AISubs v3.8.2
It's ruby.
Yes, it is.
It's a special one.
It's very soft.
Yes, it is.
It's oily.
It's a little cold.
She's tired.
It's oily.
Really? I see.
Wow, it's really amazing.
It's so good that I can't say "it's really good".
It's like the shoulder goes in.
That's why I'm conscious of putting my shoulder out.
It's too much.
And then...
You have too many lips.
It's not healthy.
It's not healthy?
No way!
It's healthy, but it doesn't go in, right?
It's cute, isn't it?
You can say it louder.
It doesn't go in at all.
I went to the swimming pool the other day, and they said my bones were cracking.
Your bones are cracking?
No, it's just a normal massage.
Wow!
It's been a while since I touched a masseur's shoulder.
I'm not an amateur anymore.
Wow!
Is it hard?
It's hard, but I can't move it.
Don't people usually do this?
Wow!
But I'm not just touching it like this.
Wow!
It doesn't hurt at all.
It tickles.
It doesn't hurt at all.
Should I open my neck?
Please open your neck.
It doesn't hurt at all.
It's good, isn't it?
Do you always do this?
Yes, I do.
It doesn't hurt at all.
Wow!
But if you break your neck...
I don't think you can do it.
What?
I don't think you can do it.
No way!
You can't do it like you used to.
Why is that?
Are you upset?
We'll talk about it later.
Okay.
Let me know when you're ready.
Everyone...
Someone saw "Hanzawa" and bought a DVD box at this timing...
Hey, Masanzan, you're into it now, aren't you?
At this timing... At this timing, I bought a DVD box and I'm super into it now.
When we were together on the show, everyone was a little excited, but you kept making a "Hanzawa" face.
No one did it in secret.
Now it's a double-time boom.
Wow, it's been a while.
It's been a while. It was last year, wasn't it?
Didn't you watch it?
Wasn't it about two monograms ago?
It's been a while.
It's been a while. I'm super into it now.
Did you watch it all?
I watched it all. I watched it all.
Which one did you like better, "Hanzawa" or "Hanzawa"?
No... Ah, "Hanzawa" or "Hanzawa"... "Hanzawa" is getting more and more exciting.
Ah...
Ah, it's so exciting.
Why didn't you watch it?
It's so exciting.
It's exciting, isn't it?
I watched it halfway through and couldn't say anything.
You watched it at the end, didn't you?
It's exciting, isn't it?
Really?
It was kind of difficult.
Ah, it was exciting.
I watched it for the first time and it was difficult and I stopped watching it for a while.
I watched it halfway through and it became such a hot topic.
But it was difficult and I stopped watching it.
You like it, don't you?
I like it.
That's right.
I've been imitating it all the time.
I will definitely recover 500 million yen.
It's a little like Eren's song.
It's a little like it.
Actually, I'm holding on to the key to the case.
Yes, yes, Yuu-san, it's a dream come true.
I'm listening to you all day, and I'm listening to you all day.
I'm listening to you all day.
It's not going up.
How is it?
It's not going up.
You're eating a lot.
But I'm clearly less people than you.
Ten people?
But you're probably fine.
Are you healthy?
Are you okay?
Yes.
Can you get me a julep pork?
Yes.
That's bad.
Help me.
Naoki Ueda's wife is dangerous.
Do you know her?
Yes.
But I know Hayashi Ueda.
That wife.
Have you watched any recent dramas?
Recent dramas?
I've only watched old dramas.
I've also watched "Cassel".
That's funny!
I've also watched "Cassel".
Have you watched "Yakou Kanai"?
What's that?
He's a married man now.
"Yakou Kanai" was funny.
What was it about? Love?
Show us!
"Yakou Kanai" was funny.
It's all late.
Has anyone watched "Mose"?
Have you watched "Mose"?
No, I haven't.
I've also watched "Yakou Kanai" from the end.
I don't know about "Yakou Kanai" now.
I've recently bought "Saikou Norikon" DVD.
It's funny!
I did a survey with my friends.
All of them came up.
I love "Saikou Norikon"!
I saw it yesterday.
"Saikou Norikon" was the last one.
It was Eita-san's movie.
I saw the first episode.
I thought it was a woman's voice.
A man's voice is worse.
I don't remember the first episode.
Can Saito-san get married?
I'm sure he can.
What do you think of me?
I formally refuse.
You were 26 years old when your idol career started and you were popular at that time, weren't you?
I was popular.
You were popular at that time.
You were a female anchor of Fuji TV.
You were a female anchor of Fuji TV and you were a first-class brand.
You were 26 years old and you were popular, weren't you?
Yes, I was young.
Many people followed you, didn't they?
At that time, many people came and you were chosen, didn't you?
You were popular, weren't you?
