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What are you looking at?
You're still looking at it.
I'm sorry.
Hashiara-san's scandal is amazing.
So, the members of "Ikorabu no Imi" this time are these people!
Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you, everyone!
So, today is the second recording.
Yes!
There was the first broadcast yesterday.
It became a trend.
Yes!
It became a trend!
Everyone, thank you very much!
Thank you!
It was a great start.
Did you have any feedback?
Yes!
After the recording, I got a call from Hashiara- san.
His acrobatics were very interesting!
Did you come straight from the president?
Yes, I came with him.
What is this?
Did you come from the president?
This week, "Ikorabu no Imi" will be even more attractive.
Thank you!
This program is brought to you by Hashiara Rino Produce's idol groups "ikorabu" and "not ikoru mi" on all 24 broadcasts.
The manager's role in "New York" will not only be broadcast on the ground, but also on the internet and magazines.
It won't go!
How about it?!
So, this week's sales target is...
Here it is!
It's amazing!
Yes! It's here!
Fuji TV's "Depression Time" and NITTER's "Don't Laugh At All" series.
And TBS's "Sunday Morning".
Amazing!
These three have something in common that you need to be on this show.
What do you think it is, everyone?
Yes! Tomita-chan, let's go!
It has to be something dangerous!
You're dangerous!
Kawanago-san.
Yes! The name of the producer has "k" in it.
No, it's not like you're trying to solve a mystery.
Here's the answer.
No matter what happens, you can't lose your expression. You need a poker face for this show.
That's true.
If you say so.
You can't laugh on this show.
That's true.
So, what you're going to do today is...
No matter what happens, you can't lose your expression.
A poker face competition!
This time, it's going to be pretty harsh.
Is it harsh?
I've done something like that before.
What?
So, you're going to have to deal with many trials that you'll definitely react to.
No matter what happens, you have to deal with it with a poker face.
There are two types of trials, normal and hard.
Who's going to go first will be decided by this dice.
Everyone's names are written right here.
In the end, Shima-san will decide whether or not to use a poker face.
Shima-san will choose the person with the most poker face.
We'd like to sell out that person with responsibility.
So, here's the first poker face.
Poker face with "biribiri pon".
I don't like it!
This is a regular show.
We do it in variety shows and penalty games.
If you push this button, electricity will flow.
It's a regular show.
Can you do it for me?
Me?
No, you.
You.
I've done it many times.
I'm not used to it.
I'm scared.
I'll do it.
Ouch!
Can you do it for me?
Ouch!
It's not a poker face.
And it's not a nice reaction.
She'll do it with this poker face "biribiri pon".
First of all, it's a regular show.
Two "biribiri pon" at the same time.
Two "normal" ones?
I was surprised, too.
I thought one "normal" one and two "hard" ones.
But it's two "normal" ones.
Isn't it too "hard"?
Yes, it is.
Shall we roll the dice?
I'm nervous.
This is serious.
Don't look at me.
I'll do it.
Don't look at me.
I'll do it.
The first "biribiri pon" is this one!
Do it! Do it! Do it!
Nobuchi Ikonami!
Stop it!
Stop it! Stop it!
It's good now.
If you did it until now, you wouldn't get excited.
Try to stay as close as you can to your face.
Yes.
And do the poker face.
Come on!
Oh, you're doing it.
Oh, good.
Oh, you're looking good.
Oh, good.
You're doing a really good poker face.
Concentrate.
Let's go!
Let's go like this!
Okay, let's do it!
Millimeter pen, poker face, normal mode!
Three!
Two!
One!
Face!
The final verdict is...
Good, right?!
She did it!
I see!
So...
Can I take a reaction video of you moving?
You didn't even change your face.
I didn't!
Do it like me, everyone!
Did it hurt?
It did hurt!
Oh, really?
Your hand was moving in a really painful way.
But you surprised me!
Only your face was moving.
Amazing!
Nice poker face!
Excellent!
It was a nice poker face by Nozomi!
Thank you!
Okay, let's go!
This is the hard mode.
