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This program is for idol girls who are growing up and making progress now.
Yes.
And this program airs every Thursday at 2:25 pm on Fuji TV.
Let me introduce you. It's "idoling"!
We have some good news for you.
Here it is!
2014 Fuji TV On Demand Viewing Number...
Viewing Number...
1st place in annual ranking!
It's strange, isn't it?
Variety shows, dramas, and many other things, but this is the most watched show of the year!
It's a new project to see your literary sense, so we asked you to come up with lines that are words of five or seven languages with various themes.
You've all come up with them, haven't you?
Yes!
This is where it gets important.
The last five letters of the lines you've come up with will be replaced with other five letters you've prepared for the show.
What?!
Why?
The person who happens to be good at it will win!
Yes!
Including the last 5 characters, none of them will be announced.
Yes!
5, 1...
The last 5 characters will be announced after the show.
Yes!
Here are the other 5 characters and words prepared by the show.
"Fuzakune"?
The last 5 characters change to "fuzakune"?
Well, let's get started.
The first work.
Let's start with Mr. Tonoka's work.
The title is "Life".
Let me call it up.
It's heavy.
There are mountains, and valleys, but...
it's annoying.
It's good, isn't it?
There are many difficult things in life, but in the end, it's annoying, isn't it?
Mountains and valleys are annoying, aren't they?
Isn't it better to be flat?
At the end, Yonoka says the word "wonderful".
It's there, but it's wonderful.
Because it's beautiful, right?
Why is that?
Isn't it annoying?
But it suits you.
It suits you, right?
It suits you.
That's how it started.
That's nice.
Next is Yokoyama-san's work.
The theme is "friendship".
I'll read it for you.
When you're in pain, if you're next to me, it's annoying, isn't it?
Out of my way!
Out of my way! Go away!
Leave me alone!
I'm in pain!
Leave me alone!
By the way, Yokoyama-san's last five letters are "sukuwareru" (saved)
I see.
I'm not saved.
Wonderful.
Yes, it's good, isn't it?
Yes, it's good.
Next, Yui Kawamura's work.
The theme is "life".
Let me read it for you.
You worked hard.
Times are the most annoying.
That's good, that's good, that's good.
She's about to say it, she's about to say it.
This one is better.
You don't have to work hard for it.
"Work hard" is such a shame.
The last 5 letters.
"Hontou" means "to shine".
Isn't it annoying?
It's good.
Yes, it's good.
I'm addicted to it.
Let's move on.
Next is a work by Luka Hashimoto.
The theme is "friendship".
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared.
"Friendship", right?
I'll read it for you.
"Friendship" means "there are many of you".
Isn't it annoying?
Isn't it a little too much?
Even if you go to karaoke, you can't go around at all, right?
Teenagers, right?
Even if there are many of you...
Isn't it annoying?
We have become really friendly members, and we thought it would be fun if we had a lot of friends.
It's the opposite feeling.
The true heart.
Next, Glada and Luka-san.
Our theme is "friendship".
Let's read it out loud.
"Member" - we meet every day.
It's not that I changed it, but it was like this from the beginning.
The way you fit in is amazing.
It's fun.
It's true, meeting members every day and saying "I'm looking forward to it" without even saying it is like losing something.
I expressed my feelings.
That's nice.
Everything is perfect.
I didn't know it was like that.
We fit in.
Next is Furuhashi-san.
The theme is "friendship".
I'll read it for you.
The members somehow...
Shut up!
Somehow...
Wait!
You said a lot of things, but in the end, it's annoying to sum it up in one word, right?
No, no, no, it's exactly the opposite, really.
The truth is...
The members somehow...
Big best friends!
I see!
Really!
This is the truth!
Who? Who? Who?
Big best friends!
Wait a minute...
Big best friends? Who?
Eh?
Is it there?
Who? Who?
Big best friends? Who?
Everyone! Everyone!
The members somehow...
Wait, wait, wait...
Eh? Don't I have any best friends?
Scary, scary! Just you?
Just me?
Ah, just me?
I was able to pass one by one.
On the contrary, isn't it annoying?
Nice to meet you, Sato Micaela-san.
The theme is "life".
I'll read it for you.
When I was nineteen, I realized that life is like a kart race.
Isn't it boring?
It's been a long time since we started talking about this!
It's too late for us to talk about it!
Isn't it boring if we already know about it at this timing?
It's good.
The original form is also quite good.
"Do you think you'll know about life when you're 19?"
I see.
As a collaboration work.
I think it's message-oriented.
There's still hope.
Mikiya-san, you're 19 years old, right?
19...
I think I'll be 19 years old when this is announced.
Yes, it's April.
I don't know how old you are.
How old did you think you were?
I thought you were 22 years old.
No, no.
You're in your teens.
I'm in my teens.
I'm still young.
Now, for the last 5 letters.
I'll change the words.
Write the last five letters of the word "goshi" in "onara de ta" and read it out loud.
Let's get started.
Tamagawa-san, the theme is "love".
Read it out loud.
This feeling, if I send it to you, it will be a fart.
