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Yes, but it has a meaning.
That's right. This time, it's a mysterious topic for children.
It's about R-18.
R-18?
Who was the first one to kiss you in the first ever documentary quiz?
It's a quiz where you guess who you're going to kiss for the first time for "that person" you know so well.
What? What? What?
You don't know who it is, right?
If you look at the VTR, you'll know who it is.
From now on, you will watch a VTR of a heart-pounding moment and challenge the quiz.
What is that heart-pounding moment?
Program Floor, Yosuke Mori.
For the first time ever, a kiss for female staff.
April 18th, 9pm.
For the first time ever, a kiss for female staff.
Who did they kiss?
24 hours before time went back.
Which part of your body do you live in?
I don't know yet.
Maybe your neck?
No, I don't know yet.
Comparison advantage.
What? What did you say, Mori-san?
There's only one out of four of us.
Next is this person who doesn't show up very much.
Entry no. 3, high school soccer player Inui-chan.
I have a kiss with you, is it okay?
What? With Mori-san?
If it's like that, it's fine.
And the last entry is...
Thank you for your hard work.
Entry No. 4. Schedule, Kisa Shibasa.
I'm Kisa with Moe-san. Are you OK?
No, I'm not OK. What's wrong with me?
It's OK. It's OK.
Well, goodbye.
Project win.
The candidates are four women who have a deep relationship with Mr. Mori.
One of them kissed Mr. Mori.
I'm not easygoing at a store or anything like that. I'm surprisingly serious.
Kisses are important.
You look like you're going to kiss me, but you're not.
It's a swing. It's a swing.
Who on earth did Mr. Mori choose to kiss?
I love watching scenes like this.
Do you know why it's 6pm now?
Mr. Mori, who you know well,
who did you choose to kiss for the first time?
Please answer.
Documentary quiz!
It's serious!
Mr. Mori is heading for his 10th anniversary tomorrow,
and he has to answer this question!
That's why...
And of course,
his first kiss is already over!
That's right!
Those of you who have just seen it,
someone has already...
someone has already come here today!
No. 1 is Mineko Fujii. She's been working with Mori-san for four and a half years now.
And No. 2 is Su-san, the executive director.
Su-san has been working with Mori-san for eight years now.
And No. 3 is Tomoko Inui, a high school writer.
She's been working with Mori-san for five years now.
And No. 4 is Mari Shibasaki, a schedule manager.
She's been working with Mori-san for four years now.
And Mori-san has already kissed one of these four people.
No way!
Who did it?
Where?
Is it your cheek?
Where is it?
Now, please take a deep breath and guess what it is!
The next one is Inui-san and Su-san.
Well, for Mori-san, they are all underage.
I wonder what it is.
Each of them has a different type.
That's right. They are totally different.
That's right.
They are all dark.
Some of them are like "saba-saba" and some of them are like "ottori".
They are more and more green.
They look good.
They don't look like "kaburi".
That's right.
Mori-san, you must be worried about it, don't you?
Let's take a deep breath and guess what it is!
That's right!
I don't like it!
Well, then...
Let's see it together! Open!
Fuji-san, Su-san, Inui-san, Su-san, Shibasaki-san, Inui-san, Su-san, Inui-san, Fuji-san, Shibasaki-san, Su-san, Su-san...
Well, I think Su-san is relatively more common.
Su-san!
What do you think, Su-san?
Well, I feel like Fuji-san is a little too excited and Mori-san is a little too relaxed.
Oh!
You want to say that!
No, I don't!
What are you talking about?
I'm not saying that!
It's an active image.
It's an image, so I think Su-san is like that.
What about you, everyone? What do you think, Mikaela-san?
Well, she's the longest, so...
How do you say "yoshimi" in Japanese?
"nazage"?
"nazage" is...
It's easy for you to say, isn't it?
It's easy for me to say, isn't it?
Ah, I see.
I...
Ah, there's only one Asahi-san left.
Yes, there's only one Asahi-san left.
I feel like this is the first time for a young and lively woman...
Everyone is lively!
Asahi-san, Asahi-san, everyone is there, right?
All four of you are there, right?
Everyone!
Don't underestimate Fujimi-neko's sexiness!
