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Yes, and "Fujiterubi Ichiba Hoso Idling" starts at 2:25 pm every Sunday!
Now, let's introduce "idling"!
Until October 31st, 2015, which will be the 10th anniversary of "idling",
there are only 200 days left!
Wow!
200 days?!
Yes!
I've been told "few hours" since I got in, and my tension is dropping!
That's right!
This is a countdown!
You have to cut it, right? You have to cut it!
Is this a countdown system?!
Yes, it is!
Yes!
So, today, we're going to "idle" again!
We're going to "idle" again!
Let's play! "Time Trial" in the "idle" game!
Yokoyama-san will be leading "idling six" and Yokoyama-san will be leading "nine" in this new project.
"Six" and "nine", right?
Yes, that's right.
To explain about "time trial" in this "idle" game,
the rules are quite simple.
From now on, you will hear two words as topics,
and you will connect them with "idle" words.
For example, "apple" and "fuji tv".
Between them, you will hear two words.
One player will connect "apple" and "fuji tv".
For example, "apple" means "red".
"red" means "signal".
"signal" means "shine".
You will connect "apple" and "fuji tv" like this.
And you will hear at least five "idle" words.
At least?
Yes, so you will hear more than five "idle" words.
We will decide the order of "time trial"
and five "six" and "nine" members will challenge "idle" one by one.
The team with higher "time trial" will win.
Are you ready?
Are you ready? Did you understand the rules?
Yes, we did!
Please do your best!
Okay, let's start!
And...
The losing team will play a penalty game.
What?!
Finally!
Is there a penalty game?
Yes, there is!
Is there a penalty game?
Yes, there is!
Here...
With this toe...
If Team Six loses, the seniors Tonoka-san, Sakai-san and Tachibana-san...
If Nine loses, the same seniors Yokoyama-san, Kawamura-san and Miyake-san...
will introduce themselves with their favorite idol group, All Back Deppaman.
So it's better for the seniors to take responsibility.
But age is age.
That?
I don't like it.
Therefore, young people should play games with all their might so as not to embarrass their seniors.
That's right.
I'll be there until October.
Until the end?
Until the end, all back.
Please introduce yourself, too.
All back.
Why is it "all back" in the last two months?
Let's go straight ahead to the first round.
6's representative is Kurata-san.
9's representative is Miki-san.
Do your best!
If I have my seniors with me, I think I can do it easily.
It doesn't matter.
We will test your brain's rotation and thinking power.
What about vocabulary?
In terms of vocabulary, I am...
You are very smart, Chika-chan.
Chika-chan is not smart.
She has a rich thinking power.
She can think freely.
I am a little different.
We will start with Kurata-san.
I'm sorry for my crappy joke.
Sometimes I feel like that.
I'm sorry for my crappy joke.
What is it?
Kurata-san's topic is...
God!
"From Goliath to Ozymandias"
Now we only need you to tell us the details!
Details! Details!
That's so rude!
You need at least 5 words.
5?
That's difficult!
That's too close!
Too close!
Who's close?!
You can say anything!
Now!
Shall we begin?
Say "gogogo"!
"Goliath to Ozymandias"!
Let's begin! Time trial...
Teleportation game...
Time trial-ing...
Kurata-san's challenge...
Start!
"Goliath"
"Butsubutsu"
No!
I don't understand!
"Gorilla"
"Yonki"
"Yonkisei"
"Goliath"
"Goriki"
I don't know!
"Goriki"
"Kuroi" and "okkii" are different.
"Kuroi" is far away from "gorilla".
"Kuroi" and "siroi" are opposite.
Why?
"siroi" and "kuroi" are opposite.
What is "kuroi"?
I think we should go to Ojima area for the next round.
White and heart can't be reduced.
No, it's taking too long!
What is it?
Blue sky!
You're such an idiot!
I'm impressed you went to college.
You went to college?!
Blue and rainbow are different.
Can we go home now?
This is crazy!
Time's up!
I'm going crazy!
I can't believe it! 3 minutes is the time limit!
We didn't set this up in the first place!
We just made it up! 3 minutes is the time limit!
That's amazing!
I'm sorry!
That's scary!
That's too much!
That's scary!
Okay, Ojima-san!
Yes! I'll do my best!
The question for Ojima-san is...
"From little pig-chan to Kratalka"
Ojima-san's thought time trial, start!
Little pig-chan, pig, Kratalka...
No, that's not it.
Pigs! Animals! Wild!
Wild!
Forest!
Green!
Image color!
No, wait, color!
Image color!
Green!
Huh?
Green, black and blue, is it wrong?
It's wrong.
From my image, blue is green.
Ah, I see.
No, I don't know about that.
Why? Why?
I don't know what color it is.
Then, green...
Huh?
Wait a minute.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Let's go back to green.
Green...
Hayashi! Wait a minute! It's hard! It's hard, it's hard!
Suddenly, in the first group, there is a plan to crush it.
A big accident is about to happen.
