AISubs v3.5
This stage has a lot of enemies and you have to be careful not to get hit by any of them.
Now, let's start "Idol News" special. I'm Masato. Nice to meet you.
I'm Serena. Nice to meet you. I'm Maito. Nice to meet you.
This program is for girls who are growing up as idol singers.
"Idol News" airs every Thursday at 2:45 p.m.
Please watch it.
Now, let me introduce "Idol News".
Now, we will end this program with these members.
But first of all, everyone!
2013 is coming to an end.
How was 2013 for you?
- We tried our best. - We tried our best, but...
Nagano-san, how was 2013 for you?
It was full of fun memories...
Stand up for a moment, please.
What's wrong with you?
Somehow, all of you were looking back at 2013 and continued it, weren't you, Nagano-san?
We did.
- We did, didn't we? - No, no, no!
What's wrong with you, Nagano-san? Don't shake it for granted!
No, no, no!
We don't have a script. We just listen to you and move on.
But each of you has your own story.
Sometimes people ask you if you have a variety of stories.
Don't let your guard down.
Also, don't make a face like "Why are you stepping on me?"
- No, we don't! - No, we don't!
No, we don't!
It's because you want to talk with the members who don't talk much.
- It's because you want to talk with the members who don't talk much. - That's right.
It's because you want to talk with the members who don't talk much.
You've done it many times, but what's with you?
What's with you?
- What's with you? - What's with you?
Don't try to make a good point of things.
What's with you?
Don't make me say it.
It's coming out of nowhere, isn't it, everyone?
I'm sure you've had a lot of things going on.
If you were able to stand out from the majority of the elderly in this year...
It's got to be Kikuchi-san, doesn't it?
- You're right. - That's true.
I watched it a lot.
It was really good.
It's good for us too, but it would have been better if we had a TV.
It was hard for me to turn it off every time I found it.
Why didn't you turn it off?!
Let's watch it.
You were doing your best.
Mr. Hikuchi, did you notice?
He's not in this studio right now.
That's right.
But he's on TV.
He's not in this studio, but in a certain place.
Let's watch it.
Isn't it scary?
It's like we're sleeping.
Let me explain what this is about.
Yes, please.
Yes, please look at this.
This is actually Kikuchi-san's schedule for December this month.
You can see it here, right?
The special edition "Rush" of the year-end and year-end magazine.
Wow!
We've been doing idol live rehearsals for a while.
For a long time.
On the 14th.
And on this side as well.
Well, for a few days.
Well, for a little while.
And on the 23rd.
It seems like you're taking a break from time to time.
But you're still standing up.
And yesterday...
It was Hitoshi Matsumoto's "Slippery Story".
I see.
It's over now.
You've had a really hard schedule.
I know.
I know you're tired.
I'd like you to take a break for 30 minutes of this recording.
That's why you're sleeping in the rehearsal room.
I see.
That's very brave of you.
You're having a ceremony.
I'm a little scared.
I'm scared.
So, please tell us what we're doing today.
Okay, let's go.
Don't wake up, Ami-miki one-shot game
Okay, so...
We're going to have a challenge in the rehearsal room where you're sleeping now.
This challenger is already waiting for you in front of your rehearsal room.
Shall we call him?
Okay.
Are you ready?
Let's do it.
This is the challenger.
He's so big.
He's amazing.
He's just a big guy.
As expected, Uematsu-san is finishing it up.
He's the most popular idol right now.
As expected, he's finishing it up for this award.
Uematsu-san, please take care of me.
Please take care of me.
But there's an anime over there.
From now on, in the rehearsal room where Kikuchi- san is sleeping,
please try not to wake up Kikuchi-san.
Please look at this.
Please challenge the items written here.
Everyone is looking at this, right?
This time, idol groups will be divided into odd and even teams.
In each order of each team,
Uematsu-san will be asked to choose the next challenge.
If Uematsu-san can do it without waking up Kikuchi-san,
he will receive points according to the challenge.
I see.
In each team, each team will receive a total of 6 points when all 6 challenges are completed.
By the way, the winning team will receive a nice reward.
Please enjoy it.
So you can choose the same challenge as many times as you like?
That's right.
