AISubs v3.5
This program is brought to you by SASHIHARA RUNO PRODUCE's idol groups EQUAL LOVE and NOT EQUAL ME.
New York, as a manager, will sell this program to various media outlets, including online and magazine.
This time, it's the second half of the poker face championship.
There will be various games in normal mode and hard mode challenges.
The best player will be selected by SHIMASA MANAGER and the members will be sold to the program you're watching.
Let's go!
How is it?
We'll go further and further.
Everyone, do your best in the second half of the game.
Yes, we'll do our best.
Let's go.
The next poker face is this one.
Poker face with the contents of the box.
Don't put it in.
It's a familiar project in variety shows.
Keep the poker face and guess what's in the box.
Is it a frog?
I don't know.
Maybe it's a crocodile.
It's possible.
Let's go.
Do you want to do it in normal mode?
Yes, I do.
It's coming out.
KANO.
I hate this part.
You hate it?
Let me show you what's in the box.
This is what's in the box.
What's in the box?
Is this normal?
This is dangerous.
Is it alive?
Let's touch it.
It might move.
Let's open it up.
What's in the box?
Normal mode.
3, 2, 1.
Face.
It's out.
It's totally out.
What is it?
It's almost Mr. Bean.
It's out.
It's a failure.
Everyone knows what it is.
Let's do it again.
Everyone knows it.
Let's do it again.
Let's do it.
3, 2, 1.
Face.
What are you doing?
Nice reaction.
Next is hard mode.
What's in the hard mode box?
It's an animal.
Please guess what animal it is.
Animals are scary.
It's scary.
Let's do it.
I'm not in a good mood.
Face.
It's really scary.
It's not scary at all?
Please look at what's in the box.
Face.
What is it? What is it? What is it?
Let's see what's inside the box.
Hard board.
Three. Two. One. Face.
Wait. I'm really scared. I'm really scared.
It's too scary.
Is it dangerous?
This is...
Is it dangerous?
But it's okay. It's okay.
It's okay. Take it easy. Take it easy.
Really. Don't do anything stupid.
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Isn't it from the left?
Right? Left? Which one is left?
This one? This one is left.
I don't know if it's left or right.
Who is it?
Below. Below. Below.
Below? Who is it?
Take it easy.
I touched something.
It's okay. It's okay.
What is it?
It's amazing.
Can you lift it up?
Ah! Something! Something! Something!
It's hot!
It's no good.
Let's go a little more.
Yes.
I want to know. I want to know.
But you're really calm.
Where is it? Where is it?
Calm. Calm. Don't make me angry. Don't make me angry.
Chance. Chance. Chance. Now.
It's amazing. It's really amazing.
What is it? What is it?
It's amazing.
Can you try to grab it?
Can you grab it here?
Seriously. Seriously. Seriously.
What is it?
Do you want me to hold it?
Ah! It's heavy.
It's amazing! It's amazing!
What is it?
You're touching it a lot.
Look at it as it is.
What is it?
A dolphin or something.
Look at it as it is.
What is it?
It's definitely not a sea urchin or a dolphin.
The next poker face is this one.
A poker face with a balloon bomb.
Even if you don't know when the balloon will explode, you have to do a poker face.
First of all, it's normal mode.
In normal mode, you have to break this balloon close to your face.
If you break it at any time,
don't change your poker face before or after you break it.
Let's do it!
You did it!
Sasaki-chan!
That's right.
If you put in a poker face like that, it's kind of cool, isn't it?
It's cool.
The pose is decided and it's cool.
It's cool.
Good, good, good.
Let's go! Let's go as it is!
Well then, let's go!
Poker face with balloons red!
Normal mode!
Three!
Two!
One!
Face!
It's cool!
Flashlight!
Ah!
The decision is...
Flashlight poker face!
It's big!
The sound is big, isn't it?
I was surprised, too.
The sound was many times bigger than I thought.
This is surprisingly difficult.
Is there anyone who can do it?
No, but on the contrary, isn't there someone who is good at it?
Then, hard mode!
For hard mode, we will use this radio.
It's big!
It's dangerous!
Well, I will do it.
This is quite difficult!
Let's go!
Yes!
Radio!
It has a weight attached to it.
Really!?
Can I check it?
Absolutely not! It's super light!
OK, let's check it out!
Ready, set, go!
Three!
Two!
One!
Face!
Huh?
Oh, I'm scared!
What?
Wait a minute!
No, no, I stabbed it!
What happened?
Did it make a hole?
Did something come out of it?
Oh, great! Oh, it came out of it!
It came out of it!
Oh, no!
Let's do it again!
The air is leaking! Hurry up!
Let's do it again! Hurry up!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Is the air leaking?
Yes!
OK, OK!
Ready, set, go!
Three!
Two!
One!
Face!
Oh!
The verdict is...
Nice for Robin!
What's going on!?
Great!
I stabbed it!
What do you mean "stabbed it"?
I said "pachin"!
