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I'm Idling and Wishy-washy idiot Masudo! Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you too!
This show is about Idling girls who are growing up as Idols.
This show is broadcasted every Thursday night at 8pm on Fuji TV.
Let me introduce you to Idling!
Masudo-san, you only have one and a half month left this year!
You only have one and a half month!
It's too early for that!
Let me tell you what we are going to do today.
Can you leave that kendama here for a moment?
What is this?
You brought a toy!
You said you would do it this time!
I believed you!
What are you going to do?
You said you would do it this time!
I have never bought a kendama in my life!
You said you would do it this time!
I won't buy it!
Please don't do it!
You didn't practice and you got scolded by Futashi-san!
I want to do it seriously even when we are playing!
But you are crying in the show!
It's frustrating!
We will recover it!
How much do you like kendama?
You didn't let us do anything in the show!
Well then, let's move on.
Botsung 2013.
Is this our only Botsung?
We do it once a year, don't we?
It's everyone's Botsung.
Lamu-tan! Lamu-tan!
Why are you crying?
It's not like that!
B-because...
This time, Goki and I will fight, won't we?
What are you talking about? Why are you crying?
These aren't sad tears, they're angry tears.
What are you crying about? What's happening?
Goki and Neo will fight, won't they?
They won't fight.
I thought they would fight.
I really wanted to beat Neo, but the reason for that is...
Neo can't clean up his dressing room.
He always cleans up his bed bottle that says "Ram 30 something".
That's why, today...
I'm going to get back at you!
What's wrong with you?
So that's what you were thinking?
So you were thinking of hitting the ball with that thought in your head?
What's wrong with you?
Neo can't clean up his dressing room.
He always says "Look at me!"
What's wrong with you?
You always want to beat Neo up, don't you?
What's wrong with you?
No, I like this kind of stuff.
So you always want to beat Neo up, don't you?
You always want to beat Neo up, don't you?
What's wrong with you?
Neo, I've emailed you before.
I've emailed you before, but you never clean up.
But you never clean up.
So today, I'm going to beat you up!
Today!
Today, I'm going to show you!
When you're doing it, don't you think "Huh?"
I'm serious! I'm going to read the script.
Why are you getting mad and doing kendama?
It's so funny!
But you did warn me about it in the mail.
And I've been trying to be careful.
But really, Ramutan is a good senpai of ours.
And we practiced kendama together earlier.
We practiced kendama together!
What?! What's going on?!
We're going to beat her and get better together!
That's not right!
I don't need a lawyer, I want to go in there! I want to go in there!
And if you go in there, you won't know what's going on!
You were so bad at kendama during rehearsal, so I was worried about you!
What are you talking about?!
Meiya-chan disappeared!
What are you talking about?!
Meiya-kun didn't help you!
Are you ready?
Please have a seat.
Let's do kendama.
Today we're doing botsung!
Botsung!
Are you ready, everyone?
It's been 7 years since our debut.
We've done this kind of "botsun" once in a year.
While we've been doing various projects,
there have been many projects that we've created with all our hearts and souls.
Unfortunately, there are projects that go "botsun" without seeing the light of day.
As for why they go "botsun",
there are projects where we get surveys from idol members in advance,
or we shoot a VTR.
There are projects where we need their cooperation.
We often announce "manage" and stuff like that, right?
Yes, yes, we do.
We've asked our members to do that,
but because of one subtle problem,
we sometimes go "botsun".
In order for such "botsun" projects not to happen again,
"botsun" is a project where we take courage and look at it for a little while.
That's right.
There are various "botsun" projects, so let's take a look.
The first "botsun" project is this one.
It's the oldest idol song collection ever.
What is this?
What kind of project is this?
This project is about which of the members' oldest clothes is which.
Idols will be given their oldest clothes and we will announce it in the studio.
I see.
By the way, when we asked you to send us pictures of your oldest clothes,
you said some of them are half-and-half.
That's right.
We couldn't find anything like that.
I see. It wasn't interesting.
No, it wasn't.
I see.
Let's see how half-and-half your clothes are.
First of all, this one.
No. 3. The oldest clothes in Endo's house.
Yes.
It's this one.
It's not an old clothes, it's not an old person.
She's living in the modern world.
It's a little scary, isn't it?
What is it?
It's like Michael is directing himself.
