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The 10th year of Ashtang, which goes all the way back to before graduation on March 31st!
For that, we have prepared!
Asmode's Health Management!
Yes, we'd like to measure your weight.
Well, we've seen plenty of weight management programs, but...
Let's do it.
This time, only you, Mr. Masuda, will be looking at your weight on the program.
Only me, Mr. Masuda?
Only you, Mr. Masuda will look at it.
All of you?
Well, only I can see it.
Yes, only I can see it.
Only me can see it.
I don't like it either.
Do you care about women's weight?
I have good news for you!
What is it?
It's my personal preference, but I like chubbier girls more than skinny girls.
And now, don't you think there is such a trend in society?
Yes, yes, yes, there is!
Well, Miguel, it certainly has nothing to do with my preferences, right?
I don't care!
You don't care?
Even if you are heavy, you won't think so.
That's right.
Then, let's do it! Let's do it!
Let's do it!
What?
What do you mean?
What do you usually do?
Take care of your health!
Yes, health management! Health management!
Health management!
- What's so delicious about it? - Wait a minute!
- I'll look at your weight and line it up without telling you the numbers. - I see!
- I don't care if you say it or not, but I hate slipping.
- What do you mean by "lightweight"? - When I say it, I mean when you push it in.
- Does that mean "lightweight" or "just right"? - No, no. Was it "lightweight"? - Really?
- Then we can't do it. We're tall. - We're tall and we have different muscles.
- It's not about losing weight. - That's right.
- Then you don't have to line it up. - It's for everyone's health and well-being.
- I hope you're taller than me. - Then let's get started.
- Who will go first? - I'll go first!
Do you remember me? When I weighed myself when I was in middle school?
- I really... - What was it? - Um... I can't laugh.
You don't intend to make it funny?
- You don't intend to make it funny? - Eh? I can't laugh. I'm serious, so I think you should stop.
- I'm serious too! - You should stop! - I'm serious too! - Yes! I'm 18 years old!
- No one but me! Only me! - No! No! No!
- I also received a health certificate at college! - I didn't receive it! - I didn't receive it either!
- But! - I was told I was a little thin at the time though!
- I was told I was a little thin at the time though! - That's true. - But now it's a bit bad.
- But now it's a bit bad. - Again?! - No one but me!
- No one but me! No one but me! - Masuno-san was the worst!
- I won't say it again. I won't say it again today. Today's purpose is just to line up.
- No one but me! No one but me!
Today's purpose is just to line up.
So I can't say anything about it.
Today's purpose is different.
- No one but me!
- You're gonna watch it? - I'm gonna watch it.
- There's a problem with your height and your hair is probably really heavy. - Yeah, it's about 20kg.
- A microphone is about 5kg. - Yeah, it's about 5kg.
- You might have a power list. - Yeah, you're right.
Hurry up and ride it and give everyone courage!
I'm the only one who sees it!
Please say it! Not a prank!
If you say it, I'll drop it and say it in a sickle-toned voice!
In a sickle-toned voice!
No reaction, no reaction.
I think you're saying it normally.
I'm not reacting.
Yes.
That's why, for a moment like this, I don't have a woman's weight or anything,
so I'm not saying "you're skinny" or anything like that.
I'm normally not reacting.
But you're not at all...
You're fast, you're fast.
One more time.
Wait, wait.
As long as you jumped in, it's not what I imagined.
What did you think?
I'm happy!
Hey, it's okay, so hurry up and jump in!
Kurata, you're trying really hard, but you're not!
- Yes, it's around here! - Around here!
Get in, get in!
If you don't ride it properly, you can't compare it with people.
A little more, a little more, a little more.
- 3, 2, 1... - Hurry up, hurry up!
- 1, 2... - Wash your hands, wash your hands.
- Well, I think there's more. - Ah, there's none!
- There's none. - There's none. - I don't like it anymore!
- I don't like it! - I don't like it at all!
- Now, let's see Kurata-san's weight in the current division. - 1st place.
- 1st place! - 1st place! - Yay!
- Hey, hey, Kurata-san, you're overdoing it, you're wasting time, let's go. - Let's go!
- Who's next? - Okay, well, next is...
- Who's next? - I don't like this kind of thing.
- Please choose one. - Can I say it? - Yes.
- I'll choose one. - Yes!
- Well... - Okay!
- Wait, wait. - Okay, okay.
- Kojima-san, you can talk about it later. - Please!
- It's about 5.20kg!
But I've lost 1kg recently.
- That's light. - Yes.
