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My... title call...
I don't know how we're going to do this show.
Now we know why no one is reading the script.
It's a lie.
Itoh-san stopped me, so I can't do anything about it.
I don't want to do it.
You don't want to do it, right?
I'll do my best.
I'll do it.
Kiku-san is too busy, so I'll let you sleep. Don't wake me up, Kiki-chan!
Everyone, do you remember?
Kikuchi-san, who worked hard for the show "Hippariraco", wanted to let him rest for 30 minutes.
While recording, he took off his hair during rehearsal.
And in the rehearsal room where Kikuchi-san is sleeping, various challenges by A.D. and Uematsu-san will start.
The plan was to divide the other members into two teams and predict whether the challenge will succeed or fail.
Recently, Kikuchi-san has been...
Oh! Are you busy? That's amazing! You don't disappear easily!
That's amazing!
The way you say it!
It's rare for a difficult entertainment show like this.
I'm impressed that you're still alive and well.
When we were planning for "New Year's Eve New Year's Day",
we were able to work hard because we slept during filming.
That's right.
So we're asking you to sleep in because we heard you're tired and it's hot in the summer.
We heard you've been busy lately.
You look like this while you're moving.
Oh my!
That's amazing!
As an idol, she's dead.
She's exhausted.
I want this picture. Can you give me your personal data later?
I might be able to use it for something.
For today's project, Kikuchi-san is happy to be sleeping.
She's happy and has been sleeping in the science room since 1am.
Let's see how she's doing now.
This is for you, Kikuchi-san.
That's nice.
Look over here.
You should be conscious of the camera.
He's sleeping soundly.
Now we will have a challenge in the rehearsal room where Kikuchi is sleeping.
This time, we will choose a challenge that will succeed by dividing into students and non-students teams.
The team that wins in total points will win.
You can choose the same challenge.
If you add up the scores.
If Kikuchi wakes up in the middle of the game, the team that woke him up loses.
There will be a reward for the team that wins.
Please bring it.
Now, in front of the rehearsal room, Mr. Uematsu is working hard.
Mr. Uematsu.
He's not a professional woman, is he?
What does "I love" say in the song?
It says "I love idling".
Uematsu-san, thank you for joining us today.
Thank you for having me.
- Uematsu-san, you can hear me, right? - Yes, I can hear you.
- Thank you for joining us today. - Thank you for having me.
I'll do my best not to wake you up.
Let's take a look at the contents of the challenge.
- There are a lot of things. - We've prepared a lot of things for you today.
We've done 5 times of lifting with a beach ball and a flash ice in our clothes.
- Uematsu-san will do it. - Yes.
Uematsu-san will also do it.
Drinking hot tea in the middle of summer with a straw.
- It has nothing to do with it. - It has nothing to do with it.
- It's because you react to it. - Yes.
If you get 50 points, you can communicate with your favorite crickets and flowers.
- Uematsu-san will do it. - Yes, Uematsu-san will do it.
- Uematsu-san will do it. - Yes, yes, yes.
So you have to do it in a situation where you have to be quiet.
You have to endure whether it's hot or painful.
If you get 100 points, you can do handstand push-ups.
- You can do it? - You can do it?
- Well, Dotab seems like she can do it. - She can do it.
- Who will do this challenge? - Who will do it?
- Who will do it? - Who will do it?
- But when we did this project with Amimi-san last time...
- I had the image of Uematsu-san's funny face. - It was funny, wasn't it?
- But I also wanted to see it. - I see.
- Yes, yes. - Let's see it. - Let's see what it is like.
- Let's see it! - Let's have Uematsu-san do it in a video.
- Yes, let's do it! - Uematsu-san!
I forgot how to do it, can you do it for me?
If you don't know about this show, you wouldn't think she's Eirisa.
That's right.
I wouldn't think so at all.
So, are you going to go against electricity?
Yes, I'm going against electricity.
Then, Ematsu-san, please go against electricity.
Yes, I'll do it.
Well, how is it?
It's really quiet, you know.
It's scary, you know.
It's really scary.
It's a little light, isn't it?
What? What? What?
Oh, he's learning!
It's moving a little.
Is it okay?
Oh, it's moving! It's moving!
It's moving! It's moving!
Uematsu-kun, it's moving!
That was close!
Uematsu-kun, you're fast!
You're fast!
You're really fast!
It was like you were about to put out a mat for demonstration.
You're fast!
That was close!
That's right, it hurt last time, so I prepared a mat for you.
Uematsu-san!
Yes, yes.
He's surprised!
Uematsu-san!
Yes?
No mat, please.
Be careful of the microphone.
You can do it, Ui Masa!
So, student team gets 10 points!
Next, student team that's not students.
It might be easier than you think.
What's "beach ball" and "lifting" mean?
Oh, you mean the sound is amazing?
It's just a story, but I think some people will say it.
Because it's "beach ball", you can hear the sound of kicking the beach floor.