However, if Kikuchi-san wakes up in the middle of the challenge,
he will lose to the team that woke him up in the middle of the challenge.
So no matter how many points you get, you will lose.
Please be careful.
By the way, what happens to Kikuchi-san once you go to sleep?
He doesn't wake up.
No matter how noisy it is, he goes to sleep.
He usually sleeps in noisy places like the dressing room.
He doesn't wake up in small places like that.
It's true that he's tired now.
He's been making you sleep for over an hour now.
I went to bed early this morning.
I see.
I think it's good.
I see.
Please go ahead.
How much will you be blamed for?
I see.
There's a lot.
100 points!
100 points for Uematsu's three-point law.
Before you wake up, let's see if Uematsu-san can do it.
It looks like it's going to be difficult.
Please do your best.
Let's start with the numbering team.
Which one will you do for the first challenge?
I don't know what deep sleep is like.
Let's go with the one with the lowest difficulty.
Ten points.
Stretching your sleeping mouth.
This is really scary.
Please say it.
Stretching your sleeping mouth.
Uematsu-san, "Stretching your sleeping mouth."
Please do your best.
I'm fat but I'm worried about you.
Stretching your sleeping mouth.
What is this situation?
Stretching your sleeping mouth
The blanket is pulled a lot.
It might be dangerous than you think.
Are you okay?
Stretching your sleeping mouth.
Do your best.
It's not falling.
Kikuchi-san is not awake. Success!
Uematsu-san, can you come out for a moment?
Uematsu-san.
How is Kikuchi-san's condition?
He is sleeping soundly.
Can you still do it?
I can do it at all.
You can do it at all, right?
I can do it at all.
You can do it at all, right?
I can do it at all.
It's quite quiet, isn't it?
Okay.
Uematsu-san, please be careful.
Okay.
Next, Goose Team.
Yes.
What should we do?
But you said you can do it.
You said you can do it at all.
What is "stretching your sleeping mouth"?
Like this...
Uematsu-san, can you do it?
It depends on where you do it.
But the point itself is low.
Not like this.
I'm not sure if you can do it at all.
I can do it! I can do it!
You can't do it!
This time...
This time you need to consider how fat Uematsu-san is.
I want to go higher than 10.
Yeah.
How about 20?
I want to take off my nose hair.
Nose hair?
Because Uematsu-san wants to take off her nose hair.
Huh?
Uematsu-san wants to take off her nose hair?
Uematsu-san wants to take off her nose hair, right?
I can do it.
But it'll be funny if you say "eh".
Because it's new.
It's new.
Yeah, it's new.
By the way, if you take off Kikuchi-san's nose hair, I'll give you 1000 points.
If you succeed.
If you succeed, you succeed.
Okay, let's go.
One, two...
AB Uematsu, raise your arms five times!
You can do it?
1, 2, 3...
AB Uematsu, raise your arms five times!
So, Uematsu-san, raise your arms five times, please!
I can't do it!
You can't do it!
I'm scared!
I can't do it!
Now, how is it?
Where is it?
It's under the pillow!
It's there?
I can't do it!
I'm nervous!
I'm scared!
I can't do it!
I'm fat, so I can't do it!
You can do it! There are two more times!
It moved! Are you okay?
It didn't wake up! You can save it! There are two more times!
You did it!
This team gets 20 points!
You can save it!
By the way, if you do push-ups 10 times, you get 30 points.
No, no! That's too much!
25. Push-ups 10 times, you get 25 points.
But you'll stop in the middle, so you'll eat some time.
But I want to see you take off your nose hair next to Ami-chan.
Can I add one more thing?
This is...
What are you looking forward to?
In Kikuchi-san's room, in that room, if you do push- ups, you get 45 points.
Push-ups!
It's push-ups!
No, it's not!
If you can take off your nose hair and land well...
Because dancing is a good step, right?
But it's only one step, so...
If you can get off in an instant, you can get off in an instant.
Instant?
Can you do it?
If you can't do push-ups, you're out.
Instant.
Instant push-ups?
Can you do push-ups?
But you're losing right now.
That's right.
Or you can imitate a bird.
What is that?!
What kind of point is that?!
That's...
Because you're an adult.
Because you're an adult...
45...
40!
But if you open your eyes like that, it's over!