The hard mode is...
This one!
No!
Ten at the same time!
Like this!
This is bad!
Ten at once like this!
Are you okay?
You can use up all of your energy in four days!
Gohan Guts Level!
All of you are one-twelfth of each other!
Okay, let's go!
She did it!
Scary!
I really don't know what's going to happen.
My hands are shaking!
I'm scared!
I'm really scared!
Okay, let's go!
A poker face with a vibrating pen!
Hard mode!
Three!
Two!
One!
Face!
Wow!
The result is...
A poker face with a vibrating pen!
I'm OK.
Cool!
Awesome!
Seriously!
It's broken!
Hey, Takamatsu-chan, why don't you give it a try?
I'm scared!
But hang in there!
If you can hold it in, you can hold it in.
No, really, with just one vibrating pen, I get shocked and take off my white eye mask.
Are you that shocked?
OK, here we go! One, two...
Three, two, one...
Face!
I'm scared...
Yes!
I want to drink something like Eisei-san right now!
Let's continue! Next up is this!
Wasabi-free Kokao Face!
I don't want to eat it! I don't want to eat it!
This will come, right? This is also a first.
It's sushi with a lot of wasabi in it.
Is there rice in it? Is there rice in it?
This is normal.
Let's decide who will do it.
If you get it right, you'll eat it.
Here I go!
It's this one!
Noemi Kanagawa!
I wanted to eat it!
What does that mean?
Let's continue! Wasabi-free Kokao Face!
Normal mode!
Three! Two! One! Face!
I'll eat it!
You should eat it now.
Really? Really? Hurry up!
There it is!
It's coming! It's coming!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Really?! Wait a minute! Really?!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Really?!
Nice Kokao Face!
Wow! Really?!
You're amazing, Kanagawa-chan! Really!
I'm glad you were hungry!
That's not the problem!
You ate it because you were hungry?!
Kanagawa-chan has endured it, but it's the next hard mode.
Here is the hard mode!
It's all wasabi!
Can you laugh?
I'm crying just by looking at it.
Do you want me to shake the dice?
I'm scared.
Be prepared.
I'll shake it.
Don't do it!
Why are you doing a poker face?
I'm scared of a poker face now.
After this, it's a more difficult hard mode, wasabi sushi.
It's confusing.
Let's do it.
Wasabi sushi and poker face.
Hard mode!
Three!
Two!
One!
Face!
Do your best!
Don't do it!
It's really all wasabi.
I'll do it.
She has guts.
She did it!
She's great!
She has guts.
Wait a minute!
You're kidding, right?
Wait!
No!
You did it!
Don't hit me!
You did it!
You can't stand it that much, can you?
You did it!
Are you okay?
The moment I felt wasabi, I cried.
Wasabi is amazing.
Can you give your impression?
She's great!
Give her a big hand!
Nice fight!
Nana-chan, nice fight!
I was moved.
The next poker face is...
Hard mode!
Here it is!
First of all, normal mode.
Normal mode is...
This is also often seen in variety shows.
It's really painful.
Wow! Big grains!
Long!
And long!
This is tough!
Well, let's go!
Okay, let's go!
What was that?
Did it change properly?
Isn't it amazing?
I've never seen a video like this before.
It's the first video I've seen on TV.
I didn't expect it.
But I think we can expect it.
Okay, let's go!
Painful massage poker face.
Normal mode!
Three!
Two!
One!
Face!
Wow!
It's like a walk!
Wow!
Wow! It's back!
The score is...
Nice poker face!
It's amazing!
Doesn't it hurt?
It hurts, but...
It's cute.
What?
Everyone is young, so...
Is that so?
Yes, yes, yes.
The healthier you are, the less damage you get.
What did you say?
It's impossible.
You know Yanni, don't you?
No, I don't know.
You said you know Yanni, didn't you?
Hiromasa-san, do you love Yanni?
I'm from Mie Prefecture.
Oh, you said Yanni.
That's right.
I thought you were smoking.
Idols don't say Yanni, do they?
Are you confident?
