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This scene is really the best!
"Mori Collection 2013"!
This is how we did it.
That's right!
We wanted to do this from the beginning.
This is the only thing we haven't talked about, so we'll do it today.
When we plan for "Damashii", we usually have everyone call us and say "what is it?"
Today, I'm really saying it.
We're really doing this.
That's right. It's a new pattern.
This time's plan is...
"Mori Collection"!
What is "Mori Collection"?
First, please watch this video.
Even after work is over, Director Mori doesn't try to go home.
To find out what he's doing in the staff room at night,
he sets up a surveillance camera.
The staff room is as usual.
Excuse me.
Good morning.
After work, the ADs go home one by one.
At the desk, the ADs and Director Mori are still at work.
It's not over yet.
I don't have a battery, so I think I'll stay the night.
Good.
That's good.
You can go home now.
Sometimes...
Yes, sometimes...
What the hell is going on?
Mori is editing something.
The surveillance cameras have been recording this for a long time.
A few days later, the staff of the show looked at his desk to see what he was editing.
And they found a lot of "nuki" written on the drawer.
Are you okay?
Don't "nuki" me.
"Nuki" is the removal of necessary parts for making a VTR.
He did this in the staff room from time to time.
I hate "nuki".
I hate it. I really hate it.
They immediately checked what "nuki" he was doing.
Most of them were things that can't be shown on idol programs.
But there was only one thing that could be broadcasted.
It's a video that Director Mori chose for his own enjoyment.
It's "Mori Connection 2013".
What kind of video is being broadcasted there?
From now on, from idol show broadcasted in 2013, we will watch Mori-D's personal favorite VTR.
This is 2013, "Zokitto".
Because of the mosaic and you said "zokitto", I was surprised.
"Zokitto" was done only by me and Kikuchi-san.
I didn't do anything!
What do you like about Mori?
Please come in, Mori-san!
Mori-san, what do you think of this year's collection?
This year's collection is also our main work!
Let's take a look. I'm sure you're all curious about it.
Let's take a look at each member of IDOLiQ in 2013.
VTR, go ahead!
Here it is.
Thank you very much.
Idiot, I didn't say that.
But I've lived under one roof.
I'm not stupid.
The answer is...
A DVD of "Madoka Magica" that Serina borrowed went somewhere.
During a conversation with Nagano, when Kikuchi Ami, number 16, talked to her, number 20 said...
And Ami-chan, who's now in new high school...
During dance rehearsal, she checks her pose through the mirror to see if number 9 is okay or not.
Number 16, Kikuchi Ayaka, shamelessly appeals that she got sleepy during rehearsal.
Ayaka's face is the face of love when her face condition is the worst.
You stretch your face, don't you?
Yes, I do!
Sakai-san, what do you think of Mori-san?
Yes, I was thinking of doing one impersonation, but there are more and more.
I see, you're doing a lot.
Isn't there too much difference in scale?
It's for me, so it's fine.
I see, I see.
It's for you to show off.
Umekon! Umekon is like this!
You're like a criminal!
It's like you're in a news program in the evening!
I didn't make it in time.
I did something bad after I filmed it.
As for Yokoyama-san, you look like you're having fun.
I'm embarrassed.
Um, how do you say it...
The Yokoyama that's staying high up...
is enjoying his ugly appearance...
and drinking sake.
I see, I see.
It's rare.
It's rare, isn't it?
Ah, Tomoka-san's ugly appearance...
was that bad, wasn't it?
We don't realize we're doing it here...
when we see your ugly appearance.
You're really doing it, aren't you?
It's not like I'm really doing it...
but I noticed it myself when I saw it.
At first, you were like this, weren't you?
But after you started being teased by everyone...
your ugly appearance has completely changed.
It's like a business ugly appearance.
It's like "what about my ugly appearance?"
I want to show you my normal ugly appearance...
so I'll do it one more time.
She laughed and poked me in the face.
That's not fair!
There's no one like that!
What else was there?
Nagano-san!
The tears.
Since then, I really hated Mori-san.
That's true.
That's a precious material that Nagano-san kept crying about.
A precious material.
To be able to deliver that kind of look to the audience, I thought it was the best.
If we thought about it like that, you'd be the one who lost it!
It was thanks to you!
It wasn't because you did it!
It was thanks to you!
Who else was there?
Oh, Tamota-san.
Looking at it like this, it's nice.
I didn't know Mori-san was really into Sakachi.
That's true.
I think there are staff members like that.
That's right.
Anni and Okoyama-san aren't into it at all!
No, it's not like that.
I see.
I was taking care of Mori-san.
That's right.
Taking care of her?
How do you say it?
Be careful of what you say.
I was taking care of her like I was taking off her clothes.
I'm sure that was used just now as well.
"Be careful of what you say."
It's going to be used next year.
Let's move on.
Let's look at the next Mori Collection.
VTR, start!
Oh, you're late.
Here's the next question.
If you were to put an idol group in the next zoo, who would it be?
Please answer quickly!
Ah, no! It's not about appearance or anything like that!
It's a male pig, right?
No! It's a female pig!
We don't broadcast girls' reactions every year!
