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(Idol Game)
Now, let's get started. I'm your host, Masuo. Thank you for having me.
I'm your host, Morimoto Aiko. Thank you for having me.
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(Idol Game)
I don't know what's going on.
Did you get it?
Now, I'd like to do my best today.
Are you ready?
Huh? What?
Are you ready?
What do you mean "ready"?
I have something to announce.
What's with the obvious announcement?
You caught me.
Are you ready?
Please. This is my home.
I'm sorry.
This is not your home anymore.
What?!
No way!
Are you ready?
This is my home.
Are you ready?
No! Please!
What are you going to do today?
Please! Just once!
Just once!
Okay.
Hello, everyone!
I'm your host, Morimoto Aiko.
I...
I can't see anything.
It's Thursday.
I'm your host, Morimoto Aiko.
I can't see anything.
I'm going to mess up my book.
Please check it out!
It's a book about how I became an idol.
I hope you like it!
It smells like a background novel.
What are you talking about?
It's a background novel.
If you say it like that...
It's not like that.
Yes.
I hope you like it.
Today, for some reason, we're broadcasting from the front of the studio.
Let's get started.
Idling.
Approaching a mysterious world.
Yes, it's a little nostalgic, isn't it?
Since December of 2012, we have come to our second time.
We promised ourselves we wouldn't do it again.
Yes, in idol groups, when you do a talk, for some reason, strange air flows in there.
There are some members who have the power to create a mystical space beyond human knowledge.
That's right, that's right.
What could it be?
Yes, in this idol group's mystical world, each member has come up with their own ideas.
Such as impersonations, one-shot jokes, and so on.
We would like you to experience this mystical world.
This is quite rare.
After all, you can't see something like this on earth.
That's right.
You can't do something like this on earth.
Yes.
Last time, we were able to see something quite mystical.
Yes.
What kind of mystery will happen this time?
Let's take a look at the studio.
Yes.
I want to see it!
Eh, isn't it too much?
Eh, you know, right?
Actually, with the addition of new members, this time we have added new members as well.
I see.
Furuhashi-san and Sato Mikeira-san, and...
Ah, Sato-san and Takahashi-san are new members.
New members added?
Ah, they added new members.
Yes.
They noticed it was mystical in the middle of it.
I see.
Mystical afterwards, right?
We're getting there, aren't we?
It's a little scary to get involved here, but we have to take responsibility and face this mystery.
Yes, let's get started.
Eight people in a mysterious world.
Yes.
I'll choose it.
Let's start with Tomata.
Yes.
Well, first of all...
Let me see...
I'll choose the veteran mystic, Tachibana.
She's stable among the popular ones.
She's a top-batter.
She's a mystic who comes out relatively easily.
Well, I'll choose it.
Tachibana, please.
I'll imitate Goofy.
The parade is about to begin!
That's all.
Oh.
Wow!
How do you feel, veteran mystic Kikuchi-san?
Me?
It's hard for me to respond, but I realized what a mystic is like.
That's right.
It's a world that we can't understand.
That's what happens.
And it happens all of a sudden.
That's right.
Like Goofy.
Because I don't want to admit that I'm a mystic yet,
I felt like I was coming to get it for real.
That made me feel like a mystic even more.
Let's move on.
Shall we move on to a new topic?
Wow! I want to know!
Is it Sato-san?
Sato-san, please.
Yes.
What kind of mystic was born?
I'll introduce myself when I became an Ultraman.
First, Schwarz.
Then, Lenartz.
- That's all. - This is amazing.
- There is such a mysterious girl as a new member. - Her potential is high.
- The setting seemed interesting, but from there it became mysterious.
- That's right. - Interesting.
- I think it's quite NG word to say "and then". - That's right.
- I feel like I'm saying it on TV. - It's mysterious, isn't it?
- How do you feel now, Ms. Tonoka? - I'm a junior in the agency.
- I'd like you to work harder. - I see.
- But it's a new aspect, isn't it? - It's a mystery that has a box.
- Until now... - What are you talking about?
- It's a mystery that has a box. - That's right.
- I'd like you to work harder. - Until now...
- She's been doing mysterious management. - She's been managing.
- Do you like it? - That's right.
