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I don't want this period of time to start the show.
Do your best!
I'll do my best!
I'm the MC, Bakari Somteis. Nice to meet you!
Do your best!
This show is for girls who are growing up as idols.
Today, we have 6 idol members.
Let's do our best!
Yes!
Masuno san, today is September 29th. Do you know what day it is?
It doesn't matter what day it is.
It's a weekday.
You know what day it is, don't you?
For example, it's an anniversary.
There's nothing like that in Japan.
That's why it's September 29th.
Actually, today, September 29th, is Serina Nagano's 20th birthday.
No, that's not it.
Do you have anything to celebrate with everyone?
No, not me in particular.
Okay, let's get started.
Congratulations!
It's been 7 years since I became an idol since I was 13 years old
so I want to make good use of what I learned here at 20 years old and work hard so that I won't be told that I fell again.
Did you fall?
It said on the internet that I fell once and got back up again.
You're back.
It said I got back up a little.
Oh, I see.
You got caught by me.
Since it's your birthday today, we're going to do something you want to do.
That's good.
Please give us the title call.
Nagano Center's 20th Anniversary Special Project "Staff-san! Get a Birthday Present!"
We have jokes like "Puni Puni" and "Do your best, Mushroom!"
But for adults in their 20s, what they want the most is a new kind of joke, right?
- Do you want it? - Yes, we do!
The ones you got from Moriken-san don't count anymore, right?
You got it, right? Why didn't you do it?
- You still haven't mastered it, right? - No, no, you did it, right?
- You did it, you did it! - No, no, no...
- That's right... - You made it look like you didn't do it!
- Someday... - It's not "someday"!
- You suddenly cut it in half! - I'll do it someday, for real!
- You'll do it, right? - Please do!
Since you want it even more this time, we asked the staff who are careless to push it to you!
- I see! - "How about this song?" and you said "Give me the song!"
Right? This is quite difficult! Even for comedians, if you suddenly get asked like that...
As long as you're not too much of a girl, especially when you're asked by Nagano-san...
- You're lying, you're lying! - I'm sorry!
- You're lying, you're lying! - You're lying, you're lying!
- You're lying, you're lying, right? - You're lying, you're lying, right?
Well then, other than Serina-chan, for the rest of you members...
"I don't think this staff will present a gag" is what we expect from you!
- Yes! - Yes!
The staff who asked Nagano-san for a gag this time are...
Kanbara-p, Tokimune-p, Sasaya-p, Mori-director, and...
Shibasaki-chan of the Management Care Team and Suzuki-director's pair!
- That's right! - And A.D. Uematsu-san!
And that's it for the seven... no, six teams!
- Yes! - Yes!
- Right? - Well, it's pretty good.
- We're even telling you, Kanbara-san. - We are, we are.
- By the way, we did this for Tomoka-san's performance, too! - Yes!
- But I was singing, you know? - Yes.
- It might be a little low-level. - Yes, it's a gag, so you have to think about what you're saying on the spot...
- I see, you have to raise your tension to some extent. - I'm sorry!
- By the way, for Tomoka-san's performance... - Well...
- Everyone but Mori-san sang. - Oh, right! Everyone but Mori-san sang!
- Yes! - That's right!
- This is a little... Nanano-san! - Yes!
- She said she wouldn't hit me so many times. - I see, I see!
- So that's what happened! - Yes, that's right!
- So... - That made you a little anxious, didn't it?
- I was really anxious from the beginning. - That's right!
- I was only anxious. - I see, I see.
- Yes. - Yes.
- So, everyone, even if Serina-chan asks you, please guess who didn't make a joke.
- Anyone is fine! - Anyone is fine!
- What about you, Nakano-san? Is it okay for the staff?
- Do you want me to say it myself? - Please say it yourself.
- Maybe... I don't think it's okay. - Why is that?
- Maybe... - Am I this cute?
- Ah, thank you. - You're super cute!