She sent it.
What kind of situation is this?
I don't want that.
Originally, she is sentimental.
If I send it to you, it will be a good thing.
I see.
I made it with a certain setting.
But it's a little weird if it's a fart.
But it's a success if it's a fart, right?
I think it's good.
With excess power.
It's like everything came out.
No, it's funny.
It's embarrassing.
It's like everything came out.
It's embarrassing to change it.
It's like you're out of breath.
It's good.
It's good if it's a fart.
Next is Kaei Hashimoto's drawing.
The theme is "work".
I'll read it for you.
I'll work.
Today and tomorrow, too.
Use your fart power as a driving force.
It's like exhaust gas.
That's why it's moving.
Isn't it good, Kaede-chan?
Yes, I think it's good.
It's supposed to work. Today, tomorrow, and from now on.
It's heavy.
What's with you, Kaede-chan?
Kaede is the most...
You're not like that.
You're the most thoughtful and thoughtful one.
What's with you, Kaede-chan? Today, tomorrow, and from now on.
It's heavy.
What's with you, Kaede-chan? Today, tomorrow, and from now on.
It's heavy.
You're not like that.
I'm not like that, but it's true.
Is that so?
What? Are you embarrassed?
I'm embarrassed.
I'm working hard.
I see.
That's what you think, right?
Yes.
Next, Sakai-san.
Yes.
The theme is "work".
I'll read it for you.
When I realized it, I was the oldest and I peed.
So, when I realized it, I peed.
The oldest?
What do you mean?
Something's wrong!
One day, an older member graduated from you, and you didn't realize it.
When you had that body...
So you were a key customer, right?
That's right!
Really?!
I've never heard of it!
You're the oldest!
I'm the oldest?!
I see, I'm the oldest!
That's embarrassing!
That's so embarrassing!
That's a terrible idea!
That's why Hashimoto-san is the oldest!
The oldest and youngest are called like that.
Originally, when you realize it, you are called the oldest.
You didn't say anything about being old.
You didn't say anything important.
I don't like it.
Next, Miyake-san.
The theme is "life".
I'll read it for you.
What happens in life...
I peed my pants.
What does it mean?
So...
A lot of things happened in my life.
I've been living my life...
A lot of things...
Oh, I just peed my pants.
I was thinking about it.
I was about to look back on my life...
But I peed my pants first.
I couldn't look back on my life.
That's right.
More than that...
What is this nonsense?
That's right.
When Miyake-san was about to look back on her life...
She peed her pants.
She peed her pants and lost the will to look back on her life.
Yes.
You don't know what happens in life.
I see.
It means the same thing, doesn't it?
It's not the same thing!
It might be nonsense all of a sudden.
Next...
Mr. Ojima, who fits the theme perfectly.
Wait a minute.
Mr. Ojima already peed his pants.
Oh, he peed his pants.
What are you talking about?
It's true that he pees his pants...
But it's probably not the same.
Yes, the theme is "Work".
He made it for us.
I'll read it for you.
I work. I don't make money. I don't pee.
What do you mean?
Ojima-san's job is business.
She is a businesswoman.
That's right. She is one of the characters.
You are so perfect that you can't say anything.
You are doing it with one shot.
It's a one-shot contract.
That's good.
I used to work, make money and live.
That's great.
She is alive.
Ojima-san's job is to live.
That's right.
She pees in order to live.
That's right.
Let's move on.
Tachibana-san.
Your theme is "friendship".
Let me read it for you.
Ignore recitation, but forgive me for puking.
I'm sorry, but it's not much, but it's okay.
That's right, it's an era where these kind of recorder bugs are coming out.
That's right, I feel the era.
Tajima-san, you're not doing LINE, are you?
LINE?
I'm doing LINE.
You're doing it?
LINE is doing it, so I'm not doing recorder bugs.
Oh, you're forcing yourself to be a city person.
I'm definitely not doing LINE!
Who do you do it with, Tajima-san?
High school students and stuff.
You do it?
We do it!
You do it?
We do it as members of IDOLiNG.
Really?
I've never been on it.
You've never been on it?
You're lying!
You're a ninja even on LINE?
You're lying!
You'll forgive me if I fart, right?
That's right!
That's right.
I won't forgive you!
Asahi-san, you're scary.
The original recorder bug is "you who forgive me even if I ignore you."
What is it?
Ah, I see.
What is this feeling?
Should we ask her a little more?
No!
How do you feel when you're singing this song?
It doesn't matter if I fart.
Please forget about the fart.
It's like a song lyric, right?
That's right.
I'm not like a bean.
I ignore my recorder and if I'm satisfied with it, I don't reply.
I see, I see.
She understands that kind of personality.
She has tolerance!
That's right, that's right.
That's why I made this promotion thinking about this relationship where you don't have to say "don't ignore your recorder!"
I see.
For example...
For example, who would you ignore?
For example...
You're a high school classmate, right?
Yes.
No, it can't spread like this!
Let's spread it!
No!
You're scary!
You're lying!
It's fine if you fart, right?
That's right.
Let's continue.
The theme is "work".