No, I'm not.
You're right. My lungs are broken.
I'm not smoking!
That's suspicious. Can I do it?
Let's go!
Painful massage poker face.
Normal mode!
Three!
Two!
One!
Face!
Yes, she can do it!
Yes, you can do it!
The face is shaking!
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
Let's jump a little, shall we?
Jump!?
Jump a little!
Or not, post!
Not polona! Face!
Jumping hurts!
No, you went all the way there.
There.
Where?
Yes, there.
I knew it!
Next, it is "hard mode".
This person will do "hard mode".
Really?!
Let me introduce you.
It is said to be the worst in the world.
It is recommended for facial contouring and surgical effect.
It is a private salon run by President Sashihara.
It is "m-plus" to "esthetician" Mr. Muno.
Mr. Muno!
I always watch you.
Have you ever met anyone like this before?
No, I haven't.
President Sashihara comes here quite often.
Yes, he does.
Yesterday, when you passed the exam,
he asked you to do it without mercy.
He asked you to do it on your own.
How is it? Who will do it?
Who will do it?
I will decide it with the dice.
Dice!
I will do it!
Here we go!
Oh, no!
Oh!
It's going up!
This is ridiculous!
You can react to it.
How do you do it?
Yes.
Standby is ready.
Muno-san, please do it twice as strong as usual.
Okay, let's do it.
Poker face in extreme pain massage.
Hard mode.
Three, two, one, face!
Stretch your neck.
Oh, this is the front part.
Stretch it.
Oh, my!
Oh, my! I have a cheek!
Really?
Yes, you do!
Oh, my!
It's a hundred times more painful than I imagined.
Really?
It's good for your body.
It's hard to be beautiful.
Yes, it is.
Even you are a teacher, you do it as usual, don't you?
Yes.
Oh, my!
I want to do it.
Everyone, please raise your hands if you can do it.
If you are confident, you can do it.
I went to a face-to-face class the other day.
But I could bear it.
Nagisa-chan, let's do it.
Yes, I'll do it.
I'll show you I can bear it.
Really.
Next, we'll show you Nagisa-chan's painful face- to-face massage.
Let's do it.
Yes.
Painful face-to-face massage.
Hard mode.
Three, two, one.
Face.
First of all,
First of all, stretch your neck.
You look like you're in a good mood.
I'm looking forward to it.
Here.
Wow!
You look fine.
Wow!
I've been watching this scene for a long time.
What is it?
What is this scene?
I feel like I'm going to have a dream.
Can you do it, Nagisa?
Yes, I did it.
But my eyes were bloodshot.
You look scary.
Don't make me laugh.
You look scary.
You look like a doll.
I like it very much.
Wow!
Did you have a small face?
I'm sure my face when I'm being trampled on will flow down to the ground.
I was very scared.
You look like a cursed doll.
I'm scared.
The cows are singing a wonderful song.
Everyone in the industry, listen to this song.
"not=me" and participate in the song.
La-a-a-a-a La-a-a-a-a-a
For some reason, today's uphill road looks long and far away.
My stamina is running out and I'm sighing.
Today, we're under the orange light.
We're not allies of a sky with no stars.
When I remember it, I feel like I'm in the middle of an adventure.
Look, I've become heavier than I used to be.
Leave me my luggage and let me rest.
You were my enemy of the day.
I've always praised you for making me work so hard.
All of my overflowing tears will be shed tonight.
Come here and smile for me.
What you should cherish now is yourself.
You're the one who has it more than anyone else and works harder than anyone else.
I'll always hold you in my arms.
I'm denied and depressed, and I'm swept away like that.
Is there anything beyond where I arrived?
The wound in my heart can't be healed with a lot of pain.
Let's believe in the process of becoming kinder.
If you don't know what's going on, you'll find out right away.
It's a bright and positive song of memories.
Let's fly it away.
Take care of yourself for tomorrow.
You're the one who shines more than anyone else and works harder than anyone else.
Ignore it.
There are beautiful flowers around you.
Don't let them get to you.
That's what you say, right?