Hayashi!
Um... creature!
Hmm? Hmm? Hmm?
Hayashi! Wild creature!
Oh, oh, oh...
Wild again?
Creature!
Hmm...
Human!
Huh? Hmm...
Kratalka!
I'm sorry, but it's really hard if you're too close!
Yeah, it's hard!
The time was 2 minutes and 22 seconds!
Wow, it's hard!
In that case, it's no good.
The same thing keeps coming out over and over again.
The same thing isn't very good, is it?
That's right. Let's not do the same thing.
It's not good for the body.
Now!
What are you going to do with this project?
Do it! Do it! Do it!
Are you going to do it?
It's not "ah"!
Asahi-san, it's not "ah"!
It's not because you had that idea.
Now, next up is SIX's member, Sekiya-san!
Sekiya!
Because the previous two were terrible.
I think I have to do better.
Please do.
Well, shall we start with Sekiya-san?
Yes! I'll do my best!
How are you two doing?
Well, looking at the previous two, it seems very difficult.
It seems difficult.
Anyway, let's do our best to connect.
That's right! Let's do our best to connect!
Let's do our best!
Here is a question for Sekiya-san!
From "old lady" to "Kawamura Yui",
Because it's "equal", right?
Now, let's go with Sekiya-san's consecutive tongue-twisters.
Start!
"Old lady", "relatives", "stinky"
"Relatives" and "stinky" are different.
"Relatives", "relatives", "relatives", "anniversary", okay.
Good, good.
"anniversary", "mochi", "senbei", "kaamura-yu".
"okasshi" (sweets)
"kaamura-yu" (kamura-yu)
"shufu" (chef)
"shufu"
Let's aim for one minute.
Next, Tamagawa-san's...
Escaping is difficult. We haven't been able to do it before.
The topic itself is close.
Here is Tamagawa-san's topic.
"Otateonna" (scallop woman)
Let's start Tamagawa-san's topic.
"Otatekai" (scallop shell)
"Umi" (sea)
"Aoi" (blue)
"Okey" (okay)
"Aoi" (blue)
"Aoi" (blue) "Aoi" (blue)
"Aoi" (blue)
"Aoi" (blue) "Aoi" (blue)
"Aoi" (blue)
OK
What's your name?
Mizu! (water)
This is very difficult!
Should we do it again from the opening?
The topic is a little...
If it's like scallops or something like that, I think we can do it, but I think it's difficult for all of us to do it at the end.
The current time is 1 minute and 47 seconds.
Okay.
Thank you very much.
Well, well, well, well, well.
I'm sorry for the trouble.
Next, the third round.
We're broadcasting in Kampa-style.
From Six, Kaede-chan.
Kaede, you can do it, can't you?
So, the first group is Kaede-chan.
Let's do our best!
Here is the theme for Kaede-chan.
Sausage to Yokoyama roulette.
I see.
How can we connect them?
Let's do it!
Kaede-chan's idea time-play.
Ready, go!
Sausage, barbeque...
OK.
Barbeque, meat...
OK.
Barbeque...
OK.
Black...
Huh?
Barbeque...
Oh, sorry.
Barbeque...
Sun...
Huh?
Oh, OK.
Barbeque, sun...
OK.
Earth...
Oh...
Huh?
Sun...
It's hard.
Sun, round...
OK.
Earth...
OK.
People...
Not "earth"...
Earth...
People on earth...
No?
Earth...
People...
Aliens...
Earth...
Aliens...
Why?!
Earth...
I want one more.
Earth...
Japan...
Earth and Japan...
Why?!
There are many countries.
Earth...
Huh? Why?
Japan...
Huh?
Earth and Japan...
It's narrow!
Earth and Japan...
I want it! I want it! It's beautiful! It's beautiful, Rurika-san! It's beautiful, Rurika-san!
It's a postage stamp!
It's beautiful!
I'm sorry!
Seiji! Senpai!
Senpai, you're recording this, aren't you?
"senpai" = yokoyama, so it doesn't connect.
My back hurts.
My back hurts. I'm tall.
You're tall. If you're tall, you won't have a backache.
My back hurts. I'm tall. It doesn't make sense.
It's a fantasy game. For example, you have long hair now, and anyone can tell you that you have to have long hair.
It's a characteristic.
For seniors, it's Kairi-chan's point of view, so if you're not working, you can't do it.
You have to go somewhere else.
That's right.
I like a place where it's easy to hit.
Mikey, you can do it.
You can do it, right?
You can do it.
Kairi-chan, you can do it in three minutes.
Here is today's topic.
Slipper from Tachibana, Yurika.
Yurika, you can do it, right?
Let's go.
It's difficult.
Get ready for Mikera-san's time trial.
Start!
Slipper.
House.
Local area.
Local area, so...
Local area.
No, Tokyo.
Local area and Tokyo are different.
Local area.
Nostalgic.
Kansai. Osaka.
Nostalgic.
We are nostalgic for Kansai.