She's said to be the symbol of sex in this show.
Why?! Is that so?!
Yes, it is!
Is that so?!
She doesn't know anything about sex.
It's not about sex!
It's his first time, I'm sure.
- Is it because you're young? - Yes.
Also, Shibasaki-san is the type of person who says a lot of things.
- I see. - I thought you'd like that kind of thing.
- I see. - Yes, it's my own prediction.
This is a big problem.
- Now, let's move on to the next atmosphere. - I don't want to see anything.
- What kind of development will there be? - I'm looking forward to it!
I don't want to see it!
Mid-day.
Diver City.
Mori-san and four other women
are having a dinner party to get closer.
I want to talk!
Thank you for your hard work!
What are you talking about?
That's not it!
Finally, the meal party starts!
What is this meal party?
From the beginning of the game, someone will choose one person and kiss within 24 hours!
Finally, the document quiz!
How about your first kiss?
Who do you like the most?
Do you like Mt. Fuji?
Mt. Fuji is bad weather, so I enjoy it every day.
I thought you were denied.
Do you often go to karaoke together?
Yes, we do.
What about you, Inui?
If I go out with you...
But "good" sounds like "bad" in manga, doesn't it?
But "bad" doesn't sound like "bad" at all.
I think modern people are best suited for this job.
Modern and relaxed people.
I think I'm the most relaxed one here.
What about you, Shibasaki-san?
You're the youngest one here.
I'm 20 years old.
Yes, I'm the only 20-year-old here.
But you're the most "realistic" one here.
"Realistic"
You live a normal life.
You're the most "realistic" one here.
You can live a good life.
I want to talk when I get home.
You know, I'm talking about the author of Seaman.
She's my wife.
I feel like she's just been married for a long time.
I can easily get along with her because we haven't done anything together.
I don't really pay attention to Mori-san.
I often stay in the staff room.
Because not many people are there.
That's right.
I'm the only one who can talk.
But it's fun to talk with Mori-san.
About an hour of meal time ended in no time without interruption of conversation.
Can I pay later?
Yes, you can.
Thank you for the meal.
It's hot.
Thank you for the meal.
Mori-san is left alone.
What is he thinking about?
How did you like it?
I heard a lot of things.
I think it was meaningful.
It was helpful.
Yes, it was helpful.
Who did you kiss?
Well...
So far, only about two people kissed me.
Only two people kissed him.
Who will kiss Mori-san?
I see.
Only two people kissed him.
Why?
Does Mori-san have that right?
Yes, he does.
I don't like it.
If four people are not chosen, three people are there, right?
That's right.
If four people are not chosen...
I don't like it.
Surprisingly, everyone is in high spirits.
Su-san was dancing a lot.
Su-san, you are too excited.
How about me?
She was a little excited.
How was it?
Minoshima-san was the one who went out to drink and did everything by herself.
Su-san, do you like it?
Because it's rare for two people to do karaoke.
Su-san can do it in the staff room or just the two of you.
Inui-san can do it even in a dirty room.
It's true that Inui-san was very loud.
She can do it in a dirty room.
But she can talk.
Shigasaki-san can talk and talk.
But you have narrowed it down to two.
If you divide it into two...
Are you very close?
It depends on whether you divide it or not.
It's easy to divide it up.
But you have been together for a long time.
You are relatively shallow.
You are not a woman.
You are not a woman at all.
If you were a woman, who would you go to if you were a man?
It's been 8 years, and it's been too long and it's really embarrassing.
You don't know if it's working for you or not because it's been too long.
If it were me, I'd think about it.
I kind of know that, too.
If you were Masuno-san, who would you like as a woman?
That's true.
That's amazing!
I can't do that with people who work.
That's amazing!
I'm serious about my work.
Let's watch the follow-up video.
From the start of the game, someone has to choose one person and kiss within 24 hours.
The first room to kiss is...
There are 50 minutes left until the kiss.
In the TV rehearsal room, "last discussion" was being held.
"last discussion"
What are you doing?
"last discussion"
I'm going to the bathroom.
Will Mori go to the bathroom?
Who do you think it is?
I don't think it's me.
I think it's Sue.
