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I edited it completely for fun.
This scene is really awesome.
MORI COLLECTION 2013!
We edited it completely for fun.
This scene is really awesome.
MORI COLLECTION 2013 is about to end in 2013.
When we investigated what director MORI was working on, we found this VTR disc.
This is a MORI COLLECTION 2013 disc that MORI-D chose with his own personal sense and made only for personal enjoyment.
This time, we finished 9 people last time.
We will look at the remaining 14 people in order from now on.
Maybe they will look at things that we don't notice.
Maybe they are the most core idol fans.
The fans are very happy.
"There you are!"
I feel like I'm in a strange place.
It's "two", right?
Can I look forward to it?
Yes, please.
He's full of confidence.
This time we have young members.
I didn't miss Mori's Moriscope even though there were so many young members.
Moriscope is hard to miss.
Now, let's take a look at the first collection of Mori Collection 2013.
Here it is!
Wow, Choshu Collector!
What an amazing performance!
It's true!
I can only see Choshu Collector from behind!
Hey, Goto-san!
If you're together, you can do it.
Yes!
Please do it together!
That was interesting.
You like Mori-san's tears, don't you?
Personally, I like your laughter, too.
Maybe you have similar hobbies with me?
There are quite a lot!
This time, the walkers came in like warriors.
Why am I the only warrior who came in like a fool?
It's because you move!
You want to deliver as much as you can, so you stop.
It's all about welcoming.
You have a lot of variations.
If you do things like this, you'll really get scolded by JJ.
I'll scold you later, JJ.
No, you can't!
You'll get involved next time.
Is that so?
Let's keep this show a secret for JJ!
Be proud of yourself and say it!
"I do idol activities."
But you said it first!
"I do idol activities like concerts."
And Kaede-chan!
That's interesting!
It's strange that Mori-san has been doing idol activities so far.
I realized that she came here only for her hobby.
That's why you changed your job.
Kaede-chan, you were doing other activities as well, right?
Yes, I was.
What kind of activities did you do, Nagano-san?
When I was taking selfies.
What did you do?
I don't know. I can't even imagine what happened in my memory.
I see. I see.
That's true.
And Kurata-san.
I don't want to look back at my past.
Are you thinner than you were back then?
No, I'm not.
How much thinner are you now?
I don't change that much.
You don't change, do you?
But back then, I was at my peak.
Once you had a competition with Uematsu.
"I'm going to lose weight!"
How much thinner have you been since then?
Back then, I lost weight and won against Uematsu.
But after that, I've returned a little.
In the end, you're not thin.
That's right.
Is that so?
I've rebounded.
It's not the time for you to talk about gravure in a magazine.
I haven't seen it yet.
You were impressed by that picture, weren't you?
That's right.
Isn't your size the same as yours now?
No, it's not!
I don't think it's the same.
I think so.
And there was a difference of opinion.
No, there wasn't!
I don't have an opposite gender, but...
Oh, I don't fit in as long as I exist.
She doesn't have an opposite gender.
I didn't have one at all.
It's not for you to see, it's for me to see.
Everyone noticed it but you didn't really touch it.
Seriously it's not there?
It's not there at all.
So you're not really into Ito-san?
No, it's not like that.
I'm sorry, but Gocchan's stuff is great, too.
On the contrary, I was like, "Why is he touching a can like that?"
So, on the contrary, you like alcohol?
That's true.
That's quite a hobby, isn't it?
As a snob.
I'm sorry about that.
I wouldn't leave that behind, either.
It's because it's you, Mori-san, that I left it behind.
Ito-san's stuff...
Even when you're drunk?
Huh?
You're not even into Mori-san?
No, I'm not, either.
You're not into him, are you?
Ushino-san has been around for a while now.
In terms of shows...
Like "Murder Case"...
You were into it, weren't you?
But you weren't caught by Mori-san, were you?
Probably not.
That's harsh.
It's really your hobby, so...
If it's for support, I'll think about it.
But it's really your hobby, so...
People who aren't there are just...
I'll do my best to get in this year.
Ojima-san...
Ojima-san's jokes...
For three years in a row, they were all about death.
It's true, isn't it?
That's true.
Ojima-san's jokes made you stand out.
Thank you very much.
I'll do my best.
But "goki" means "tears", right?
"Tears" and "goki"...
That's true.
Everyone was crying.
They were crying.
They were being cornered.
There was a lot of pressure...
For a project called "goki"...
To have "goki" in it...
It was like, "oh no, oh no!"
Those tears...
You cried a lot, didn't you? You cried the most, didn't you?
No, but at that time, we were really junior members, so we went in first,
but in the morning, they kept telling me, "you have to do kendama, you have to do it today,"
and I practiced a lot, and I couldn't do it, and I thought, "it's botsunzu!"
You were crying a lot.
"You can't do kendama?!"
I thought I had to do it again today, but I couldn't...
I've never seen you say you couldn't do it.
That's Kiyoko's... it's like Conan's face, right?
That's right. And also, like, things don't go well...
