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It's a show about girls who are growing up as idols.
It airs every Thursday at 8pm on Fuji TV.
Please watch it.
Let me introduce the song.
It's "idoling"!
The group's graduation has been announced. The second generation, Nagano's Tomina-san.
The 28th graduation live "funi funi, matane, I love you" has about one month left.
How do you feel now?
When we announced it, I thought we had three months left, but it's only one month left, so I want to do it without leaving anything behind.
I see.
Then, please tell us about today's project.
Is there anything you really want to do before Nagano Serina graduates?!
There is one month left until Nagano Serina graduates.
Before Nagano Serina graduates, there is someone who has to settle this matter.
Do you have anyone in particular you want to settle this matter with?
No...
Not particularly...
Huh?
Not particularly?
Not particularly...
That's right.
There's no one I'm close with...
Not that close...
I'll have everyone beat you up separately from this project.
This is a cosplay of a new generation of titans, right?
But the quality is low.
The result is...
I'll explain it.
There is a deep reason for it.
This issue will go back to November 2013.
An emergency plan.
A plan to clean up the house of the best director in Japan, Mr. Mori.
It has been found out.
Mr. Mori has released three DVDs of "Magical Girl Madoka Magica" which he borrowed from Mr. Nagano.
And Mr. Nagano held onto it.
I think there is a great story in the third volume.
Can I say something?
Hurry up and drink it up.
How long are you going to drink it up?
I can't drink it up at all.
Can you wait a little longer?
Mr. Nagano asked for it.
He asked for it.
As a result, Mr. Mori won in this round.
Yes, we fought.
This is where the problem starts.
However...
This time...
This is where the problem starts.
Mr. Nagano, who was so angry that he cried, decided to beat Mr. Mori in January 2014.
Therefore, Mr. Nagano and Mr. Mori decided to fight for the third time.
If Mr. Nagano wins, Mr. Mori will receive the DVD of "Magical Girl Madoka Magica".
If Mr. Mori wins, Mr. Nagano will fight for the third time under the condition that Mr. Mori borrows the DVD of "Attack on Titan".
This is the picture of that time.
Mr. Mori won in this round, but...
This is where it starts.
In order for this episode to be so boring...
In the history of idling 8 years...
Mr. Mori rarely gets beaten up.
I see, he got beaten up.
No, he didn't.
I see, this is a shadow that shouldn't be broadcasted.
No, it wasn't broadcasted in particular, so I don't remember it.
You didn't lose, did you?
No, I didn't.
You didn't lose, did you?
That's right, that's right.
You beat me up and went to "Sengeki no Kyojin".
What are you talking about?
What's wrong with you?
You should do a TV finale soon.
Mori-san won, but you took it away.
It doesn't matter if I won or not.
Mori-san won "Sengeki no Kyojin" DVD, but you didn't borrow it yet.
I see, it ended in a mess, but you didn't borrow the promised DVD even though you won.
I see, I see.
You spent this time without going to "Sengeki no Kyojin".
That's right.
Do you really want to borrow it now?
Yes, I'm waiting for it now.
No, no, no.
But in terms of society, we don't have that plan anymore.
That's right, we don't have it anymore.
So there's no reason for me to borrow it.
We didn't have that plan either.
We didn't have it either.
Don't remember it.
That's right.
That's why we'll have you two compete again and decide who wins.
We've prepared three matches for you and Mori-san.
And if Mori-san wins...
What will it be?
Here it is.
What is it?
Please lend Nagano-san's "Sengeki no Kyojin" to Mori-san.
Wait, wait!
But when I asked him to lend it to Kitajima-san, he said "Yes, please!" so I took it and...
Eh?!
But actually, when you first competed, you promised you'd win.
For Mori-san, you could have just kept it like that, but for some reason you were delayed.
So let's have another match where you'll be delayed.
I'm fine with winning.
What's the point of winning?
There's no point.
Congratulations on graduating!
It feels good.
So if you win, you'll be delayed.
If you win, you'll be delayed.
I want to win, but I can't win like this.
So please win.
Yes! Then, let's move on to the first match.
The first match is...
Balloon Pro-Wrestling Match!
We will now prepare a ring.
Within this ring, using a limited time of one minute,
there will be several balloons.
Now, within the ring, it's already an annual event, right?
Yes, that's right.
Nakano-san, what's up with you?
No, I really...
Even during the last project, I wasn't able to do it well, so this time...
You lost last time, right?
Yes, that's right.
This time, you have to work hard.
If I lose this time, I probably won't be able to come back until graduation.
That's bad.
If you think you're going to lose, you'll have to do it again.
Even if you do it again, you'll end up pooping in the middle of it.
If you do it again, you'll have to do it again without complaining.
You'll have to do it again without complaining.
Nagano-san, please stand by. The time limit is one minute.
Do your best!
Nagano-san, do your best!
Please drink up!
Before you graduate!
Do your best!
Are you ready?
Yes!
Shall we begin?
Yes!
Let's begin!
Nagano-san's Balloon Pro Wrestling!
Begin!
That was pretty tough, wasn't it?
She's back on her feet.
This is pretty tough!
Right?
This requires a lot of physical strength.
Now, Mori-san!
Mori-san!
You're a man.
Can you do it by yourself?
You have a partner, too.
Right?
It's kind of annoying.
I know, right?
What's going on?
What's with this glare?