What?
Really, really.
It's not me. If it's me, it would be awkward.
I think it's you.
But I think you have confidence.
I have confidence.
I think it's me.
Like in karaoke or something like that.
Normally.
I see.
I think it's normally me.
I think it's me.
What?
No, no, no.
I think it's everyone.
Well, everyone says it's awkward.
It's awkward.
It's not...
Mori-san is gone.
The woman's instinct comes out one after another.
And here, Ilui-chan is revealing her first love to a woman.
What?
Already?
Actually...
I haven't told you yet.
What?
Actually, I...
I have a boyfriend who I'm dating.
What?
Well, you know...
I'm working, so I didn't have a chance to tell you.
Well, well, well.
So...
Really?
What?
It's awkward.
I'm looking for a house to get married.
What?
I'm thinking of getting married.
What?
Thank you very much!
Here, Mori-san has come back!
Welcome back!
How much did you talk?
Well...
While Mori-san wasn't here, the four of us were talking.
We found something.
What?
What is "bareko soba"?
No, no!
What's going on?
Ms. Inui, you said you had a boyfriend.
Well, well.
Did you know about it?
No, but I did say it.
I was thinking of getting married tonight.
What?
That's a different story.
Is it no good?
No!
Getting married?
Since we're already at the deciding round,
it's time for a swing.
Ms. Inui came out of her mouth and said something shocking.
We're the same sex and we're back to being the same sex.
We're back to being the same sex.
It's good to have a boyfriend,
but not being the same sex.
Why?
That's Ms. Inui's values.
Mr. Omori, it's already 15 minutes before.
Yes.
Let's go.
The destination of Chuu that Inugi-chan was about to decide will be revealed here.
There is little time left until Chuu. What will happen?
It's a little dangerous to say it out loud.
What does it mean to go back to saying it out loud after hearing the same thing?
And then your boyfriend is okay, but you can't have the same sex.
It's rare that you get disappointed with your boyfriend, and your boyfriend says "well, well, well..."
"I'll take it away from you."
This is the last vote, everyone.
If you want to change it, you can write it down.
Please write it down.
It's difficult!
Looking at the votes, it wasn't necessarily that the one with the longest period of dating was in first place.
What do you think, Masato-san?
Looking at the video, it looks like it was decided by Inui-san.
It's no doubt that Inui-san was among those two.
What kind of combination is that?
There's only one left.
Okay, let's vote together!
Fuji-san, Su-san, Inui-san, Su-san, Shibasaki-san, Inui-san, Su-san, Su-san, Su-san, Fuji-san, Fuji-san, Su-san.
Fuji-san and Su-san have the most hearts?
Yes.
Is it a matter of relationship?
Fuji-san and Inui-san have been together for four and a half years, but since they spent their first deep time together, I think it's a good time for them.
It's a blank, but it's a pretty wide relationship.
Yes, and they're good friends, and looking at it from the flag, I think they'll get along well.
It's true.
I'm a little worried about how confident Su-san is.
Right?
Su-san and I had a little meeting at the academy.
She was in a really good mood at the time.
Oh my!
She was in a good mood there, too!
Su-san is quite a gluttonous type of person.
She's always like that!
Now, who is it?
The last individual VTR!
Who was the first team?
Please show us!
I'm thinking of cohabitation this time.
After Inui's statement, Morisan has begun to get lost again.
There is little time left!
At exactly 21 o'clock, you have to decide who you will kiss.
It is the first kiss rule in a reasoning documentary.
Women who left the room, wait for Morisan to come at each waiting spot.
It takes time, what is this?
I want you to decide soon.
I know.
Are you okay?
Are you decided?
I'm sleepy.
Are you ready?
I'm sleepy.
To whom will Morisan go?
It's time.
Yes, it's over.
Unfortunately, I feel a little complicated.
Nevertheless, I feel like I've been dumped.
I'm disappointed.
It's been a while.
Yes, yes, but it didn't come.
Maybe I shouldn't have said it anyway.
But I'm a little relieved.
The promised time has passed and she is relieved.
She is overwhelmed with frustration and feels complicated.
And what Morisan has appeared is...
Well, can I kiss you?