And now my finger is broken!
It's not broken!
It's not broken, right?
Now, I think the next one is the most difficult one.
It's called "poker face".
What is it?
Here it is!
"Poker face" in New York!
So, now Shima-sa will do something.
She will do something funny.
Oh, I see.
Please endure it with "poker face".
In "normal" mode, Shima-sa will do it with about 30% of her power.
But even with 30% of her power...
What do you want me to do?
How many times do you want me to do it with 30% of my power?
Anything is fine!
It's rough!
Is it OK like this?
But I'm serious!
I'm serious!
Is it OK with 30% of my power?
Is it like "monoboke"?
OK, I'll do it. You think about it.
Is it OK like this?
It's rough!
She's very happy.
Do you have a favorite entertainer?
Mr. Song.
Mr. Song!?
She's an MC on the other hand.
Clearly, you like Mr. Song better.
It's normal.
You can do it with 30% of your power.
You guys in the back can laugh at all.
That's right. You don't have to laugh at all.
Let's get started.
New York Rap Walker Base Normal Mode.
3, 2, 1, Bass!
Did I do it?
Yes, you did it.
That's amazing.
Isn't it?
That's amazing.
You did it.
That's right.
I did it.
I'm sorry. I made a little excuse.
I made a mistake.
You did it with 3% of your power.
You did it with 3%.
You did it with 3%, not 30%.
You did it with 100% of your power.
But it was different.
Is it okay?
How is it?
It's easier than I thought.
It's Ghera, isn't it?
It's Ghera.
I'm sorry, but I don't think you can see 100% entertainers.
That's right, I'm happy.
The level of entertainers is different from the entertainers you've met before.
Be sure of it, it's 100%, 120%.
Just by laughing...
Just by laughing, you've come this far.
Stay still.
It's here, right?
You're in a hurry.
Can you calm down?
Workshop, poker face in New York.
Hard mode.
3, 2, 1, Face!
It came out of the down jacket with wings, but isn't it too big?
Nice face!
It's a sound.
This is 100%.
It's delicious!
Can you give me an iPhone?
It's delicious!
Yes, I did it!
All right!
Did you see it?!
This is the New York show!
All right!
It's just a comedy documentary.
I wanted to be the most poker face.
After this, the last trial will hit Ikonoi.
Next is the last one. The last poker face is this one.
Poker face with insect food.
This is tough. First of all, normal mode.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm not allowed to look at it.
I'm about to cry.
Oh, you're serious.
No, no.
You can't even look at it.
OK, then.
Shall we close our eyes?
Really?
You can look at it.
Oh, you're already crying.
OK, then. Can I hide it with this?
Can I hide it with this?
Hide it with this.
I'm glad. I'm glad.
I'm glad that my gag can be used like that.
OK, then. Normal mode.
Hide it, Gyaru-chan.
Here we go.
This one.
OK.
First of all, you're going to eat stuffed squid with poker face.
Is this normal?
Oh, but I think you can eat this.
Stuffed squid with poker face looks delicious.
But it's stuffed squid with poker face.
But stuffed squid with poker face is delicious.
It doesn't matter. Just eat it.
I can't even turn the dice.
Can I eat it here?
It's the best.
I'm impressed.
It's stuffed squid with poker face.
OK, then.
Are you OK?
I'm sorry.
Can I eat it?
By the way, can you turn the dice?
What?
Oh, I can turn it into a dishwasher.
It's small.
It's a dishwasher.
Can you turn it into a dishwasher?
It's small.
It's a little thin.
OK, then. Let's do our best.
You're not good at insects, are you?
I'm not good at it at all.
Be brave.
Here we go.
Three, two, one.
Face.
Here it is.
What?
Taste it.
Really?
One more? One more?
You don't have to eat two!
The verdict is...
Nothing!
You did your best!
Both of you did your best!
Ema, you don't like it?
Well...
It tastes like the food my mom made for me.
You impress me from various angles.
But I'm glad I'm here.
Good job!
It's hard.
It's like the previous one.
I see.
Are you ready?
Yes.
It's hard!
Hey!
You hit me!
I didn't do anything!
I'm so happy!
Don't show your tears!
I didn't do anything!
When Chiara cries, Maika cries, too!
No!
Don't cry!
One more time?
By the way...
Really?
I didn't do anything!
How about you, Beto and Zen?
I...
What happened?
You're talking in different languages.
Were you an exchange student?
I was on a show with only MUI MII.
I met Tagami...
Why are you keeping it a secret?
I'm looking forward to it!
I met him...
I pretended to bite him.
Do you want to do it again?
You pretended to bite her!
But we don't know what it is yet!
Let's do it again!
Can you do it?
Now, it's hard mode.
It's hard mode.
Here is the insect food.
Oh, my God!
Now, it's "tadame".
Oh, my God!
It's revenge.
Really?
The two people behind me are eating it.
Oh, my God!
Are you eating it?
Oh, my God!