It's an ant that's always at home.
Is it this at home?
It's this one.
I always move or throw away old clothes so I can go out anytime.
You can move anytime?
I can move anytime.
Like a circus?
I can do that.
So, it was like that.
I see.
This is amazing.
Did you have any problem when you received the email?
You said you didn't.
Yesterday, I met an actor, Takaiki Yamada.
He used to watch idol shows.
It was in the early days.
He said he watched it.
He said it's been a while since he watched it.
I asked him, "Endo-san, did you get dumped?"
Did you get dumped?
We've been watching it for a long time.
I was surprised.
It was like a different person.
That's terrible.
Everyone is thinking like that.
Are you okay?
Did you get dumped?
Yes, we did.
Please be careful.
We're Deliver's people.
Let's continue watching.
That's dangerous!
What is it?
This is my...
I went all the way back to my parents' house for this show.
This is your parents' house?
That's right.
This is the oldest outfit.
Yes, it's my high school gym outfit.
It looks like you ran away from home.
But...
Honestly, you aimed for it, didn't you?
That's right!
This is a little...
It's true! It's true!
It's a little...
But I wanted to make it a fun show.
I'm the type of person who throws away all of my old T-shirts.
So I didn't have any.
That's why I went back to my parents' house and found a gym outfit.
And that's how I had fun.
Rather than choosing a weak outfit halfway through the show, you decided to go with this one.
And there wasn't a rule that this photo would be released.
I think you're doing this because you think it will be released.
You wouldn't do this for training, would you?
That's right!
Since you're doing it...
You aimed for it, didn't you?
It's like you're saying, "The title won't be released."
That's right!
You're posing completely cockily.
You're posing cockily.
Cute!
Okay, moving on.
This person...
It's not just you!
It's me, but...
It's really you!
It's you!
You were chosen as a project and asked for a photo.
You were taken and you went back.
Did you think you'd be laughed at?
Let's say we have this project.
We have Michael Jordan and we have Kawamura-san.
You're like Tyson!
And we have this!
How many years have you been doing this?
You know what kind of show this is, right?
If we show you this picture and say we're cute...
Did you think we'd say that?!
This is wrong!
Everyone is throwing themselves away!
They're throwing away what they think is cute.
It's weird for an idol to say they're throwing away what they think is cute.
No!
What did you think of us?
No!
That's not what you look like!
No!
That's not what you look like!
Did you think you'd be laughed at?
That's not what you think!
After we gave you clothes, there was nothing left!
You're the one who decided!
No!
It's cute!
We threw it away.
What's this?
It's a background.
It's a background of Nagano's house.
Where is it?
It's Nagano's own room.
I'm sorry.
Let's go to the next one.
Wait a minute.
Show me your skirt.
Grab this hand and...
You can't do that!
Are you sure?
Let's go to the next one.
Both of you,
if you think you're cute,
you'll be exposed like this.
Let's go!
That's the difference of MC in this show.
Be careful.
You'll be blamed for sure.
Next, this person.
Sakai-chan.
This is idol.
Congratulations!
If you give up, it's game over.
You haven't given up yet!
You should give up, too!
That's terrible!
Was there a picture like this?
This is terrible!
Because, you know...
After that, you did this.
That's terrible!
And you did it without any makeup.
Without any makeup.
Maybe you sent it to Shinya or something like that.
That's terrible!
Make sure you can read it.
Make sure you put it in there.
This kind of gesture is good, isn't it?
If you're going to spread it like this, spread it like this.
Next, this person.
This is Asahi-san.
Huh?
Can you edit this picture for me?
Huh?
Can you edit this picture for me?
This is terrible!
- What is it? - It's a box!
- Take a picture of it! - I don't know!
- Take a picture of it! - Yes.
- It will be introduced in the program.
- What will be the reaction of the people around you?
- What will happen?
- What kind of picture did you imagine when you took this picture?
- I'm sorry.
- Did you aim for us to say, "Oh, it's cute!" when we saw you?
- I've been wearing this uniform since I was in sixth grade.
- It's old, but it's beautiful.
- It's a little...
- Why are you looking down?
- You're trying to look stylish, aren't you?
- You're wearing glasses and looking fashionable.
- I'm wearing glasses and looking straight ahead.
- You're looking stylish, aren't you?
- You're looking stylish.