Then, people looked at you from above and said, "No, you can't."
As you get closer to your 30s, your popularity decreases, doesn't it?
The number of female anchors increases.
The number of female anchors decreases.
The number of young people increases.
In other words, the conditions for you to become a female anchor decrease.
In the end, you were chosen and you are over 30 years old now.
I will be 33 years old soon.
Yes, you will be 33 years old.
When you are 33 years old, you still have pride.
You still have the experience you had at that time.
That's right.
You are in a very tough situation now.
What color do you want?
Red is for fish.
Fish?
What? What? What?
This way, Ram.
Can I take it?
No, no, no. What did you say?
Red is for fish?
Is it written in Turkish?
I'm taking it.
Is it written in Turkish?
Yes, it's written in Turkish.
It's written in Turkish.
What is this?
I think it's Tomikulis.
I think it's soboro rice and...
Let's open it and go home.
Is it okay?
Yes.
I'm planning to eat this.
Thank you.
This is how it looks like.
Please wait a moment.
Thank you.
Wow, it looks delicious!
It wasn't soboro rice.
Why did you lie?
What are you doing?
Can I look at it?
Excuse me?
I'm looking for a V5 studio.
Do you know where the V5 studio is?
Where is the V5 studio?
Oh, V...
V5...
V5 is...
Oh, it's...
One, two, three...
It's hot!
V... V5? V5?
Yes, I'd like to go to the V5 studio.
It's not a food truck, is it?
Ah, let's go!
Are you gonna take me to the studio?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, thank you!
Are you okay?
Okay, okay, okay!
Is there a dinner?
Are you okay?
Okay!
Are you sure?
Oh my gosh, that looks so good!
What is this?
Karaage.
Karaage?
What is karaage?
Chicken...
Burger! Burger!
Burger!
Oh, chicken, chicken.
Chicken, yeah!
Oh, okay, okay!
Chicken fry!
Oh, fried chicken?
Yeah!
Do you like it?
I love it!
I love, love, love!
Do you like it, too?
Love!
Are they all the same?
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Red and purple.
Are they the same?
Same fried chicken?
Crunchy!
Oh, they're both fried chicken?
You like fried chicken, too?
Yeah!
Brazil! Brazil!
Are you from Brazil?
Do you speak Portuguese?
No, I don't either.
Are you all from Japan?
Japan! Japan!
What do you do?
Kagawa!
What do you do?
Idling?
We are singers!
Oh, you are famous singers!
I'm honored to meet you!
Oh, Sue! Thank you!
You were just helping me to go to the studio.
Will you take... She's my friend.
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
Okay, thank you!
Don't you have something like "shall we do it?"
"Shall we do it?"
Like cooking
No, we don't have anything like "shall we do it?"
Oh, it's okay! Of course it's okay!
Look! Look! Look!
Are you good at choosing?
Look! You're good at it, too!
Huh?
Why are you here?
Help me! Help me!
It's an official arrangement!
No, it's not like that.
First of all, your way of thinking is strange.
Because you want to get married...
Now, Saito... Now, Saito is...
Because you want to get married, you are looking for that person.
For that reason, you are dating, aren't you?
Right?
I don't think marriage is like that.
What is it?
First of all, you meet someone you like.
You meet someone and you like that person.
Right?
You want to know more about that person.
You want to be together more.
That's why you start dating, right?
And as you date, you somehow see their future.
You want to be with that person until you die.
As a result, you choose to get married.
That's right.
You think it's natural.
But in your case, you want to get married.
You don't like anyone.
You are just looking for someone to fill in your loneliness.
But women are like that.
On the contrary, I'm a man in my forties...
I don't have a girlfriend who isn't married at all...
But if you ask me what kind of person I like...
I like someone who is cute, a little tall and thin.
I like someone who has a lot of conditions.
I don't have any conditions.
I don't know about you, but...
Don't you have any conditions?
Masuo is strict with his age.
He always says he wants to be in his twenties.
He usually says it a lot.
But I think it's sad to say I want to be in my twenties.
I want to get married, but I can't.
I told you, didn't I?
- What? - We're getting married.
- She's not married yet, and I'm not dating her.
- What I'm saying is probably the studio recording or me on TV, right?
- It's not at all different from general people's information. - So you're saying you're dating?
- No, I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that.
But in these 8 years of idol training, I had 2 girlfriends.
I didn't know any of them.
Did you have only one girlfriend?
- Excuse me, it's sudden but... - Why are you wearing blond hair?
- My older brother is getting married. - Congratulations!
- Why are you wearing blond hair? - I just wanted you all to know.
- Let's take a picture in the hallway.
- Mr. Yokoyama and...
- Mr. Yokoyama, Ms. Onkawa...
- Ms. Asahi...
- Ms. Ishida...
