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It's started. I'm MC of IDOLiNG, Maso Wakabayashi. Nice to meet you.
I'm MC of GALANTIA, Sayaka Momoa. Nice to meet you.
This program is about IDOLiNG girls who are growing up as idols.
And FUJI TV's IDOLiNG daily broadcast is broadcast every Thursday at 2 or 4 in the evening.
Please watch it. Let me introduce you. This is IDOLiNG.
Ms. Kikuchi, can you charge the variety battery?
It's a long day.
It's still early, so it's okay.
Let's have fun in the second half.
Don't sleep.
Let's move on before Kikuchi's battery runs out.
I'm doing it perfectly.
If it was somewhere else, I wouldn't say it here, so it's okay.
No, no, don't do it.
I've been talking all the time.
Please.
IDOLiNG celebrated its seventh anniversary the other day and started broadcasting for the eighth year.
Are you in?
Yes, we are.
As for IDOLiNG, we found a problem we had to solve for the eighth anniversary.
That's right. We had a problem we had to solve.
Let's move on. Emergency plan.
Let's clean up Director Mori's house, which is Japan's first house that can't be cleaned up.
Seriously?
Now, this is not just Director Mori's problem.
This is a problem that we...
...the whole show...
...the whole show, and IDOLiNG...
...and us...
...are facing.
It's everyone's problem.
If we can't clean up Director Mori's house...
...we can't move forward.
That's why we have three people who went to clean up Director Mori's house.
Over here, please.
These three people...
Why?
Don't laugh, don't laugh.
Don't look at me seriously.
Actually you should have cleaned up a little bit.
Why? Why? Why?
This happened because you were slacking off.
That's right.
Ignore him.
What?
Ignore him.
Mori-san, the members went and cleaned up before, right?
Yes, we did.
We did.
At that time, it really became clean.
How long ago was it? When you went to clean up before.
Before was 2010.
Three years ago.
You went back to 2010.
During those three years, you didn't go at all.
That's right.
Hey, hey.
Recently, you don't react anymore.
When you react, this conversation gets exciting and you get pulled back in.
Somehow you don't make it funny.
This is funny.
You don't make it exciting.
While cleaning up Director Mori's room,
the members who didn't go to clean up will receive a quiz from VTR.
Please raise your hand if you know the answer.
All of them are quizzes about Director Mori.
Everyone, please answer with Mori-san's feelings.
Please answer with Mori-san's feelings.
Please watch carefully.
Let's watch the shocking VTR.
These three have been to Mori-san's house.
They arrive at their destination while wearing eye masks and being guided.
What is this?
Wait a minute.
There is something that comes to mind.
I don't like it.
I wore my favorite clothes today.
Can you wear eye masks for now?
Yes, please.
Then, Miyake goes to wear eye masks.
I don't want to see you.
What?
I don't want to see you.
It's not a house to welcome people.
What? What?
This is the most disorganized director Mori's house in Japan.
The floor is filled with trash cans and clothes that have been thrown away.
It's a great trash house.
What is this?
This is bad.
I think we have to do something about this house.
I threw away everything I wore the other day.
This is the worst.
I can't clean this clothes.
I can't wear my favorite clothes.
I'm glad you came here.
I prepared a jersey for you.
No, no, no.
I thought you were going to say "well then".
Please change your clothes.
What?
It's a location shoot.
Can you change your clothes?
I don't want to do it.
I want to go home.
As soon as they say "well then", they start a fight.
From the back.
From the back?
What do you mean "from the back"?
Where is the back?
Where is the front?
I don't know what's going on.
I'm sure you'll slip.
I...
Isn't the machine good?
You're good.
You're good at it.
Take it off, put it back in and take it off again.
I haven't washed it.
Is this normal for a man living alone?
It's usually like this.
It's definitely different.
Why do you look like a nice guy?
Can you put the can in the plastic bag?
Let's do that.
While complaining, the members started cleaning up.
Hey, do it properly.
I'm doing it.
What is it?
That T-shirt. I've been wearing it all summer.
Look at it.
Jasmine tea.
What is it?
I heard Jasmine tea a few years ago.
What is it?
It's not "what is it?"
Before you do that, you'd better put on some magic.
Wow, you've done a lot of things.
It's a good glow.
That's why.
It's dirty.
I'm sorry.
Hey, do it properly.
I'm doing it.
Wait, what are you doing?
How many times do I have to say it?
I'm doing it properly.
What are you doing?!
You girls should really look at what Mori-san is doing.
I'm sure of it.
Here's the problem.
What is Mori-san's biggest problem?
What is it?
I'm sorry for bothering you so much.
The air was really bad.
It's smelly.
The air is different.
I can't go in.