Well, I don't know...
I'm not sure about that.
- Which one is it? - It's a little...
- It's a little light. - Yes.
It's 3.2 points.
- That's right. It's because of her long hair. - That's right, that's right, that's right.
Alright.
Next...
Next is...
Ishida-san!
Ah, I see.
Something's weird.
No, it's light. Everyone is light.
Ah, that's right. Your face... I don't like it.
Um...
I don't like it!
Your face...
It's either here or here.
Wait a minute, that was weird.
She's nice.
She's really nice.
She's really taking care of you, isn't she?
She's really nice.
Okay, let's move on.
Next up is Kaede-chan!
Kaede, you gained 3kg in 2 days.
Kaede-chan, you'll be fine!
You're so thin!
No! No! No!
This part is also dango!
Cute! Cute!
This part! This part and this girl are dango!
Kai-chan, here!
But really, Kin-san!
Everyone is so light!
Amazing!
So kind!
You're so kind today!
Be careful! It's a delicate issue!
Alright, Sekia-san!
Sekia-san!
I've measured your waist before and it was amazing.
Ah, the amount of muscle.
How tall are you?
I'm 154cm.
About the same as who?
No, I think we're the smallest.
The smallest?
I think so.
Eh, then it's really...
Let's go.
This is bad, right?
Face me, face me.
Masuo-san's expression is...
Ah, I see.
Here.
Yes.
I see.
Muscle.
This is bad, right?
Muscle, muscle.
It's amazing, right?
It's bad.
Ah, it's not heavy at all, it's not heavy at all, but...
You're the smallest, right?
Yes, I'm the smallest.
Yes.
This is bad, right?
Well...
But you can do anything, right?
Muscle.
Kurata-san also has muscle.
That's right.
This is bad, this is bad.
You can dance, right?
I think it's all muscle.
What?
It's all muscle.
All of it?
It's all muscle.
I don't like it, I don't like it!
Okay, Sekiya-san, here.
It's amazing.
Of course it's light.
I don't know what applause is at all.
It's like you're applauding your muscles.
Micaela-san.
- Because she's tall. - Yes, she's tall, so I think it can't be helped.
- That's right. - Yes, that's right.
- Now, let's bring it. - Yes.
- I see. - It's quite similar, but it's the same.
- It's about the same. - Almost the same. - About the same.
- Yes. - Yes.
- Huh? - Huh?
- With Ruko-chan? - With her? - Huh?
- With Ruko-chan? - And...
- With Sekiya-chan. - With Sekiya-san and...
- With really hundreds of grams. - Wow!
- Huh?! - Wow!
- No, I mean, Miguel-san is already light. - Light!
- Light! - No, really thin! - Thin, because...
Everyone in this area is thin, wow!
I see.
Then, next is...
Unexpectedly, you are small in height, aren't you?
Muscle?
This type of height...
Muscle?
Oh, I see.
You are heavier than in the morning.
Of course.
I'm eating, I'm eating.
Oh, I see.
Yes, yes, yes.
Well, Tomoka-san is...
Um...
This one.
Well, let's continue.
I don't know what's going on.
You don't know what's going on?
This is bad.
Tachibana-san!
Let's go.
It's heavy now.
Can you see it?
It's light.
Everyone is light.
Miyake-san.
It's because you're lifting weights every morning.
Oh, is that so?
People who see me like this every time don't gain much weight.
It's light.
I see.
Kaepyon too!
Kaepyon and...
Kaede-chan's face is so funny.
Matsuna-san.
Huh?
Kaepyon is trying to steal from you.
Don't!
Close your eyes! Close your eyes!
Oh, okay.
Let's do it like this.
Okay, okay.
Wow, you're looking down.
Okay, next is Tamagawa-san.
I want to go to the toilet.
Toilet?
You can't go to the toilet.
I see.
Since you say it so naturally, I'll just say it normally.
I forgot to record it!
Please don't look behind you.
More than this.
My legs are heavy.
I see.
Tamagawa-san.
Here you are.
Here it is!
The one standing here now is the worst one.
Ok, next is Sato-san.
It's so light, so light.
Really, it's like a peak.
What is? Your own momentum?
Red.
And this one.
- This one? - Yes.
- So this one and this one... - That's right.
- Here, right? - Yes!
Here.
No, everyone is light.
Light?
It's not as heavy as I thought it would be.
It's light.
It's okay, it's okay.
Oh, I see.
Eh! I'm crying!
Today's kids allowed Sato-san to become a mom.
