AISubs v3.5
[Idol Club]
Fetch in line for Idol Club!
Now, what does "fetch in line for Idol Club" mean?
Ms. Okawa, Mr. Saito, please explain.
First of all, let me briefly explain what "fetch" is.
"Fetch" is an abbreviation of "fetishism", which means to like certain phenomena or to show attachment.
In Idol Club, members who have their own "fetch" will change Idol Club according to the "fetch" seen from "fetch"'s own perspective.
Then, we will decide who is "fetch"'s No. 1 member.
By the way, Mr. Masumoto, do you have any "fetch" part?
I'm "fetch" as a woman.
Wow, you're generous.
You've changed.
You don't look like that kind of person.
I'm "fetch" as a man.
No!
You're gross!
I'm not interested in you!
No!
You're gross!
Shut up! Shut up!
Don't come forward! Don't come forward!
Don't come forward!
I can't make shadows at all.
This time, Ojima-san, please.
Now, what is Ojima-san's role?
What is Ojima-san's fetish?
What is it?
Do you have a fetish?
No, I do.
You do?
Yes.
Do you have a fetish?
Yes, I do.
No, no.
We've never talked about it.
No, we haven't.
This time, it's not about men and women.
It's about human fetishes.
That's right.
So, Ojima-san's fetish is this.
Sitting on someone's lap is a fetish.
What does this mean?
I like sitting on someone's lap.
It's annoying.
No, it's not annoying.
What's annoying about it?
What's annoying about it is...
After all, a chair is a thing, so it's not warm.
What are you thinking about?
But, after all, humans are alive, so they're warm.
Floor heating.
But it's really like that.
I feel warmth.
Is there such a fetish?
There is.
I see.
Mino-san, do you sit down a lot?
In the dressing room, I basically have the image of sitting on someone's lap.
It's true that I've seen you sitting in the front row.
But it decreases quickly.
It decreases?
It's heavy.
It would be nice if you were an adult.
It would be nice if you were a member.
But if you suddenly sit on someone's lap as a man, isn't it pretty lame?
It's lame!
It's like, "Did you like me before you liked me?"
It's unexpectedly lame.
Are you lame?
This is lame!
Don't do it!
But this time, among the 24 idol members, we'll be doing it.
From now on, Ojima-san will have you all sit on someone's lap.
Ojima-san will line you up in a comfortable order.
Wait a minute.
It's a lunch plan!
Are you going to do it for 30 minutes?
You're lying!
It's not the first time we're doing this on TV!
Let's do it like we're sitting in the front row.
The members are always sitting like this.
You can sit as much as you want now.
How is it?
Everyone can try it.
If there were 24 of us, we wouldn't be able to sit like this.
We can sit on this knee.
If you're okay with it today, you can sit like this.
It's because you've traveled.
You're like Risa Hashimoto.
You're like her junior.
It has nothing to do with her.
Let's get started.
The order is up to you, Masuno-san.
I'll randomly pick one.
Number 30.
I don't think you can sit like that.
I've never sat like that before.
Kiyo-san doesn't seem like a good chair.
Ojima-san, please sit down.
Ojima-san?
Reia-chan, the meat is thick and it's pretty good!
As expected, the thickness of the meat is also related.
No, it's super related!
I want you to sit down!
Disrespect! Disrespect!
No, I'm not disrespecting you!
You're praising me, right?
I'm praising you, from my point of view.
I see.
Cushion! Cushion!
Cushion!
It's good for stamina.
It's pretty good.
I see, it's young but it's pretty good material.
I see.
Did you find it?
Yes, I found it!
So far, one person is still in first place.
Reia-chan, please be in first place!
Now, shall we continue?
Yes!
Next up is...
28...
As expected!
Disrespect!
It's not related! It's not related!
No disrespect!
I'm sorry!
It's uncomfortable to sit in.
It's thin.
It's thin!
How is it?
The bone of Agashi's buttocks and Kallen's legs feel good?
It's true.
Even if you say "gori gori", it's like a stone and you can't do it.
Right?
You can't do it!
It's like you're sitting on a guardrail.
It's true!
You can't say "gori gori"!
You can't?
You can't compare it to Reia-chan?
You can't?
So you're in second place?
I'm in second place.
