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This program is for girls who are growing up as idols.
"IDOLiNG" airs every Thursday and Sunday at 8pm.
Let's introduce "IDOLING"!
It's brought to you by the members of ABO.
Okay! Everyone, please give us the title call!
You should have done it better!
Eri, what did you say? I can't hear you.
Eri-san said...
Let's do it as it is.
We won't do it as it is.
Why?
We have to do it properly.
It's no fun to do it for fun.
Did you hear that, Saito-san?
I didn't hear it.
What kind of project were you going to do?
I don't know.
For fried egg, do you put sauce or soy sauce?
A or B or C or D or E or F or...
We talk about it.
Isn't it a Showa program?
As a chat, right?
As a chat, it's exciting, but we won't do it on TV now.
It's 2014 now.
So, what we'll do today is this!
Emergency plan! Did idling lose their shame? Which one is embarrassing?
Yes, everyone, according to the production staff,
the recent idling has lost the shame that an idol should have,
there are many voices like that.
That's not true!
It's not embarrassing, is it?
That's weird!
But in fact...
You admit it, don't you?
No, no!
But idling may be normal,
but the plan that the writer who recently joined in proposed in a meeting is
"It's too late, but idling should try an idol-like plan!"
That's right.
The public's perception of idling is like that, too.
It's like that.
So idling doesn't seem like an idol at all, right?
Well, well, it can't be helped.
Well, you're probably used to punishment games, too, right?
That's right.
To be honest,
even if you're ugly, you can still do it, right?
No, you can't!
You don't have to look like you're disgusting.
You can just do it like a comedian.
For example, you can do it like this.
And then you can do it like this.
That's not right!
You can do it like a comedian.
That's not right!
You can do it like this.
I want at least three leaves.
At least three leaves.
Why do you say that?
Because you're idols.
So you want to know what's embarrassing, right?
I want to know.
From now on, on this board,
you'll see "embarrassing" A and B items,
so please raise your "embarrassing" tag.
There are 11 of you today, but you'll split up, right?
So, for those of you who are a minority,
you can actually do something embarrassing.
You can see what kind of person you are.
You can confirm it.
Let's see what's embarrassing about being an idol.
I don't think the fans want it.
That's right!
I want you to show it.
I think it's a life mistake.
Of course, don't worry, I don't have many of them.
I'm going to compare them and see which one is more embarrassing.
Do you understand?
I can do anything.
By the way, if all 11 of you raise the same card,
the one who wasn't chosen will do it.
All of you?
You said you weren't embarrassed.
That's right.
So basically, the one who wasn't chosen will do it?
That's right.
Which one is more embarrassing?
A. Sudden oily chicken. B. Slap. Face width measurement.
You can't say it! You can't give us a hint!
The one who's embarrassed should do it!
That's right, slap.
The one who's embarrassed should do it.
The one who doesn't like it should do it.
Which one is more embarrassing?
A. Huge oily chicken.
You mean the face, right?
That's right.
You can't just suddenly slap and talk.
I don't know why, but I've never gotten a gift from a fan before.
I don't really care.
You think you're a big shot?
I don't care.
We'll announce how many centimeters your face width is right away.
I see, you can compare it.
That's right.
Okay, here we go!
Which one is more embarrassing, A or B?
Three, two, one, go ahead!
It's broken!
That's why B's face is so thin.
There are only 3 people with oily hair.
The one who chose B is safe.
If you're an idol, you don't have to worry about your face size.
You're small, so you say that.
I said it honestly, but I think it's disgusting for you to raise your head when you're small.
I see.
Before I tell you...
"What's going on?" I said in a low voice.
And Ruka-chan measured my face and said, "That's not important."
No, it's not!
Please listen to me, everyone!
What do you mean?
I said "That's not important" after I wiped my face like this.
I said, "Oily hair doesn't matter."
But I like to compete with my face here.
You like to compete with your face here?
Yes, I like to compete with my face here.
What's wrong?
If you do like this...
Why is it so different?
No! No! No!
Use face spray and stick it on your face.
It's a little bit on your face.
Which one is it?
Remember it.
Which one? Is there one on the back?
Which one?
The shiny one.
The shiny one?
I think it's shiny.
Well, it's fine.
How much does it weigh?
Is that what it is? Did I get it wrong?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'll fix it when I'm done.
Wait a minute, I made a mistake, I made a mistake.
This is amazing.
I bought this when I bought croquettes at a butcher shop.
It's not bad, right?
That's right.
But you were singing just now.
Now, let's see which one is more embarrassing!
Now, the eyelash curler...
When you do your eye makeup with the eyelash curler,
do you use it to recreate this orangutan-like face?
Or do you use your mouth to recreate your biggest fart in your life?
I'll say it myself, but you guys are farting anyway, so I'd like you to recreate the biggest fart you've ever made.
I don't know!
This might be a little difficult.
What do you think of when you curl your hair?
It seems like it.
From a man's point of view, it's normal for a woman to curl her hair, but I think it's similar for me.
Personally, I like girls' faces when they curl their hair.
Please show us girls' faces when you curl your hair.
I'm sure it's different for everyone.
There may be people like this, but I'm sure there are people like this.
Okay, let's go! Which one is embarrassing?