It's over!
But Amemi always sleeps in a noisy place.
What about that?!
When Amemi sleeps in a noisy place, her eyes open a little.
Her eyes open a little.
But...
When you're adults and everyone is noisy, you don't wake up, right?
You don't wake up.
For example...
It's not a strange sound.
It's more of an environmental sound.
For example...
In the fridge...
Uematsu-san said "mmmm"
Uematsu's "mmmm" is...
Uematsu's "mmmm" is around 7 o'clock.
It's "mmmm", don't worry, you'll hear it.
If you wake up, the game is over.
It's okay if you don't hear it.
It was like a fridge, right?
It's okay.
I heard it myself.
I see.
It's a little long, isn't it?
I got it.
It's a 70-point guess.
Here we go.
Uematsu's "mmmm"!
So, Uematsu-san!
Can you say "mmmm" right there?
mmmm
Uematsu's "mmmm"!
It's okay if you say it once, right?
It's okay if you say it once.
I'm counting on you, Uematsu-san!
Uematsu-san!
Uematsu's "mmmm", please!
Uematsu's "mmmm" is around 7 o'clock.
It's sideways, it's sideways!
You can't say it at all, you can't say it at all.
Scary!
Is this okay?
It's okay!
It's close!
Don't wake up!
It's close!
It's cold!
70 points!
How about Uematsu?
I don't want to go to Uematsu anymore!
Instead, I want to go to Uematsu high tide port with the same 70 points.
Is Uematsu high tide port okay?
Say it for the first time!
Please say it!
One, two...
Uematsu high tide port!
Uematsu, can you go to high tide port for a while?
It's close! It's close!
Uematsu, can you go to high tide port for a while?
Please!
It might be higher than you think.
You don't have to make so much noise.
It's close! It's close!
You don't have to make so much noise.
Is it okay?
How about it?
70 points!
This is bad!
One point!
The three-point shot rate is about to go down!
How about a fastball?
A fastball?
How many points for a fastball?
Forty-five points.
Forty-five? Is it that low?
About sixty points.
Let's go with an air ball.
Let's try a fastball in the hallway and see how it goes.
Minotsu!
Yes?
Can you show me your fastball?
My fastball?
Yes.
What are you doing?
"Debu no Sokuten" is really funny!
Are you ok?
It's hard! It's hard!
But you know that floor over there?
It's not a board, is it?
It's a carpet, right?
That's why you didn't drop it.
But it might be quite risky.
What about "Denguri Gaishi"?
Oh, "Denguri Gaishi"?
Can you show us "Denguri Gaishi"?
Ema-san, "Denguri Gaishi"!
Can you show us "Denguri Gaishi"?
In front of you, "Denguri Gaishi"!
In front of you, like this.
Are you ok?
It doesn't hurt, does it?
My back really hurts.
Can you do it?
From the back!
From the opposite side!
From the back!
Be careful of the mic!
Please!
I'm tired.
Go!
Oh!
50!
Is it 50?
From the back, it's 50.
From the front, it's 50.
What's your score?
My score is 60.
I think you're going to say anything.
It's hard.
Is that so?
I'll give you a score.
What do you think, Neoxen?
I'll definitely give you a score.
Really?
Was it okay for you?
It's scary.
It's close, but...
I'll give you a score.
Please decide.
One, two...
Uematsu and...
Yes, Uematsu.
Do your best!
She's tired, but...
She's preparing for it, so it's okay.
She's tired, but...
She's playing with it.
She's tired, but...
At this moment...
Next to a sleeping talent...
There's a fat lady.
That's her score.
It's close!
It's there!
Be careful, Uematsu!
By the way, it's a fat lady's score.
Please decide.
Do your best!
So, how is it?
Correct!
It's good, isn't it? You dropped quite a lot, but somehow you got it.
You got 60 points, so you have 140 points now.
Now, the remaining time is getting shorter and shorter.
That's too high.
But you definitely have less energy now.
You're more excited now.
I want to see your high score, too.
I'll try to get a high score from the beginning.
Can you do it?
But, Ami-chan, you don't make a sound.
You make a sound when you're touched.
So, you might be able to make a sound.
If you can do it, I'll give you a high score.
Not 5 o'clock?