It's not a house for humans to live in.
The air is so smelly.
I don't like it.
The air is smelly?
It's not normal.
I only knew about this house.
She doesn't want to take off her shoes.
It's amazing that you were able to get back together after 3 years.
You have to think about it like that.
Everyone, we have a question.
The first question is "What is Morissan's biggest worry?"
If you know the answer, please raise your hand.
It's Sato-san.
I'm sorry. I remember the details.
There's no closet.
It's a problem with the windowsill.
The condition of the property is bad.
Is it a problem about the room?
It's a problem about Morissan.
It's a problem about the room.
Okay, Sakai-san.
I lost weight but I can't have a girlfriend.
It's a little more about the room.
There's no place to lay down.
It's too messy.
Ojima-san.
There's no clothes to wear.
It's because you haven't washed it.
It could be an even bigger problem.
Tamakawa-san.
There's no washing machine.
Morissan-san.
There's a lot of bugs in the rice cooker.
Morissan-san doesn't worry about that.
But before...
There were a lot of bugs in the rice cooker.
You didn't worry about that.
You just accepted it.
That's right.
Ojima-san.
I can't live without a house.
So you've been living in that house for a long time.
Ishida-san.
Please move out of my house.
It's a mess.
Nagano-san.
There's too much mold in the bath so I can't go in.
I see.
It's not like that.
Mold and mold coexist.
Time's up!
Mori-san, what are you worried about?
Please give us the answer.
The answer is...
The DVD of "Madoka Magica" that I borrowed from Serina went somewhere.
I borrowed 6 DVDs of "Magic Girl Madoka Magica" but I'm losing 5 of them!
That's why I'm worried!
When did you do it?
A year and a half ago.
But you have one, right?
You have one, right?
Thank you.
You've helped me a lot.
But it's not my fault.
When I realized it, it was gone.
I see.
It's gone.
As expected of a magical girl.
That's why I'm worried!
I'm worried, too!
If you don't have anything, you should blame me.
But you're worried about me.
That's why you're having problems.
I'm worried!
In the program...
In the program, the cast lost their DVD and the director wrote it down.
And the cast was crying while broadcasting it.
That's impossible!
Impossible!
I've never seen such a TV show before!
Because I was asked by Morisa if I could lend it to someone else.
So I had to blame that person.
Because it's late?
Yes, it's late.
So I had to blame that person who lent it to Morisa.
But Moris...
Morisa!
Now, I'm curious about this DVD.
What's going on ahead of this?
Let's watch the next VTR.
In order to solve the problem of Director Mori...
While looking for a lost DVD...
Director Mori said...
She said, "Momokuro's live DVD."
I saw it!
It's not good for you to say that in front of the members!
It's not?
It's Masuno-san's DVD!
Oh!
Did you see it?
I saw it!
First of all, we found one of the six DVDs.
There's an endless list of DVDs in this room.
Earlier, there was a list of DVDs in a man's room.
A list of DVDs in a man's room.
Before we look at the DVDs...
Let's look at the DVDs in this room first.
It's not good!
What do you mean it's not good?!
Next, another one found!
And another one found!
So for now, let's open up the fridge!
Be careful with the fridge!
I'm not being careful!
Wait, wait, wait!
Miha found something!
What is it?!
What is that?!
What is it?!
Potatoes!
That's right!
What is it?!
Potatoes?!
It's coming out of my eyes!
I don't like this!
What's going on?!
I can't believe it!
It's coming out of my eyes!
What's in it?!
Curry! Curry!
How do you make curry at this hour?!
And again, another one found!
What's going on?!
This is not good!
November 28th, 2011...
Wait, it's coming out of my eyes!
Is it bad?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
What is it? What is it? What is it?
I can't show you!
I don't want to judge you!
It's bad!
Question!
Why can't Director Mori, who can't clean up Japanese history, throw away the contents of the refrigerator?
It's a little horror.
It's amazing.
For the first time, there's a mosaic.
About five years ago, I cleaned up around the refrigerator and kitchen.
Since then, I haven't done it at all.
After that, I went to clean up once.
Since then, I've been left alone.
Time has stopped.
But it's all been scattered around since 2011.
I see.
I haven't done anything at all.
And you had a DVD, didn't you?
DVD.
I worked hard.
I got a lot of things back from Director Mori.
There's a lot of miscellaneous goods.
Did you find it?
Yes, yes.
There's a window mirror.
It's a little small.
One isn't enough, but I'd like you to give up on that.
That's good. You didn't even have 5 before, but you only have 1 now.
And it's only 3.
We'll do that again in 3 years.
I did my best today.
It's quiz time.
Why doesn't Mori-san throw away the contents of the fridge?
The reason is...