You're in second place for now.
That's true.
It's different.
It's thin.
You can't do it.
Now, shall we continue?
Yes!
Oh!
14 degrees.
Oh, you are wearing it!
You look good, Misaki!
I don't like saying it myself, but you can sit down quite a lot even when sitting down.
Misaki, you have thick legs, right?
Not thick.
My muscles are just right.
Misaki is a tempere, right?
You are a good tempere.
Yay!
She's always like this.
Just like always!
Ah, I see, I see.
It's because you're used to it.
It's kind of nice!
It's fun.
I see, I see.
But...
It's just like always, but...
What I just realized is...
Reia-chan's flesh is pretty good!
I didn't know that, but...
It's always been Sakai-chan.
It's always been Sakai-san's knees.
Sakai-san has good bones and all, but...
It's not Reia-chan, it's Sakai-san!
I see!
Reia-chan's legs are better than mine!
Sakai-san is...
He's already in second place!
Eh, really?!
Reia-chan!
A discovery! A new discovery!
Amazing!
She has a lot of potential.
Next up is...
Reia-chan, you've been picked up!
Next up is this!
Number 29...
Ramo-chan!
Oh, Ramo-chan!
I wonder...
Please!
I wonder what this type of person is like!
How about this setting?
Ah, Ramo-chan, have you ever been picked up?
Yes, I have!
Yes, I have, Ujima-san!
Also, Ramo-chan, have you ever peed on your knees?
That's right!
I've peed on my knees and on my hands!
That's right!
But...
Please have a seat.
Your reaction is better than when you were in North Korea.
That's right. It's hard for me to describe it.
But...
Do you feel familiar with it?
Yes, it's been a while since I felt it.
Do you feel like you're shaking it a little?
You're trying to look like a chair, aren't you?
A new function!
You're trying to look like an original chair.
Your head is like a chair.
It's like a wooden chair.
Oh, I see.
It's hard, isn't it?
It's a chair made of wood.
It's bent like this.
Oh, I see.
It's a little like a chair.
I see. But it's hard.
That's right.
There may be a warmth of wood.
What's with the warmth of wood?
It's not wood!
It's not wood! It's not wood!
It's not wood!
Now, what do you think?
Well...
Where should we put it?
Between second and third place.
It's bent like this.
Oh, I see.
Chiyomi, you're amazing!
You're amazing!
Now, where should we put it?
Yes.
Fifteenth place.
Oh!
Asahi!
This is a pipe chair, isn't it?
Why is it a pipe chair?
It's pretty much my usual chair, but...
Um...
It's my chair!
It's really...
Oh, it's the worst.
It's just... Oh, I'm surprised!
I thought it was your breast!
Kojima-san! Asahi-san doesn't have breasts!
I was trying to say "get out of my way!"
I see.
I'm surprised!
How is it?
But I can feel your usual warmth.
I see.
You're used to it, right?
That's right.
Your butt is really flared up.
It's really painful.
My butt is my butt and it's painful!
As a butt, it's the worst butt!
It's the worst butt!
She's complaining about her chair!
The other way around!
But...
How is it?
Well, Nao-chan is always sitting down and I'm used to it.
It's between 1 and 2.
That's why I lost!
Both of you lost.
Why is it frustrating?!
It's not frustrating at all!
Why is it frustrating?!
I see.
Why is it frustrating?!
You can't sit down and eat!
That's right.
Asahi-san usually doesn't work hard enough.
As a chair.
Shall we go?
There are still a lot of people.
I've been thinking about it every minute.
What is this project?!
I'm relieved!
I've been thinking about it every minute!
I'm relieved!
Kojima!
34!
Who is it?!
It's Lena-chan!
It's my first time meeting Japanese girls!
She's a newcomer!
That's right!
I've never met anyone like her!
Is there a new product?
There's no way!
How is it?
A new product!
Right?
In terms of appearance, all of the Neo products are a little thin.
I was wondering what it would be like.
But it's a new product.
It's like onee-chan!
What?!
It's like onee-chan!
What?!
Onee-chan also sits like this!
Really?!
But it's not good at all!
I don't know.
Terrible!
It's in front of Karen, so it's fifth place.
Sato-san herself said it in a nostalgic way, but this side was one-sided.
