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Idling! Approaching a mysterious world!
When you cut your toenails,
sometimes red comes out.
It smells bad.
But you want to smell it once.
That's the plan.
You know it.
It's not about what smells bad,
but about what's mysterious.
In today's plan,
when idling members talk,
for some reason, strange air flows,
and they have the ability to create a mysterious space beyond human knowledge.
Idling! Approaching a mysterious world!
Members who have this ability
will show stories like impersonations and one-shot jokes,
and try to experience the mysterious world as much as they can.
That's the plan for today.
When it becomes mysterious,
you don't know what to do with the people around you.
That's what these members are like.
Normally, in a show,
we would just throw it away.
But we want to enjoy it.
I see.
Hormones.
Hormones!
Hormones would make it taste even better, wouldn't it?
Today, we'd like to experience it.
By the way, at the end of January,
there's a time when the coldest season is called "taikan."
But tomorrow, January 20th...
I see.
...taikan will come again.
So we're looking forward to seeing a colder version of itself.
That's our plan for today.
Our growth is our goal.
Yes, thank you for that.
Yes, I'm looking forward to it.
Let's take a look at the studio.
Mysterious.
Ah, this area is also like that.
This time it's Neo.
It's true that Neo is still a mysterious member.
That's right.
Ah, this is a symbol of mystery.
A symbol of mystery?
It's a symbol of mystery.
Sometimes...
It's pitiful for such a small child to be treated as a mystery.
It seems like something is already running through me.
I think he's a pretty cheerful kid at school.
Yes, with that said...
This time, for the two of you, Tonooka-san and Tachibana-san, who have fallen from being mysterious members,
we would like you to come here as mysterious guests.
Mysterious guests?
Neo-ki!
That's why, even if you're not chosen here, you're already mysterious enough.
That's not true!
Recently...
Recently, I've noticed that you've been doing Twitter.
I've been doing it since summer.
I didn't know!
I didn't know at all!
I didn't know!
That's how mysterious you are!
I didn't know!
Well, we would like you to keep that in mind.
Yes.
Now, let's have the five of you create a mysterious world!
Masuo-san, who should we start with?
Let's see...
I'm looking forward to it!
Well, first of all...
Let's start with Fukurohashi-san, who is the most difficult to work with.
Difficult!
Let's start with Fukurohashi-san.
Fukurohashi-san...
Please show us something you're good at.
Yes!
I'll imitate Nakano-san, who isn't Akemi-chan of the Japanese Electoral Alliance.
Right, Akemi-chan?
I know you don't like it.
I love you, you know?
You don't like it, do you?
That's all.
It's similar.
I want you to come up with a mysterious and easy-to-understand explanation,
but you end up doing something of high quality.
Is it called "reverse mystery"?
"Reverse mystery"!
I've never heard of it.
It's similar to what we're doing now,
but as a production site, it's not like that.
This is also a kind of mysterious world, isn't it?
I see.
Tajima-san, what do you think?
Well, it's my first time coming to this studio.
Oh, you've always been here.
Yes, I've always been here.
But now that I'm nervous, I think I've gotten a little carried away.
So I'm curious about what's going to happen from now on.
I see.
Let's go.
Sekiya-san.
Please show us something you're good at.
Okay.
I'll imitate a goat.
That's all.
Wow, that's amazing!
It's amazing, isn't it?
It's amazing.
It looks powerful.
It's not that mysterious yet.
There is something like that.
Sato-san.
Please tell me an interesting story that happened recently.
Yes.
My grandfather often went to a part of the Philippines.
And he advertised me.
So I am famous in the Philippines.
That's all.
Isn't it a little funny?
It's a little mysterious.
But it's pretty good.
Mr. Hashimoto.
Yes.
We didn't really understand what you were saying just now.
Mr. Hashimoto, please explain what you just said to us in detail.
Yes.
Lena is famous in Spain...
No, she's famous in the Philippines for being famous.
That's what we wanted to tell you.
Thank you very much.
That's terrible.
- Micaela. - Yes?
Please impersonate someone you don't know.
Yes.
I will impersonate the announcement of Shino Okubo at the station.
Shino Okubo is Shinra Okubo.
The exit is on the right.
That's all.
It's embarrassing.
Right?
What's this?
Ms. Tachibana, can I ask you something?
Can you do an impersonation?
Impersonation?
Yes.
Can I do an impersonation of my grandpa on the phone?
Yes, yes, yes.
It's me, it's me.
Oh, Yuri-chan!
It's a little... that way.
This... this is normal life.
This is normal life.
This is the truth.
Are you going to do it here?
Is there no point in coming here?
Furuhashi-san.
Yes.
Please tell me an interesting episode that happened recently.
Yes.
The other day, at Shinjuku Station, I heard a lot of birdsong, so I looked around, but it wasn't easy.
Recently, I've been hearing birdsong even at home, and I was wondering if it was my phenomenon, and there was a mask on my uncle's shoulder.
Moreover, the phenomenon I heard at home was the birdsong that was playing on TV.