Flush-san.
Even if the expiration date is over, I have a sweet thought of being able to eat it.
I see.
I see. It's not rotten.
Endo-san.
Like the potato earlier, my eyes grew out and a new potato came in.
It's like a new potato.
I see.
Then you'll be able to eat it more and more.
You learned how to raise it.
It's eating a lot.
Okay. Ojima-san.
Like this, idols will say "once in 3 years" and things like that.
You're being spoiled.
Okay, end.
Why doesn't Mori-san throw away the contents of the fridge?
The answer is "I want to know too."
Mystery!
Mystery! Mori mystery!
Mori-san wants to know more than anyone else.
That's right.
On the contrary, she wants us to know.
She really wants us to know.
She wants us to know.
Rather, she wants us to think that everything you say is correct.
That's right.
She wants us to think like that.
That's right.
What is this program?
On the contrary, she wants us to know.
She doesn't know herself either.
It doesn't make sense at all.
There are more VTRs, so please watch them.
When they started to clean up to some extent, the director Mori asked for another favor.
We've almost found Madoka Magica.
It's not almost, there's still one more.
I have one more favor.
You still have a favor?
Yes.
I've heard it quite a bit.
Bathroom, bathroom.
It's a diamond!
In fact, the highlight of this cleaning project is the bathroom.
Since this summer's relocation, a lot of damage has occurred in the spring.
You can do the diamond yourself.
So we cleaned up the bathroom.
Isn't this zone really clean? You can see the floor.
I found about three DVDs.
Kamura-san, you are the one with the most cleaning career among us.
You clean your house every morning at 8 a.m., don't you?
I live alone, so it can't be helped.
It's time to make use of it.
Why do we have to make use of it for this?
You know, you're Mori-san's wife.
Stop it!
I'm telling you again, I really hate it!
Please stop it!
With a smile on her face, Kawamura heads to the bathroom.
This is really heavy.
Where do you put it?
What's so precious about it?
You didn't polish it, did you?
I did polish it.
I polished it.
You're weird!
You didn't, did you?
It's so disgusting I can't even laugh!
I can't help but look away in the bath!
What? What's so bad about it?
Wait a minute! I can't do it! I can't do it!
Wait a minute! Wait!
I can't go in! I can't go in! Wait a minute!
What?
Wow!
Hii-chan...
Hii-chan, what do you think?
Is there really oil in it?
Yes, there is. There was oil in it today, too.
It's clean, isn't it?
Yes, but it's a little early in the evening and I'm in trouble.
What do you mean?
I'm afraid I can't open the lid.
Can you open it for me?
I can't do it! I can't do it!
Shit! Wait, wait, wait!
Shit, shit!
No, no!
*scream*
It's hell, it's hell.
No, no, there's a lot of bugs!
You'll die, you'll die, you'll die.
Thank you for doing it in such a sudden.
*scream*
Shit, it tickles!
Open your eyes!
I'm not kidding, open them!
Look! Bugs!
Bugs?
Bugs' shit.
Bugs' shit?
Bugs' shit.
*scream*
It's hot, it's hot!
If you get burned here, you won't be able to clean up, right?
*scream*
There's hot water in there!
*scream*
Why did you drop it?
It's a bug bath.
Seriously?
Yeah.
Bugs are enjoying themselves in the hot water.
*scream*
First of all, Mori-san, why do you put magazines and stuff in the bath?
Because I'm half-hearted.
*scream*
There are a lot of bugs.
Right?
It's not really common in high-rise apartments.
*scream*
Yeah, in high-rise apartments, there aren't bugs.
I'll leave the rest to you, Kamura-san.
Are you serious?
Yes.
Please.
What is this?
It's cobwebs, cobwebs.
What is this?
Paradise.
Here's the question.
What is Director Mori-san, who can't clean up Japan every day, doing in his bath every day?
Cobwebs, cobwebs.
Don't eat it!
It's full of germs. And you know those plastic bottles and dashis?
What do you call them? They're all covered in cobwebs.
Why do you have plastic bottles in your bath?
That's right, that's right, that's right.
When I'm interested in something...
What? What are you doing?
Why do you have an empty can in the sink where you clean up your face?
You always leave it like this.
And you clean up the ones you left behind.
You leave it like that.
You leave it like that and you're done.
But if you do that and you go back to your bath, water will accumulate there.
The shower will go like this and water will accumulate in the plastic bottle and it will go bad again.
That's amazing.
Here's the question.
What does Director Mori-san do when he goes to his bath?
It's his habit, right?
Yes, Ms. Okawa.
Doesn't it increase every day? Counting cobwebs.
That's a good point.
Counting cobwebs.
Cobwebs, cobwebs.