I'm a little irritated.
Because I wasn't chosen.
That's funny!
Look, she was confident.
She was kinder than I thought.
We usually go to karaoke together,
and she was singing "Barbie Boys" with me.
She looked so cute.
How was it?
It was relaxing.
And the winner is...
Mineko Fujii!
Yes, Ojima-san is correct.
It wasn't really a mansara, it was more like a movie.
It was romantic, wasn't it?
The camera angle was...
It was good, wasn't it?
Even though it was a movie, she was pretty confident.
It was pretty gross.
She was even adjusting her mouth!
She treated Mori-san like an "ikemen" (handsome guy)
And with that, the correct answer is Mineto-san!
That's all!
It's been a pleasure!
Not "doki doki" but "zawazawa"!
Is there any change of mind or anything like that?
Hey!
Two of us.
Which one?
Wait, wait, Morita, calm down.
The main actor.
How was it?
Actually, this time...
First of all, what kind of criteria...
did you choose?
The way you chose or the way you thought about it.
The way I thought about it?
Well, you just wanted to get to know this person.
Pure...
Your preference.
That's right.
Morita, first of all, what kind of person do you like?
Well...
I'm running away from Fujii, but...
Actually, I like someone who I can get along with.
Yes, yes, yes.
But you know, when you say "get along with"...
you think about a lot of things for a long time, don't you?
Yes, yes.
It's not like that.
It's like "don't kiss me", you know?
Yes, yes, yes.
It's about your physical relationship, but...
That kind of...
Relationship...
What kind of person do you like when you look at me like that?
What are you talking about?
Hey, shut up!
What kind of person do you like when you look at me like that?
Yes, among them...
Fujii has a flashy look...
and his hair color is bright, too.
Yes...
Because of the bad weather...
That's right.
Bad weather...
But among the two people who were selected at first...
Fujii was one of them.
That's right.
And another one is Fujii.
Yes.
Oh...
Eh, Susan is...
Susan is different.
Everyone thinks Susan is like that.
That kind of...
Tempo of conversation...
Susan's...
You know...
Confidence...
Susan, you know...
When it's late at night...
and it's like a girls' prison...
I often see you like that.
A little...
Susan, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
Susan, right?
What are you talking about?
That kind of thing...
Ah, you've seen too much of it?
Yes, yes, yes.
Ah...
Ah, there are various aspects of it.
There are various aspects of it.
Ah...
That's why...
You seriously chose her. You really chose someone who you found attractive as a woman, didn't you?
That's right.
If you have any questions or anything you'd like to say...
How do you feel about Shibazaki-san and Sue-san, who you didn't choose?
How do you feel about Shibazaki-san?
I need a make-up like Shibazaki-san's.
That's right. I was wondering which one of you would look best when you were young.
Ah, you can't look that way.
Then, if you look closely at her face, it's like Sharley Cobain's face.
Her words are...
You're really annoying!
What's up with you, Sharley Cobain?
You actually don't like me, but you still picked me up.
You've only been saying bad things about me.
That's a good thing.
But, you know...
"It's okay for a boyfriend, but for a woman..."
Is there a standard for that?
If we were to be together, we'd have a lot of unpleasant things going on, so...
"It's okay for a boyfriend, but for a woman..."
You don't like dirty women.
It's not like I'm dirty...
I just thought that if we lived together, we'd have nothing going on.
Ah, you're already crazy about her.
That's right.
What's up with you, TV?
I don't mind you commenting like that, but at least take it!
It's not like I'm a part of this show.
I'm sorry. I'm glad you didn't get picked, too.
You didn't have a boyfriend, did you?
No, he's dead.
Did you bring him home?
No, I'm still looking for him.
Still looking for him?
I'm glad you didn't get picked, too.
It's not like you didn't get picked, either!
I'm glad you didn't get picked, too.
Here you go.
We have a prize for the correct answer.
The three of you saw it, right?
I'm glad you got it right!
Your lips are dry!
Thank you very much. And thank you to all the ladies in the room.
Thank you very much.
I think it will take some time for you to recover from your trauma.
Thank you very much.
And with that, this has been "Doki Doki Document Queen". Goodbye!