Kiyoko's thoughts don't go well, and I thought it was botsunzu.
No, it's not like that!
In general...
In general, things don't go well, or you're embarrassed about something, but you don't say it out loud.
That's right!
Now, let's look at the next collection.
I wonder what it is!
Oh, thank goodness!
It's a little...
Right?
It's a little different, isn't it?
It looks like it, but it's pretty strong.
It's complicated when you come in now.
When you come in here, you see, it's fluffy now.
It's a scene for the two of you.
It's already over, so I'll give you 5 hours for the camera, so please go to the camera.
I don't want to be a slacker!
Eh, I'm happy!
I didn't do it!
Here!
Yes!
Okay, then. Hat Man, please!
Yes!
So, you want me to do it one more time?
It's past that point. There's only one chance left.
That's right, that's right!
Wait, it's really like...
That's right, when we were laughing at the Hashimoto sisters' conversation,
they suddenly stood up and I was surprised!
I've never seen that kind of seniority in a variety show!
You get teased and that's it, right?
Even if you're teased, you want to leave a result!
And you'll be fine next time!
That's why I think, you get upset when you're being teased, and that's why you get upset when you're being teased, and that's why you get weird, right?
Why do you get upset like that?
Even when you're being teased, you're like that.
It's more interesting for you to be like that.
Wow, that's amazing! How did you feel objectively?
Well, it's true, it's annoying.
Yeah, I wonder if that's how you say it.
What is it?
Everyone is nervous, but I'm a little nervous.
Stop it!
It's hard to see it on TV.
It's a new character, isn't it?
It's not a new character, but I'm thinking positively.
I'm not saying anything weird right now.
I wonder what it is.
I wonder if I should go to a university hospital for research.
I wonder if it's like this.
It's like this, right?
It's really similar to Go-chan!
Really?
Isn't it really interesting?
Yes, so...
The vectors are the same, but they're different in nature.
You quietly place it like this.
Like this, you leave a weird notice.
Scary, scary, scary, scary!
What is it? A notice?
A notice!
I see.
No, no, no.
The first scene was really shocking.
It's like, "I want to be nervous."
I see.
You're a pervert.
And then there's Sekiya-san.
That's also Sekiya-san's work!
It's a masterpiece.
But...
It's a life work.
But since then, I've done a lot of impersonations of Espar-san.
Espar-san's impersonation character has appeared.
It's like that.
It's like impersonating a real talent.
It's like that.
Mika-chan's tears are also there.
That's right.
Now...
Up until now, all of the members...
Well, some of them weren't there, but...
We've seen it all!
"MOON COLLECTION 2013".
Since you made this disc as a hobby,
could you return it to Mori-san as it is?
I see.
What will you do about it?
Since it's Mori-san's work...
I don't want it.
Looking at this...
I don't want it!
While drinking alcohol...
I don't want it!
If you don't want to return it...
Yes, we don't want it.
If that's the case...
We'll have to have a match.
This person!
Who is it?
In other words, this person is just clumsy.
Today you will succeed, right?
Because that is just a coincidence, right?
I won't say it, I won't say it.
Now, please decide the representative of idling.
Who will compete with you?
The one who hasn't appeared yet.
I see, the one who hasn't appeared yet.
Karen-chan.
Shida-san, will you go?
Yes.
Hattman will use 3 cards and do magic.
Out of 3 cards, 1 card will be the Queen of Hearts.
Hattman will shuffle these cards, so please guess where the Queen of Hearts is.
Yes, understood.
Are you ready?
Then, Hattman, please.
I'll never wear a hat again.
I'm sure of it.
Oh, you're showing it now.
It's the same, isn't it?
Oh, is it okay?
Is it okay?
Well then, Ishida-san, please choose one!
This one!
What? I'm normally succeeding.
I thought it'd be funny if you all failed, but you're all just succeeding.
You're all just learning.
But this is amazing.
I mean, wow, wow, wow.
But for real, for real, please succeed again.
What do you mean?
Here it is.
Now, while we're at it, we'd like to give this DVD back to Mori-san!
Mori Collection 2013!
Huh? But there's no seeds or traps.
Huh?
- You're right... - It's gotten better, hasn't it, Huckman?
Huh?!
- No way, that's impossible! - Yeah.
- I took two of them and showed them to you. - No way...
- Oh, is it that simple? - I've never heard of it!
- We're super stupid!
- Isn't that super primitive? - When I see it, I'm like "Wow, that's amazing!"
- When I see it, I'm like "Wow, that's amazing!"
- Cancelled!
We practiced a lot in rehearsal.
About 10 adults gathered here and said "it's okay, it's okay".
We were expecting a little failure, but we were able to do it seriously.
Thank you very much for today.
Thank you very much.
If you look at it for a while and there is an interesting scene, we may not notice it.
Thank you very much.
Rema-san, thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
If there is anything else, thank you very much.
Yes, that's all.
We edited it completely for fun.
This scene is really the best, so it was "MORI COLLECTION 2013"!