- It's scary, isn't it? - It's scary, isn't it?
- Let's continue. - Let's continue.
- Ms. Kiyoku, please. - Ms. Kiyoku.
- I'll imitate Minion. - What kind of imitation?
- That's all. - What kind of imitation?
- She's born! - She's born!
- That's right. - That's realistic.
- It's a new aspect of birth. - This image is scary, too.
- That's all. - But...
- She's like a bandit. - She's like a bandit.
- Really? - She's like a bandit.
- She's laughing now.
- Do you think you're the one who's born?
- You're similar. - You're alike.
- You have a different sense of it from us. - Yes.
- Then, shall we continue? - Yes.
- Then, Mr. Takahashi, please. - Oh!
- It's a real one. - Is it okay?
- Do your best. - This time, it's a new one.
My sister was having a normal conversation and a back shot, but suddenly she became a straight face.
- A straight face? - A straight face?
Seriously?
- That's it. - She went twice. - She went twice.
Was she embarrassed?
- Was she embarrassed? - Certainly.
- She didn't look like she was going to do it. - Was she embarrassed?
- Or did you feel the answer? - Which one is it?
We don't know how you feel right now. It's a completely mysterious world.
- You're probably thinking about something unrelated, right? - No, no, no.
Okay, next up is... Who didn't say it?
- Oh, you didn't say anything strong about it. - No.
- Ishida-san, please. - No, no, no.
What about Ishida-san? I don't feel that mystery.
A word that Rika-no-sensei often uses but we don't know what it means.
Carbon dioxide and oxygen are "ganji ganji" and alkali and ion are "ganji ganji" as well.
That's it.
You can't see it well.
But it's "super ganji".
- "Ganji"? - She made a manly face.
- What's going on? - Why did she make that face?
- Why was she laughing just now? - It's like...
But maybe Takahashi-san and Ishida-san didn't go that far.
- There are still parts of it that we can understand. - Yes, yes.
- It might be a little mysterious. - That's right.
Okay, shall we end it here?
- Goto-san, please. - No, no, no!
- Scary, scary! - Right?
- She's laughing, she's laughing! - Okay, next up is...
- She made a manly face. - Yes.
I'll sing a song that's playing in a supermarket in Oita Prefecture.
Doki doki wakuwaku suteki na everyday
anata no egao wo todokeyou
kira kira minna ga kagayaiteiru
anata wo mitsumeteiru
maru shoukusa ribu
That's all.
This is great...
She's born! She's born! She's born!
All right!
This is fantastic!
It's mysterious...
It was overwhelming.
Since I'm from Kyushu, I know "maru shoukusa ribu" quite well.
I know it quite well, but...
maru shoukusa ribu
Even if you just sing it, the way you put it in there is really mysterious.
She's laughing a lot.
She's the one who's laughing the most right now.
That's probably it.
What do you think of Ms. Marushoku right now?
It's really mysterious and I forgot to breathe.
I see.
Huh? Is it mysterious?
Huh? Huh?
Huh?
Wait a minute!
I didn't say it because you're my senior,
but I think it's a little mysterious.
Mysterious?
I think it's a little mysterious.
Why is it mysterious?
I couldn't breathe.
I see.
For a moment...
Hurry up and go to the studio!
For a moment, I felt like an egg was about to hatch.
I felt like an egg was about to hatch when Ms. Tomoka said it, but are you okay?
Now, then...
Who else hasn't said it yet?
Ms. Nagano and Ms. Furuhashi.
Ms. Furuhashi!
I think you're quite a rookie.
I think I'll do something that no one else can do.
Ms. Furuhashi, if you please.
I will imitate Mr. Kobayashi, a male science teacher at my school.
And so, this sand skirt is very good.
Furuhashi-san, what's wrong? Are you sleepy? Do you feel sleepy?
I love you.
Thank you very much.
Why? Why does it end there?
Stand up! Stand up! Stand up! Stand up!
Stand up! Stand up!
It's really wonderful.
She makes me feel happy all the time.
But it has a unique ending.
Why does it end there? I don't think it was good anywhere.
But she is a type of person who reflects on herself a lot.
I see.
She is a type of person who reflects on herself right away.