That's right!
It's not something you repeat over and over again!
But it's amazing, right?
Even though it's a male pig!
It's amazing, right?
It's really funny, isn't it?
It's amazing that you keep making it up.
I feel like "what am I doing?"
No, no, Kikuchi-san, you're suited for it.
No, no, you're suited for it.
I don't need to be suited for it or not suited for it.
I don't have a chance to cheer for it.
It's a face you don't get to see in other shows.
I see.
Watching it alone this time is really a blast, isn't it?
That's right.
Um, Kikuchi-san's second one...
His first and second ones fall down after doing it,
but the second one is just doubling up with the one in the back.
I see.
So I was like "ah, let's do it again."
I don't know!
What is that?!
There's a way of enjoying it.
There's a way of enjoying it, isn't it?
I'm looking forward to it.
But Kikuchi-san, it's good, isn't it?
It's not like you're addicted to it or anything like that.
You're addicted!
Kikuchi-san, you have quite a range of things you're addicted to.
The way you're addicted is different from the other staff members.
That's right.
And Miyake-san...
Yes?
That was amazing.
Kii-chan...
My juniors are scared of it, and I'm really tired of it, and I'm not treated like an ordinary person,
and it seems like it's someone else's project,
but if Mori-san was happy about it, it would've been great.
That's right.
That's right!
That's right, that's right!
That didn't come up on the map!
What was it like?
It's similar to what Yokoyama-san said earlier,
but I think the viewers love ugly Miyake too.
I've never seen her like that!
That's right, that's right!
"Ugly"?
So if you're watching this now, Mori-san, you're just an ugly pervert.
Is that okay?
That was also delivered to me in the middle of tea, and I thought it was really good.
I see.
I'm going to make fun of you again like this.
That's nice.
I've never seen Miyake-san like that.
Natto is really impossible.
Natto is impossible?
I've never seen her look like that.
You can't even get close to a natto shop in a supermarket.
Isn't it only natto in that pack?
But it's not like there's a pack in it, it just comes out of the pack!
It's impossible for me to feel like that's natto.
Tachichibana-san.
Yes, yes.
That's legendary.
Why do you like dirty things and things that aren't funny at all?
Tachibana-san sold a lot with that project.
She made a name for herself with that project.
She made it this far with her nosebleed.
That might be true.
Tachibana-san herself is funny.
When she was singing "kimi wa naiteiru ne?",
Masuo-san suddenly started nosebleeding.
She was hiding it from me.
I had to deliver it to the viewers as soon as possible.
You really had to do it!
I had to deliver only the nosebleed so that the song wouldn't get in the way.
It looks like fun.
It really looks like fun.
It's shining.
But I'm glad we did it.
That's true.
Even if we thought about why we did it, it would have been better if we left it for Mori-san.
It's for Mori-san's sake.
It's for my sake.
That's right.
That female pig declaration is boring.
I don't know what it means.
That's true.
That's interesting.
I'm curious about the second half.
It's been a while since we saw Mori-san.
That's right, that's right.
That's true.
That's right.
I'm curious about the second half.
That's right.
It's only been a while since we saw it.
I only make mistakes.
You don't have to worry about that.
That's right.
If you think about it, you might like it a lot.
If you don't like it, it's over for you.
It's amazing. You're shaking a lot.
It's like you're stepping on poop every time you walk.
In that sense, it's your personality.
I have a personality?
That's right.
Is it a good personality?
I don't know if it's right or wrong, but...
I'm a little scared of giving it back.
But it's getting more and more like a character.
It's the coldest place in the universe.
Isn't there such a world?
It's not in the galaxy.
It's fun.
That's right.
This is the second time I've dropped it.
We analyzed their characteristics.
When they're being teased like this,
normally they'd be like "wah" and they'd say it like that too.
They'd be like "wah" and at the end,
they'd say something weird like "poro" which is a little off.
Everyone would be down but at the end, they'd punch in a weird way.
This is their voices.
They'd go through and stand out.
And everyone would be like "wah" and they'd be like "oh"
Maybe they have a mission that they have to say something.
"Since we're here, we have to do something."
We really like that.
Please don't.
I'm scared.
They might like Mori-san a lot too.
I'm looking forward to that.
I'm really looking forward to that.
That's right.
By the way, this time we'll broadcast it in two parts.
That's right.
Next time, we'll watch it from Okawa-san's perspective.
I see, I see.
Who could it be? What could it be?
What could they like about Mori-san?
I really don't know.
Is there anyone who thinks they like Mori-san a lot?
There isn't!
There seems to be.
We were like, "Ah, Erika, you're into him, aren't you?"
Even though Erika wasn't there, we talked about Erika for about a year after graduation.
You talked about him for a long time, didn't you?
That's a lot of energy.
It's good to have love.
Does it mean you talked a lot?
Was he close to you?
He was the least talkative one of us.
He's been talking for 7 and a half years now.
So you don't get along with him?
We don't get along.
It's like good luck money and bad luck money.
That's all for now. We edited it completely for fun.
This scene is really the best.
"MORI COLLECTION 2013"
What kind of scenes will appear in the next episode?
Please look forward to it!