Nostalgic.
We are nostalgic for Kansai.
Nostalgic.
Nostalgic for Osaka.
It's about Mikera's nostalgia.
Slipper. House. Local area.
Local area.
Family.
Family. Bloodline.
Bloodline.
Come from the bloodline.
Bloodline.
Family.
DNA.
Is it okay?
DNA. DNA characteristics.
Okay.
Slipper.
It's one of the characteristics.
Slipper. Yuripe!
There is no winner.
Right?
We didn't win either.
That's right. All of us are losers.
The biggest loser is Detective Sakai.
That's right. He's crying.
When I saw it, I thought it would be an interesting project, but I'm sorry, detective.
You finally met the detective and apologized to him.
That's all for today. Goodbye!
That's amazing!
Is it that hard?
If you had a motive, you could have done it.
I want to do it.
Can we do the next one?
Yes.
Here is the question.
From money to Asahi Nao.
Why?
Asahi Nao?
Yes.
I understand.
Then, let's start Mast's time trial.
Money.
Greed.
Feelings.
It's difficult.
Greed.
Money. Important things.
I know, I know.
You know?
Money. Important things.
Family.
Hometown.
Things you want.
Car!
Money! Things you want! Partner!
You can do it!
Things you want! Money! Money! Greed! Greed! Money! Greed! Heart! Heart! Body!
Heart! Body!
Asahi Nao!
Humans, monkeys, humans to monkeys, humans,類人猿, monkeys, Asahi Nao!
No, it's because you're a member.
That's right!
It's difficult for me to connect with you.
You don't have any characteristics.
Is it this difficult?
If it's from object to object, you can still do it.
Yes, from object to object.
If we talk about concepts, it's difficult.
I think we should change the topic.
The topic?
Is this going to start with a referendum?
What was wrong with it?
The topic?
Even I stood up and waited for about 25 seconds, didn't I?
I'll edit it and manage it somehow.
I want to manage it!
Can you edit it on demand?
I want to manage it!
It's amazing that you reached Unica-chan.
I'm sure!
It's OK.
It's OK for me, too.
Money, greed...
You're still saying it!
I'm not satisfied with it.
I see, I see.
Money...
You're speaking so quietly!
Money, money-thief...
Fool...
Idiot...
Fool...
Asahi!
Asahi-san, when you look at the topic, think of two counterarguments.
Yes, yes, yes.
Try to connect them.
Yes, yes, yes.
It might be easier if you think of emotional insults.
Yes, yes, yes.
Repentance.
Well, unfortunately, I'm in Okinawa today.
Unfortunately, I've wasted one of them.
Unfortunately, unfortunately, this week has been a total mess.
Anyway...
Oh, right! There was a penalty game!
Yutai-san and Tachibana-san did a self-introduction with "all back deppaman".
It's so cute!
We should have done it in this kind of atmosphere!
We should have done it with more excitement!
"All back deppaman" on top of "okura eri"...
Why did you ask for "all back deppaman"?!
I don't know what to do!
Okay, you can do it now.
Okay, let's do it.
You did it!
No way!
We should have done it ourselves!
Yeah, we should have done it ourselves!
It's hard to predict, isn't it?
It's a life, right?
There's still a topic left, but we haven't done it yet, right?
Is there anyone who wants to do it?
Naurin! Naurin!
You want to do it?
Yeah, I've always wanted to do it!
You want to do it?
Yeah, I've always wanted to do it!
You want to do it?
Yeah!
It looks like it's going to take some time for everyone to get ready.
Here is the next question.
From boys to Asahi Naoe.
Boys, girls, boys, girls, boys, Asahi Naoe.
Let's start Asahi Naoe's time trial.
Start!
Boys, active, tag.
Your academic ability is low, right?
Oh, elementary school students have low academic ability!
Low academic ability...
You have motivation!
Low academic ability and motivation!
That's right!
Low academic ability...
High school students with low academic ability...
Can I say one more?
Low academic ability...
Low school age...
It's not "low school age"!
I'll say a few more!
Low school age...
Go, go, go!
Low school age...
Six years old...
Six-year-old intellectual...
Asahi's...
It's not "six years old"!
Six-year-old intellectual...
It's not "six years old"!
Low...
Low academic ability...
Old woman or Asahi's...
Oh, that's what you want me to say!
Thank you for your hard work!
Thank you!
Now, it looks like the three of you are ready.
It's not an off-back, it's a regular Depardieu.
You look like you've got a toothache.
Yes.
Well, that's about it.
What are you talking about?
How is it? It's a little embarrassing.
It's a little embarrassing, but it's embarrassing.
Shall we introduce ourselves?
Let's start with Ms. Tomoka.
And...
It's a little funny.
Please play this.
Well, that's it.
Well, I think this is really a punishment game.
Really.
Well, um...
For members over 20 years of age, alcohol is recommended today.
I can drink it, I can drink it.
You can drink it, right?
Well, that's it for the time-trialing.