- That's right! - You look like an actor, Nakano!
- I'm not like that! - You say it, you say it!
- Really? - Who didn't you like?
- Like... - You're trying to make me say it!
- Didn't you like me?
- Ah, but for me... - That's a hint, isn't it?
- There was a lot of contact.
- I don't talk much with Sane-san. - Ah, I see, I see.
- Who do you communicate with the most?
- Um... Is it you, Mori-san?
- That's right. He does live shows and regular shows, too. - I see, I see, I see.
- We talk a lot about live shows, too. - I see, I see.
- Sane-san asked you, please guess who didn't make a joke.
- Let's take a look! All together, open!
- Okay!
- Kanbara-san, Mori-san, Tokimune-san, Sasaya-san, Sasaya-san, Tokimune-san, Uematsu-san, Mori-director, Uematsu-san, Tokimune-san, Mori-san, Chibasaki-san, Kanbara-san, Mori-san, Mori-san, Sasaya-san, Kanbara-san, Kanbara-san.
- Oh! - I see.
- I think Kanbara-san is strict.
- I think Kanbara-san is strict because it's a joke for Serina. - You said something pretty harsh just now, didn't you?
- No, I didn't! - It's because of what happened last time. - I see, I see.
- I see, I see. - Yes, last time. - Since you're a variety show host. - Yes.
- Ah, you had that kind of flow, didn't you? - Yes. Not only this time, but last time as well.
- I see. - Yes. - And you, Uematsu-san.
- What is it? - It's kind of embarrassing... - Uematsu-san? - It's kind of like...
- Why are you so embarrassed? - No, no, no! It's because Matsuno-san was teasing me, so it got funny...
- I see. You were teasing Nagano-san... - It was funny. - Nagano-san's processing was... - Yes, it was funny. - I don't know what happened.
- To Serina-san... - Last time, when you flew away, you were pretty cheerful. - That's because you're a variety show host. - Ah, I see, I see.
- I see, I see. - Everyone, please stop it! - Everyone... Everyone, Nagano-san is not being spoiled!
- It's your birthday
right? - That's right! And you're 20 years old! - 20 years old! - 20 years old! - I'm 20 years old! - It's kind of embarrassing... - Is it embarrassing?
- I see. Mori-san has 5 votes, right? - Yes. - Mori-san didn't sing last time, so she's not being spoiled. - I see!
- Even for Tonoka-san, until the end, Mori-san was the only one... Well, she sang in the studio, but... - It's embarrassing. - That's right. It's embarrassing.
- On the contrary
she sang in the studio last time
so I was like
"Should I stop?" - I see! - But if Mori-san does it like this
it's kind of frustrating
isn't it? - That's right!
- That's right! That's right for Tonoka-san! - Yes! - I see, I see... - I see...
- I see... - How much do you love her?
- That's scary! - Shall we get started? - Yes!
- First of all, let's start with Uematsu-san! - Yes! - Please go ahead, Nagano-san! - Yes!
- Yes! VTR, start! Puni-puni!
I was persuading you, but you took your time.
No, but you did it in the end, so...
That's right, that's right. Well, it's true, you're 20 years old!
That's right, I'm 20!
It's different from when you were 23 years old.
Yes!
Ah, I'm glad, I'm glad.
Thank you!
I'm glad you did it!
Yes!
Shall we go to the management care team?
Yes.
Then, please show us the VTR.
VTR, start!
Puni puni!
Ah!
One more time!
Yes!
Shall we do it one more time?
Yes!
Then, VTR, start!
Punipunizu!
It's okay to drink, so if you gag ...
"Congratulations to Puni Puni" and "I wish you would give me an original gag"
Even if it's not original...
Shut up, Irionna!
Is it good?
Yeah!
Maybe it's an original.
Is it an original?
For now, yes.
I was expecting that Su-san would be able to do it.
That's right.
I see, you're improving.
Okay, next!