A or B? Which one?
Three, two, one, go!
Because it's recognized.
It's the biggest ever.
Hii-chan, please change your pose.
Be serious.
You can't look like you're sorry.
Well, it's up to the recipient.
Is this okay?
If you do this in front of everyone, it's not funny.
It's not funny.
Thank you for doing this.
It's embarrassing.
Let's go to the next match.
Which one is more embarrassing?
A. Suddenly checking between the thumb and index finger of one's foot, B. Suddenly being pulled out by the camera.
And B. Suddenly picking up tax money, let me touch how much tax money you have on your waist.
Let's go!
Which one is more embarrassing? A. Suddenly checking between the thumb and index finger of one's foot, B. Suddenly picking up tax money, let me touch how much tax money you have on your waist.
-Don't hunch your stomach, please. -Where?
-If you think she is hunched her stomach, you should immediately touch her thumb and index finger of your foot.
-Do you want a double topping? -Yes. Can I say one by one?
-I don't think "umeko" exists. -Hold on, hold on, hold on.
(Buddha)
Ah!
- No! - I'm sorry!
- No, it's not! - Unexpectedly...
- Yumeko, no!
- No, it's not. It's not in my mouth. - She's raising her forehead.
- Her forehead is closed. - Her fat is...
- Oh, my. - Yes.
- I'm a little relieved that Ruka-chan is behind me.
Umata-san is the last one.
Is she the main dish?
Is my belt okay?
No, it's fine.
Your belt is all tied up.
No, it's not!
Only your back is beautiful!
It was in Haraduru, wasn't it?
I have muscles.
Your back is amazing.
It's hard, isn't it?
It's hard!
My back has been broken recently.
It's hard!
It's hard! It's really hard!
It's not hard at all!
Ah! It's hard!
OK, Asahi-san.
Surprisingly, everyone is old.
Well, Asahi-san is...
Asahi-san is...
Asahi-san is a man, so...
Ah! It's hard!
I said it's a woman!
It's kind of firm.
Because you're handsome.
I'm not handsome!
You're handsome.
I don't have any muscles.
Thank you very much.
Here you go, Gami.
It's raining!
- Sometimes you lose weight quickly, right? - That's right, but you gain weight quickly, so...
I see.
- Surprisingly, everyone is quiet. - Yeah, is it because we're dancing? - Yeah.
- But it's there. - No! - No, it's not. - Ami-chan is the most... - I knew it!
What's with the gloomy face?
Her arms are amazing!
She's eating a lot.
This part is amazing.
She's a middle school student, isn't she?
She's over 20 years old.
She's not embarrassed at all.
She's proud of herself.
"Thank you."
"Yabako, did you buy it?"
"Yes, I did."
"It's thin!"
"It's thick!"
"Yes, it is."
"It's amazing."
"I'll be your back up."
"Everything is ready."
"This is the most important part. The bottom."
It's finished.
But it's closed around the waist.
I see, I see.
What is this?
What is this with everyone?
This is embarrassing.
Is that it?
There's one more, right?
Let's do one more. The last match is this!
This is the second round of the tournament.
Soft, wide face.
Yes.
Let's go.
Which is more embarrassing, A or B?
3, 2, 1, go ahead!
It's revealed!
It's revealed, isn't it?
Three people, right?
B has one, two, three, four people!
With that said...
The person chosen by B will have their life's biggest fart reenacted!
I can't remember which one was the biggest.
Which one?
That's something you have in your head, right?
You were trying to choose strictly!
That's why I don't know.
I see. So you don't like the width of your face, right?
I don't like it.
I see. I see.
Then you might be able to use it in the future.
That's why we're doing this survey today.
What?!
You might be able to use it in the future.
Let's have them do it.
Yes.
Poops, the biggest poops in life.
Let's have them do it one by one.
Anyone is fine.
Let's start with Nagano-san.
I'm curious.
What size is it?
I'm curious, it's a little big.
Please do a serious poop.
Serious.
It's when you're at home.
Ah, I see.
I'll do it normally if it's at home.
I'll do it.
Is this okay?
It's okay.
Wait a minute, what size is it?
One, two...
It's suitable for a gay person...
It's so embarrassing!
It's not only about reality...
It's about reality...
Miyake-san will be last...
Miyake-san is last...
Then let's go with Miyake-san!
Yes!
You do poop, right?
Miyake-san's poop...
Yes...
Then Miyake-san, please remember the biggest poop of your life and poop it out, please!
No, I like this one better, I like this one better.
I'll do it properly, I'll do it like this.
Please do it realistically.
Will it come off?
I'll do it.
It's not embarrassing. There's no reason for me to do it. I can do it all.
So, next is the last match.
There's no more, right?
So, this is the end of it.
I can't remember the feeling of embarrassment.
It's embarrassing.
I'm embarrassed.
I didn't do it before, so I feel like I'm doing something.
I'm embarrassed, but I'm doing it naturally.
Isn't it weird not to do it?
Why don't you do it?
I think the most embarrassing thing is doing a fan request.
I think doing a fan request is the most embarrassing thing for you right now.
You're doing it in front of me, right?
I hope we can do it again soon.
That's it for "Which one was the most embarrassing game?"