It's a stone and it's no good!
It's a chair and it's no good!
It's a big chair!
It's terrible!
Let's continue.
It's Rurika-chan!
I wonder what it is!
But I've ridden on Rurika-san about once.
But as soon as I got on it, it stopped.
I wonder what it's like.
It looks big.
It's big!
It feels heavy, doesn't it?
It's long and it looks like it's going to float.
It's heavy, isn't it?
On the other hand...
It's only 35 points.
It's low!
It's not soft at all!
It's thin!
It has muscles and it's low.
It's either Karen or Karen.
So it's between fifth and sixth place.
It's really heavy!
It's another stone and it's no good!
Is it true?
Isn't this the smallest one?
It's terrible!
It's amazing!
For now, Reia-chan is in first place.
I see!
Even though it's so small!
Even though it's so small, it feels good to sit on it.
It's good, isn't it?
It's big, though.
That's right.
We'll come with you.
So, let's come with you.
Here we are.
What do you think about it?
It's noisy.
But you have thick legs, don't you?
What does it mean "thick legs"?
Don't say it normally without holding back.
What should we do?
My legs are long.
She hesitated.
Don't say it like that.
Oh!
Let's see...
How is it? Is it elastic?
Elastic!
From our point of view, I think it is elastic.
It looks soft.
But it is elastic.
Oh, is it?
Is it elastic?
It's your first time sitting on it, right?
It's my first time sitting on it.
Yes, it is.
It's your first time sitting on it as a chair, right?
It's nice for me to talk as a chair, too.
It has a good fit.
The bones of the butt and the thigh of Amemi-san fit well.
It fits well.
It's nice.
I don't think Kikuchi-san will ever say "talk as a chair" again in his future life.
I think it's only for today.
That's right.
I don't think he will say "talk as a chair" again in his future talent activities.
But it's nice.
It's nice.
I think you two will get along well.
That's right.
Let's get along well in the future, too.
That's right.
Is it good?
But...
Between second and third place...
No way!
But...
Is it something to be happy about?
What will happen?
But isn't it a good feeling?
Yes.
I'm happy.
But "months of miles" and "this" are like "footsteps and bumps".
That's right!
It's different!
It's a fit feeling!
And if you look at it carefully, it's pretty much that order.
It's pretty much that order.
I don't like it, I don't like it!
Really?
It's not like that!
You can't play with me like that!
It's a fit feeling!
Next is...
Me?
I don't like putting people on top of a chair.
It's not for women, right?
But I've been on a chair before.
You've been on a chair before?
I have!
My arms hurt!
The noise is a little...
When you sit down, you can hear the sound of the chair.
My back is turning again.
It's very noisy.
It's noisy in front of him.
But still, Mr. Ishida...
It hurts when I sit down.
I wonder if it's so bad.
Certainly, this chair is a little bad.
It's noisy in front of me.
Let's move on.
Hey!
Ms. Tonoka!
I wonder about Ms. Tonoka.
Ms. Tonoka has a good image.
But it's heavy, so it moves quickly.
It moves quickly.
I'll sit down.
I'll sit down as much as I want.
You're wearing a belt.
I didn't take it off.
Oh! It's kind of...
It's kind of gentle.
Thank you.
If it's like...
It's like a cradle.
It's shaking a little, isn't it?
Like this?
It's good, isn't it?
Yes.
You look like you're going to get drunk.
It's not like that.
It's good. I feel warmth.
You feel warmth.
Yes.
What will you do?
If it's like that...
But it's in front of Mr. Sakai.
Oh!
I always do it like that, but I can't do it anymore.
My efforts are...
You're getting tired of using it, aren't you?
A new one.
A new product has been released.
I see.
Ms. Tonoka, you're also thick-skinned, aren't you?
No, I'm not! I'm warm.
I'm warm.
I see.
You're wearing a keeter.
Yes, I'm wearing a keeter.
Well, let's get started.
Next up is...
Hey!
It's good.
This is...
This is also a good chair for sure.
This is...
It's good.
I recently sat on this chair.
You did, didn't you?
Yes.
Oh, it's good!
It's good!
It's not "it's good."
This chair is...
Well...
I'd like to pay up to 7,000 yen.
Oh, really?
7,000 yen?!
