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Can you see them?
I don't know.
I'm sorry.
I can't help you.
I'm sorry.
Nice to meet you. I'm an idol who doesn't know anything about idol. I'm Maiko Saito. Nice to meet you.
I'm TV announcer Maiko Saito. Nice to meet you.
This program is for girls who are growing up as idols.
"Idol Class" airs every Thursday at 9:45 p.m.
Let me introduce you to "idol class".
That's what we're going to show you today, but let's get started!
This week's topic is "emergency guest new member awareness survey"!
The new members are in the middle of a hot topic right now,
and we're going to survey what kind of awareness these five new members are trying to give to idols.
But! This survey has already ended!
We're only going to look at the results of it!
I see, this means we'll be able to watch a fun VTR, right?
That's right!
I'm really looking forward to it!
Yes, it's like the usual idol-like thing, but...
The other day, we had an interview with the staff of the new members.
Yes! What was that about?
Actually...
Oh, really?
Oh, you were scared?
Yes, I was really scared.
You were scared, huh?
Well, that interview...
Part of it was recorded, so we're going to watch it today.
Oh, you don't know about it anymore, right?
That you were interviewed.
We're told it's an interview, right?
Yes, it's an interview.
I see. Then you might be able to hear things you don't usually hear, right?
That's right.
What are you talking about?
What's wrong with you?!
What's wrong?!
It hurts quite a bit.
No, no, no! I'm having fun right now, right?!
Whatever you say, I'm always like, "sawa, sawa, sawa, sawa..."
You can't! You can't put your hand out!
This... this is...
What happened for about two seconds?
It's a "tsukkomi" mode, so...
No! No!
It's not like that!
We're talking!
Don't talk about things you don't usually talk about!
This happened before too, right?
When we were students.
That's right! It happens every year or every time.
That means there are members who are involved in this awareness survey.
That's right! Everyone helped out!
We're not involved!
That's because you did the interview with the staff.
That's right.
There are members who helped out.
You're lying!
What?
I'm not the only one.
Who is it?
Wait! Wait!
You're lying!
How was it?
It was really fun to go around.
Go around?
I don't know how far we could go.
It was so different from when we were in high school.
What did you do when you were in high school?
To be honest, high school wasn't that fun.
High school?
When we were in high school, we had an audition.
A preliminary audition.
That's right!
That's why we thought we shouldn't say weird things.
That's right!
I don't know if we were in a hurry last time or if we were just talking nonsense.
This is embarrassing.
She got mad at us.
She got mad at us for the first time.
So we were surprised for the first time.
This might be a good stimulus for the students.
Because students don't have to shake their heads if we shake ours.
I see. We can look forward to it.
My heart is pounding.
Gum is coming in.
Let's see how her heart is pounding during the interview.
Here you go.
I'm inviting new members, but I'm going to have an interview with the director about future plans, so if you ask me in person, you won't say it, so be careful.
At the interview venue, Shikatenin's A.D. Uematsu and Fuji director.
So, the new member awareness survey starts now!
Excuse me.
Here you go.
Mayu Furashima, 14 years old.
Nice to meet you.
You look stylish.
You look cool.
First of all, please introduce yourself.
I'm Mayu Furashima. Nice to meet you.
I'm from Chikugenno.
I'm a 14-year-old junior high school 3rd year student.
I love fashion. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
I know it's sudden, but is it true that you weigh 36kg?
Yes, it's true.
People usually say you're a little fat, but do you have any members who you think are a little crazy right now?
You answered it first.
As I thought, it's Chiyokureiya-chan.
She's a little crazy.
I think it's just the beginning.
I see.
By the way, who do you think is especially cute?
Who do you think is the cutest among the members?
Okawa Ai.
I love her.
Thank you.
Can you imitate Okawa Ai's funny movements?
Okawa Ai's impersonation is...
Can you do it a little more advanced?
I think she's cuter than me.
Who do you think is scary among the members?
Surprisingly, Kikuchi Ami-san.
To be honest, this is idling.
This is idling.
What did you say?
This is idling.
Why did you use English?
I love English-American.
By the way, what would you say in Chinese?
Chinese?
Like "I'm a human being."
I don't know why...
Kikuchi Ami-san, what do you think of her face?
To be honest, what do you think of her face?
I think her eyes are very big.
Yes, I think her eyes are very big.
Does she wear makeup?
She does.
Does she wear makeup?
Ami-chan, is there anything you think you should fix?
