!
I can smell it from your back!
- That's cool! - That's the Showa-chan from "I'll Be Back"!
- "Fans and Terminators". - "Fans and Terminators".
She came from the near future!
Well, then... It's Moroi-chan's challenge. Please do it!
- Funny! Funny! - Funny face!
- Kanagio! - Kanagio!
- That's it! - You're cool!
- You're cool!
- What is it?
When I did it last time, I felt like I couldn't do it well myself.
But today is different.
- My life has changed! - You're cool!
Finally, the final competition.
The winning team is...
Here is the last event!
Survival Owner Jump!
From now on, each team's representative, two people, a total of six people will fall off a rope.
You will be challenged to survival owner jump.
For the first team who falls off, you will get zero points.
For the second team who falls off, you will get ten points.
After that, you will increase your points by twenty or thirty.
If you stay until the end, you can get fifty points.
This will decide it.
Can you make a big reversal?
Yes, I can make a big reversal.
These six people will challenge it.
Since both ends of the rope will be high, you will decide the order by lottery.
Now, everyone, are you ready?
Yes!
Survival Owner Jump!
Ready!
Start!
One!
Two!
Three!
Four!
Five!
Wow!
Six!
Eight!
Nine!
Ten!
Eleven!
Twelve!
Thirteen!
Wow!
Fourteen!
Fifteen!
Sixteen!
Seventeen!
Eighteen!
Nineteen!
Twenty!
Wow!
What happened?
I don't have energy.
By the way, all of you are amazing.
But you are out of breath.
This is really useful.
Hey, don't smoke.
When I turn off the camera, the fire extinguisher runs away.
Furthermore,
Team Pechitomato's Sakurai.
And, Team Hatsuruzo's Saito Kiara is eliminated.
There are only three people left.
"Survival Onatopy", start!
There is also a second chance.
Idols are amazing.
Do what you can do now with all your strength.
That's an idol.
It's about to leak.
What?
It's about to leak.
Oh, no!
What is about to leak?
Well...
It's about to leak!
Oh, no! It's suddenly leaking!
If you get wet, you'll get a bite.
Can you let it flow?
"Survival Onatopy", start!
It's amazing!
What is this?
I want to jump rope.
This is a special edition for jumping rope.
It's about to leak!
Hang in there!
So, that was "survival onatopy", right?
"Survival Onatopy", out!
Wow!
How many times did you fly just now?
143 times.
143 times!
Wow!
How do you feel, Sugano Minken? Are you burning up?
It's a little dangerous.
It's burning me up!
You look like you're burning up.
Would you like to join in?
Should I?
Of course I would.
Then, let's begin "survival onatopy". Ready, set, go!
After this, it's finally over!
So far, they've flown 281 times.
Who will win in the final round?
Ready, set, go!
2, 3, 4, 5...
Wow, how many times did you fly just now?
Survival Onatopy
This area is...
Wow!
It's pretty high pace!
This is amazing!
20 times!
Go for it!
You can do it!
The winner is...
Fuji Tomato's Takio!
How do you feel?
I can't do it anymore.
They're playing with me.
You're unique.
How about you, Takio?
My eyes are weird.
It's like I'm a beginner.
Can you still do it?
Yes, I can do it one more time.
Wow!
The results of the sports narrowing match!
Let me announce the points of each team.
Fuji Tomato...
70 points!
Hatsuru Zo-san...
45 points!
Team Inagomono...
80 points!
The winner is...
Team Inagomono!
Team Inagomono wins!
It's a very interesting match!
It's a reversal!
Interesting!
Wonderful!
I'm so frustrated!
It's over.
Can you do it one more time?
I can't do it one more time!
It's too hard!
Let's play "floor, water, house" this time!
Floor, water, house!
Team countrymen are countrymen, but with their miscellaneous souls, they will do anything!
Team countrymen and...
That's right, let's have Takihaki-chan join us...
Everyone, with these members, please set a world record for jumping rope!
Please set a world record!
We will do our best!
Our children are not only good at sports, but also good at singing.
Everyone in the industry, please listen to a song here!
"Equal Love" by Seishun Subliminal!
I love you without worrying
More than love, nothing
Anything is fine
I like you, I like you, I like you
I couldn't say it
My honest self, I'm logging in now
In school, you're there
I can't think of what to say
But I want to see you
The color of the sky is changing
The color of the snow is rising
We went to the same high school, we went to the same middle school
I could feel our backs reaching out to each other
But we didn't know how to say "I like you"
Do you remember the first time we met?
It was only me, wasn't it?
That summer, you were the hottest
Somehow, casually, I just want to be close with you as friends
Put away the overflowing feelings and close the door
Is that okay?
I don't want to pass anymore, I want to be born again
The clouds move and run from the outside
It became dazzling
This mouth becomes a red face
The answer is equal to what was different before
That's for sure, you don't know it either, do you?
The clouds move and run from the outside
Because only I can guide you
I like you, I like you, I like you, I like you, I like you
I like you, I like you, I like you, I couldn't say anything better
My honest self logs in right now
You are in front of me, what should I talk about?
It was you, I like you!
I like you! I like you!
I wanted to say it earlier!
The love train has arrived!
The red light is blinking!
The secret of love in the night club!
Let's go, baby! The two of us!
When we grow up, we'll be adults!
NOGUCHI YORI, how is it?
It's started!
Shall we introduce ourselves, Yori-san?
Yes!
I'm NOGUCHI YORI of EQUAL LOVE. Nice to meet you!
Please tell us in more detail!
In more detail?
How old are you?
I was born on April 26, 2000. I'm 21 years old.
21 years old!
What's your hobby?
My hobby is playing 2D games.
Do you have a favorite character?
Right now, I like Seth Burnley of the A3 game.
He's cool, isn't he?
Yes, he is!
What's your strength?
My strength is my left and right asymmetrical eyebrows.
Yori-san is really good at asymmetrical eyebrows, isn't she?
Is that so?
I want to see it!
How do you do it?
But it's fun!
It's fun!
I can't do it if you tell me to do it!
Then, why did you want to sing "Zousa"?
Eh? I wonder why?
Well, I had a chance to listen to a lot of songs I sang,
and I thought I could sing better even if they were different songs,
so I said, "How about it?"
Ah, that's funny!
That's funny!
Then, do you have any recommended points in your photo book?
I'm curious!
Well, I had my hair cut in my photo book,
so I can enjoy both my long hair and my short hair.
I don't really do twintails and stuff like that, but...
Eh, you have one like that?!
I do!
Is it okay?
I'm looking forward to it!
I hope sweet Yori-chan can enjoy it, too!
Sounds fun!
Sweet Io-san and cool Io-san,
which do you like more, personally?
Personally...
I like cool Io-san!
As expected of Io-san!
I knew it!
Io-san, you're really good at singing, but...
is there anything you're doing?
Is there anything I'm doing?
Please tell us!
Ah, but recently, I wanted to increase my lung capacity,
so my trainer taught me how to increase my lung capacity.
I lie down on a round pole,
and open up my back in three stages.
Open up your back?
And then, with the image of opening up your back sideways,
I've been practicing breathing in and out.
Wow!
I heard it's okay to stretch your back.
I'll study it!
Please try it!
I'll try it!
Thank you!
I hope Io-san was interested in it!
I was!
How is it?