Even so, it's only 7,000 yen!
The length of the legs...
It's just right in size, right?
In size, right?
It's a chair. A chair is a chair.
It's a chair in size.
Of course.
That's right.
As a chair, it's the best.
So...
It's second in size.
Second.
It's second in size.
But it's still a memory.
It's amazing.
That girl is a talent.
Talent.
It's good.
First and second are good.
It's fun.
In terms of science, this size is good.
It's very...
It's true.
It's probably...
It's probably a new work by the manufacturer who made this place.
It's fun.
Furthermore...
Furthermore, there is a new work.
There is a new work.
It's the best.
It's the smallest.
Then, let's see the next one.
Number 27.
What is it?
It's my first time.
It's your first time?
It's my first time.
Please sit down.
I see.
It's fine.
It's fine?
No!
What?
It's hard.
Is it muscle?
It's hard.
Where do you put it?
It doesn't fit at all, does it?
But...
It's 8th place.
8th place?
8th place.
So this area is not good at all.
This area is also not good at all.
What if you put garbage?
Stop it!
You don't need it, do you?
It's not muscle.
It's not muscle, is it?
Well...
Let's continue.
Yes.
Next is...
20th place.
It's open.
It's hard.
It's thin.
It's finally here.
Is it thin?
It's thin, isn't it?
No.
It's only when you look at it as a chair.
Ah...
It's thin.
It's a chair!
It's thin!
What is it?
That's right.
Well...
Mr. Ojima is losing this picture.
Mr. Ojima's legs and...
Is it being compared?
It's like...
It's like I'm riding a chair on top of a chair.
It's because it's thin.
I'm having a hard time.
It's amazing.
It's true.
It's like a pipe chair.
It hurts. It hurts here.
What should we do?
It's like...
It hit me.
It hit you?
The moment I sat down, it hit me here.
Shouldn't we stop it?
Everyone...
You're really saying things like that.
How is it?
It's like a pipe chair.
It hurts.
After Yurika-san...
It's pretty bad.
It's here, right?
You're lying, right?
You think it's pretty bad, don't you?
Yes.
It's pretty bad.
It's true.
And if you sit down, you'll look like you have thick legs.
That's right.
There's a risk like that.
That's right.
It's because you're single.
That's right.
It's like that.
I'm relieved.
The length is also good.
Because you can see your own legs are long.
Next.
Mayu-chan.
She's thin.
She looks like she has muscles.
She's so cute.
How is it?
It's amazing.
It's like a kid's corner chair.
Yes, it's about 600 yen.
It's cheap.
It's like you're pushing it down yourself.
It's cheap, isn't it?
It's a bit sticky.
She's 13 years old.
I don't hate it.
I see.
Because of the size.
I'm so happy.
You're happy, aren't you?
Are you happy?
I'm happy.
Then, from now on...
I don't know.
But...
That's why you always sit on soft chairs.
Sometimes you sit like this.
Like this.
When you sit on soft chairs, you sit like this to change your mood.
That's right.
But...
Between Amemi-san and Ton-chan...
It's 600 yen!
Yes!
I'm so happy!
Thank you!
It's not as thick as meat.
That's right.
What is it?
Well, let's continue.
Next is this one.
Hey!
5'35".
Wanko-san!
Eh, isn't this nice, Mikaela-san?
But it's big!
It feels like muscle.
Ah, it's big!
It's big!
I see.
Elbow. Elbow.
Elbow? That's new.
This is...
Somehow...
It's cute!
It's cute, isn't it?
This is...
It's cute, isn't it?
It's new, isn't it?
This is imported.
That's why!
That's right.
I imported a good one.
Made in Brazil.
It's quite rare in Japan.
It's quite rare.
It's nice to have a bag like this, isn't it?
It's the best new product.
It's the best, isn't it?
Yes.
How is it?
It's comfortable to sit in.
It's comfortable to sit in, but...
It's nice that it has an elbow rest.
That's right.
Well...
But...
It's good as a souvenir, isn't it?
It's quite rare.
It's sixth place.
It's short, but it's sixth place.
But it's quite rare, isn't it?
That's right. It's a new product.
You can sit in it when customers come.
That's right.
What do you mean "customers"?
This one.
Yes.
Endo-san.