Kikuchi Ami-san, is there anything you think you should fix?
If you don't do it differently from before, you won't be able to do it.
I see.
It's opened!
That was the consciousness survey of No. 31, Furuhashi Mayu.
I did it!
You did it well!
The mouthpiece is already opened.
No, it's a rumor! A rumor!
If you were to name it, it would be "eye".
"Eye" is a big word.
At that time, I could only see you as a producer of a show.
I didn't know a new member would say "eye".
But I think you edited it well.
You actually said it a lot.
I was really heartbroken.
No! No!
Of course!
You made me say it!
I didn't say it!
We were operating remotely, so we didn't make you say it.
We didn't say it.
Are you serious?
Are you really mad at me?
No! No!
I'm not mad!
I'm just giving you advice on how you should change it.
I don't know how to change it.
How should I change it?
Talk to a new member!
That was fun!
Let's move on.
Next up is Sekiya-san.
Excuse me.
Sekiya Mayu-chan, right?
She's a cute student.
Please introduce yourself.
Yes.
I'm Sekiya Mayu, 32 years old, 17 years old, and I'm a high school 3rd year student.
I want to become an idol and dance, of course,
but I especially love singing, so I want to become a performer who can sing and dance.
You met an idol group member recently, didn't you? What was your impression of them?
You met an idol group member recently, didn't you?
Yes.
What was your impression of them?
When you're really close to someone you've always seen on TV, you get a great first impression and aura.
Is there anyone you admire among the members?
Is there anyone you admire among the members of the current idol group?
The person I admire is Endo-san.
Endo-san?
Yes.
You like singing, don't you?
Becoming a singer was also one of my dreams, and I really admire you because you sing so well.
Do you know what Endo-san said?
It's really easy to cut.
Endo-san, it's really easy to cut.
Endo-san, you're a little scared, but is it okay?
Of course, I'll do my best to correct any mistakes you make.
That's great.
Then, can you do a gag for me?
A gag?
Of course.
No idling is no idling.
Yes.
So you have to do something.
Either a gag or...
Do you want me to sing with all my heart or...
Will you sing for me?
When will you sing for me?
Right now.
I'll sing "Asakura Thank you" for you.
I want to hear it live.
It's sweet.
Please stand up while singing.
Please stand up.
Please sing "Thank you" for me.
What kind of song is it?
It's so exciting.
It's a pretty good song.
It's not just one song.
Let's change the world.
I'm happy.
That's not good.
That was scary.
All of a sudden, you stood up and...
You came out.
What kind of VTR did we watch before it was released?
What is this?
You were so serious.
But you answered and did it properly.
That's amazing! You even commented properly.
It's a bad score! It's a good score!
No, it's not like that.
She's pulling your leg.
Huh? Huh? Was it like that?
Yeah.
It's exactly like that.
But you did a lot of normal things behind the scenes.
That's right!
You went to gorilla together, didn't you?
You know, you're the best.
Huh? Why? Why?
Because you're amazing.
Kuru-san!
Can I say it?
Hey! Is this McDonald's?
I'm sorry.
How energetic you are!
The drums for the VTR.
The drums.
Next time, let's do it with badminton or something.
That's right!
Seriously!
A new idea.
That's what I want to do!
That's right!
Yes, yes, yes.
A new idea. Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
Next, let's watch Sato Rena's VTR.
Excuse me.
Good morning.
I'm Sato Rena.
You look like an idol.
Please introduce yourself.
Yes, thank you for having me.
I'm Sato Rena, a 14-year-old junior high school student who became a new member of IDLING.
I'm 34 years old. Thank you for having me.
Thank you for having me.
Did you talk with any of your seniors?
Well...
Ishida Karen and...
Yuna Kodo and...
How did you like them?
They were cute.
Which one?
Personally, I like Yuna Karen more.
You like her?
Yes.
Karen, you like her, don't you?
Ishida, you like her, don't you?
No, no. We were in a lesson together.
What was it?
It's been a while since we saw each other.
Well, let's start with Box.
You have five seniors, don't you?
Yes.
Can you rank me based on my face?
Can you rank me based on your face?
Please put yourself in it, too.
Myself, too?
Yes.
No. 1 is Ito Yuna.
No. 2 is Tomoka Erika.
No. 3 is...
Endo Mai.
No. 4 is...
Oh, wait. No. 3 is Naga no Seri.
No. 4 is Endo Mai.
You know...
