AISubs v3.5
So, instead of your usual costume, you're wearing something that looks like it's easy to move around.
That's right!
Like Shonkun.
Are you going to work out again?
No, I don't want to do what I did last time.
Tomita-chan, last time you cried as you ate the tagame.
I feel like I'm in a park right now.
So cool!
This program is brought to you by SASHIHARA RUNO PRODUCE's idol group EQUAL LOVE and NOT EQUAL ME.
New York, where I'm a manager, will continue to sell not only local programs but also online and magazine programs to all kinds of media.
We won't go!
Who are you?!
This week's sales target is here.
Where is it?
Ta-da!
Wow!
It's so luxurious!
It's all TV programs now.
Wow!
It's all TV programs!
This is CBS, right?
CBS!
You'll know when you see it.
Wow!
This time, we have partners like Tokusonein, first class officers, police officers, and women of first class and lower class families.
Wow!
So, what you'll be doing this time is...
Our members have acting skills!
Police drama competition!
You all want to do drama, right?
Yes!
Right?
Yes!
By the way, who is good at acting?
Oh, yes!
Our member, Kanisawa Moeko is...
Looks good!
She's the best among all of us.
Looks good!
Are you confident, Kanisawa?
No, I'm not, but it's pressure.
As you can see, it's all hit series.
Yes, that's right!
If you're lucky enough to be in a hit series of dramas, you can eat anything for ten years!
Wow!
You can do it!
We're in a movie!
Wow! You're a big senior!
I'm in a movie, too!
You're in a movie, too?
Yes! I'm in a movie called "Summer Sun and Sky".
How long did you shoot for it?
About three days.
We were in a movie, too!
We shot for it for one day.
The criminal drama competition is a tournament of 12 people.
The result of lottery drawn in advance.
The match cards you see will be decided.
The acting judgment will be made by Shimasa Manager with her own discretion.
The first match is between Ikolab's Saito Nagisa and Noimii's Honda Miyuki.
The match has started all of a sudden!
Good luck!
Here is the theme song you will sing.
Ta-dah!
Die of Poison
Isn't it the most difficult song in the world?
What should we do?
The setting is that you play the role of a victim who suddenly suffers and dies at a carnival party.
What do you think of this theme song?
I often watch anime like this.
I often watch how people are poisoned and die.
Maybe it's Conan.
I know it well.
I'm sure it is.
Please say a word to the two who will fight from now on.
Please.
Act like you're dying and do it with all your might!
Yes!
You said something like a wise saying.
Die of Poison
Ready, start!
Ta-dah!
Die of Poison
Oh, that foie gras was delicious!
I'm thirsty, though...
Oh, excuse me! Is this mine?
You're a little stupid...
It's good.
I knew it...
It was him!
Cut!
Thank you very much!
That was seriously funny!
Yay!
What...
What's that? Foie gras?
That foie gras was delicious!
You've never been to a party, have you?!
Ready...
Start!
Kazuya-kun, see you later!
We broke up...
Kazuya, you like me too much...
Kazuya...
You're a little bad girl, aren't you?
Kazuya...
Cut!
What's this? An interesting acting battle?
What's that bar-like thing?
It's a dinner party, right?
It's not a bar...
Isn't it just a girls' bar?
Let's move on to the verdict!
The winner is...
Icon Love!
Yay!
Oh, why?
Why?
Well, their acting skills were almost the same.
When you look at it roughly.
But, you know, when you get poisoned like this...
Nagisa's reaction was more dynamic after she was hit.
Yay!
She was judging properly!
The second match is Noimii versus...
Nagisa's high reputation acting skills are...
Here is the question for you two.
First discovery of the incident.
Wow!
While walking your dog, you found a suspicious hat on the beach.
When you looked inside, you found a dead body.
You will act as the first discoverer of the incident.
What do you think, Suzuki-chan?
Can I be a cat instead of a dog?
Yes, you can.
Oh, can I? Thank you very much!
She is particular about it.
She is the most annoying type of director.
Oh, I see!
How about you, Kani-san?
I've never been the first discoverer of the incident.
Are you all like that?
I'll do my best with my imagination.
Is acting like that?
Well, Ashiho-san, please say a word for them.
As the first discoverer of the incident,
please let me discover a great actress in the future!
He's been saying that for a while now!
You won't be able to do it!
Ashiho-san will discover a great actress in the future!
Ready, start!
Oh, Jiro-chan, you're so cute today, too!
Oh, you want to go outside?
Let's go!
Okay, then put on the leash.
Oh, let's go.
You started with the most troublesome part.
Oh, you can't go there!
I put a leash on the cat.
Oh, this way, this way.