Michael!
How is it?
I often sit in it.
How is it?
I'm used to sitting in it.
Michael, it's soft.
I'm sure it'll shake.
Oh, you're right!
It's softer than I thought.
Right?
Yes.
Amazing.
The warmth of a leader.
I see.
It feels like you're wrapped up in it.
Yes, it feels like you're wrapped up in it.
Yes.
Well, for now...
The winner is Kioku-san!
Congratulations!
The angel is coming!
It's funny!
How is it?
Is it good?
It's a little old one, but it's antique shopping.
It's antique.
It's a little...
How can I say...
It's a recycle shop's secret.
So, in terms of ranking...
The item itself is good.
Where should we put it?
It's 4th place!
It's a good thing.
4th place!
This is a good zone.
It's good.
Thank you.
It's good.
Let's see.
It's good.
It's 22nd place!
It's good!
She's definitely in first place!
I have a lot of confidence that she'll be in first place!
This is really exciting!
She's already a high-class person!
She's like a quarterback!
Ah, of course it's different!
I see.
This...
It's like...
It feels different from before!
She's in first place!
The feeling is different!
It's different!
But you've ridden it a few times, right?
It's like...
This...
The thickness is different!
How should I say it?
It feels like it's jammed.
That's true!
That's for sure!
I also have confidence in this!
I want to spend 10,000 yen on this!
Can I try it a little?
Ah! The stability is terrible!
What's wrong with the stability?
The stability is terrible!
What's wrong with the stability?
Even for a man like me to ride it, it feels like it'll be fine!
It feels like I can rely on it!
But I think that if a woman rides it,
she'll be able to feel the great quality of your chair!
I know! I know!
I think that if a woman wears it,
she'll be able to feel the great quality of your chair!
Maybe it's for men only!
I don't like it!
It's like a man's chair!
It's for men only!
I don't like that kind of chair!
I want to wear it for my first wedding!
I don't like it!
But since Mafumafu-san has confirmed it,
it's number one!
It's number one!
But I thought it was someone else!
I'm sorry!
Oh, really?
It's made in a factory in Osaka.
Okay, let's bring it in.
Number 23.
No way!
This is no good! I know what it is!
No, no, no!
Come here!
It looks like it's going to break!
How is it?
The muscles are amazing!
I see!
The muscles!
If it fits someone's butt, it's not a bad thing, but...
Yeah.
It's elastic.
Yeah.
So it doesn't matter if it fits you or not.
Yeah.
The size and everything.
It's about 14 inches.
Oh, it's pretty low!
It's subtle!
It's low!
Really?
Yeah.
I don't know what it is, but...
Even though it's rated as a chair, it looks like it's for bad girls.
What is it?
It looks like it's for girls with no charm.
What is it?
Even though it's rated as a chair, it looks like it's for bad girls.
What is it?
Even though it's rated as a chair, it looks like it's for girls with no charm.
I don't like it!
What is it?
Is it okay?
What is it?
If I got married, I would get married to a woman that looks like a chair.
What is it?
You don't usually sit down, but you look like you don't want to sit down.
Let's move on.
No. 25.
It looks good.
What is it?
I'm scared.
It's a bit of a welcome.
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
You're okay, right?
Go.
You're okay, right?
I've been worried about my legs the whole time.
When I was standing up, I wanted to cross my legs more than anyone else.
Is it okay for me to say it?
It's a bit of a drawback.
You made it yourself.
Did I?
You're quite persistent about it.
You have pretty good muscles.
You're an athlete.
You have a carotid artery problem.
I don't like it!
I can't even turn.
I can only go down.
I thought you were the most excited today.
It's my first time. It's my first time to ride it, so I'm happy.
It's your first time.
It's cute.
This rank is interesting.
You're worse than that, Ishida-san.
What's wrong with that chair?
How bad is it?
That chair is bad.
That chair is always bad.
Help me.
Mami-chan!
This is also cheap.
Only cheap people buy this.
This is made in the same factory as Goto-san's.
I feel the same way.
There is a sense of welcome here.
I want you to talk!
It says "made in America" but it's because you're bald.
I'm a bald Japanese but...
It's because you're a bald bald man.
Is it because you're thin?
It's because I'm thin and it smells like Goto-san.