I'm crying!
Do you remember crying?
Do you remember crying when you ate it?
Oh, my God!
Was it bad?
Wait a minute.
I'm sorry.
I'll give you a stick.
I beg you.
Wait a minute.
You all cried too much like disbandment concert.
What's wrong?
You all...
Look at me.
Oh, my God!
What's going on?
Why did it become like this?
Calm down, everyone!
Now, Tomita-chan, let's go!
Can I keep laughing all the time?
Well, you can't.
Why do you think it's okay?
Now, let's go.
Insect food and poker face.
It's hard mode.
Three, two, one.
Face!
Should I not turn it over?
Is it bad if you don't turn it over?
You just gave me a concept of turning it over.
There is no such thing as turning it over.
It's smooth.
It's better not to do it.
Let's hold it once.
If you can hold it.
Look at the back.
It's a great color.
The back is great.
Let's do it.
It's like a scary movie scene.
It's a good movie.
You can do it.
You can't win like that.
The verdict is...
It's a nice mode!
You did well.
Please enjoy your tea.
Thank you for your tea.
Please hide it over there.
It's a large association.
No way.
After this, we will announce the most active sales members.
Poker Face Championship.
Who will Manager Shimasa choose as a sales member?
Please announce it.
The sales member is...
Morahashi Ikorabu!
What?
No way! No way!
Why?
I can't stand that kind of humor!
Not at all!
It's the worst!
It's the worst thing I've ever done!
Now, please give us your comments!
Everyone, our Morahashi-chan can stand any kind of funny gag!
I don't think it was that funny.
So, everyone, please contact us when you cast us!
Morahashi Ikorabu, thank you in advance!
Come on, say hello!
Say hello!
Thank you in advance!
She's not an idol who can laugh at anything!
Of course, our girls have guts, but they also sing wonderful songs, so please listen to them!
"Ikorabu" by Ikorabu!
I want to know you (I want to know you)
I don't even know your face or name
Sometimes I turn around (sometimes I turn around)
And I wake up (and I wake up)
I look up at the ceiling and sigh
I raise my head (and I raise my head)
At the crossroads on Sunday
I believed in a miracle the moment I wished for it
I'm sure it's you, it's you, it's you
I've fallen in love with so many people
But it was all so I could meet you
I'm sure it's you, it's you, it's you
I'm sorry for turning around
Before we finally met
Two people on the phone, black hair swaying
Sometimes our gazes meet, it's frustrating
The more I breathe, the more silence continues
Only my heartbeat resounds
You're a slow driver, but I love everything about you
Your blinking eyes and your impact on me
But you...
Are getting in my way
My rebellion
But you...
I just want to know everything about you
I'm confused
I almost gave up on my ideal
I was looking for you
It's you! It's you! It's you!
The biggest shock of my past
My twinkle is overflowing
It's you! It's you! It's you!
The moment I saw in my dream
I want to tell you
My ideal
Everything is equal
How is your first impression of each other?
Let me ask you some questions.
How old are you?
I am 16 years old.
You are young!
She is young.
Please tell me who you think is the cutest today.
It's you.
She is rebellious.
What do you call her from your father?
She is called "Kei".
She is older than you.
She is the oldest.
She is older than you.
She has a younger sister and a younger brother.
She is cute.
Let me ask you some questions.
Who do you want to call "older sister" the most?
Please think about it in various ways.
She is older than you.
If you call me "older sister", I am shy.
Really!?
Why!?
Because you always warn me.
Who do you want to call "partner" in economy class?
Partner!?
What is "partner"!?
Partner!?
It's you.
What!?
Did you make me say it!?
I made you say it!
What do you think about Iori?
What do you think about me?
It's good you said it.
Iori always acts violent.
She is violent all the time.
She is like a brother and sister.
She is like a boy and a sister.
Kiara, you have long eyelashes.
What do you do with them?
It's my dad's...
No way!
I was surprised! I was surprised! I want to see it, I want to see it, everyone!
Look sideways! Look sideways! Look up! Look up!
My father has long eyelashes.
That's why I inherited it.
To your father?
Yes, to my father. When I woke up, I called him "father".
My mother always woke me up and said, "I know."
She was worried about me, but she said, "Don't wake up."
Then she said, "My father is really sleeping."
She said, "I'm going crazy."
Have you ever tried to wake up?
Recently, I used a cell phone I used to use, but I don't use it now.
But I can use it with Wi-Fi.
I'm using this cell phone and that cell phone in double.
Oh, I see.
The bed is different from this side and this side.
It's really noisy!
If you turn this side off, this side will also be noisy.
So you have to wake up.
I can wake up.
Yes, you can wake up.
You can wake up.
So if you're watching this and you can't hear me because of my eyes,
if you use both earphones, you can definitely wake up.
Thank you very much.
A word for those watching today.
Thank you for your support.
I'd like to do my best to make my head spin faster.
Thank you for your support.
How about a vital character?