Let me read it for you.
Busy. Everyday like that. Pooping.
No!
Busy, isn't it? You have to poop while working.
That's right.
That's busy.
What was it actually?
Actually, it was "busy. Everyday like that. I want to continue."
Sato-san, are you busy?
Sometimes?
Sometimes I'm busy.
What is it, Luka-chan?
Luka-chan, what is it?
Sato-san's "busy. Everyday like that."
What is it, Luka-chan?
What is it?
What is it, Luka-chan?
I'm saying this, but...
What's wrong?
My voice is weird today.
Was there a sports day?
No.
Did you make a lot of noise in the sports day?
No, no.
What is it?
I'm saying this, but I'm sure you're bragging about it.
"I'm busy."
I'm not!
That's not a problem. I want to hear it again.
Don't say it! Don't say it!
She's always like...
"I'm really sleepy, but I've been filming since morning."
Like that.
Don't say it!
Don't say it! Don't say it!
That's right.
"Ah, I see. Right now I'm..."
"doing a lot of other things besides being an idol."
No, I'm not saying it!
There's quite a bit of that.
Sato-san, you're bragging about it.
No, I'm not bragging about it.
Peltan-san is normally checking it for me.
I'm not saying it.
"There's this day, so watch it."
No, you're not saying it?
No.
You're not saying it?
No, it's quite...
What is it, Sekiya-san?
Sekiya-san!
I'm normally writing it on Twitter and stuff.
The members know about it, too.
Everyone's like, "Good work!"
"Ah, thank you."
It's a sleepy appeal, right?
It's an appeal that you're not sleeping, right?
It's because you're not sleeping!
I see.
It's because we're not here.
I see.
That's nice! That's nice!
Give it to me! Give it to me!
It's your favorite.
It's my favorite.
Isn't there anyone else like that?
You're busy, aren't you?
I'm not busy in the first place.
Don't say something so sad!
You're busy, aren't you?!
I'm not busy.
We have the same schedule every day.
Tell me you're busy!
We all have the same schedule.
Basically, we all have the same schedule.
Tell me you're busy!
Next up is Karen Ishida. Her theme is love.
She was scolded. "You'll realize it later." She puked.
Why did you say that?
She was scolded. Is that what you're talking about?
She was scolded and got nervous.
That's right, that's right, that's right. She'll realize it later.
That she puked. Because of the smell, right?
She was scolded herself, so she was desperate. I'm sorry, I apologize.
What kind of situation is that?
She'll realize it later, won't she?
What does it say?
The original vocabulary is "You'll realize it later." "You'll realize it later."
Oh, it's too much.
"You'll realize it later."
What's wrong?
I don't know why you're laughing, but...
When I graduated high school, my teachers scolded me.
"You'll realize it later."
You think so?
I do.
You're a human being.
I'm glad you got angry with me.
Even when I go to college, they don't scold me.
On the contrary, I feel lonely.
Because you'll be responsible for yourself.
You shouldn't be scolded like that.
They scolded me a lot.
They scolded you a lot.
Let's move on.
Asahi Nao-san.
The theme is "friendship."
Is it okay?
Can you do it?
When I saw your smile, it made me want to puke.
They said they would puke.
Their faces said they would puke.
In reality, when you see the members smiling, you feel healed.
Who feels healed? Who doesn't feel healed?
Say it!
It's amazing, isn't it?
The back row suddenly went "pirit"
Moving on, Sekiya-san. The theme is "work".
I'll read it out loud.
"Thank you." She said those words and peed herself.
She absorbed "thank you" into her body and peed herself.
She absorbed only necessary elements into her body and peed unnecessary ones.
"Thank you" means "ganbareru" in Japanese.
All of you are very positive.
We put a lot of thought into it.
I didn't expect it to change so much with only five words.
That's right.
Sekiya, you're right.
Lastly, Kurumi Takahashi.
Her theme is "work."
I'll read it for you.
When she ran away from home because she wanted to quit, she was puked out.
Skunk! Skunk!
When she ran away from home because she wanted to quit, she was puked out.
Well, it's good that she was puked out.
That's all for today. Goodbye!
We've shown you all of them, but you were all quite obsessed with them, weren't you?
Yes, we were.
You were obsessed with all of them?
I didn't know you were so obsessed with them.
Yes, as if you knew all of them.
Masuo-san, which one did you like the most?
I see. I don't remember. What should I do?
You don't remember?
Yes.
The one you liked the most.
We were obsessed with a lot of things.
Uzakune was interesting.
You were obsessed with Uzakune, weren't you?
That's right.
I see.
It's decided.
I don't want it to be decided.
We're choosing them seriously now.
Seriously.
No way.
Okay!
Then, please announce the winner of this competition.
I'll announce it.
Kuratarka-san's "It's Annoying Every Day To Meet The Members"
It was fun, wasn't it?
Yes, it was.
All of you were really funny, too.
I think it was good.
That's all for Boy No. 7's "It's Annoying Every Day To Meet The Members"!
Boy No. 7's "It's Annoying Every Day To Meet The Members"