It was really heavy.
It was heavier than usual.
Because only 12 people are announcing it right now!
It's fine, it's fine. You're too focused on each book!
That's why I don't let numbers or anything like that smell at all!
That's right!
Next up is...
You're lying, aren't you?
No, I'm not.
It's here.
Takahashi-san, it's here!
Did you look at your own weight in this match and think about it?
No way!
I dare you, I dare you, the tall one, Yokoyami-san, please.
He's tall, but he's got muscles, too.
I think he's heavier than I think.
His legs are beautiful.
That means...
Between men, right?
Yes, that's right.
Here it is, Yogami-san!
Look, look, look!
Looking at it like this, looking back at it, Sato-san crying doesn't make any sense.
Now, next up is Sakai-san!
Sakai-san's...
side hair's weight is also an advantage.
That's right, I have a lot of side hair.
Oh, I see.
Yes, are you alright?
I think I lost about minus three kilos yesterday.
That means...
Oh no, oh no, oh no!
I don't like it, I don't like it!
What's wrong with you?!
You're crazy, you're crazy!
Hey, hey, hey...
Huh? You mean here, right?
Yes.
You're about to say it, Raho!
I know!
Okay, next up... Mom!
This show is a sales interference.
What? You're thin no matter how you think about it!
Well, um...
The moment you said "This is it for today!", I couldn't stop having a headache.
It's like...
Are you okay?
Recently, when I'm stressed out, I have a headache in the same place.
But sales interference is...
Since you became a model...
I've always had a slight feeling of sales interference towards you.
What is it?
Hey!
You're trying to get in my way!
You're trying to make me look weird!
You say you're a model, but you're a model!
Really...
That's right.
You think you're a bad girl, but you're not!
No! No, really!
Mr. Ueda sees you as a model.
That's right.
Right now, it's not like that.
I'll never look at you!
You can do it! You can do it!
I'll make you say something!
Okay, I'll do it!
Ah, I'm nervous!
Wow, it's already light! Don't get carried away!
What? What?
You're worse than you were before.
But you know...
You're definitely worse than you were before!
It's not Nagamio, is it?
Yes.
It's here.
You stink!
You're worse than you were before!
My legs are getting swollen!
Oh, come on!
Umeko is listening! Oh, no!
No, no, it's not funny at all!
It can't be helped! You're so big!
I did it!
- That's all for today. - Wait, wait, wait!
- I did it just now! - I did it just now!
- I did it just now! - It's okay, it's okay.
- But in reality... - It's not me.
- Why did you leave me last? - I'm really sorry!
- I'll do my best! I'm sorry! - You don't know, do you?
- No, this is... - You don't know, do you?
- You don't know, do you? - Yes.
Asahi-san's height is...
Now, and finally...
- You made me guess it! - It's definitely there.
- Hide your hand. - I'm sorry.
- Eh? - What? - I ate it.
- It's painful. - What? - I have 5kg of boobs.
- What? - I have 5kg of boobs.
- No, you don't. - Eh?
- What? It's boring. - Eh...
It's here!
By the way, I'm here!
Just you wait and see!
But by the next recording you were already so thin!
But I don't know. The next time I say it, I feel like I'm a little heavier.
Right?
Really?
Probably.
I felt like I wasn't moving around as much.
Sato-san, I don't know what you're crying about.
I think it's because of this recording.
Ah, you thought you were a little lighter.
There was a time when I was thinner.
I don't know about that.
You've been working hard for a year, haven't you?
Working hard... Ah, you mean it's a problem within me.
It's not like I'm heavier or lighter than anyone else.
Ah, so that's how it is. It's like that for everyone.
Hmm... Well, I'm only here, though.
It's not like that!
In reality, it's only about here! In reality, it's only about here!
But, I don't know, when I was in high school and when I'm in college, it's totally fine even if I ride it properly.
That's right.
Then let's do it like that.
Then, let's ride it.
No!
Why?!
I went down one by one from first place to 18th place!
I thought it would be like this, so I went down one by one from first place to 18th place!
If we have a chance like this again, let's do our best to be in the middle!
That's right!
You're on a diet, right?
Yes, that's right! Forever!
She's a diet character!
No, but not at all!
Not at all, not at all, right?
Yes!
Well, like this, Ato and Aji are in a bad mood!
It's just a matter of health management!
Yes!
It's about health, right?
It's about health!
It's not about health! It's about looks!
It's about looks!
Be careful!
Yes!
That's all for today's "Idol Ring Spring" weight measurement!