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Fast food report competition!
Yes, I've said it all out!
What is a food report?
It's a serious food report.
No, it's a boys' report.
No, it's not!
But this is not a serious show, right?
Only stupid people gather here.
People here, staff, customers, staff members, everyone is stupid.
Are you eating strawberries again?
Yes.
I often hear about food reports.
What kind of food is what and what kind of taste is what.
A food report is a report that accurately conveys what it is.
This time, we did a simulation of food reports
based on the producer's request.
We did it with rice, miso soup and pickled radish.
It was simple.
As a result, it was a normal report until it was shocking.
What?
Will we be able to do a better food report?
I see.
The staff was also worried about it.
I see.
It wasn't bad, it wasn't good, it wasn't funny.
It was the worst.
Yes.
With that, we will explain this month's "early-release Daja report".
It's something we will do from now on, right?
An ancient food will appear from now on,
and the person who comes up with the word "daja" will raise their hands
and casually put "daja" in their mouths.
Please!
- That "daja" just now? - That "daja" just now is crazy.
If you leave it like that, it'll only get worse and worse.
For those who said "daja" that was the most "wit" today...
As a "best wit" award...
Here!
From Osaka Osho Company, free gyoza...
100 pieces!
You will be given the right to go there and do a food report.
We will do our best.
Please do your best, Nina-san.
Now, shall we begin?
Are you ready, Nina-san?
There might be something about Osaka Osho Company.
Food report competition in the midst of it.
This is the first menu of "NK Dada Report".
Yes, it's mandarin oranges.
Who can do "NK Dada Report" with mandarin oranges?
Yes, Kiguchi-san, come here and hold the mandarin oranges.
Did you somehow give it to me on purpose?
Do you have mandarin oranges?
Yes, I do.
They are in the back.
By the way, I'm in charge of quality management of "NK Dada Report".
I'm strict about it.
I'm not sweet at all.
In the first place, I don't like "NK Dada Report" very much.
Why? Why?
"NK Dada Report" makes me sick like this.
Kiguchi-san, are you ready?
Yes.
"NK Dada Report" with Kiguchi-san's mandarin oranges.
Start!
I'm in Wakayama.
I'm in Wakayama, so it's mandarin oranges.
It looks delicious.
Then, I'll eat it.
Wow, it smells good.
Then, I'll eat it.
Look at it. It's glossy.
Thank you for it.
It's delicious.
What?
Wait a minute.
What? The mandarin oranges are melted and there is no mandarin oranges.
What? What?
What is this?
Now, let's look at the other side.
It was good, wasn't it? It was really good.
No, it's just that I'm not laughing.
I told you, I'm going to be strict. Also, the choreography was a little long.
But you're not the kind of person who laughs at a joke, are you?
It's a joke that makes me laugh like this.
It's scary.
It's a pretty serious joke.
So you can go straight to the joke, right?
Well, that's right. First of all, it doesn't matter if there's a proper choreography.
It's up to you.
The choreography for the last joke was too long.
It was a serious joke.
Don't look at me like I'm an entertainer.
Look at me like I'm an idol.
No, I've been looking at you like I'm an entertainer.
It's because you haven't made any compromises for eight years that you're where you are now.
If you can come up with a joke at your own timing, it'd be great.
That's right.
Okay, then, Ojima-san, please come up with a joke using your mandarin.
I did it! Thank you for the meal!
I like the feeling of it!
Nope!
Eh, this mandarin has a good texture and if it becomes a mandarin...
It doesn't mean it should become one.
She's not laughing!
Let's go hard. I'll go hard.
Yes, let's go hard.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
I'm strict.
Then, will you go, Rurika-chan?
Yes!
It's not a world where you can laugh at others, lately.
Right?
That's true.
Is this okay?
Now, let's see Yokoyama-san's report using a mandarin!
Yes, everyone, please take a look.
The skin is very thin.
Then, I'll eat it right away!
Mmm!
This mandarin...
Even if you bite it, even if you bite it, you don't use any sweetener, but it's a sweet mandarin!
Eh?
That sweetener...
...is a mandarin.
Eh, wait!
I studied too much.
If you study too much...
Everyone is like this.
If you don't explain it, you can't say it's a joke.
Let's continue.
Go ahead, Yurina.
Go for it, Yurina!
I'll go with a different voice. Should we change the topic?
Let's go, Flares. Please give us a report using mandarin oranges.
I put my hand out and I was like "oh, I have to close it, what should I do?" and I was worried about it and I hit it.
Be careful, everyone. If you put your hand out directly in front of me, I'll close it.
I was worried about it and I hit it.
Please do your best, everyone.
I'll be strict.
Do your best!