That's all.
What do you mean?
Shinjuku...
- Sekiya-san... - Yes?
- I didn't quite understand what Furuhashi-san said earlier... - Yes?
- Can you imitate a goat? - Yes!
I'll imitate a goat.
That's all.
I'm scared!
Sato-san...
Yes?
Please tell us a story you recently had that wasn't particularly funny.
Yes.
Micaela was late and was crying.
That's all.
This is bad!
The mysterious member is a little funny!
- Micaela. - Yes.
Can you tell us more about the story you just told us?
Yes.
I woke up and it was almost time for me to get in the taxi.
Then I said to the taxi driver, "Excuse me, can you take me to Gaienmae Station, please?"
"To Gaienmae Station, huh?"
Ah!
That's all.
The driver also seemed to be relaxing.
I see, I see.
Hashimoto-san.
Yes?
Please imitate the driver who appeared in Micaela-san's story earlier.
That's all.
Ms. Hashimoto.
Yes.
Please tell me the most interesting story you have experienced in your life.
Yes.
When I was about two years old
I borrowed my sister's bicycle and tried to ride it when I couldn't ride a normal bicycle
but I couldn't ride it without assistance.
Ms. Sekiya, please imitate the goat girl you just did.
Imitate the goat girl's cry.
That's all.
Ms. Furuhashi.
Yes?
Please.
I would like to introduce the LOL I always use.
Laughing of rap.
That's all.
That's how it is, isn't it?
Sato-san.
Please arrange and show us what you just showed us.
Yes.
L.o.l. means...
L.
That's all.
It's getting clearer and clearer.
Ms. Sekiya.
Yes.
Please show us the quarrel between a male and a female goat.
Yes.
A quarrel between a male and a female goat.
That's all.
- Yes. - Just now, Sekiya-san showed us a goat fighting.
Please do it in Japanese.
Are you crazy? Did you see what happened behind me?
- Ms. Hashimoto. - Yes.
Please show us the fight between a goat and a person with red and blue lights.
Red light.
Blue light.
Ms. Furuhashi.
Yes?
Please.
I will do a weird movement of a middle school teacher.
Do you know where I am?
You don't know where I am, do you?
Hey, Furuhashi, answer me.
Do you know where I am?
That's all.
What teacher?
A middle school teacher.
It's shaking a little.
I see.
I'm reflecting a little.
Ms. Sato.
Yes?
Please imitate the private appearance of the teacher you showed me earlier.
Yes.
That's all.
- Ms. Hashimoto. - Yes.
- While dancing, please tell me your aspirations for this year. - Yes.
- Well, this year... I want to do my homework properly, get a better head shape, go to a fun high school and live a fun school life!
- Homework, homework. - I see.
- Sekiya-san. - Yes?
- While dancing, express Hashimoto-san's aspirations with a goat. - Yes!
- He's driving it, isn't he?
- Micaela... - Yes?
I'd like you to talk about...
well...
well, it's not that big of a deal, but...
well, it's a little funny...
well, but it's not something to talk about...
I'd like you to talk about that while dancing.
In summer, in a pool...
Sato-san, please imitate the shape of Micaela-san you mentioned earlier.
Chira.
Chira!
Furuhashi-san.
Yes.
Can you do the same pose as Sato-san did earlier?
Yes.
It came out.
But overall, it doesn't feel very mysterious today.
There are members who are not mysterious.
What should we do?
I think it's okay for Micaela-san and Hashimoto-san to be here, even if we forgive them.
I don't know what to say.
Hashimoto-san.
Please come to the front.
This is my first time.
Tachibana-san.
No!
I wanted to go!
Hashimoto-san, thank you for your hard work.
Hashimoto-san was very interesting, so I thought it would be us.
Hashimoto-san was the best.
The dance was beautiful, and we were excited.
But it didn't feel very mysterious.
So, Tachibana-san is going to perform now.
I feel dizzy.
I'm used to it.
Tachibana-san.
Yes?
Please.
And my goal for this year is...
Good, good.
I want to work a lot!
This is number one today!
It's number one today!
It's amazing!
Right?!
This is crazy!
This is really something!
This is really something.
Micaela-san.
Yes?
Please imitate Tachibana-san right now.
My goal for this year is...
I want to work a lot!
That's cruel.
Mikeira-san, isn't it this way?
You're being selfish.
Mikeira-san.
Yes?
Please come to the front desk.
Ms. Tachibana, in the meantime, please connect me.
Tachibana-san, it was very interesting, so I thought it might not be mysterious.
Hey, Tonoka-san...
While you're connecting, please...
It's an original mystery, right?
An original, first-generation mystery of idling.
You know...
The two of you were really funny.
You did it very well...
You made a mess of it, but you made it funny.
It was helpful.
In that...
Everyone was pulling...
It was an impression, right?
Tonoka-san, please.
Konoka-san, please show us what you just performed in slow motion.
- Furuhashi-san... - Yes?
Please show us.
I'll sing the famous song "Don't Make a Fool of Yourself" in Fukuoka dialect.
