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Ashtang, which has been driving 7 days a week with all its might since October 31
has been running for 10 years
but this project "If only idling" was done during the first generation of idling.
It is a project to see what kind of support idling will do when placed in a "if only" situation.
It has been 8 years since its revival since August 2007.
Do you remember, Mr. Majima?
No, I don't remember.
You don't remember it at all?
I don't remember it at all.
Isn't it crazy? You did it earlier.
No, I didn't do it.
No, you didn't do it.
Do you remember, Ms. Tomoka and Mr. Yokoyama?
I remember.
It's quite difficult, isn't it?
Yes.
The tension of not being able to say "I remember"
I remember it bitterly.
You remember it bitterly, don't you?
Ah, I see.
When "if only" was performed, the acting was recorded in a VTR and broadcasted.
But this time, it will be performed live in this studio.
It will be performed live.
And this time as well, the acting will be ranked in the order in which it was good.
However, the one who will be judged is...
The third time, "Ichikawa Shinichi Script Award" award has been awarded.
Mr. Matsuo, who is a scriptwriter, thank you for your cooperation.
No way!
You're kidding me, don't you?
No, really...
How far can you go, Masumo-san?
No, no, it's nothing like that...
It doesn't matter at all!
I, I, I admit it a little.
It's a little different, isn't it?
That's what critics usually say.
Masa-sensei.
Now, "If Only"
Here is the topic for you to act.
Tomorrow is Tanabata.
If "If Only" can reunite with Hikoboshi in Orihime,
it will only take one minute.
I see.
Tomorrow is July 7th, Tanabata.
All of you members will become Orihime,
and you will meet your beloved Hikoboshi for the first time in a year.
However, you will only be together for one minute.
Orihime, what will you do?
This is the topic for you.
How will you use this one minute?
Did you feel this one minute was long or short?
It depends on how you use it and your sense.
Will you use it wisely?
Or will you use a lot of lines?
Are you going to say the pattern of the set?
Can you imagine various other dramas in one minute?
Each use and sense are questioned.
The future is uncertain.
It is important.
In the previous project, we reproduced the past as much as possible in the set.
Please take a look over there.
She's so excited, she's spending too much money.
It's not costing me! It's not costing me!
The money is amazing.
It's like a tape.
It looks like Kikoboshi is really depressed.
Are you okay?
An actor with a lot of skills.
She's really good at acting.
She'll support you.
Of course, I've never tried anything other than Tonoka and Yokoyama.
I don't think you know much about them.
So, I hope you can refer to past VTRs.
Please take a look over here.
Now, please watch "What was done 8 years ago.
Let's start with Tonoka.
It's about time, isn't it?
It's been a year since we last met, and it was fun, wasn't it?
We were able to see such beautiful stars together.
But we can only be together for one more minute, can't we?
Somehow, looking at your face made me sad.
I'm sorry, I can't look at you.
I hope we can meet again next year, surrounded by so many stars like this.
I can't stand it.
I looked away.
I'm sure we'll meet again next year, right?
In the same place.
It'll be okay, right?
As long as our feelings are connected.
Next, Yokoyama-san.
It's about time, isn't it?
You can do it!
July 7th, when I meet you, it will definitely be sunny and beautiful.
Look, there are so many beautiful stars.
Only July 7th, my special anniversary.
I can only see you once a year, but I think it's okay.
Because you come to see me every year as usual.
I'm not lonely.
I have to go home now.
I wanted to talk to you a little longer, but I'll see you again next July 7th, surrounded by many beautiful stars.
Amazing!
Did you see Tonoka-san's move?
She turned her back and...
She used her knees well.
If you put too much force into it, it will go too far.
If it doesn't reach...
Wait, wait!
Wait!
It's not funny!
Yokoyama-san's...
magnificent stick reading!
Usually, reality shows up no matter what you do, but you showed it magnificently there.
There was also a slight interruption.
How was it?
I wanted to eat it!
You wanted to eat it, didn't you?
It was cute!
Yamachan, please imitate Mari-san.
I wanted to eat it!
It was wonderful.
Who will go first?
I've already chosen.
Can I go first?
I'll go first with Sakai.
It's been a while, right?
Drama.
"Asadora"?
She was in "Asadora" for four weeks.
Wow!
I'll do my best to be a good role model for you.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Then let's start.
"If Idling"...
"If Idling" can reunite with Hikoboshi in "Orihime",
you can do it in only one minute and six seconds.
Start!
Hikoboshi-sama!