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, what is it?
Hmm? What is it? What is it?
The cat will find it.
Wait a minute, okay?
A human?
Oh, hello? Mom?
Mom...
It's like...
There's a human, but it's lying down.
Should I kick it?
Oh, I got it. Wait a minute.
Um...
Hmm?
Are you okay?
Hmm?
It's dead...
Cut!
(Applause)
What a strange acting!
I didn't realize it was dead.
That's right.
It was so funny.
Oh, I see.
This was a strange acting.
No, it was acting and setting I've never seen before.
Oh, that's good.
(Music)
Ready, start!
Oh, it's Gonzo.
I shouldn't have come all the way over there.
It was fun.
Huh?
What are you looking at?
Huh?
(Music)
Cathrine...
(Laughter)
Cut!
Hmm?
What?
(Laughter)
What do you mean?
Cathrine...
Seriously, last year's M-1 might be ugly.
(Laughter)
This is going to break.
Wait a minute, um...
Can I say one thing?
Yes.
What is "Cathrine"?
Um...
A long time ago...
Um... I used to play a lot...
And I moved out...
I'm her best friend.
You're close!
That's your setting.
That's her setting...
I really don't know...
(Laughter)
Okay, let's move on to the judgement.
The winner is...
Okay, let's move on to the judgement.
The winner is...
Kanisara!
Yay!
You did well!
(Applause)
As expected, just by looking at your expression...
You were able to show it all.
Wow! Thank you!
You were wonderful.
Wow!
I'm going to polish myself up more and come back for revenge.
Okay.
You know...
You could play the role of a friend who consults with a heroine.
Oh, not a heroine, but a friend's role?
Yeah, I felt like it.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
I'll be waiting for you!
(Laughter)
Next up is the collab battle.
Pay attention to their facial expressions.
Here is the question for you two.
"Murderer Awakens".
This one is a little difficult.
This one is...
A man says goodbye to a woman.
When the man turns his back on her,
her face changes and she raises her head.
She plays the role of the murderer.
That's so cute!
By the way, the male role is...
Shimasa.
What? Is it okay?
Is it me?
(Laughter)
Please don't do that, Shigura-san.
Okay, then.
Please say something.
Now, with the murderer's acting,
try to wake up!
Okay!
(Laughter)
No, no, wait a minute.
Okay, we'll start.
It's the same as before.
You're just saying what you said with your hair in your mouth.
(Laughter)
(Music)
Ready...
Start!
Kazu-kun...
I don't want to say goodbye yet.
I'm sorry.
Goodbye.
I...
I still like you.
But I'm sorry.
Why?
I don't like you anymore.
Bye.
Fall into hell!
Cut. Cut. Cut. Cut. Cut. Cut. Cut. Cut. Cut. Cut. Cut.
Ouch!
You won!
You didn't see the biggest change of facial expression.
You had such a good face.
Oh, really?
The Final Battle
Ready, start!
Hey, are you really leaving?
Yeah. Bye.
No. Stay with me.
I can't do it anymore.
Why do you say that?
Let's break up.
Why do you say that?
It's over.
What should I do with Gonzalez?
I'll leave Gonzalez to you.
You said you'd raise Gonzalez with me.
You raise him well.
Bye.
Don't go, Kazuya.
Bye.
Wow!
It's perfect.
It's perfect except for the eye drops.
But you didn't see it, did you?
I didn't see it.
Your facial expression when you said "bye" was really good.
Yay!
I got absorbed in my own acting.
Let's move on to the judgment.
The winner is...
Yamoto!
You suck at reacting to defeat.
What is the key point of this match?
Well, the key point is...
After the performance, Yamamoto was more popular.
Yamamoto was better?
He is the most popular judge.
He is easy to pick up.
The fourth match is also a comparison match.
The acting battle begins.
This is the game you will play.
"Mambiki Chief".
This is totally different.
You will steal a product in a supermarket and try to stand up.
However, you will be called by a mambiki chief.
Even if you deny it at first, you will admit your crime.
You will act as a mambiki chief.
Please say something to both of them.
Please.
Mambiki chief is a coward.
But don't be a coward!
Mambiki chief is a coward, isn't he?
Ogi says so.
Ogi, please stand up.
Mambiki Chief
Ready, start!
Today's shopping is...
Carrot and...
Oh, right!
Sashimi!
Yoshiko said she liked it.
She doesn't say it, does she?
Yoshiko likes...
Salmon.
Salmon, right?
Salmon, salmon.
(Laughter)
Hey, ma'am.
Yes?
You just took it, didn't you?
Oh, no, I didn't.
No, I saw you take it.
Oh, this is not it.
Look around you.
What?