I want to see it too.
I see.
What does it look like?
Uematsu-san, can you try it?
Uematsu-san, can you show us what it looks like in the hallway?
It looks like you can do lifting.
Thank you!
It's pretty loud!
Uematsu-san, it's pretty loud, isn't it?
It's pretty loud!
Depending on where you kick it, it might be as loud as a beach ball.
How about it?
The one that spins around.
Oh, the one that spins around.
High score?
And you get 20 points for it?
I see. Uematsu-san!
High score?
Can you high score?
High score?
Can you high score?
Denguri Gaishi C's high score C's 20 points, please.
Please!
Do you think it hurts? Do you think it hurts? Please do your best.
I have a stomachache.
Please take good care of it.
Thank you very much.
I'll do my best.
Do you think you can do it?
It's surprisingly loud.
I'm hungry.
It goes and comes back, right?
Yeah.
If it bends when it goes...
It's dangerous, like before.
It looks like it's going to hit you earlier.
I don't know why using a mat is not allowed.
I don't know the meaning of it.
Why don't you let me use a mat?
Do you really need a mat?
Last time you were really sleepy but this time you're not sleepy at all.
Last time you said you had a nosebleed.
Now, student team, which one should we go for?
The beach ball looks dangerous.
It's a 30 point crash ice ball.
Crash ice.
You're putting it in Uematsu-san's clothes, right?
Yes, yes. Uematsu-san's own clothes.
Should we say it?
Yes!
Uematsu-san!
It doesn't matter if you put it in your clothes.
Please put the crash ice in your clothes and dive in.
Please.
It's hot.
Uematsu-san, look. It's hot.
It's hot.
Yes, yes.
It's pretty heavy.
Uematsu-san, it might be better if you put your shirt inside so it doesn't fall off.
Oh, really?
Yes, so it doesn't fall off.
The crash ice.
It's quite a lot.
Don't let it escape.
It's hot.
It's hot!
Are you okay?
What are we being shown?
Please!
This is high-risk.
There's no shirt in it.
There's nothing in it.
Do we put it in our stomachs?
There's a lot of rice in it.
Is it made of ice?
It's made of ice.
It's dangerous.
It's made of ice, so be careful.
It's like "gasha"!
Youkai crash ice!
You put crash ice in your pocket and go to bed.
Let's put it in.
Be careful.
Let's go for one more drink.
One more drink?
Let's go for one more drink.
How is it?
It's cold.
Please go out of the room and then take out the ice.
It's not confirmed yet, team.
But it's getting cold now.
That's for sure.
It's hot.
That's what I'm worried about.
We have to warm up our stomachs.
I see.
Let's warm up our stomachs with some hot tea.
Right, Matsu?
It was fun, wasn't it?
It was cold, wasn't it?
It was cold, wasn't it, Matsu?
I think it's a little too cold, so I'd like you to drink hot tea with a straw.
I want you to feel the heat more directly, so I'd like you to drink tea with a straw.
Is that okay?
Yes, I understand.
Okay, please.
You must have gotten cold.
Drink it all you want, okay?
Don't think about the rest of it.
Drink it all you want, okay?
It's hard!
Think about it after you drink it!
Don't think it's your own body.
Please stand as close as you can to the pillow.
Stand as close as you can to the pillow.
Are you okay?
You got ice on you, didn't you?
It doesn't matter, it won't fall on its own.
Now, Uematsu-san, let's suck it all in.
Please!
Since you're doing it, it won't warm you up.
Please!
One more time? One more time?
Please!
You got 40 points, so you're in the lead again.
Now, student team!
Yes!
What should we do?
Uemachi-san is just being hurt.
That's right.
But Uemachi-san has been working alone all this time, and she might be lonely.
I see.
So I think it might be good for her to communicate with someone.
That's true.
How about it?
I'm not losing!
I'm surprised!
It's lonely to work alone, isn't it?
It's lonely, isn't it?
It's lonely to work alone, isn't it?
Then, shall we go to "Zarigani"?
Let's go to "hanakomi".
"Zarigani" and "hanakomi".
Well, Uematsu-san...
It's lonely to work alone, isn't it?
So, let's go to "Zarigani" and "hanakomi".
Please.
Recently, I only watch "Zarigani" in "variety show".
That's right.
It's dark and I can't see anything.
"Zarigani" is also anxious because it's dark.
So, I want to get close to her.
Oh, at the light.
That's good.
Then, please put your skin in there as much as you like.
What should I do?
What should you do? You don't have a choice.
You have to do it.
It must be painful.
It's okay. It's okay.
It's a little dark.
Ematsu-san.
Yes?
You know the light behind you?
Yes.
Go behind the light.
Yes.
And...
Yes.
Put your face close to it.
It's good, isn't it?
It's fashionable, it's fashionable!
Yes, it's good, it's good.
It's red.
It's just right.
It's cute!
It looks good on you, it looks good on you.
Emma-san, you shouldn't be scared.