Right now, she is reflecting a lot.
Then, Ms. Furuhashi, if you please.
Poor thing!
I will imitate my English teacher, Mr. Abiko.
Thank you very much.
Didn't you quit before that?
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
Ms. Tomoka, how was it?
Is it really okay? Is it really okay?
How do you feel?
Is it okay if I don't shoot today?
I want to hear your honest opinion.
It's okay. Please don't do it.
I'm hiding. Please don't call me.
I'm not hiding at all.
You're a big liar!
That's the worst!
I really hate it!
Then, let's go, right?
Special veteran.
We're going?
Last time was pretty hard.
You did your best.
Nagano-san, please.
I'm ready.
What did you bring?
I'd like to strengthen my joints.
What?!
I don't like it!
That's all.
She's mad!
It was more than half of what I imagined.
Well, I'm used to that.
But you just showed me in order.
How was it, Onima-san?
But I can't ride it.
Oh, you can't.
I don't know how to ride it.
But you respect it.
I respected it a little.
It's not a mystery.
I see.
That's all for now.
I knew it.
How was it?
Goto-san had a punch.
That's right.
Then...
Furuhashi-san, please.
No, no, wait.
It's completely different from what we just talked about.
Is it okay?
Yes.
I'll imitate Danmitsu-san.
It's similar, isn't it?
It's similar.
Thank you very much.
It's similar, isn't it?
Wait a minute.
She must have been surprised to be compared like this.
That's right.
Then I'll imitate her after her performance is over.
Wait a minute!
I'll imitate her after her performance is over.
Yes.
Then...
That's right.
Then...
Ishida-san, please imitate Danmitsu-san.
That's funny!
I'm Tonogata.
I'm Hatti-jou.
It's "gata-gata"!
Your voice is "gata-gata"! Are you okay?
You can do it! You can do it! You can do it!
You can do it!
What's up with you?
Amazing!
You're all...
You're all losing to the funnyness of the video!
That's funny, Karen-chan!
And now...
Tachibana-san, please.
The word series of words I know...
"Makijita-kotoba", "Handakun-kotoba", "Takun- kotoba"...
California Roll
That's funny.
Hoppai
loose
That's my costume.
She's cute.
Her front legs are still broken.
She feels her parents' love.
Her mother is licking her.
Gatate Gatate
Ms. Nagano, please imitate Mr. Danmitsu.
"Tonogata".
That's all.
Mr. Takahashi, please.
"Era".
Ms. Poo and her friends' conversation.
Hatsubetsu tabetsu dabe?
Haha, Poo, you idiot!
That's all.
She did it.
As an instant food.
She was laughing a little.
She was the most embarrassed.
Ms. Sakai, how was it?
It was good.
This time, many of you did it all at once.
Like Serina before, we also told a little story.
I want to talk about it.
Do you like stories with episodes?
Yes.
Ms. Kiyoku, please tell us an interesting story that happened recently.
This is bad!
Recently, I've been impersonating high-tension gorillas at school.
A few of my friends have been doing it. That's all.
You want to see it, don't you?
Sato-san, please impersonate a high-tension gorilla that you think of.
Do your best!
I'll impersonate a high-tension gorilla that I think of.
That's all.
That's bad!
Goto-san, please impersonate a high-tension gorilla that you think of.
I'll impersonate a high-tension gorilla that you think of.
That's all.
That's bad!
That's the worst!
That's even worse!
Don't write it!
Furuhashi-san, please sing Goto-san's song.
That's all.
It's up to you.
Here I go.
Angel, your house is...
Beautiful house is this shop.
Beautiful house is this hotel.
I'll be waiting for you.
She's listening.
She's reflecting.
That's not it.
It's difficult.
But you did it.
You did it.
Then...
Tachibana-san.
Please sing Goto-san and Furuhashi-san's song with high tension gorilla.
With a smile.
Angel, where is your house?
Your house is here.
She's good.
Because only one of you is mature.
How old are you?
21 years old.
High tension gorilla.
One more time.
Ishida-san, please.
That's right.
I'll do an unfinished voice-over.
That's all.
I see.
It's difficult.
I'll go back to mystery.
It's difficult.
Ishida-san, please show us the completed boy band.