If you can do it, I'll give you 8 o'clock.
Can you do it?
Uematsu-san!
Uematsu-san! Can you do it?
Wait a minute.
Is it serious?
It's too high, isn't it?
You can't make a sound like this.
Why are you laughing?
Think about it!
It might be more interesting if you do it 100 times.
Do it 100 times!
It's because of the length of the shirt.
80cm?
80cm.
If you do it seriously, it'll be faster.
I'll do it a little more seriously.
I'll raise it 80cm.
This is a successful length of the shirt.
I want to see it on the stage.
Let's do it.
One, two...
"Gallery" is booming!
"Gallery" is over!
Idols will dance!
Let's do it.
Do it seriously.
Listen and do it.
Do it closely.
Do it seriously.
Makuramoto no Yakari
That's good.
Isn't it a little far?
Let's do it more seriously.
It's okay if you raise it more.
It's okay if you raise it there.
Please do it.
Staging
Please do it.
What kind of music is this?
Do it more intensely!
What is this video?
Goodbye!
(Singing)
What is this?
(Singing)
What is this?
(Singing)
It's wide.
It's wider than I thought.
(Singing)
It's fine at all!
(Singing)
It's loud.
(Singing)
What is this?
(Singing)
Wait a minute.
We were too scared.
We should have said more.
Was it 80 points?
80.
Yes.
80 points was quite amazing.
But it didn't happen at all.
So we should have blamed it more.
Yes.
So that's why...
Yes.
The smell of your hair.
40 points.
Or you could have touched it.
I want you to touch it.
Blame it.
Or...
That's 300 points!
You can't put it on!
Put it on! Put it on! Put it on! And pause for 5 seconds.
Put it on your head like this and...
Put it on your head and pause for 5 seconds.
What are you doing?
What are you looking at?
If you get up, you're out! If you get up, you're out!
We're losing.
We can do it! We can do it!
Can you do it?
Yes, we can do it!
Yes, I understand.
Then...
Ready...
AD! Uematsu! Put your butt on your earlobe and pause for 5 seconds!
You can do it!
You did it!
It's complicated, isn't it?
I don't like it!
What about this?
If you can't get up with this, you can do anything!
You can't get up! You can't get up!
You can't get up!
But you can pause, right?
We're used to that! Amemi-san is used to it!
Can you pause while sitting on your butt?
But...
You can't sit down!
You'll crush your head!
That's an important part!
Which position will she be in?
Do your best! Keep it up!
She's measuring it.
How is it?
How is it? Can she do it?
5 seconds! 5 seconds!
Will she push it up?
Will she do it?
It's not over yet!
Come on! Be brave!
My legs hurt!
I can't hold it!
Sit down!
I did it!
It's okay!
You can do it, Uematsu!
You can do it!
A little more!
Is it over?
It's over!
5, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5!
This is bad!
If it's like this...
If it's like this, then...
This time...
We'll put Uematsu-san's glasses on her mouth.
This is 500 points.
But there's also a minus point.
If we're going with a touching game...
Uematsu-san's...
Feet...
To the tip of her nose.
It's not like you're trying to win.
You just want to do it.
That's amazing.
That's way more points than a butt.
Right?
That's 600 points.
Feet...
To the tip of her nose.
Feet...
To the tip of her nose.
Put it on for 3 seconds.
Decide on an item...
And call it out loud.
AD Uematsu's feet...
To the tip of her nose.
AD Uematsu's feet...
To the tip of her nose.
AD Uematsu's feet...
To the tip of her nose.
3 seconds!
- That's right. - That's right.
- This... this... I wonder how it will turn out. - It's so fun!
- First of all, we're keeping our distance. Keeping our distance. Keeping our distance.
- We're measuring forward. Measuring forward. Measuring forward.
- We're measuring forward. - No way!
- We're looking at each other's condition. Looking at each other's condition. Measuring forward.
- No way! - Yes.
- What a cute girl! - Now...
- I'm sticking it on the sanitary napkin. I've stuck it on the sanitary napkin.
- I'm sticking it on the sanitary napkin. - Now...
- Which foot should we go with?
- We'll go from above. We'll go from above. - What's this word?
- It's a risky choice.
- Now, is it there? Is it there?