You should say "gan" more.
Emma-san is scared and Emma-san is cautious.
Let's go, let's go.
Are you okay? Are you okay?
It's moving a little.
Hang in there, Uematsu!
- It's moving, it's moving! - Ah, nice!
- Go, go, go! - It's nervous!
Go, go!
Maybe we should just...
...take it's nose, right?
We should just...
...take it's nose...
...take it's nose and...
...take it to it, right?
Uyama-san, please lie down and...
...shall we put a crayfish on your face?
Close your mouth and eyes.
Why don't we leave it to the crayfish-chan?
From the other side?
I understand.
It's just the opposite direction and it's looking good.
It's stylish!
Let's put it on.
20 points, I guess!
It's not 3, but you got 20 points on your face, and you didn't get any points in the air.
Wow, I didn't get any points!
I want to see it too, but if I play with Uematsu-san, will Zarigani-chan hate it too?
I think I can do it today, so I'll put it on Ami-chan's face.
Do you want to put it on once and think about it?
Uematsu-san, this is already 150 points.
Uematsu-san, go to Kikuchi-san's pillow and put the crayfish on Kikuchi-san's face.
I see.
If this doesn't work...
You don't have to put it in. Just put it on.
Just leave it to the crayfish.
It's up to the crayfish.
If you want to put it in, you can put it in.
Can you wipe the crayfish?
You can't wipe the crayfish.
It's wet.
Uematsu-san, wipe the crayfish.
Wipe it.
Wipe it well.
Wipe the crayfish.
It's wet.
It's funny.
If you put the crayfish on your face, you'll get an NG.
Should we change it?
Let's change it.
The hurdle was high.
What should we do?
Do you want to change it?
I think it's too early to change it.
If it doesn't get this big, we can do it.
Let's do the last one.
Do you want to do it?
Let's do it.
Uematsu-san, can you go to the hallway and take a look at the hand sanitizer?
I can do it, I can do it, I can do it!
Is it three times?
Wow!
Okay, let's go now and do it three times under Kiku's pillow, okay?
Okay!
You can do it, you can do it!
We don't have much time!
Please! Please!
Alright, Uematsu-san, you can do it! We don't have much time!
Alright, Uematsu-san, please!
One!
Two!
We can do it, can't we?
This time?
Yes, yes.
It's not a standard speed score, is it?
We want to see the speed score, don't we?
That's right. We want to see the highest score.
That's right.
If it's a speed score, we can do it, can't we?
How many points is the speed score?
The speed score is...
Dengri Gaishi is 10, so...
It's low, isn't it?
Ah, it's low.
Well, well...
10... 10... 20, I guess?
20.
Ah, Dengri Gaishi is 10.
Ah...
The rest is...
Ah...
Like dancing, right?
Ah...
Ah, there's dancing.
There's dancing, too.
Ah, and before, there was a smell of feet, wasn't there?
There was a smell of feet, wasn't there?
There was.
Can you smell my feet?
Yes, yes.
Let's smell it.
It has an aroma effect.
Yes, yes.
Summer feet.
Uematsu-san!
Yes?
Um...
Go to the gigster and...
Yes?
Um... smell my feet.
Ah, mine?
Yes, yes, yes.
Ah... I see.
Just barely.
Yes.
Just barely.
I stepped on the tea in my mouth...
Yes.
The tea I spilled...
With my feet...
I stepped on it.
I see.
My feet smell like tea.
Your feet smell like tea?
It's okay.
Uematsu-san's feet smell like tea.
It's okay, it's okay.
Do your best.
It's okay.
Do your best.
If I'm allowed to, I'd like to do it.
Do your best!
I don't know where I'm going and what I'm going to eat.
I always have to pay attention to the camera position.
I'm sorry. I have a hard body.
I'm sorry.
Shall we put it there?
Let's go out a little further and put it in the last minute.
It's pretty close.
Shall we put it on a little?
How is it?
Is it big?
Were you able to sleep soundly?
I was able to sleep soundly, but...
I'm glad, I'm glad.
What did you do in the end?
No, no, not at all. You were able to sleep soundly, weren't you, Fumematsu-san?
That's right.
That's because you're up in the middle of the night.
No, really...
My friends have been watching me like this for a while now.
No, your friends are relieved, aren't they?
That you were able to sleep soundly like this.
It seems like you were able to sleep soundly.
I slept very soundly.
But...
Hey, what is it, really?
It's definitely skin, isn't it?
What's wrong? What's wrong with your nose?
I don't know if it's okay to say this, but it smelled.
It just smelled. It just smelled. It smelled and woke up.
It smelled and woke up.
In my dream, I thought it was grass!
I was surprised.
But I'm glad you were able to sleep well.
This summer, too, Kigutsu-san, please take care of yourself.
Isn't this Uematsu-san's project?
It's Uematsu-san's project!
So, Kigutsu-san, thank you for your hard work!
Thank you!