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Everyone!
November 28th is...
You know it, right?
It's Masudo-san's 38th birthday!
Happy birthday!
1, 2, 3!
Happy birthday!
It's Masudo-san's 38th birthday, right?
Right?
Oh my!
I didn't know you'd be late!
It's the happiest thing for a man to have his workmates celebrate for him.
Thank you for coming today!
Thank you!
Anyway, Masudo-san! Please look over there!
Wow!
To celebrate Masudo-san's birthday, we've prepared a big kusudama!
Wow!
This is bigger than a 70-year-old kusudama!
Yay!
A 70-year-old kusudama has a handle!
Thank you for coming today!
Thank you very much!
Yes!
But!
We can't end it yet!
Who is it?
Before we end the kusudama, there's one more person who wants to celebrate Masudo-san!
Who is it?
Wait a minute!
I'm sorry!
Wait!
I'm sorry!
Wait a minute!
I'm sorry!
I forgive you for being cute!
It's a shame you can't do it today!
It's Masudo-san's birthday!
I knew you'd come!
Okay!
Let's welcome that person!
Please come in!
Wow, that's amazing.
Isn't he really cool?
He looks like Kaibara Yuuza.
Please say something.
Masuno-san, happy birthday.
Thank you very much.
I've been working with you for a long time, so I'm very happy.
This time, A.D.'s Masuno-san, who has been taking care of us from day to day,
wanted to celebrate it no matter what.
Yes, yes.
The staff and I thought about it and came up with this project.
Let's have a look.
Masuno Shoku Bakarizumu's 38-year-old birthday special project.
A.D. Uematsu's "38 Sausages".
Congratulations!
Wait a minute.
I don't quite understand it yet.
You want me to celebrate my birthday, right?
I've always had a table here, so I thought I'd sit here.
Masuno-san, please stand up today.
Am I a cheater today?
You're a cheater.
Oh, so you're going to celebrate it, right?
Yes.
You want to celebrate it, right?
I want to celebrate it.
I'm not going to eat the sausages.
I'll eat them.
Um...
That is how it is expressed.
Um...
Up to now, we have been talking about how much he likes sausages.
But he loves them anyway!
Yes.
Uematsu-san loves them.
Yes, you are right.
So he can eat as many of them as he wants.
He has always been doing that even during conferences.
Yes, yes.
This time, you want to celebrate your birthday with a lot of sausages.
Uematsu-san, what does celebrating my birthday with a lot of sausages mean to you?
That's right.
Does it make you happy?
Yes, it does.
It makes me happy.
I can't eat it.
Uematsu-san, you said you would eat a lot of your favorite sausages for my birthday.
Yes, that's right.
There are many candles for different years, but for this year, we want you to eat a lot of sausages for different years.
Candles are usually lit for birthdays, right?
Yes.
Why are you brushing your teeth?
What's the meaning of it?
Idols are cheering for you with all of their strength.
It's my birthday!
Why are you cheering for me for my birthday?
Uematsu-san, you're cheering for me with all of your strength.
That's what makes you happy, isn't it?
I don't know.
Uematsu-san, after eating 38 sausages, you're going to break this ball and celebrate with me.
I can't break it until I finish eating it?
No, you can't.
Really?
Uematsu-san, you're going to eat sausages this time, but you chose this course yourself.
It looks so good!
Even among the sausages, only the ones Uematsu-san likes are selected.
It's not just fun, is it?
What's "yobi"?
It's just "yobi", but I don't think you'll be eating it this time.
But we've prepared "bokubitsu" for you.
I can eat it today, right?
Yes, you can eat it.
I can eat it, right?
Yes, you can.
While we're cooking the sausages, I'd like to ask Sakai-san and Miyake-san, who are particularly good at cooking, to take their positions.
Uematsu-san, please take a seat as well.
Huh? This...
I'm not that delicious today.
Uematsu-san, I'm sorry.
This time, it's about 20 minutes from the beginning of eating to the end of the show.
What is this?
Out of these, 38 will be eaten!
Uematsu-san, is that okay?
Yes!
Yes! Then let's do it!