- Ms. Kurata...
- Let's take a picture in the hallway.
- If I get married, will you apologize?
- Ms. Kurata, are you okay?
- I will definitely get married in five years.
- Please don't bother me again!
- Don't look at me!
- It doesn't make sense for Mr. Yokoyama to do it.
- I didn't know you had an older brother.
- You look cute!
- Let's take a picture of Ms. Masanori and...
- Ms. Masanori and...
- Ms. Risa.
- Ms. Masanori and...
- Ms. Risa.
- Congratulations!
- I heard it right away.
- Congratulations!
- Ms. Masanori and...
- Ms. Risa.
- Congratulations!
Taking selfies and such, you decided it so cutely.
I thought you had just started.
No, I often take selfies and such.
It's funny.
I wonder if it's okay to upload it like that.
Do you think it's cute? Can you say it's cute?
No, sometimes...
What do you think of it?
I think it's funny.
It's funny, isn't it?
No, it's not.
Sometimes you make a weird face when you say "it's funny", don't you?
You say it once a month and say "it's cute", don't you?
You want to say it, don't you?
Usually, I say it in a variety show and say "what's up with her?"
I also say it to ordinary cute idols and say "I'm on this side" in an entertainer's stance.
But if it's only that, I don't know what I am.
If I say it, others will say that I'm abandoning girls.
When you say "it's funny", sometimes you look at other idols and say "I'm a little..."
No, it's not like that.
I'm thinking of putting in a cute one from a different angle.
A gap?
Yes, a gap.
Usually, you behave like that in a variety show.
No, I don't think like that.
I have a cute side like this.
No, you don't think like that.
You say it all the time.
Every time you post it, you say "Why are you posting selfies on Twitter?"
"Why are you doing something like an idol?"
I don't do it on purpose.
Sometimes, when we're alone, I do it on purpose.
It's a photo of me trying to be praised.
No, it's a serious one.
I'm trying to be popular seriously.
Isn't it good?
It's amazing.
Are you hungry?
Oh, you're not hungry yet.
I thought you were hungry.
I'm hungry.
I thought you were hungry.
Hey, you guys, wait a minute. Don't laugh.
I'll take a picture of you.
If you hit me in the stomach, I'll be like...
Who are you doing this for?
That's...
You're not an idol fan, are you?
Because idol fans don't do that for you.
You've seen Twitter from time to time, haven't you?
You like watching it, don't you?
Oh, I'm sorry.
Here you go.
Here you go again.
What is it?
If you say it, it might be true.
I won't let you take selfies with Serina anymore.
No.
Serina...
I didn't say it.
Serina, you're banned from taking selfies on Twitter.
I've been interested in it for a while now.
You've been interested in it?
Why?
I can't forgive you for taking selfies!
Let's do it one last time.
If I do it, you'll definitely hug me.
Selfie!
I'll do it.
I can laugh a little like this, right?
There are a lot of selfies you can't laugh at.
For example?
Waving your hand.
I'll collect all of your blogs and Twitters.
No!
I'll collect all of your selfies.
And what I hate the most is...
Ms. Nagano, please say something to the camera.
Between recording and recording, it's like this.
I'll show you the whole studio.
Wait a minute!
I can't remember.
It's natural.
How many did we do?
I can't remember.
It's like "I can't do this"
I've been bragging about it for a long time.
It's not like that.
We can't move forward just by dancing.
We can move forward.
If you can move forward just by dancing, why don't you try it?
I wish Euripe was the only one who saw me dancing.
But you can't move forward just by dancing.
It's amazing. I want you to see it.
I can move forward and backward.
Can you move forward and backward?
Can I move forward and backward?
Can you move forward and backward?
I'm pretty confident about it.
You're exaggerating.
You're not just moving forward and backward.
It's funny.
Tamagawa-san, you're with a foreigner.
Yes.
What is it?
I've already told you.
Where are you from?
I went to get a lunch box in the hallway.
Then, a foreigner started talking to me.
Yuna-chan started talking to me, too.
This is also a prank.
She told me she wanted to go to a different studio and didn't know English at all, so Yuna-chan translated for me.
No, no, no!
Did you speak properly?
Yuna-chan was like, "What's this?" and I was like, "It's fried chicken," and she kept saying, "It's fried chicken."
But the most serious thing was Saito-san's marriage.
He said he couldn't do it.
Can you all introduce him?
He's so far away. Is it okay for him at 14?
It's a little too far away.
He'll be a kid.
Also, Uematsu-san's older brother.
I thought he was there.
That's also a complete lie.
He showed me the picture.
He said, "This is my older brother," and "This is my partner."
Let's watch the wedding video.
Lastly, let's watch the congratulatory comment video.
Konori-san and Lisa-san, congratulations on your marriage!