That's all.
I'm from Fukuoka, but it's completely different.
- Fukuoka! - It's not your own Fukuoka dialect.
It's not Kyushu at all.
It's more like the northern part of Japan.
- Sato-san... - Yes?
- Please say something exciting. - Yes.
I'll say what Dobby says when he falls down in "Harry Potter".
"Harry Potter"!
That's all.
- Sekiya-san... - Yes?
Please show us Sato-san's performance of "Yagi no Taoreru Tokoro" in slow motion.
Yes.
"Yagi no Taoreru" impersonation.
That was "Mysterious Debut" by Ryusei Guns.
As expected, Tachibana and Tonoka are legends.
I'll do my best not to do this again. Thank you very much!
Tachibana-san...
Please post the ending with Tachibana-san's spinning.
Well, well, well.
IDOLiNG's 2015 recording of "number one" has ended.
It was a time to reveal our secrets.
How was it?
Did you feel pleasure?
"Pleasure" means "big", "cold" and we call it "pleasure".
Right? Today, let's shake it off and have fun!
She's not spinning it.
I told you to spin it.
She's getting better than before.
Was she like this before?
She was the most nervous.
Maybe because she didn't exist for a long time, she got scared of going in front of people.
Why is she doing this job?
What should we do? Should we go there?
Shall we go?
Actually, I really want to go there.
But I don't know if we can go there.
It's okay.
It's okay?
Yes.
Ton-chan, are you okay?
Yes.
She's not in a good condition.
There's a mysterious atmosphere.
It's simply cold today.
Everyone, thank you for your hard work.
It's really cold.
Thank you for your hard work.
It's cold.
It's beautiful.
It's cold.
But this time, we were able to see a mystery centered around Neo Key.
Neo Key wasn't that kind of mystery at all.
It was interesting.
Everyone has their own impression of Neo Key.
But I'm worried about you, Ms. Tachibana.
Me?
You've improved!
It's not that I've improved in terms of quality...
Get out of here!
I haven't improved in terms of quality at all!
Tajibara-san, I feel like you've been on TV recently.
You were nervous.
Yes, I was very nervous.
You were so serious!
I don't think you've been doing this for many years.
Your eyes are swimming.
Weird sweat.
Sweat! I'm sweating a lot now!
You used to jump in more and more.
I'm a little worried about you.
I'm worried.
I hope I can come back this year and move forward.
What do you think you should do in the future?
In the future?
I think I should wear more gaya and speak up and move forward.
You've improved a lot.
What is it?
What should I do?
You're amazing!
You're amazing! You're better than anyone else!
Is it sudden? What should I do?
What's wrong?
Has your character changed?
No, it has changed.
What's wrong?
The sense of responsibility and weight of saying a word is increasing year by year.
I haven't spoken much since 2014.
You haven't spoken much since 2014, right?
I haven't spoken much.
That's serious.
What should I do?
I've never seen you react like that.
I've never seen you like that.
You're like a horse that walks forward and mimics a horse.
I'm worried about you.
I'm worried.
What do you think you should do?
I don't know the reason.
Your face is distorted.
I thought it would be more comfortable if you came here.
I feel more responsible even if you come here.
I'm attracted to you.
Sato-san, you're attracted to her.
What should I do?
In the past, you had more courage. No matter how bad you were, you did what you like every day.
But many of my seniors have graduated, so I want them to do their best as representatives.
Who are your seniors who have graduated?
The representative one has graduated.
Who?
Kaoru-san.
There is also Furu-chan, but I want her to work harder than Furu-chan.
I want her to improve her skills.
Tachibana-san, please end the show.
I just ended it.
Because you didn't spin it.
I didn't spin it.
That's right. It's a mysterious episode.
I didn't think it would start in 2015 and end so soon.
I hope I won't be called for this show again.
I will do my best in 2015 and in supporting idols.
How was it, Ton-chan?
It's your first time seeing it, right?
It's my first time.
It was my first time.
Why?
I know, right?
The atmosphere is amazing.
It may be the first time for me to feel the comfort of the members like this.
It's amazing.
You're looking at it differently, aren't you, Reia-chan?
Well, there are a lot of people like Reia-chan, Kurumin, and Karen-chan.
There are still more people, so the juniors should be more mysterious.
You're not turning it at all.
What?
You're not turning it, Yuripi.
What?
You're not turning it.
Oh, Yuripi is turning it.
Should I turn it?
How is it?
Is it the second time you participated in this project?
It's the second time.
How was it? Was it easy to do the second time?
Well, there were a lot of people coming in the middle of it, so I wanted to escape a little, but...
I'll give you back.
Yes, thank you very much.
It's unfair.
I didn't know it was going to be like this.
It's been a while since I danced, so maybe I'll cut it out.
What? Maybe?
I didn't know it would be this realistic.
I can't do it.
It's a problem that's also related to Tachibana-san's honor, so I'd like to discuss it with you.
Thank you very much.
Yes, thank you.
It was fun.