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Hello, I'm MC and vocalist of IDOLiNG, Masa.
Hello, I'm vocalist and guitarist of IDOLiNG, Sayulee.
This show is for IDOLiNG girls who are growing up as idol singers.
IDOLiNG airs every Thursday at 12:50 PM.
Let me introduce you to IDOLiNG!
Now, let's start today's project!
Let's go!
"IDOLiNG! Great Strategy! Save 43-year-old Mori Dokushin from serious high school!"
That's IDOLiNG! Great Strategy!
Today's strategy is to get Mori Dokushin, who has recently given up on marriage, to make a girlfriend out of Mori Dokushin.
Can I say something?
As I always say, Mori Dokushin said at the beginning of the show that this show is a show for girls who are growing up as idols.
However...
Everyone is laughing at the staff's slogan.
It's Mori-san's slogan.
It has a meaning, right?
Yes, it's everyone's motivation.
It's everyone's motivation, right?
This time, in order for Mori-san to make a wonderful girlfriend,
the program has set up an alliance with wonderful women.
Mori-san, I think you can show off your charm.
I see.
You must be nervous.
So, before the alliance, we asked for advice on how to make women fall in love with you.
And you did it for us.
So, you will be today's star.
43 years old.
Before we start the VTR, let's see what Irene's members said about her.
Everyone said a lot of things.
I see, I see.
Mori-san came here with this advice.
For example, Ton-chan, you talk about movies.
Mori-san knows a lot about movies.
When you talk about movies, you look like you're having fun.
I see, I see. You're good at various things.
You naturally smile.
I think there are a lot of people who like movies.
What about girls?
I think it's easy for them to talk.
You learn a lot.
Also, I think it's in your wishlist.
A woman who looks like she's 3 years younger than you.
That's...
If you want to eat me up, do it like this.
But...
For example, Asahi-san, when you're talking, you have to make sure you make eye contact.
That's right. Mori-san, you always make eye contact like...
For example, Kouho, I see. I'll take it.
No, but you know, the impression changes quite a bit.
That's right, that's right.
It's like you're holding coffee in a cat pose.
Based on this advice, Mori-san went to a go-kon.
Let's take a look at the patterns of the go-kon!
Actors and actresses from all over the world are getting married one after another.
Will there be a chance of getting married in the forest?
Wow, look at the go-kon!
Wow, look at the quality of the go-kon!
Wow!
The go-kon appears in the forest in its usual fashion!
Wait, is this the right way?
The tension is building up
You don't know what's going to happen, do you?
And finally, a woman appears
Thank you for the food.
Oh, that's him.
He's pointing at the hanger that you can put wine on.
He's so kind.
I'll order food.
Here you are.
Thank you very much.
Thank you for the food.
Thank you for waiting.
See you later.
My name is Yosuke Mori. I'm 43 years old.
I'm the same age as Hieido Nishijima.
I'm happy to be friends with you.
Thank you.
Now it's 5 in the morning and 4 in the afternoon.
We like to drink alone.
So we drink alone and talk about love.
3 or 4 o'clock we talk about what we are doing now.
"Oh, it's 5 o'clock, let's go."
And from there, it's all over.
From early in the morning?
It starts early in the morning.
She can keep drinking.
Wow, she's really strong.
She cleared all the conversations with girls she couldn't before.
What I've been into lately is...
- What are you waiting for now? - You have to say it!
Well, unsolved cases or something like that.
- What are you talking about? - What are you talking about?
Somehow, one of the girls showed interest.
Is this a chance?
In the past, you know...
I can't say it because of the wind.
What do you usually do specifically?
I guess I do three things.
I did it! I did it!
You haven't done anything at all.
I'm worried about getting older recently.
Oh, really?
I didn't know you'd say that.
Don't say it!
Yes, yes.
The place where we live now.
We've done it about 50 times.
The structure is like that.
The lobby looks like it's going to blow out.
The top looks like a stand glass.
It's like this.
The roof is like this.
It's long.
The explanation is long.
It's like this.
Eight times a day.
It's like this.
You prepared a house, didn't you?
Mori couldn't say that she had her own apartment.
She's living in a nice place.
What kind of men do you like?
Don't touch me with your fingers!
And here is Moringa!
I only think about my family.
I don't like it!
It's kind of like this.
I don't like it!
If you keep staring at me like this, it's a little...
I don't like it!
Mori-san, you're pretty amazing!
You're crazy!
Mori-san, you're seriously crazy!
You said "Welcome, welcome", didn't you?
At that time, Hii-chan was next to you and said "Welcome to the house of youkai".
It was like the entrance of a haunted house.
Basically, it's a little bit from above.
It looks like it's from above.
Well, you did your best, so...
You were able to deal with it well.
Your age was also very good.
Being rich is a little dangerous, right?
No, it's not like that!
You have to be careful about what you say.
Was it difficult for you? For example, with this panel?
Yes, it was.
It didn't go well at all.
It didn't go well?
And you were too crazy about it, weren't you?
You said "Welcome to the house of youkai", didn't you?
That's crazy!
You should think about TV more!
Before that!
We can't broadcast anymore!
How was it, everyone? Were you able to do it well?
If it's like that, is it okay?
Compared to the usual Mori-san, it's fine.
I see, I see.
She's the one who's working hard.
But if it's our first meeting, I'd like you to make it a little more fun.
How about tough guys? Do you get excited?
Men don't like to be asked "How old do I look?"
They probably think it's annoying.
Surprisingly, girls want you to answer them.
They want you to answer them.
I wanted you to say it as a way of starting a conversation.
But you said it first, Mori-san.
As a trigger, right?
That's right.
I see, I see.
You think about the other person.
That's right.
What should I do after that?
After that, it's usually "I've dated a lot of weird people."