Ready, start!
Do your best!
Uematsu-san! Uematsu-san!
Yes, it's cooked, it's cooked.
It's been 5 minutes!
It's my birthday!
It's really delicious!
What is this?
How does it taste?
Is it good?
It's my birthday!
Is it your favorite?
Yes, it's my favorite.
It's my favorite.
What is this?
Do your best!
They finished eating in such a short time!
I want to eat more!
Add more ketchup!
It's not the time to change the taste!
Shaoxing wine, one left!
Isn't it too fast? If you start drinking it all of a sudden...
You'll have trouble in the second half!
Shaoxing wine, you've finished five bottles!
Next up is...
Altabierenden!
Altabierenden, five bottles!
It looks so good!
How is the taste of Altabierenden?
It's the best!
Is it the best?
It's perfect!
Is it hot?
Excuse me, can we have something to drink?
Can we have oolong tea?
Yes!
Can someone help with the ice cream?
Please bring the tea!
It's not like we're drinking something to drink!
This is Basmo-san's birthday plan, right?
That's right!
I can't get out of it at all!
You can do it, Basmo-san!
I can't get out of it at all!
That's too fast!
Isn't it too fast?
You'll have trouble in the second half!
Currently, seven bottles have been finished!
The eighth one is...
Altabierenden!
Mika-chan!
Yes!
Next up, bring it!
I'll do my best!
Do your best!
Hurry up!
Altabierenden will soon be finished!
I'm hungry!
Next up...
I can't get out of it!
Next up is...
Yatsujiro's boneless frankfurters!
Please give me some rice!
It's not rice!
Rice! Rice!
Wow!
It looks so good!
How does it taste?
Next is "Gotenba Kougen Arabic Pork"!
This is only the twelfth one!
Only 17 minutes left!
Wait! Wait!
You're still eating it!
Huh? You look sad.
It's good.
It's good?!
You look sad!
It's good?! It's good?!
Why are you sad?!
It's hard to tell from your expression.
It's good!
It's good or not good?!
The texture is...
It's too early for "Yakiniku" sauce!
You should have said "mustard" for a while!
It's back!
How is it?!
It's good!
What is that?!
I'm getting hungry!
We want to eat it!
Is there any other good food?
If it's not food, it's not good!
That's right!
I'd like to know the difference between "sausage" and "kougen"
"Gotenba Kougen Arabic Pork" is my hometown...
I used to eat it a lot in my hometown.
Is that what you're saying?!
I can't taste it!
16 minutes left!
The next winner is "sausage"
I'm getting hungry!
I'm getting full!
Next winner!
Who's next?!
sausage
I'm done!
Next winner is "sausage"
sausage
It looks so tasty!
There's more!
more
There's still some time left.
There's still time.
Just don't go when you're not full.
There's still 15 minutes left.
I think I'll be full soon.
I'm still trying to deceive myself.
Emma-san, I'm telling you, there's no way we'll end without eating today.
You know my personality, don't you?
It's a little hot.
Would you like some fried tofu?
How does it taste like when it's aged?
I can't eat it anymore.
It's so good that it's aged.
Isn't it terrible?
I have to say it.
The pace is too fast. 14 minutes left.
It's better to give up now.
I think it's better to go with momentum.
Yes, yes, yes.
Next is "Shinken Urakawa" which is a long sausage.
It's not because I asked for it, it's because it's long. There are three of them.
What's special about it? It's long.
It's cute.
It's one of them.
There are more?
It's long.
Which one?
The German one.
I see.
It's the real one.
Can we eat it again?
Yes.
Let's taste it first.
There are a lot of fatty things.
Tea, too.
I'm full, but it's about the taste. I'm getting used to the taste.
I'm going to make you feel refreshed.
Do you care about the costume?
It's cute!
I've never seen it before.
It's cute.
It's not "I love bakarizumu".
It's a little different.
I love bakarizumu, so I'm going to eat a lot of sausages.
But I like sausages.
Come on, come on, come on.
You have to eat it.
What's that face?
It's cabbage.
I thought it was this one.
It's really kurakawa.
Try this cucumber.