I really, really wanted to see you!
I could only see you once a year...
Once a year?
But...
Once a year?
I really, really, really wanted to see you!
I asked Yui Kaomura, who is lying on the ground, to do me a favor and caused an emergency.
I wanted to see you, so I threw away my body, Orihime, and became Otohime, a new form of Hime.
I don't know.
I became a body that I can see you every day.
What do you mean?
So, Orihime will not be here anymore.
You're a pop star.
Um, you have too much feelings for her.
I don't know what you're talking about.
She's a goddess.
No, no, no.
Um...
There was someone called Orihime,
but I wanted to see Hikoboshi-sama until I abandoned her.
Then who are you?
I'm Otohime.
Who?!
You wanted to see Otohime until you abandoned her.
Otohime that you use often in the bathroom.
It was set up like that.
I don't know!
Who are you?!
I wanted to go that far, but one minute was too short!
She used her family's name and messed with it.
Poor thing, Kamura-san.
It's not a coincidence.
I can't react.
It's difficult.
First of all, it's a draw.
As a top worker, I was able to do a lot of things.
It was difficult.
Who will go next?
Next is...
Don't look down.
Sekiya-san.
But it seems like you practiced a lot.
Oh, you practiced for the first time.
So you practiced.
Okay, let's start.
Is it okay?
Yes!
How do you use it?
You can use it however you like.
Okay, let's start.
Sekiya-san's 60 second acting.
Start!
How are you?
I'm happy to see you once a year.
I've been thinking about you all year, so it wasn't hard for me every day.
Of course, there are many times when I miss you or want to see you.
But I'm really happy that you come to see me every year like this.
Let's meet here again next year.
Lastly, I haven't said it very properly, but I really love you.
Please continue to love me.
Okay?
See you next year, too.
She's pretty fair-minded.
Fair-minded, indeed.
Excuse me.
We should have put you in first place.
This is the basics.
She summarized what she wanted to say in one minute.
It looked like she had a lot of emotions, too.
That's right.
But I'm a little surprised that she didn't react.
But I had a lot of fun because my seniors did it for me, so it was fun for me to do it.
I see.
Thank you very much.
Now, let's put you in 9th place, Sekiya-san.
Please! Please!
It's because it's half-baked that it's out of control like this!
It's because you edited it too much!
It's not like that!
There's a reason for it in "Top Buster"!
Yay!
Yes!
Then, who will go next?
Yes! Then, next is...
Let's see...
Next is... Then, shall we go with Tonoka-san?
Oh!
Thank you!
It's been 8 years!
That's right, it's been a while!
That's right!
Since then, "Color Drama" came out, and your acting skills have doubled!
I've finally redeveloped as a "gachioka"!
That's right!
Right? Please!
Are you ready?
Ah, yes!
Yes!
Ah, you're in the frame a little more, so don't get in the way!
If you think about it, you might be able to see her tears!
Don't tell me you're about to cry!
Oh, I'm looking forward to it!
Let's look forward to it!
Now, let's begin!
"Gachioka"'s 60 second performance!
Start!
It's been a while.
How is your cow doing?
Are you taking good care of it?
Cow? Cow? Cow?
If you work hard, you may be able to see it every day someday.
Do your best!
What is this?
Hey, show me your face.
How is your cow doing?
Cow? Cow?
Cow? What was it?
Since you're apart, it's better to have a relationship where you can say what you think.
Once a year.
I don't know if I can say it, but...
I'll say it.
My nose hair is coming out.
I learned this in 9 years of being an idol.
If you do it seriously you will lose.
But this time as a comedy.
But we have a proper relationship.
We are really talking.
We are stupid so we don't know.
That's everyone's fault.
We only meet once a year.
We met for the first time in a year.
It's like we met last week.
Because we are nervous.
On the contrary.
It's like we are exploring.
Yes.
What rank do you want?
How about this?
Yes!
It's like cotton candy!
It's true that it went all the way to the end.
It went all the way to the end in exactly one minute.
Yes, it went all the way to the end.
And it came from a different angle than last time.
Now, next up...
Yes, next up is...
Should we go with Takahashi-san?
Yes!
How about you, Kanon-chan?
I don't sing!
I see.
So you're used to singing in front of an audience.
No, no, don't do that!
Are you ready?
Yes!
Let's go!
Takahashi-san's 60-second performance, start!
Hikoboshi-san, it's been a year, right?
So, to celebrate our reunion after a year,
would you like to sing a song for us?