- Because you have a skull.
- You're looking stylish!
- Okay, next.
- Who is it?
- This is Takahashi-san!
- It's Takahashi-san!
- Who is it?
- Why...
- Why are you wearing this?
- I'm wearing this... Oh, I'm wearing a patterned shirt.
- It doesn't make sense, does it?
- No, I'm not...
- I'm trying to make my clothes stand out.
- That's why I'm wearing a patterned shirt.
- I see. I'm in the way.
- This is the oldest uniform in real life.
- I see.
- It's worn out.
- Asahi-san. - What are you doing?
- Look. - No, no. Isn't it seriously ugly?
- Isn't it seriously ugly? - Isn't it ugly?
- This is a combination of various styles. - Yes.
- What should I do with it? - Indeed.
- This is really... - I didn't know you had such a reality until now.
- No, the bottom is pajamas... - But it's good.
- The inside is pajamas and the top is... - Yes, yes, yes.
- This is a serious old jacket that my grandmother bought at a second-hand shop. - You don't usually wear it, do you?
- I don't wear it at all. - Oh...
- You wear a hat, too. - Yes, I don't need it.
- It's old and I don't need it. - You don't need it, do you?
- Why are you hiding your face like this? - No, this is also...
- Well, I was bare-faced, so I thought I couldn't show you like this... - What?
- I thought I couldn't show you like this... - You showed me your face.
- I showed you my face.
- I showed you. - Because it was like a tutorial, so I thought I could only show you my clothes.
- If it was for a tutorial, you could have shown me your clothes. - You're really blaming me.
- What is it? - You're really bare-faced.
- Well, it's a little... - I see.
- But it's serious... - But it's good for a first - time show, isn't it?
- It's good for a first-time show, isn't it? - It's good for a bare-faced explanation, isn't it?
- You showed me your old clothes. Well, it wasn't interesting. - No, it's not.
- It's not interesting. - No, it's not.
- Well, it's true that it didn't spread much. - That's right.
- Well, that's it for "botsung"... - What?
- It was "the oldest clothing collection in an idol's house"!
- I forgot about it... - Well, let's go.
- It's not time for that yet. - Right?
- I'm tired of it. - Let's switch our moods.
- Yes. - Nana-san, let's switch our moods.
- Right. - "botsung" 2013!
- Well, here is our next "botsung" project!
"idling poem"!
Do you remember this?
Idling poem and idling members can make their own poems with their favorite themes and record them.
This project was supposed to be like an idol show, but...
It's going to be something, but there's a reason why it didn't work out.
Well, I thought you'd all come up with some great poems, and when I looked at them...
I was like, "Hmm, what should I do?"
And all of you came up with some subtle poems, and unfortunately, they were all "botsung".
Well, we'd like to take a look at each of your "botsung" poems one by one.
Okay, let's take a look.
First up is...
Sarah Nakano!
Okay, Sarah Nakano.
Yes?
We can make up for it here.
Earlier, we had a little bit of an idol's "nagori" (sadness)
Yes, it was.
It was too cute and "botsung" happened, but this time...
It's a poem!
Yes.
I'm looking forward to it!
It can have various expressions, right?
It's up to you.
Let's see what kind of poem it is.
Here it is!
No. 13, Sarah Nakano's poem...
"Twintail".
The title is interesting.
"Twintail".
It's...
A switch for me to become an idol.
I remove it as soon as work is over and turn the switch off.
I just go back to being Sarah Nakano.
So cute!
Did you switch it on or off there?
Since you didn't make it into a twin-tale, you're just Serina now, right?
No!
It's not like that!
But you haven't made it into a twin-tale, right?
It's like...
Just write "Serina"
What did you write in your mind?
This is...
I made a lot of twin-tales in the summer.
In Gashougoku and such.
So you made it at that time, right?
Yeah, I was really excited.
And it's summer.
This is fun!
Twin-tales are popular and...
I made a mistake.
Then you're like this, really.
What is this?
No, it's fine. You're free to do it like this.
I see.
That's right, that's right.
Right? It's a twin-tale, right?
Well, there is a switch, though.
Right? I see.
Now, let's look at the next one.
The next one is...
A 29-year-old Tamagawa Aramu's "I love you" poem.
This is the poem that Tamagawa-san wrote for me.