- Left foot.
- You can crouch. You can crouch. You can see your feet. You can see your feet.
- If you get there, please pay for it.
- If you get there, please pay for it. If you get there, please pay for it.
- No way!
- If you get there, please pay for it.
- Now, go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead.
- Is it there? Is it there? How is it? Is it there?
- Oh, it's not there. Oh, it's not there.
- What are you doing?
- What's this?
- It's shaking. It's shaking. It's shaking.
- Oh, it's there. It's there. It's there.
- Is it there? Is it there? Is it there?
It's there! The guard is in! The guard is in!
The opponent's guard is in! The opponent's guard is in!
Now, change this guard!
Now, this guard...
Do your best!
Sit down!
Put your hands like this and put only your legs like this.
First of all, you need to stabilize your body.
You need to stabilize it.
You don't know what you're going to do.
Do your best!
The guard looks a little tight.
Do your best!
It's difficult!
My legs won't go up.
Do your best! Do your best!
Now, slowly...
Can you put your legs on the pillow?
If you do it slowly, you won't be found out.
Do your best!
A little more! A little more! A little more!
A little more!
Is it there?
It's written! It's written!
Now, the guard...
The hidden guard is still there!
The hidden guard won't go down!
The opponent's guard won't go down!
The guard won't go down! Do your best!
Go! Go!
Find it! Find it!
Find a good position! Find a good position!
Find it! Find it!
It's okay! You can do it! You can do it!
You can do it!
As usual! As usual!
Do you want me to move my hands?
Ah, but I'm scared of your hands.
Are you okay with that board?
Do your best!
She did it!
Endure it! Endure it!
Endure it!
Do your best! Go! Go! Go!
Okay, go!
Go! Go! Go! You have more courage!
You have more courage!
Did you get it? Did you get it? If you did, say it!
You got it! You got it, didn't you?
Ah, you got it?
You got it, didn't you?
You got it?
Go! Go! Go!
Ah, you got it! You got it!
You got it! You got it!
If you did it, say it! If you did it, say it!
I don't know when the next guard will come up!
Now! The guard is down, so say it!
The guard is down, so say it!
Now is your chance! Now is your chance!
Your opponent likes you! He likes you!
Open your face! Open your face! Open your face!
Go! Go! Go!
You did it! You did it!
What did you do?
You did it! You did it!
For now, let's say good morning to Uematsu's Kikuchi-san.
Good morning.
What are you doing to me?
Kikuchi-san, you were really good at sleeping.
Good morning.
Good morning, Kikuchi-san.
Good morning.
How was it? Did you sleep well?
I slept well.
I'm glad you slept well.
I can't speak.
It's true.
Wait, what is this?
What is it?
What is it? What is it?
Since you're usually busy, I thought I'd wake you up and give you this.
We were all watching you, Kikuchi-san.
You don't have to be so formal.
This is my treasure.
Wait, what is it, Uematsu-san?
What is it?
Uematsu-san, you have something.
Oh, it's nothing. I was watching you so you can sleep soundly.
Thanks to you, you were able to sleep soundly.
I was able to sleep soundly, but there was something in my nose at the end.
What?
There was something in my nose.
It wasn't a dream?
No, no, no.
It wasn't a dream?
I've never seen a dream like that.
There was definitely something in my nose.
Please check what you have in your house.
What? In my house? I'm scared.
Alright, Kikuchi-san, thank you for your hard work.
Thank you for your hard work.
Is it okay?
Thank you!
And so, the winning team is...
We won! We won!
That was fun!
We did our best!
We did our best until we got cramps!
This was... this was...
This was really fun!
We want to do this again in the future, so we want you to work harder!
Work hard and work a lot!
It was really fun!
It was fun!
There's a lot of things we haven't done yet, right?
There's still a lot!
I think we're taking it too seriously!
Now that I think about it, we were really serious about this!
We were serious!
We were really serious about this!
That's right! We were really serious about this!
No, no, no, no...
It's like... I felt a little light-hearted...
That's right! We just wanted to win and watch it!
It was fun, wasn't it?
It was fun!
That's all for now!
Hurry up and let your boredom fall asleep!
This has been Kikippatsu Game!
Kikippatsu Game, goodbye!