No.
You just tried to get out of the store, didn't you?
No, I haven't left yet. I'm in the middle of shopping now.
Come over here.
It's full.
No, it's not.
Come over here.
No, it's not.
My husband is bad at playing girls and spending money.
My daughter Yoshiko is learning ballet, joba and violin.
But I can't look my mom in the eye and buy her an expensive coat.
(Laughter)
I can't forgive her.
Cut!
(Applause)
To be honest, I was disappointed to see your last performance in front of me.
(Laughter)
Thank you very much.
It's the first time I've seen you up close.
(Laughter)
(Music)
Ready!
Start!
Dino!
Hey, ma'am!
You just took it, didn't you?
What do you mean?
I saw it! Come here!
Give me what you have!
(Laughter)
Why did you take it?
Because...
it's my daughter's!
(Laughter)
Wow!
After Dino published this first photobook,
she passed away due to osteoporosis!
(Laughter)
So...
I really wanted this book...
and couldn't buy it...
So I finally found it!
But it's a great crime.
Please...
give me back my Dino!
(Laughter)
I'm sorry for killing you!
(Laughter)
I'm really sorry!
That's great!
I'm sorry!
That's a great setting!
It is!
But you were really confident!
Really?
Before we started, I remembered...
we were looking at this book together.
So...
I'm going to...
kill Sasha Ara!
(Laughter)
I didn't know you were so open about it!
Who will face off against this masterpiece?
Let's start the judgment!
The winner is...
Noguchi!
I won!
What a great reaction!
I won!
To be honest, both of you were great at crying acting.
What was great was...
Noguchi-chan's moment when she was about to cry.
That's right.
I'm glad.
When you were about to cry, it was really good.
It was great.
Thank you very much.
Noguchi-chan's moment when she was about to cry
Our girls are really good at singing, too.
Everyone in the industry, please listen to a song here.
"not equal me" by "not equal me".
"not equal me" by "not equal me"
"Not equal me" by "not equal me"
"Not equal me" by "not equal me" by "not equal me"
"Not equal me" by "not equal me" by "not equal me" by "not equal me"
The side of her face with red eyelashes
Someday, my eyes will pierce your heart
Someday, when you're at a standstill
Without ever giving up
I'll keep calling your name
Someday, we'll meet in a romantic movie
Someday, when we eat a delicious meal
You'll remember me, won't you?
Night for me
I know
It's fine as long as we're alike
It's not like it's weird or anything
I want to shout it out loud
I love you!
Shout it out loud, even if you can't say it out loud
Shout it out loud, I have to send it to you somehow
Without running away, I keep waiting for an answer with a serious gaze
Shout it out loud, these feelings for the first time
Shout it out loud, what should I do?
I love you
Even if you can't say it out loud
I love you
When the wind blows, I love you
I want to say it out loud "I love you"
I don't like sweet things
When I saw you for the first time
The story of our fate began with you
Hello, Natsumi! How are you?
Sparkling!
First of all, please introduce yourself.
I'm Natsumi Inko and my card is Natsumi.
I'm the oldest.
Thank you.
I think you cut your hair two years ago. Why did you cut it?
From the beginning, my hair was short.
Then, I grew it out and cut it again.
Why did you cut it?
I don't know why.
Natsumi, what are you good at?
Good at?
I'm good at that.
That?
I'm good at that.
Then, please show us what you're good at.
Go ahead!
Cover of cover!
One more.
One more?
Mascara and mascara!
Wait a minute!
No, I'm not good at improvising.
If you tell me in advance, I'll prepare it for you.
You're not good at it.
What are you good at?
I'm curious.
What are you good at?
By the way, what kind of class is this?
This is a test only for Mori-san in elementary school.
So, there are only a few questions.
So, I'm happy.
It can't be helped.
Because you can do Mori-san now.
I like the part in front of Mina of "You and Me" very much.
I'm happy.
Can you sing it for me?
I don't want it.
It's OK.
I'm sorry.
It's really good.
It's really good, isn't it?
I'll cut it for you now.
OK.
I think you're not good at bugs.
So, I'm collecting bugs in the room.
Why?
Why do you do it even though you don't like it?
Today, Naho is doing Geragero.
Naho, you have long arms and legs, don't you?
Yes, I do.
What makes you have such long arms and legs?
I hang out every day.
You hang out every day.
And...
I pull you.
You pull me.
It's my first time.
Shall we do it again?
If you don't do it in the same way, it will be like this.
OK.
Let's say a word to your fans.
I'm not good at expressing my feelings in words.
Thank you for always coming to see me.
Thank you very much.
How was Kawasaki Natsumi?
Kawasaki Natsumi