It looks delicious.
Go for it!
Is it that hard? It looks delicious.
I want to eat it.
You're just eating what you like.
That's right.
What's so hard about it?
Don't eat too much cabbage.
Just enough to refresh your mouth.
Let's go.
There's still 10 minutes left.
There's still 5 minutes left.
Wait, there's 0 minutes left?
Your face...
Are you happy now?
You have a bitter look on your face.
You said you could do it no matter how many times you do it.
You should be able to do it.
I can do it.
You can do it, right?
There's still 12 minutes and 11 minutes left.
There's still 11 minutes left.
If I do something like this on my show, I hope I don't make you hungry.
You can do it.
I'm a serious eater, so I'm a little...
Huh?
Are you okay?
If you open your mouth wide, you'll be in trouble.
If you open your mouth wide, you won't be able to eat.
That's right.
You should say it once.
There's 11 minutes and 21 minutes left.
That's good.
Half of it is too easy.
16 minutes and 17 minutes.
It's just starting now.
Next up is the second round of Shao Wei battle.
Let's go.
The size is small.
Is the taste different?
You should eat it at the store.
What is it?
Is there a difference in the sauce?
The store.
Is there a difference in the sauce?
Is the taste different?
I'll put my hand in it once.
I'll stick it in and eat it.
I'm sleepy.
I'll put my hand in it once. It calms me down.
There's only 10 minutes left.
It's the best.
It's delicious and it's the best?
I'm so happy and it's the best.
That's why you look like that.
You look like that because it's delicious, right?
Don't put it in.
There's only 10 minutes left.
There's only 10 minutes left and there are 16 of them.
You can do it.
It's a little long.
You can't put it in.
You're being spoiled now.
You're being spoiled.
You can't leave any choice.
You have to eat it quickly.
You have to swallow it.
You're conscious of it.
You can't be conscious of your stomach.
You have to concentrate on what you're doing here.
You look like that.
That's right.
You're conscious of being forgiven somewhere.
That's why you look like that.
You have to push yourself more mentally.
That's why you look like that.
There are only 9 minutes left.
You can do it.
Feelings are not the goal. Feelings are obvious.
It's a game of whether you can make it in time or not.
You have to cheer for her.
You can do it. You can do it.
Let's go for mustard.
Asahi-san, please cheer for her.
Please cheer for her.
If you cheer for her, you can eat it, can't you?
I didn't realize it. I've been cheering for her.
Asahi-san, please cheer for her.
"Mustard" is not a horror movie.
It looks difficult. Are you okay?
To be honest, I want you to cheer for me.
Don't you feel tired?
No, I don't feel tired at all.
You don't feel tired, do you?
No.
Don't you feel tired when you cheer for someone?
No, I don't feel tired at all.
How about you, Sato-san?
Do you have anything new?
No, I don't have anything new.
You are not a new genius.
Can you do it?
It's my first time.
You don't know, do you?
Kaite-chan, please cheer for her.
You are a genius!
You don't know, do you?
I'll ask Endo-san about it.
I think about it every time.
I'll ask Endo-san about it.
I'm nervous.
Go for it!
You should cheer for her and go for it.
I'll ask Endo-san about it.
You can do it, can't you?
Well, Yama-chan, for what do you call me like that?
To eat me?
Because I'm stupid?
Yuna-chan, you too, do your best.
Besides that...
Besides that, from Kato-san to Asahi-san...
Asahi-chan's hat...
Please put it on Yama-san!
Well...
It's a little...
It's a little jittery, but...
Asahi-san, please put it on Yama-san!
Alright! Here we go!
One, two...
Yama-san!
Yes! Yama-san!
Yama-san!
Eat me! Yama-san!
One, two...
Yes!
(Applause)
Alright! Let's go! Let's go!
There are only four sausages left!
Yama-san! Yama-san!
This is still hot!
Bring it here! Bring it here! Bring it here!
It's still hot!
Bring it here! Bring it here!
Next is "kunseiya".
It's a sausage called "kunseiya".
Wait, there's really ten more!
But if you really eat it like this, it's cool!
Seriously, it's the best!