No. 29, Tamagawa-san's poem, "shell string", "brown string".
When I first ate it after getting it from an old lady, it was very delicious.
Since then, I've been a fan of "shell string".
What are you talking about?
You like "shell string", don't you?
Yes, I love it.
I see.
Where did you get it from?
An old lady had it and said "I'm hungry" or something like that.
An old lady in Chiba?
Yes, that's right.
She said "I'll give it to you" and it was delicious.
Since then, I've been eating smoked squid and things like that.
That's why I wrote about "shell string".
I see. You wrote about how you felt about "shell string" and how you felt about it.
That's wonderful.
How about it, Tamagawa-san?
"Shell string" too.
I think it's good. I like "shell string" too.
I know what you're talking about.
Oh, you do?
I see.
Let's move on to the next one.
I didn't think you'd say it at all.
I'll say it again later.
No, you don't have to say it.
Let's move on.
The next one is...
It's an idol poem written by No. 30, Kiyokureiya- san.
I want to see it!
I wonder what kind of poem it is. I can't imagine it at all.
Here's the poem Kiyokureiya-san wrote for us.
It's long.
It's long, isn't it?
No. 30, Kiyokureiya's poem...
"Old man".
"Old man" has a big head.
Anyway, it's big.
"Old man" buys me a lot of things.
We went to Izumiya Supermarket together.
"Old man" only bought manjus.
"Old man" watches my show.
"Old man" calls me and tells me "good luck".
"Old man" I love you.
"Old man" I don't know how old you are.
"Old man" Have a long life!
"Old man" I love you.
"Old man" has a lot of mysteries.
"Old man" has a big head.
"Old man" buys me a lot of things.
"Old man" only buys me manjus.
"Old man" watches my show.
"Old man" I don't know how old you are.
"Old man" Have a long life!
She's been saying it for a while now, hasn't she?
It's not a scary story, though.
She's watching it.
She watches it every day, doesn't she?
Yes, she watches it every day.
She watches it every day.
I see.
What did you buy for her?
I don't know. Especially stationery.
If my friend was into origami and asked me to buy it for her, I would buy it for her right away.
You're so kind, G.
Yes, I am.
She loves me.
So you decided to go to Izumiye with her?
Yes, we decided to go to Izumiye.
Do you go around with her, or does she go to Bunbobu corner and you go to Omanju corner?
No, we go around together.
Oh, you go around together.
She goes to me first and then to Omanju.
I see.
At first we went to Bunbobu corner and looked at each other like this.
I see, I see.
Let's go to Omanju corner.
When we were looking at Bunbobu corner, we couldn't think of anything about Omanju corner.
Unfortunately, we couldn't see each other in person.
It was quite a mess this time as well.
I'll do my best not to make any mistakes in the 8th year.
That's all for "Messing Up 2013".
Goodbye!
That's good.
That's interesting.
Right?
It's really big.
How big is it?
It's this big.
Anyway, it's big.
In our minds, it's about this big.
It's really big.
It's big.
I'm surprised when I see it.
It's really big.
I'm interested in it.
How old is it?
I don't know how old it is.
You don't know how old it is?
Why don't you ask her?
I'll ask her.
Right?
Maybe I'm rude.
I shouldn't touch it.
But if you look at it, you'll know, right?
Really?
Do you call her often?
I call her almost every day.
Really?
She calls me "big head".
You'll know.
So she's either her dad or her mom's dad, right?
That's right.
If it wasn't like that, it would be really interesting.
There's someone called "big head".
We don't know how old he is.
We think he's an old man.
But maybe he's someone you know in the forest.
He has a big face like "big head".
Like a fairy, right?
Right, like a fairy.
Really?
You don't know her family?
I don't know.
You can't see her family?
You can only see her?
Isn't it a scary story?
When you go through a little tunnel in the forest, you'll find Gigi.
You'll see Gigi's hands on her back.
All the way to Izumiya.
You don't know how old she is?
You only see her family.
So, that's it for today.
Nagano-san, what did you think of today?
I'll do my best not to make a mistake in the future.
What a day.
Did you continue boxing today?
Yes.
Konoka-san, what did you think of today?
I'm sorry, I'll teach her again.
You like laughing, don't you?
Please teach her.
I'll leave it to you.
I don't want to get involved.
So, that's it for today. Goodbye!