But if it's a conversation like "I like first love, so I'm type D."
You can do it.
In that sense, it's an entrance.
That's right, that's right.
Talking face-to-face and stuff like that.
I want it to spread like that.
The image of type A to type O.
I wanted you to do it.
In that sense, it's an entrance.
I want girls to ask me a lot of things.
That's right.
Is it okay to be tough as a trigger?
I see.
Yes.
There's still more going on.
Yes.
What happened after that?
Let's watch the next VTR.
Here you go.
This looks boring.
It does.
It certainly does.
But I've already forgotten.
What was it again?
It's type A.
Type A.
Stop it.
It's not type A.
Did you say it?
You didn't say it, did you?
She doesn't notice the forest at all.
Three hours?
Even though he knew that he was dealing with a woman he didn't like, he drank too much.
Did you drink?
Morimori-san looked at me strangely.
I'm sleepy.
Are you sleepy?
Yes, I'm sleepy.
What is your biggest failure recently?
My company is a heavy industry, but...
I went to Sanji.
No, it's not Sanji!
It's Shiden!
It's a course where you watch DVD with these.
Oh, like this?
Chicago is really famous for it.
With people like Bethany Teta-jones and others.
It's so beautiful.
Isn't it?
It's so beautiful.
It's really beautiful.
Like Richard Gere.
It's so cool.
It's not like that at all.
Ordering champagne for women only.
It's different for women.
Mori doesn't know how to open champagne.
I don't know how to do it.
It's like, "Go!"
In the end, Mori opened it.
You're good at it.
I'm good at it?
You're good at it.
It's not supposed to make a sound.
It's supposed to make a sound when you open it.
You're good at it.
I don't know how to do it.
You're good at it.
"Won't you say it?" Mori made Mori say.
They've been together for about four hours since their marriage.
Do you have a girlfriend?
How long have you been single?
Ten years.
No way!
We're good friends.
Really?!
Such good friends...
What did you say?
We're good friends.
You're so cute.
I'm happy.
You're so cute.
She doesn't say "cute" casually.
I used to be a popular idol back in the day.
Can you do an impression of a cool idol?
Sure.
3, 2, 1...
It was chaos, wasn't it?
You did it!
You were wrong!
It's all wrong.
Why do you look so dissatisfied?
I thought it was a memory, but I drank too much in the second half and I don't remember anything.
This is not good.
If you don't fix the fundamental part, it's impossible.
Basically, it's a little bit like this, from above.
Female pesh is ridiculous.
You can't be a woman.
I'm sure you know a lot of movies.
Maybe you don't know.
I don't know. I don't want to watch it.
What kind of movies do you recommend?
It depends.
It's hard to predict.
It's common for a high-quality match and actress to do an impersonation.
And you say "I'll do it, I'll do it".
Until that moment.
And you danced at the end.
I don't remember it at all.
I don't remember it. I can't talk about it.
Think about it later and drink it.
Were you nervous?
Yes, and...
She's strong.
She was strong.
It's manly.
If you do it like this...
Girls are strong.
If you dance like this...
It depends on the girls.
Some girls can't talk much and some girls can't talk much.
But she was active.
So I thought it would be easy for her.
Not at all.
What happened after that?
After that...
I haven't been in touch with her.
Like "thank you for yesterday"?
She was drooling.
You just ruined the plan!
She has LINE now.
She wants to send you a picture, so send me your ID.
I should have taken a picture.
I know how you feel. I can't ask people for help either.
I know how you feel, but this time, for Mori-san's sake, we're all standing here like this.
We need you to be brave and go.
Even though we gave you so much.
We only saw Mori-san getting drunk.
That's right.
We only saw Mori-san getting drunk.
That's right.
It's like seeing an accident at a car training school.
Let's do it properly!
Well, we haven't contacted Mori-san yet.
But for these two girls who got drunk,
if you're willing to date Mori-san in the future,
please come to the studio today.
Everyone, please look at the curtain in the back.
If you're willing, please stand behind the curtain.
There's a reason!
Well, girls, you're coming, right?
We're dating, aren't we?
No, we're not.
We're dating, you idiots! You denied it on the highway!
No, we're not.
I've received a message from someone, so I'll read it.
Yes, please.
"I think you're a unique and attractive person, but I can't go out with you."
"Please tell me about the case again."
That's what it says.
How do you feel now, Mori-san?
Well, I think it's because of your advice that this happened.
Children's opinions are of little use against adult women drinking with them.
Do your best yourselves! Don't rely on us!
You're stealing our money!
If you were married now, you'd be in a different corner.
This is an important project!
It's all my fault!
It's all Mina's fault!
That's right!
It's not often that a member comes here because of their own project!
How about you, Mori-san? You said you're giving up on marriage, but if you're still determined to work hard, we'd like to support you.
Yes, I'll do my best in this situation.
But I know what "repentance" is.
You know what "repentance" is?
What does "repentance" mean?
It's like, "Huh?" or "This guy's giving me a boring answer."
What does "repentance" mean?
It's like, "Oh, I remember coming here!"
"Because I can't talk!"
That's right!
You're a TV man, so you shouldn't say things like that!
Even though we failed this time, we still have times!
But we're still beginning, right?
Let's do our best!
And that's it for today!
This was 43-year-old soloist Mori-san's "Gachigoukou Square"
Good-bye!
Ko-han, do you really not remember anything?
Not at all, not even impersonations.
Why did you do that?
It's pretty bad to do that in a place you don't remember, right?
You're surprised at yourself.
No, no, I mean...
It's not like I don't have anything interesting to do...
but I want to do something interesting...
"Ah, what should I do?"
You can't say you don't have anything, right?
I remember being impatient.
On the contrary, I got courage.
I'll try not to do like this.
I always smile.
That's all. Goodbye.