Yes.
Well, I don't think you'll sing because you're embarrassed,
so I'll sing by myself!
♪ Kirakira ♪
Singing under a beautiful star
But, there is something I really want to tell you today
We only meet once a year, right?
So, when we meet again next year, please be my number one girl!
Well then, take care!
You've earned a lot of money.
No, no, no.
I've always wanted to sing "Under the Beautiful Sky".
Is that so?
Yes, I've sung it.
That song is for you to sing, right?
Yes, yes.
It's not a song for you to sing to earn money.
No, it's not like that at all.
Well, you've earned a lot of money, but you still have some money left.
Obviously...
Then, take care!
I've made up my mind.
You've made up your mind, right?
Yes, I've made up my mind.
Okay, now it's your turn, Takahashi-san.
Where would you like to go?
Well, I'd like to go like this...
Take care!
Well, it's a bit like...
The song made me feel like I've earned a lot of money.
That's true.
Why?
Isn't it unfair to earn money? I had a lot of time.
No, it's not like that.
It's not like that.
Why?
It's not like that.
Why?
It was a waste of time.
Why?
You've wasted your time.
But it's a good idea, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Yes, yes, yes.
She said it herself.
Because no one else would tell me about it.
Next...
Well, next...
Sato-san, would you like to go?
Yes.
Will she come in front of me?
Right?
She can jump too.
Will she make fun of me?
Right?
Well, Sato-san, would you like to go?
Yes!
Well, let's start Sato-san's 60 second performance.
Start!
It's been a while!
Are you alive?
Just because we haven't met for a year,
a lot of things have changed, right?
Clothes...
You wore pink last time, but you changed it to yellow.
A year ago.
You started wearing glasses too, right?
Last year you said you'd never wear them again.
You said you wouldn't part your hair either, but you did.
Akazukin-chan.
Is your back better?
You said it hurt all the time,
but in this world,
in a shrine,
you made a lot of money.
But it doesn't look like it's healed,
so I'll leave it here.
Hurry up and get better.
Let's meet here again next year.
For one minute, you just showed me your stupidity.
Your way of talking is a little...
I couldn't remember it.
I see.
My back hurts.
But you finished it cleanly.
Yes, I finished it.
Can you send it to me one more time?
You're in my way!
I'll leave it here.
For now...
That's good.
Yes, that's right.
The amount of information...
Even in that aspect...
I'll do my best.
I'm nervous!
Let's move on.
Let's move on!
Thank you for waiting.
Bojeng...
Yokoyama-san.
I don't know how much you've grown up.
Are you ready, Yokoyama-san?
Let's start Yokoyama-san's 60 seconds of acting.
It's been 10 years since I met you.
But I got married in a hurry.
So I've been married only for one year.
I'm so tired that I can't understand each other's parents.
So we can only meet once a year.
Can I say what I think?
I've been thinking about you for the past nine years.
You have a bad breath.
You have a little bald head.
You have a little nose hair.
I didn't want to take a bath after you took it.
You eat in a dirty way.
You wear clothes in a disgusting way.
I don't like sleeping together with you.
I think you're hot.
But...
I've learned something in those nine years.
This is terrible.
It's been 8 years of self-study, so I feel like I've crossed the line.
Eight years ago, I read a lot of books, but eight years later, the book just got thicker.
It's still the same thick book.
Did you try to say anything before that?
I was going to say it, but I was going to say, "Can I come and see you again next year?"
But it's self-study now.
Well, well, well.
Well, I don't know.
I'll replace you.
What? Really?
It ended in the middle.
Which one is unfair?
It's a draw. It's a draw.
Are you losing to Otohime?
Are you in the same basket?
Otohime won.
Are you losing to Otohime?
Well, let's continue.
Well, next up is...
What's left?
There are only three people left, right?
Well, Ms. Okawa.
I knew you'd come.
Will she speak Kansai dialect?
Are you ready?
Yes!
Let's begin Ms. Okawa's 60-second performance.
Start!
As I thought, the stars are so far away.
What did you do?
Didn't you do a lot of rinkai-sen?
You did!
I'm not good at it.
By the way, it's been a while. Has it been a year?
I...
Oh, right.
Have you changed recently?
I've changed when I haven't seen you for a year.
I don't think you know it because it's your world.
So, I'll tell you.
You've become Ms. Otengyo.
No!
No, I'm serious. I'm telling you that I'll tell you about Otengyo.
Hey, watch it on Saturday.
I'm serious. So, um...