What are we, talents, waiting for?
In front of me...
I'm at work and what am I doing in front of you?
Shall we begin?
Mori-san's Balloon Pro Wrestling! Begin!
Here it is!
It is a race in which you go straight and come back first while continuing the turn-back.
I see, I see.
It is a very simple operation.
Yes.
If you are moving your body normally...
That's right.
And you need flexibility.
I have good news for you, Ms. Kagano.
What is it?
Ms. Mori, today...
Yes.
You have a fever and your neck hurts.
What?
What did you say?
I don't know if you can do it or not.
You look like you're in the worst condition.
But I'm just waiting for it.
You're waiting for it, aren't you?
Yes!
You're young.
You can do it!
Yes!
You've always asked for a comeback, haven't you?
Yes!
I want you to win this, Senpai!
Can you do it, Senpai?
Are you ready?
Yes!
Please!
Let's begin the second match, comeback match.
Begin!
You'll be scolded by your superiors.
This...this...this VTR...
I've been tricked...what is this?
I'll be scolded!
Was your neck okay?
It was okay.
It's okay.
But you're out of breath.
You've used up all of your energy in a sudden pro-wrestling match.
So this might be your chance.
Yes!
Next, right?
Then...
Yes!
So, what do you think about this, everyone?
What do you think about today's recording?
Will this be broadcasted?
Looking at it up to here...
Serina made this kind of dot-like thing before graduation.
I was wondering if it would be okay.
That's right.
Before you graduate, you should at least make it dirty.
It's nothing.
It's love, right?
Thank you.
Thank you for your love.
So!
Let's move on to the last match.
What will it be?
The person with the most balloons will win.
The time limit is 3 minutes.
If you break all the balloons before 3 minutes, you win.
It's like watching an idol and an old man on TV.
It's hard to do.
Please put on your balloons.
How do you like today's show?
It's hard to watch this kind of show.
It happens sometimes.
I don't usually watch TV and watch this kind of show.
I only watch this kind of show.
It happens a lot.
Especially today.
It's hard for middle-aged men and women to watch this kind of show.
It's hard for minors to watch this kind of show.
Middle-aged men and women wear tights like those sold at Hans.
How can we watch this show?
We should not watch this kind of show.
It's like watching educational programs.
Educational programs?
It's like watching educational programs.
I don't think they watch educational programs.
If you have a chance to appear on a Japanese program,
you won't be able to watch this kind of show.
You won't.
If you experience this kind of show,
if you experience this kind of trauma,
you can watch most of our shows.
I want to thank you.
Let's get ready.
Why do you say that?
Why?
What is it?
It's amazing.
Your body has five paper balloons.
You have to break them.
You have three minutes.
Are you ready?
Yes!
Please decide it at the end, Mr. Nagano.
Mr. Yori, it's not good if you don't win.
I'll win, I'll win, it's okay.
Let's start the first match, Sports Chambara!
Start!
I didn't come to Tokyo to do this!
It's been a while since I drank something this ugly!
It's the worst way of using the TV market!
That's right!
I'm sorry.
I hope we can meet again soon.
If you waste any more tape, you'll really get in trouble.
It's useless!
It's amazing. I thought it would be 3 minutes long, but it's actually sudden!
Give me back my English homework!
Are you okay?
I've been doing a lot of projects for 8 years, but today is the worst.
This is completely your own fault.
But for now, Nagano won!
But you know, you're graduating soon. Do you want me to apologize to you?
Let's apologize! We lost the third round!
That's right!
We got caught up in this!
Let's settle this!
What do you want me to do for you, Mori-chan?
Um...
What is it? What should we do?
I'd like you to officially apologize to BOX after this.
I'd like you to do that.
I think that's number one.
Well, but...
Well, let's apologize.
Huh?
What should we apologize for?
Are you kidding me?!
This can't be happening!
I don't care if you apologize.
I'm telling you!
I'm telling you to apologize for one thing!
I'm telling you to apologize for one thing like that!
I'm sorry about everything.
Nagano-san, are you feeling better now?
Yes, I am. I haven't been apologized for a long time.
I'm glad you apologized for me.
Besides, I'm the one who's in charge now.
Yes, you are.
You must be feeling better now, right?
Yes!
So, the DVD you brought with you today will be returned to you safely.
Thank you!
I'm glad you brought it with you.
So, how about you guys?
Thank you!
How about you, Tamagawa-san?
I don't feel like I recorded something.
I know, right?
I don't know.
It's like a new year party.
No, it's not like a new year party! It's like a party!
It's like a new year party.
But it was fun to watch.
It's like a party for the eyes.
It's like a party for the ears.
How did you like it?
A little boring to record. On the contrary, it was fun.
So, you all recorded the DVD?
There's nothing to feel embarrassed about.
Nagano-san, you can focus on your work now.
- Thank you. - Good luck.
- Thank you! - That's all for today.
Before you graduate, there's something you really want to say.
- Goodbye! - Goodbye!
- We're really sorry! - We're really sorry!
- This is physically tiring, isn't it? - Yes, it is!
- It's long, isn't it? - It's not easy for me to fall down.
- I don't think you'll be dragged into this in the future. - I'm glad.
- Even after graduation... - If you receive this kind of severe trauma here...
I'm glad!
- Yes, thank you! - I'm glad!
- Yes, thank you! - Alright, let's go home!