Can you do it?
I'll show you the completed boy band.
That's all.
It's even more mysterious.
Sakai-san, how was it?
I really wanted to see Euryppero.
What did you do in High Tension Gorilla?
High Tension Gorilla.
Tachibana-san, please show us the unfinished boy band in High Tension Gorilla.
That's all.
I really want to see it.
It's funny.
It's funny to know the moment when you go back to me.
Ms. Nagano, please tell me the most interesting story in your life so far.
At the Tokyo Idol Festival, other idols ran up to me and asked me "Oh, are you Kaede Hashimoto?",
but I said "I'm not Kaede Hashimoto",
and everyone looked at me and said "right?"
That's all.
Ms. Sato, please arrange Ms. Nagano's episode as if you experienced it yourself and make it even more funny.
The funniest thing in my life was when I went to the Tokyo Idol Festival and a certain idol asked me, "Are you Hashimoto Gorilla?" and I said, "No, I'm not Hashimoto Gorilla."
He looked at me, looked at my whole body, and then looked at me in the end and applauded me and said, "See you later."
Ms. Sato may not be a mystery anymore.
She looks like she's going up.
She looks like she's going up because she was looking down.
I see.
Mr. Goto.
Ms. Sato, please arrange Ms. Nagano's episode as if you experienced it yourself and make it even more funny.
I'd like to hear your arrangement.
At the Tokyo Idol Festival...
"Wow, you're Hashimoto Gorilla, aren't you?" he said, but I said, "No, I'm not Hashimoto Gorilla."
He looked at me, looked at me in the end and said, "See you later."
That's all.
Thank you very much.
I'm sorry.
It's a mystery after all.
It's a mystery.
On Fuji TV.
What an amazing show.
It was a bit of a failure.
It was a failure.
It was a mystery.
Now, two times each...
Keok and Takahashi have only said it twice.
I'd like to see Takahashi's.
Takahashi, please.
I'll imitate Moko's crying.
M...
Moko...
That's all.
Moko...
Mr. Takahashi, please don't say "I love you," but "I love you, Moko."
"I love you" is crazy, isn't it?
"I love you" is...
I love you, Moko.
Is that all?
That's all.
Mr. Kiyoku, please.
Let's end with you, Mr. Kiyoku.
On the first day of junior high school, I will imitate what my teacher said to me.
Hello, everyone. Today we have a transfer student.
Her name is Leia Kiyoku. Please.
I'm Leia Kiyoku. Nice to meet you. I'm from Osaka.
Mr. Kiyoku, wait a minute.
What are you doing there?
I love you, Mr. Kiyoku.
What's going on?
It's just a normal story of being angry at each other.
What's going on?
Let's end it with this.
Well...
Mr. Takahashi.
Please imitate a love vacuum cleaner, Moko.
Isn't a vacuum cleaner Moko good?
Go... Moku!
That's it.
Why did you ask for it?
Moko, what are you doing?
You're lying!
You're lying from the beginning!
Okay, so...
Can we end it here?
Can we go over there?
Shall we go?
I'm scared, but let's go.
The atmosphere is a little...
I wonder...
We're in a mysterious world.
The temperature is a little different.
It's different.
I wonder what it is.
Huh? There's only air here.
It's cool and mysterious.
It was really warm over there.
Wow, wow, wow, it's like...
It's real!
Yeah!
It's real, it's real!
This is it!
Wow, everyone, look! It's real!
Yeah!
So this is what it's like when it's real!
Wow!
It's pretty beautiful when it's real!
I knew it! It exists!
I thought it was fake somewhere, but it exists!
I'm scared, so let's end it without getting involved!
How was it, everyone?
What about you, Tomoka-san?
Huh?
I'm not hiding!
You're not hiding, are you?
No, you're not!
Then please sum up for today.
Really?
You can sit there next time, depending on how you look.
Customers don't know what we look like, do they?
Yeah.
You seem like you're trying to create a mysterious atmosphere in front of us.
Tomoka-san, please say one last word.
Sum up for us what you saw today.
Yes.
I'd like to be in charge of mysteriousness in front of you forever.
Wow!
That's all for "Mysteriously Approaching Idols"!