Who can do it with chocolate?
Yes!
Yes, Kiguchi-san!
Can I?
Now, let's go!
Kiguchi-san's dacha report using chocolate!
Please!
Yes, Yokoyama-san's dacha report using chocolate! Please!
We're just helping you out here!
Let's do our best!
Good luck, Tin-chan!
I'll do my best!
Tin-chan, you did a food report on this show, right?
I see! I'm looking forward to it!
Now, let's see Miyake-san's report using chocolate!
It's chocolate, isn't it?
You're wearing it.
No!
It doesn't have to be a name, but it includes chocolate like cacao.
What should we do? Kiyoko, shall we go?
Yes!
Go for it! Go for it!
Go for it!
Let's go. Kiyoko, please give us a report using chocolate.
Do you want to eat chocolate? Then I'll give you chocolate.
No, it's the same.
Now, let's go in.
Kamagawa-san, please give us a report using chocolate.
It's not that I'm wearing it, it's just that I'm not wearing it.
Rice, rice, rice, yes.
Food, food.
Could it be someone who has chocolate?
Can you do it?
Goto-san, please use the chocolate to do the report!
Okay, I'll eat the chocolate.
What does "top" mean?
The word I wanted to say was "top"...what was it again?
"Top" was a completely different word.
So you don't have to be particular about ice cream, you can use any flavor you like!
That's right!
Right now, everyone is being tied up too much.
Like vanilla essence or something like that.
Please use it wisely!
I feel like we're moving around in a small space.
Alright, let's go!
Alright, Micaela!
I want it from a different angle.
Alright, let's go!
Micaela's "using ice cream" Dada Report, please!
Alright, let's go!
If you come from that angle, you'll end up laughing.
Alright, next!
Great!
Someone who can do it!
It's funny, but you have to laugh honestly.
This is hard...
Alright, Ojima-san!
She thinks about it a lot.
She's amazing!
She's a traitor, isn't she?
She's getting nervous.
Alright, let's go!
Ojima-san's "using ice cream" Dada Report, please!
My boobs are 200g! 200g!
That's too much of a joke!
Ice cream doesn't matter!
You can do it without ice cream!
That's no good!
But I think it's good that you tried to do it in such a wide field of view.
So, do you want ice cream or not?
I want it! I want it!
For now, it looks like you're all alone.
Oh no!
Ice cream doesn't matter!
Oh, Miyake-san!
Alright, let's get started!
Please report on the food using Miyake-san's ice cream!
Itadakimasu!
Your sense of humor is effective!
What? My sense of humor?!
The chair, Micaela's "ah, chair" pattern was simply weakened, but the system remained the same and the joke became weaker.
It's difficult!
The next meeting is this!
I don't know! I don't know if I can do it with curry or not!
Yes, Ito-san!
But you should say more and more!
I don't know what you like!
Now, let's go!
Yes, Ito-san, please use your curry to do it!
Yes, curry! Turo-curry!
Even if you say it's like this, it's not like this!
Even if you say it's simple, there's a lot of things.
Like spices.
Even elementary school students can do it.
Like spices.
Right? There's a lot of things.
Right? Pork curry, beef curry, chicken curry...
Please say a lot of words.
That's right. There's also tuning.
Yes, anything is fine.
There's also tuning.
Yes!
Yes, let's go!
Mr. Tagashi's report using curry, please!
Wow! This white rice looks like curry!
Tagashi's report using chicken curry, please!
Wow! I'm getting goosebumps!
Chicken eating chicken curry!
The plate is sticking out!
Be careful! You can't close it!
If you say "dajale-pon" and close it with a bang, it'll have a nice sharp taste.
Please! Let's be particular about how you end it!
Yes!
Yes, Ojima-san!
Now, let's go. Ojima-san's Daja...
Uh... Daja report using curry, please!
Let's eat!
Mmm! This roux is very delicious!
Roux, thank you for the meal!
It doesn't matter at all.
I said "delicious" in English, but is it wrong?
Well, it's not perfect.
It's getting better.
The way of thinking is getting softer.
Miki is amazing!
It's been a while since I heard your name, Ruru.
If you can't say it, we'll change the menu.
Let's change it!
We'll change the menu!
The word "Ruru" has a new meaning and it's getting better.
The next menu is...
What is it?
Saito-san!
Yes!
Alright! Let's go!
Itou-san, please give us your Dada Report using your ham!
Hi! I'm Itou-ham!
That's why...
Let's go with food in one shot!
Food Report!
Let's do Food Report for now!
If you say anything, anything will happen!
It's nothing!
It can't be helped! It can't be helped!
Yes, Yokoyama-san!
Now, let's go!