I have a favor to ask you, Mr. Kanbara.
If you can...
I'll be 20 soon, but...
I'd like you to say "cute cute happy birthday" and then...
I'd like you to give me an original one-shot gag.
One-shot gag and cute cute?
Yes.
I don't have an original gag.
You don't?
I don't.
Do you want me to do it?
Yes!
Really?
Mr. Kanbara, you're busy, aren't you?
It's work, so...
He ran away!
Excuse me, is the signal bad here?
The signal is not so bad here!
Excuse me!
Excuse me! The signal is not so bad here!
What are you doing!
That's right!
As we expected, Gambara-san didn't do as we expected.
He ran away to the bathroom.
That's right!
He's good!
He's good, isn't he?
He really didn't like it, didn't he?
He said, "If it was a song, I'd sing it for you," and I was like, "No, a gag is..."
A gag is difficult!
That's right.
But I was the most nervous, after all.
That's right.
Obviously, in terms of your position, you're a really great person.
That's right!
When I first heard about it, I thought, "Ah, it's where a great person sits."
That's right, it's where a great person sits.
Yes.
And so, Gambara-san is...
Gambara-san is...
He's good!
Now, let's take a look at Sasaya-san.
Sasaya-san!
Sasaya-san, Ishida-san, Asahi-san, and Sakai-san raised Sasaya-san.
It's embarrassing!
That's right!
Please do your best!
Yes!
Now, let's start the VTR!
Puni-puni!
Now, right?
You're living in a good place, aren't you?
And you're in Hawaii today.
But you're excited, so you're doing it.
Did you see her?
I did.
How was she?
She was very beautiful.
Really.
She was very beautiful.
In front of you, she was a little...
She was a little different from her usual energy.
She said, "Hey, wife, look at me."
"I've been loved by these guys for a long time, and I want to show them my manly side."
Hey, wife, look at me!
Hey, man!
No, on the contrary, it might have been better for you to get married.
That's right, really.
You know, you can't say no and leave like that.
Yes.
I want to show you my manly side.
Thank you.
It's so funny.
It's nice to go home.
Home!
It's amazing to do something in front of your wife.
It's funny.
It's my first time to bother you.
Yes, so she did it for me.
So far, only Ms. Kanbara has done it for me.
It's so funny.
Now, there are only two people left.
Is there anyone who has done it for you, Ms. Tokimune?
Over there?
There are quite a lot of people.
Ms. Tokimune, you look like you're the second one to do it for you.
Because you're a guest.
You're far away from me.
You talk a lot, don't you?
I don't do gags or anything like that.
I see.
Yes, yes, yes.
I love you, Ms. Tokimune!
Stop it!
You're funny.
I couldn't think straight and many things got messed up.
Yes, you're right.
It's a mess.
You saw it with your own eyes.
Now, Ms. Serina, please do the V-free.
Now, VTR, start!
It's messed up!
Your hand issue too?
- Yes. - Okay, if you please.
- Alright, happy 20 years old. - Yes, and after that...
- I'd like some gag from you. - No, that's...
- No, no, no, we can't get you to do gag. - No, no, no, no, we can't get you to do gag.
- No, no, no, VTR is our target, so... - No, no, no, VTR is our target, so...
- We'd like you to gag about Tsukimune-san. - Mmm, no way!
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! Absolutely! Absolutely! Absolutely! Absolutely!
There's something about it.
The entrance was the best, wasn't it, Ms. Nanano?
Yes, it was!
It was noisy and noisy, but you definitely got it, didn't you?
That's right!
Wow!
I did my best!
I've never seen such a fast Tokimune-san before!
Such a fast, fast-moving Tokimune-san!
I've only seen a stopped Tokimune-san before!
Such a fast-moving Tokimune-san!
He looks faster than anyone else!
It's difficult! The opposite is difficult!
But it's difficult to catch Tokimune-san.