So let's untie the knots that tied us together and run.
When it rains, you can rest and go wherever you want.
I'm sure it's okay.
I love you a lot.
Ah, if effort could turn into stars,
I'm sure we'd shed tears of joy
as we faced the world with beauty.
You did your best today, too.
We'll always be happy.
Let's shed all the overflowing tears tonight.
Look at me and smile.
You know, what's important and wonderful is yourself.
You're the one who thinks more than anyone else and works harder than anyone else.
I'm sure I'll hug you.
When someone hurts you, you're the one who wants to cry and cry.
You're the one who cries and screams and sings and shows off your voice.
So protect yourself and praise yourself the most.
Because I'm watching you work hard with me.
The other day, at the professional baseball Yokohama DNA Basters game, the iconoi members took their first job interview.
Good morning! My name is Nini Rei Nasugano.
When I participated in the Momotetsu Grand Prix before, I left a mark and was able to take this job interview this time, so I'm really happy!
My goal is to deliver the ball properly. I will deliver the ball at high speed.
It's a historical event. I will do my best!
Suganami is full of energy! Now, good evening!
Not equal me's Suganami Mirei!
It's really me!
She threw the ball in a pretty good direction today.
I think a lot of people know about me.
Thank you so much for giving me this opportunity and Yokohama DNA Basters!
Thank you again!
I'm looking forward to more and more jobs like this!
Shiori Nagata, how are you?
This time, it's Shiori's turn.
I'm nervous!
Please introduce yourself!
I'm Shiori Nagata, 17 years old!
I'm a second year high school student!
Can you study?
I can study...
among these things!
That's true!
Do you have an alien?
Alien?
I don't have one!
Shiori Nagata!
How tall are you?
I'm 156cm!
Oh, you've grown a little!
No, I'm not lying!
You're 156cm?
How tall are you?
I'm about 150cm!
Oh, you've grown a little!
You've grown a little!
What was your nickname when you were in elementary school?
My nickname was...
"Shiopi" and...
"Mizuta-san" and...
And...
Hanagura
Was it "Hanagura"?
It was "Hanagura"!
But my personality...
was too good...
Actually...
My personality wasn't like "Ren"!
It wasn't like "Ren"!
It's been a while since I've been "Hanagura"
I heard you're a tourist...
Is that true?
Oh, no!
I'm very honest!
It's all a lie!
You look like an adult today!
Oh, thank you!
You're hot, aren't you?
Natsumi, Natsumi...
Yes?
Are you married?
No, I'm not!
You've said it so many times!
No, I'm not!
What's your favorite animal?
My favorite animal...
Cats and...
Miniature scenarios...
And...
Like, old-fashioned doggies!
Old-fashioned doggies!?
So, you like "yota" stuff?
I see!
You like "biri biri" stuff, don't you?
Can you do that impression of "Ren"?
Huh!?
Can you do that impression of "Ren"?
I'll do it!
Level 5!
Level...
Ten!
What is this?
Thank you.
What was your dream in the past?
My dream in the past...
I wanted to be a skater and a poet.
Poet!?
Then, here...
Are you a cook?
Poet!
Surrounded by everyone...
It's tough...
You're so cute!
I'll give you a high five!
A high five from a foreigner is amazing, isn't it?
Ezwin, can you ask me one more question?
Yes!
A foreigner asked you...
Next question...
Goodbye!
Then, who is...
The cutest little sister?
Little sister?
It's me!
She's a foreigner!
Let's go find her together!
Then, Shiori Nagata...
Can you confess your love for me?
I want to hear it!
Please!
I don't like you!
Do you like me?
Which one is it!?
Don't say cute things like that to me.
Yes!
Say something in Hiroshima dialect.
She's in trouble.
Welcome to Hiroshima!
She bit me! No!
Is it really Hiroshima!?
It looks like Tokyo!
Then, Shiori Nagata...
How was it?
Thank you very much!
I was too nervous and said weird things.
She too!
Yes!
Please continue to support me!
Shiori Nagata...
How was it?