There are only ten...
Hey! Hey! Yama-san!
Hey! Yama-san!
(Applause)
Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
Why? Is it okay to cheer like this?
Well, I don't know why, but...
I don't know why, but...
I thought it was like "Hey, you guys!"
I was surprised.
I mean, Kikuchi-san shouted...
I was surprised.
I was really surprised.
Sometimes, when we shoot something,
we can find painful students.
I thought "Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!"
Please say hello.
Masuo-san was really surprised.
I was surprised.
Wait! Wait!
Please take that.
Pre-order! Pre-order!
Yes! Pre-order!
Please take this!
Pre-order!
Please take this!
Take it! Take it!
What is it? What are you doing?
Three! Three!
What are you doing?
Pre-order!
Six left?
Hey! Hurry up! Hurry up!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
What? What?
Is it discounted?
Smokers! Smokers!
Hurry up! Take this! Take this!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Pre-order! Pre-order!
Where is it? Where is it?
Six left!
I'm about to cry!
Time is running out!
There are only four minutes left!
What?!
What did you say?
Masuo-san?!
I'm about to cry!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Pre-order! Pre-order!
Hurry up!
How many minutes left?
4 minutes! 4 minutes! 4 minutes!
Give me that! Give me that!
That? That?
Hurry up! We don't have much time!
What?
What's with that cool face?
Eat it!
What's this? What's this?
What's this?
It's being counted! It's being counted!
Don't count this, please!
It's being counted! Don't count that!
Don't count that!
Hurry up and eat it!
Eat it!
Hurry up and eat it!
Time's up!
Uematsu!
3 minutes left!
Hey, Hiki-chan, can you hold that for me?
Uematsu, you want to celebrate, right?
Yes, yes. You have to eat it in the end!
You have to eat it in the end!
In the end!
We don't have much time!
Hurry up and sign the program!
Hurry up and eat it!
If you end the program like this, it's the worst!
Really!
Uematsu, hurry up and eat it!
Hiki-chan, you can do it!
Uematsu, you can do it!
What's your favorite sausage?
It's quite rare!
Sausage!
You have to swallow it!
Gumtape! Gumtape! Gumtape!
Don't swallow it! Don't swallow it!
Immediately remove the fork!
2 minutes left!
Don't pick it up! Don't pick it up!
2 minutes left!
4 minutes left!
Don't pick it up!
You decided it, didn't you?
Do what you decided until the end!
Do your best!
One more! One more! One more!
One more!
Last one! Go for it!
Go for it!
It's over!
Go! Go!
Show me your manliness!
It's coming out!
Eat it! Eat it!
She's eating it with her cheeks!
Go for it! Go for it!
You can eat it! You can eat it!
You can eat it!
Go for it!
Happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Matsuno-san, happy birthday to you!
Thank you!
So, Matsuno-san, how did you like it?
Yes!
How did you like it?
Well, Uematsu-san, for my heart's sake, I'm really happy for you to be able to do this much for me.
Let's blow out the candles!
Yes!
Happy birthday!
I'm so scared! I'm so scared! What is it?
Thank you! Thank you, everyone!
Wow!
Thank you! Thank you, everyone!
Wow! What is it?
What is it?
It's amazing! How did you get it?
Yes, I got it!
Even though it wasn't in time, you helped me out in the end.
It's about to fall!
What is this?
Wait a minute.
What is this?
This is really funny.
Awesome!
What is this?
It's my birthday!
That's right!
You were about to say "V Matsuda" just now!
V Matsuda-san!
There's no "that one" in the happy birthday party!
That's true...
How was it?
In the sense of being able to do as much as you like, it was a very happy birthday for me.
I was able to see a side of you that you can't see very often.
That's right!
Congratulations on your birthday!
Thank you!
Don't be so stable!
That's the best way of saying it!
V Matsuda-san, how was it?
Congratulations!
Since you were able to celebrate me like that...
I'm very grateful for that.
Congratulations on your 38th birthday!
That's all for today!
V Matsuda's 38th birthday party special!
Congratulations on your 38th birthday, ladies and gentlemen!