Today, I think the kids are watching it downstairs.
Do your best for the kids for one minute.
Let's be together again next year.
Let's do our best if you can work. I'm serious.
Do your best until next year.
She has a strong personality and has a good view of the world.
She's promoting herself.
Okawa is in first place!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Thank you for your hard work!
And Micaela-san and Asahi-san.
Micaela-san, see you later.
I've never seen Micaela-san's acting before.
I feel like it's going to be interesting.
Okay, let's go. Micaela-san's 60 second acting, start!
You know, I've always wanted to tell you this.
But you know, there's one thing I've been wondering about.
Why am I the only one crossing the Milky Way these days?
Last year and the year before that, I was crossing the Milky Way too!
Do you know how cold it is? It's freezing!
You've never thought about how I feel crossing the Milky Way, have you?!
It's terrible, it's really terrible.
You're always over there, making a cool face and waiting for me.
I've been crossing the Milky Way every year. Have you ever thought about it?
Crossing it once means crossing it again when you go home!
I've been crossing it twice!
I'm always wet and it's really terrible.
Are you listening?!
But I really love you.
That's all I want to tell you.
But I don't have time now, so I'll tell you as much as I know.
She used her skin for the first time.
There was something between you two, but...
Even though we say a lot of things like "tsundere",
But we like it.
It's like a realistic man and woman.
Yes.
Then...
Second place!
Yay!
Then what should we do?
We'll do it, but...
Won't you do it?
Then...
Since you're here...
Are you preparing a lot?
Since you're here, Asai-san...
Can you do it?
I don't know how much I've thought about it!
Then...
We'll do it in 30 seconds.
Wait! Wait!
Wait! Wait! It's too short!
It's too short!
Huh?! Not at all!
There's another one, so...
Can you do it in 30 seconds?
I can't do it in 30 seconds...
Then do it in 30 seconds and 10 seconds at once.
Why?!
I didn't prepare for that!
I prepared for 60 seconds!
Then do it in 30 seconds!
Okay.
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared.
Wait, there really is a setting for it!
Recently, she's been looking only at the half-crying part.
She's always half-crying.
Okay, let's go, Asahi-san.
Asahi-san's 30 second acting, start!
It's been a while!
Hey, hey, I'm sorry, I've become a gal!
Hey, hey, listen to me! I was bored, so I became a gal!
You know, I had a gal friend, and because of her influence, I became a gal!
And, you know, I thought about it!
I thought about it, and it's crazy that we only meet once a year!
Because, you know, there aren't many people like that around me, and it's really...
Are you okay?
And you know, it's already...
Ah, I don't have enough time! I don't like it!
I don't like it!
Even Renko, who became a gyaru in the first place, has only 20 seconds left!
No! It's already 30 seconds!
I thought it would be good if it was 10 seconds!
If there was a little more story, the staff would have been like that!
Then, the continuation will not be 10 seconds!
Now, let's continue. Continuation of Asahi-san's 10-second acting, start!
Eh, seriously, seriously! My parents were really worried about me, because I only met them once a year.
But, you know, I really like them, so I became a gal and...
You only say things about becoming a gal!
I don't need any of it!
You only say things about becoming a gal!
In the end, it's only information about becoming a gal, right?
Well, that's how it is!
Okay, it's over!
- Now, what rank would you like? - Excuse me, but...
- We didn't have much information. - That's terrible!
This is the first part and second part combined, right?
There's been too much of that lately, I don't have an appetite.
- It's perfect, but... - That's right.
- It's perfect, I really didn't eat at all today. - That's true.
Seriously!
There wasn't much going on, right? It's all about that, right?
- I tried to explain why I became a gal, but... - Why did you become a gal?
I forgot about it!
- I see. - I see.
- I'm glad you did it. - Yes.
This time, No. 1 is Ms. Oka!
- You say good things. - So, everyone, how was your acting this time?
- You used your brains, didn't you? - Yes, we did. - It was fun. - It was fun, but...
- If you think it wasn't enough
we'll give you 10 seconds. - No
it wasn't enough! - Are you okay? - I don't want to do it at all! - Really?
- That's why I'm telling you! I don't want to do it!
- Even though you did it, you're the only one who's bad at it! - No, it's because of that, I'm really noisy! I've become like a noisy girl!
- You were just a noisy girl! - Everyone... - You're not good at anything!
- Why do you say it like that?! Why do you say it like that?!
- Yes, and with that, this has been MOSHIMA IDOLING!