AISubs v3.8.2
You didn't read "military family", did you?
No, I didn't. I was in a hurry. I'm sorry.
You didn't read "military family", did you?
No, I didn't. I was in a hurry. I'm sorry.
Now, idol world is "military family's Sengoku period".
Yes, it is.
Is it OK?
Yes, "military family's Sengoku period".
Oh, I see. I'm sorry.
Yes, "military family's Sengoku period".
She is Ms. Mino Choshiana.
Yes, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for being eleven years old.
Now, with fresh charm,
popular groups are appearing one after another.
Now, welcoming fresh idol groups
who are coming to the guest,
the freshest idol group
"Neoki" members will
face each other and compete with "pie".
It's a match that you can't lose to "Neoki".
Until now, have you won against "Neoki"?
No, we haven't lost to "Neoki".
You haven't lost to "Neoki", have you?
We haven't lost to "Neoki", have you?
Oh, I see. Then, it's OK.
You're right. It's time for "gui gui kiteru"... Let's go for "gui gui kiteru"!
Let's go! Let's go!
How long are you going to stand there? Let's go!
Let's go!
Then, today's "gui gui kiteru" fresh idols are these girls!
This "gui gui kiteru" fresh idols are...
In 2012, they debuted with "doll elements"...
With "dolls", "cute looks" with "transformation" as a concept...
And "poppy sounds", they attract girls who love idols!
In their latest single "kimi no negai kanaetai"...
They placed 8th in the Oricon Weekly Ranking for "self-destruction".
With their yearning for "this kind of style"...
And their dreams coming true...
They are idols with great attention!
Now, let's have them on stage!
Fresh idols, Doll Elements!
Everyone around you is my enemy.
I'm on your side.
This time as well, it's a push.
Since we have 1,000 idols with us, it's a fresh idol for now.
Are you excited?
I'm very excited.
Look at this cutie like a doll.
Thank you!
She's thin, isn't she?
I can feel it.
Idols are thin, aren't they?
Murata-san!
For years, idols have been taught what idols are like.
Ah, your face!
You're an idol, aren't you?
It looks like you've gained a lot of weight.
This is what idols say.
It's like a military motto, isn't it?
That's right.
By the way, this summer, Doel Elements-san held a collaboration live with NEO at the Tokyo Idol Festival 2014 stage.
This December 21st, Doel Elements-san and NEO's special collaboration live will be decided.
Wow, that's amazing!
Which one is popular?
This one!
What do you think about this?
But, well...
As expected of modesty!
But we'll do our best not to lose!
I see! That's good!
We're popular!
Ah, idols are like that, aren't they?
"Our idol is popular!" Have you seen it?
As expected!
Everyone is cute on one side, but on the other side...
Satoru-san is the only one who's not popular!
Satoru-san is popular?
She's not popular!
She's not popular?
No, she's not.
You two don't look confident at all!
There's something I'm curious about.
- What is it? - Ah, yes, yes, yes.
- Um... - What is it?
- The name of the group is... - Which one is it?
- Is it "neodol" or "dolneo"? It hasn't been decided yet. - Yeah.
- Why "kyokattaho"... - Either one is fine!
- Either one is fine! - Either one is fine!
- "kyokattaho" should go to the chorus. - Which one will leave an impression?
- "neo" should start with "neo". - "neo" will leave an impression.
- Certainly. - Yes. - I see.
- That's why you should do it behind our backs.
- We don't want you to get involved. - Yes.
- We want you to decide it here. - Is it okay? - Yes!
- Yes, please! - Is it okay?
- Yes, it's fine! - I see. - Yes!
- Shall we start?
- First round, "kojima-san" versus "hashimoto-san". - Yes!
- Luna! - Yes, Luna!
- 19 years old. - 19 years old.
- A member you don't want to lose against in an idol group. - Yes.
- Hashimoto Lugo-chan. - Yes!
- First of all, Luna is wearing it. - Luna is wearing it?
- Yes, I'm wearing it. - Yes, I'm wearing it.
- If you say it like that, you won't be able to cut it off.
- Also, also... - Kojima is probably wearing it a lot.
- Also, I feel like I'm the youngest here. - That's right, you're actually the youngest.
- I'm in charge of being the youngest. - You're in charge of being the youngest?
- I'm in charge of being the youngest in the group. - You're in charge of being the youngest in the group?
- I'm in charge of being the youngest in the group. - It's not that I'm the youngest though.
- Also, I'm wearing gold... - Wait, wait, wait...
- You're in charge of being the youngest? - I'm like a younger sister character.
- Character? - It's not a character, but...
- It's not a character? What is it? What is it? - It looks like I've been crushed or something...
- Come on, you better get it right!
Come on, you better get it right!
Damn it!
Okay, let's get started!
Okay, you three, please.
It's a battle of "serious sister" and "fake sister".
Now, let's go! First match, start!
That was quick and accurate, Kojima-san!
Why are you doing this to me?!
I've been seeing you like that a lot lately!
And with that, the first match is...
Kojima-san's victory!
Komori Yukino-san, 17 years old.
Who doesn't want to lose in an idol match, Sekiya-san?
They're dancing with all their might!
When the video of you dancing with Neo From Idling-san was broadcasted on TV,
only me, Komori Yukino and Sekiya Mai-chan were dancing too dynamically.
Are you confident in dancing?
Both of you were dancing with a lot of movement.
I see, I see.
So you're conscious of dancing.
Yes, I don't want to lose.
I see.
I don't want to lose either!
You can't lose.
What else do you want to ask?
Who has a different attitude in front of the members and in front of the fans?
Give us information!