Yes, Ms. Okawa.
On the contrary, you feed them.
Yes, yes, yes.
Why?
Well, you always feed them.
Yes, Ms. Okawa.
Counting how many cans of beer I drank today.
Counting the number of cans of beer.
Cans of beer.
Okay, Mr. Mori-san, please give us the correct answer.
The correct answer is to say good morning to the cobwebs in the bath.
Where?
Room share!
Of course!
That's...
Eh, who wants to eat this?
Eh, how is it possible for bugs...
I mean, bugs, as long as they go in... I don't know, but...
I don't know how they're born...
That's right! There are no bugs in "Legend Mansion"!
And there are so many of them!
When it comes to daily necessities, there are so many of them!
Eh, you know, from the water that's accumulated...
That's right. It's the same for mosquitoes, isn't it?
Eh, do they hatch?
They hatch, you know...
There, mosquitoes lay their eggs there.
You know, they're in Mori-san's body, aren't they?
I wonder if she's taking them home...
Before, there weren't bugs because there wasn't a sense of life...
But, on the contrary, in the past few years...
There's been a strange sense of life, so bugs have appeared!
By cleaning it up once...
Mori-san becomes able to live there!
That's right!
Because, as long as you have the time, you can buy an interior magazine!
What will you learn from that?
You'll learn Japanese!
What will you learn from that?
Does the room become clean?
Because everyone cleans it up for you...
It's not like that at all!
But, in the middle of it...
You've already quit, haven't you?
Of course not!
Why do you clean it up all of a sudden?
I've been cleaning it up for about four hours in the morning!
That's right!
It's been condensed up to this point...
Even so, I couldn't clean it up!
That's right, that's right...
So, I don't think it's impossible...
Even if you're a businessman, it's impossible, right?
That's right, that's right...
Why do you ask us for help?
It's not a punishment game, you know!
That's right!
Who finds this VTR interesting?
Right?
Everyone is excited to see a dirty VTR!
If you're going to watch it on TV...
You should watch it in a clean room!
Or you should watch it upside down!
Why do you think this shop is dirty?
I think only girls should go in!
That's right!
Because it's your responsibility!
Why can't you throw away the trash?
That's right!
It's only Kawamura-san's turn and the atmosphere is...
Don't close your eyes!
Don't close your eyes and try to pass it on!
Don't try to get excited!
But even though you say this and that, you have no choice but to say yes.
You're the only one who can make Mori-san into a decent human being.
Definitely!
But when you look at it, you feel like love is being born before you know it.
You feel like love is being born.
Could it be love?
Right here...
I don't want to!
Candle Light
♪ Looking at the most wonderful night in the world, ♪
♪ Love is... ♪
♪ There is only one truth, and that is love. ♪
♪ The day I was born, and today too, an eternity begins. ♪
♪ If I'm with you, I can live. ♪
♪ We met. ♪
What are you going to do?
What do people who watch this show for the first time think of it?
I don't know what you mean.
It's madness, isn't it?
What kind of show do you want to make it?
We have a history so we have our own rules.
What is this for people who watch it for the first time?
What kind of joke is this?
But no matter how many times you do it, the song is still on-demand.
On the contrary, it's scary and I can't focus on it.
That's right.
Now that it's been cleaned up to some extent, we're going to visit Mori's house again.
I think it's the first time we've seen a rubber bed.
That's right.
Let's make it like a passageway.
First of all, let's have a training camp there.
You've all been there, haven't you?
Yes, we have.
First you get sent there, and then you become fat people and come back.
You can't live like that, really.
You used to sing about being able to live.
I'm glad that after 8 years, the problem has been solved.
We can still do our best.
It's just Nagano-san who can't laugh anymore.
Nagano-san will continue to be like this.
Serina-kun really doesn't have a place to go.
No matter how much you look for it, you just have to go and look for it.
I really don't like it!
You have to go and look for it yourself.
You really can't find it.
I asked Mori-san on Twitter to give it back to me,
but he said it was just a random model.
It has nothing to do with it.
He hasn't transformed at all.
You're making me sad.
Stop it!
Yes, yes.
Nagano-san is taking the material like a model.
Do you have it?
It's dangerous.
Please check it.
Do you have it?
Yes, I do.
That's good.
Is it really bad for anime?
Your face is different.
It's not your usual face.
I want you to lend me "Attack on Titan".
Stop it!
Nagano-san!
Stop it!
This is an order of my host.
Please lend me "Attack on Titan".
Stop it!
Trust relationship.
Even if this happens, can you still trust that director?
Right?
So lending you this is a trust relationship with this program.
Stop it!
Please bring it to the next recording.
Please lend it to me.
So, this was "Cleaning up Morisen's house".