Yokoyama-san's Food Report using ham!
Please do it!
I cut a pig and made it!
I entered from such a place and actually cut a pig and made it.
In that sense, I feel betrayed.
Isn't it?
Yes, Kiyoku-san!
Now, let's go. Kiyoku-san, please give us a report using your ham.
Yes, this ham is good. Actually, I bought a hamster recently.
If it was similar in the beginning, it might have been okay.
But, as expected, it was a little similar in direction to Micaela-san's.
Thinking about it like that, Micaela-san's probably had more impact.
Can't I do it?
It's getting more and more difficult.
You might think it's that pattern.
It's that pattern.
It's the same pattern, but you just have to go past it.
Yes, yes.
You just have to go past it.
What should I do?
Someday, someday this will be for you guys.
Really?
Now, let's go.
Ojima-san, please use your ham to make a record.
Ham... I'm using ham.
What is it?
Ojima-san!
Since you're here, I feel like you're back at the start.
Are you okay?
Do you have more menus?
Yes, we do.
Thank you!
It's okay, it's okay.
If you experience it here, you won't smell like this outside.
That's right.
Really?
I'll turn my heart into a demon.
When I was an MC outside, I didn't smell like this either.
The next menu is this.
Banana.
Now, banana.
There's a super famous one.
Yes, a super famous one.
I'll say it.
Say it.
Yes, yes.
Yes, Kikuchi-san.
Say it.
Now, let's go.
Kikuchi-san, please use your banana to make a record.
Here I go!
Earlier you said that you know how to do it, right?
If you didn't say it and just did it normally, no one would think you would do it.
Did you do it?
You came all the way here and did it?
I said it and thought you would do it.
If you didn't say it and just did it normally, it would be fun.
It's a shame.
Goto-san can eat it, chimpanzee can eat it...
That's right.
It can slip and there's a lot of things.
Let's go, Goto-san!
From now on, let's go with our mission.
Let's go.
Goto-san, please use your banana to make a record.
Even if we talk, we're still friends, right?
Thank you for the food.
Next up...
Furuha-san, you didn't say it, right?
Furuha-san, you still have two chances, right?
Furuha-san, please use your banana to make a record.
Have you been eating bananas lately?
Let's go. Tamagawa-san, please use your banana to make a record.
Is it a dolphin?
You're making fun of me.
It's a dolphin.
It's not a dolphin. It's a banana.
A banana?
It doesn't matter.
Takahashi-san.
I'm scared.
Let's go. Takahashi-san, please use your banana to make a record.
I love it.
Yes, Miyake-san!
Now, Miyake-san's Dada Report using bananas.
Dada Report using bananas, please!
It was a pretty risky gamble, but you lost that gamble!
I tried my best!
If you had a little more time and a little less bananas, it might have been interesting.
Go home? Go home?
Is it the last one?
It's the last one.
What?
So far, only two people have cleared it.
Next up is this!
Let's go! Ojima-san's flow report using pudding!
Ojima-san's... pudding-using...
Ojima-san's pudding-using flow report, please!
Miyake-san's pudding-using flow report has been approved in this case.
"Dajare" is profound!
I didn't say "dajare"!
It's not "dajare"!
Shall we decide the first place?
Can I decide it?
Yes, please.
This time, the winner is...
Micaela-san!
Congratulations, Micaela-san!
Somehow, Micaela-san, from an unexpected angle, fell down and laughed.
Ojima-san, you're amazing too. There, you often do it again.
That's completely an entertainer's technique!
Normally you don't do it like that.
I'm quite nervous.
I saw it a little. When you gave me one, you said "No, I don't need a spoon anymore, give me one more."
Don't tell me to stop!
I see!
Will you do it?
You covered me up!
Amazing!
As expected of you, Ojima-san!
At that point, even if I didn't make a weird mistake, I was going to give you one and let you clear it.
Ah, I'm happy! Thank you!
It's embarrassing!
I'm happy that it wasn't a mistake.
Micaela-san won brilliantly!
Amazing!
As for the gyoza...
Yes!
Go to Osaka Oshio-san's shop and ask for a food report!
But in reality you can't say "dajale"
You can't!
You have to say it seriously
So everyone, unfortunately we can't clear it today
How was it, everyone?
Dajale was difficult!
Kikuchi-san, you're really depressed, aren't you?
What's wrong?
It's like...
I think it's the recording I haven't been able to do recently
She's really depressed!
In the first place, dajale is difficult!
That's right, dajale is difficult
But when you raise your hand, you have to be prepared for it
I'm scared of dajale too, so I won't raise my hand
That's all for today
Speaking of which, can idols do a food report?
This has been the fast-forwarding dajale pose for the food report competition!