If you get too much welcome, it's a bit too much.
Yes, it's a bit too much.
It's difficult.
It's 19.
That's a lot.
Ishida-san is worse than that.
Am I worse than that?
Yes.
I don't like it.
I learned a lot.
Is it amazing?
On the contrary, it's amazing.
It's amazing.
Next year, there will be an exhibition at Gasshukoku.
No one will sit down.
Ishida-san is always like this.
Everyone will sit down.
Why?
Everyone will sit down.
Why is that?
Isn't it supposed to be like that?
It's no good.
Let's look at the next one.
It's 17.
Kii-chan!
It's quite rare.
It's rare, isn't it?
But the size is just right, isn't it?
It's originally not for sale.
It's not for sale, isn't it?
That's right.
I'm sorry.
It's not for sale.
It's quite rare.
It's quite...
Ouch!
What's with this butt?
This chair is noisy!
But...
Um...
Just when Hii-chan's thigh bone and my butt bone are of the same size...
Ah, it hits!
It's already...
It doesn't match!
It goes "kokaaan"!
As expected!
It makes a "kokaaan" sound.
As expected, it makes a "kokaaan" sound.
It goes "kokaaan"!
"Kokaaan" doesn't sound good.
It doesn't sound good.
"Kokaaan"...
What does "kokaaan" mean?
It's stuck in my butt!
Is it a mistake of the past?
In terms of number of seats...
Um...
Sixteen!
In front of Okana.
Yes.
I see.
Karen-chan doesn't like it.
That's right.
Ojima-san...
Yes?
There are only three seats left, but they're quite narrow.
Um...
The two seats on the right are for a series.
One, two...
First of all...
Let's start from here.
First of all, Tachibana-san, please take a seat.
- Do you have it? - No, no, no.
- Ah, I feel like I can't do it. - Why not?
- It's small. - It's small?
- Yes, please take a seat. - Well, for the sake of it...
- Your legs are thin, aren't they? - That's true.
- Your butt is big. - Is it big?
- Your butt is big. - That's not it.
- Um... Um... Don't support my butt's size. - I see.
- It's a little strong, isn't it? - My butt is leaking from my knees.
- That's true. - It's not enough. - That's true.
- It's not enough. - It's strong, isn't it?
- It's weak when it's thin. - It's weak, isn't it?
- Your butt is... - It's about four times bigger than my butt.
- It's not that bad. - It's not that bad.
- It's really terrible. - It's terrible.
- It's okay. - You can do it.
- Now, it's the Asian series, so let me combine you. - Ah, yes!
- It's not enough. - It's not enough.
- What are you doing?
- It's fine!
- It was cute!
- Sorry about that!
- What do you think of my butt?
- How do you like it? - I don't like it!
- Depending on the situation, we'll use one of each and when customers come, we'll use both!
- It's different in height and it's loose and...
- Both of them are the best!
- What did you say?
- If it's just Kaede-chan...
- Can you do it alone? - I'm sure I can do it!
- Oh, you're right!
- If you do it alone, you won't be able to do it at all! - But you know, you get an extra bonus!
- You always hug this chair!
- Are you okay? - Ah, it's heavy!
- If it's just Kaede-chan, you can't do it?
- If it's just Kaede-chan, I can't do it at all!
- Then let's move on to Kaede-chan!
- How about this kid-sized one?
- This kid-sized one...
- I couldn't use my strength...
- I see...
- It's about to collapse...
- It's better than bringing out a stone...
- It's better than bringing out a stone, right?
- It's usually the slowest, right?
- I see...
- It's for kids...
- It's for kids, right?
- It's for adults, but it's no good?
- That's right!
- Is it really bad?
- Everyone, from #1 to #24...
- This is...
- #24 is Roka-chan!
- Congratulations, Roka-chan!
- Congratulations!
- Looking at the audience again...
- The order is about to collapse...
- Let's call Teibeck-san...
- Where can we buy that chair?
- Tamashima-san, what do you think?
- In a new light...
- What do you think?
- Can I say it?
- Aren't you stupid?!
What kind of project is this?!
It was fun though, right?
Yes!
It's kind of funny to look at the members like that.
That's right!
And with that, this has been IDOLiNG's "Vegetable Rain"!