Someone!
Her face is good, but her guts are dirty.
This is the worst!
Everyone else is like "oh, oh, oh"
but Sato-san is like "oh, oh, oh"
It's these two.
It's obvious who's behind these two.
Alright, let's get started!
Please give us your applause!
Let's begin the second match!
Let's start with Sotozaki-san.
No, Honosaki-san!
Honosaki-san vs. Sato-san.
I thought you all had like 10 of them, but you actually have some.
You actually have some.
But they're fresh.
Fresh, freshness, freshness.
Who's a member you don't want to lose against in idling? Sato Rena-chan, you're cute.
I'm cute?
I'm also in charge of being a doll.
What? What?
In charge of being a doll.
They say you only need to have one.
You only need to have one?
I see. So you have confidence in your face.
I won't say anything or do anything, but I have a visual, so look at me!
And then I'll give you a guarantee.
Not bad!
My attitude changes with the fans.
How does it change?
I'm usually manly.
In front of the members?
But in front of the fans, I'm the most feminine.
That means you have the most dirty conscience.
That's true.
Is there anything you want to ask an idol group?
I want to know their popularity order.
To be honest, who is the most popular right now?
In this total group.
Who is it?
Well, it's Tocchan and...
It's Ruri.
Someone, be careful and say "first generation".
It's not "Ai-chan", it's "Yui".
It's hard!
Who's the least popular among you?
I did a live show for secondary school students.
Most of them came with sympathy.
By the way, who's the least popular among you?
Why are you asking that?
Is that so?
Who's like this?
People say I look like a gyaru.
Well, you're really thick-skinned.
But you're definitely the least popular among us.
Who's like this?
I'm going to quit, I'm about to go crazy.
I'm sorry for saying anything.
It's okay.
Well, it's just the beginning.
Do your best.
I see, I understand.
After all, popularity is different.
Shall we start?
A battle of those who are confident in their looks.
The third match, start!
Her confident face is covered in blood.
It's not easy to make an innocent face.
And with that...
And with that, it's decided that Idling will lose and Dorneo will win.
Thank you very much!
And now, it's time for "Free Talk"!
Recently, you've been doing something funny with "Paikangei", haven't you?
I'd like you to let me do it for once.
You'd like me to let you do a TV recording for once?!
Seriously! Seriously and for real!
Yes, I'd like to do it.
What do you want to do and what do you want to do?
Well, the winner has already been decided, but I'd like to be shown a little.
I see.
You'd like to be shown a little on TV.
But you haven't done it yet, right?!
Yes!
Would you like to do it for once?!
Yes! I'd like to do it!
The winner has already been decided, but...
Yes!
Yes, I understand. Then, shall we do it?!
If you can defeat me...
It's a complete summoning game, but it's okay.
I'll also lower my tension from now on.
It's not over yet.
Then, please raise it.
Shall I raise it?
Then, shall we do it?!
Then...
Micaela-san vs. Gonda-san!
Gon-chan!
Gon-chan, you're 23 years old, right?
Yes, I'm 23 years old.
You're 23 years old, but you don't sound like you're 23 years old.
That's unusual.
I'm a healing leader.
How do you say "heal" in detail?
I see.
When you say "heal" at 23 years old, it's like an aroma massage.
The win or loss is decided, but do your best!
No, I'll do my best!
Let's go!
The fourth match, start!
As expected, as it is glittery, it will not stain anything.
That's right! Idols can't put on such a pie.
That's right!
Hey, you guys!
It won't end like this, will it?
It won't end! It won't end!
One piece or so...
I want to smash it.
No, no, no!
I think it's okay to end it like this. It's already pretty.
Eh, you're going to end it like this?
But you can't do that.
You can't try to stand out there.
It won't work.
You can't cry in front of everyone again.
Yumi versus Furuhashi.
What do you think idols are better at? It's how small their faces are.
Everyone's faces are small!
Even in catchphrases, we say "dore rei chi" and "small face"
I see. It's true.
Overall, you're small.
You're small.
I think you're small too.
I'm small too? I don't know if I have a pie in my mouth.
You're small!
But you're small too, right?
Yes.
Who's the biggest idol in Japan?
I'm home all the time, you know.
- Who is it? - Wait, it's Meg...
That's what it is.
I'm sorry, there are different kinds of faces.
Since we're all small.
Who is the idol you don't want to lose to in idling?
Furuashi Mayu-chan said she doesn't want to lose in sexiness.
Sexiness...
Do you like sexiness?
In NEO, she's overwhelmingly the most adult-like.
Well, I guess it's true that she's adult-like.
The other part stands out too much and the sexiness is a little exaggerated.
How old do you look?
I'm turning 16 this year.
You're young!
I'm still 15 years old.
You look like an old lady from a distance.
Isn't that weird?
You look like an old lady from a distance, but you're actually young!
I'm young, I'm young.
I see, I see.
If you're this age, you certainly look sexy and adult-like.
What do you want to ask idling?
Which members often clash with each other?
Please tell me.
Which members often clash with each other?
How is it?
Which is it?
The members who often quarrel on shows or serious ones?
The non-professional ones.
Serious ones.
There's no member who can say "serious ones" in a place like this.
That's right.
It's really annoying.
Later, okay?
Please tell me about it later.
There are various serious ones on shows.
Now...
Let's go!
Okay, let's go!
We'll start now!
Do your best!
Let's go!
Now, let's go!
Fifth match, start!
Ah, it's true!
Right?
Until now, we can only see one eye.
Right?
Asahi-san, wasn't it not enough?
It wasn't enough at all!
It's only here!
It's decided in Dornemo!