I thought he'd be there, but I didn't know he'd gone to Neo's rehearsal or something like that.
What's with that drooling?
That's why I was the most...
Normally you'd be Tokimune-san's interpreter...
That's right.
I thought you'd be in the desk, but instead of looking for him, he ran away, so I was a little frustrated.
That's why you can't do it!
I see!
I see.
Now, the correct answer is...
Yay!
Wow!
Congratulations!
Wow!
He ran away with all his might.
That's right.
Now, let's move on.
It's the last one.
It's Mori-san.
The five of you!
Right?
It's predicted that Mori-san won't do it the most.
Yes.
Now, how was it?
Serina-chan, please!
Yes!
Start the VTR!
Puni-puni!
Oh, nice!
There's no pattern.
Excuse me!
Congratulations!
She's dead!
Congratulations!
She's dead!
Good morning!
I have a favor to ask you, Mori-san.
I'm almost 20 years old.
So...
Don't sing!
Can you say "congratulations" to me?
And I'd like you to do an original gag for me.
What?
20 years old gag? What is that?
Well...
Well, it's a limited year, so...
You have a hole in your buttock, so answer me!
You say "congratulations" and I say "from now on" and you continue.
It's like a game!
Shall we start?
Yes!
Please!
Congratulations!
From now on!
I thought you wouldn't do it.
First of all, your buttocks.
My buttocks?
Can't you do it with your buttocks warmed up? Please give it a try.
I got permission, so I'll do it.
If you don't do it...
Yes, I'd like to warm up my buttocks here.
It's not funny.
No, it's not!
It's not true!
Let's do the "buttocks hole shake" then.
The "buttocks hole shake" was just a line, but Mori-san gave it to us.
Right?
Let's make it complete with Nagano-san's own moves and choreography.
She gave us a lot of trouble.
She took that much risk and gave it to us.
That's already...
Nagano-san has to choreograph it herself.
Then, Nagano-san.
Nagano-san, please do the joke you gave us earlier.
"The buttocks hole is mouthful!"
I see.
Wait a minute.
Mori-san, you're first!
What is this?!
I can't tell at all!
Not at all!
I'm sorry.
This is a shame!
Well, well, it's fine.
You gave it to us, so it's important.
That's right.
How was "the buttocks hole is mouthful?"
How was it?
But really, in Ton-chan's episode, I felt like no one would sing it for me.
I thought no one would sing it for me, but only this person sang it for me.
That's right.
Really...
That's right.
I felt like I was loved more than I thought I would be.
I see.
Then, lastly...
Serina, let's end with "temperature."
Yes, please!
Hurry up!
Temperature! Serina, temperature!
We might be able to do it better, don't you think?
With the temperature...
Let's do it more violently.
Who says "temperature" when it comes to taking temperature?
We don't say it, do we?
We say it when we say it.
How was it this time?
This time, only this person did it for me.
But I still want her to sing.
Mori-san, who thought of the temperature for me, sang for me.
She did the gag, but she still hasn't sung for you.
It's her birthday, of course she should sing.
I want her to sing.
Sing, sing.
Why?
When you were singing in the studio...
Sing for me.
She sang for me in the centre.
Wait, Mori-san.
This is important.
Did you come all the way here because of the temperature?
Mori-san.
I can't sing and my buttocks won't answer.
Lastly, the two of you will look at the camera and answer with your buttocks.
Is that okay with you, Mori-san?
Well then, Mori-san, please!
Temperature!
Happy Birthday to...
What did you say?
This is the first time I've seen such an evil speech
This is...
This is the first time I've seen such an evil speech
What do you want me to do?
Are you stupid?
This is the first time I've seen you like that!
You're the best!
You're amazing!
You're the best!
I'm glad you're loved like that.
Thank you, Serina!
Thank you!
Congratulations!
Thank you!
That's all for Serina's 20th Anniversary Special Project Staff-san's Birthday Present "Give me a gag!"