I don't like Ishida-san that much.
You don't like Ishida-san that much, do you?
No, I don't.
Who do you think is the scariest idol member?
Mirippe-san.
Lastly, please kick my butt.
Please say something and kick my butt.
Please kick me as hard as you can.
No, you can't.
I'll do it.
Okay.
I'll do it.
Okay.
Master, Yuna is cute!
Okay, thank you for that.
This has been Sato Reina's conscious investigation.
It's a new member's awareness survey, isn't it?
Why does the staff always take it all with them?
They leave it all behind and play with it.
Right?
Ishida-san, you weren't into it, were you?
Why is that? We were doing lessons together. Was I that scary?
No, you weren't scary.
I'm not scared of scary things. I just put "you" and "let's" on it.
That's no good. I'll do my best.
You can do it! You can do it!
You're serious about this, aren't you?
But you answered properly.
I wasn't here, but I was playing games alone and rolling around alone.
What's that about?
Everyone asked me if I wanted to do something, and I said I wanted to play games alone.
They told me to do it alone.
You did it?
I went around the chair alone and sat down alone.
That's interesting.
You can play that, right?
Why did you cut that part out?
Cut it out!
The members are enjoying it!
Show it!
We played for about 30 minutes each.
That's a long time.
But what I said at the time was all lies like this.
It's a lie that I'm hated by the staff.
I was surprised. I definitely didn't say that.
Go home and tell your parents.
What are you saying?
You can't just say things like this.
No, in this situation, I said I was hated by the staff.
And I believed it.
So I went home and told my parents.
No way! No way!
I said things like this at home.
But I told my parents that I definitely didn't say it.
You didn't say it, right?
Can I say "v" now?
Let's continue.
Let's watch Wakko.
Next, let's go to the pub.
Okay.
When you come in, please stand up and welcome me.
Did you wait for me?
Yes.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Sorry, sorry.
It's 3 pm in LA. I'm Sato Mikiro Ako.
Are you aiming for the center position among the new members?
No, no, I'm not aiming for the center position.
From now on...
What?
From now on...
What is this?
I didn't know about it at all.
Do you know all of the members' names?
No, I don't know them at all.
By the way...
Yes?
Do you know the MC, Bakarizumu?
Yes, I know him.
How is he? Do you get along with him?
Yes, he's cute like a seven hundred million person.
I know him.
If I tell Masuno-san to be careful...
He'll be very angry...
and he'll graduate.
If I tell Masuno-san to be careful...
Why?
He'll be very angry...
and he'll graduate.
No, no, I won't say anything careful.
I'll do my best.
Miffy-chan?
Miffy-chan.
I don't say it often.
You don't say Miffy-chan?
I don't say Miffy-chan often.
Oh, because you're a boss?
Oh, yes.
Can you do it with all your might?
Miffy-chan.
That's good.
The post is good.
Let's sing it.
That was good.
Miffy-chan.
That was so funny.
Miffy-chan.
Can you sing Miffy-chan's song?
Can you say something and kick my butt?
I saw it just now!
You were doing karate.
I was doing karate.
Kick me.
Kick you?
Do you like getting kicked?
I love it.
I'm going to kick you, can you kick me at that tempo?
Can I?
Yes.
Kick me.
Come on!
Yes.
Kick me.
Don't get wet later.
I'm just saying thank you.
That was the 35-member Sato Mikeira Wako survey.
Thank you.
If you didn't use that part, we could have heard more about you.
Why did you put it in there?
Did you think of Miffy-chan's song on the spot?
Yes, yes.
She suddenly told me to do it and I couldn't do anything about it.
I'm embarrassed.
So you can make anything into a song?
I think it's a special skill.
It's a special skill.
She said she made a song on the spot.
She made a song?
She was in a band.
Then...
Can you sing Miffy-chan's song "Kaze de Nekonda"?
Go for it!
One, two, three, go!
Miffy-chan's "kaze de nekonda" can only be eaten by rotten mushrooms.
Yes, yes, yes!
Hey, Kikuchi-san...
Huh? Wait a minute...
No, no, no! I don't like that!
Kikuchi-san...
I can do it, I can do it!
Umm...
Miffy-chan's "rentally talented" can only be eaten by rotten mushrooms!
Yes, yes, yes!
I did it!
A new member...
A young new member did it for me, so...
I have to show you my own experience...
Miffy-chan's "rentally talented" can only be eaten by rotten mushrooms!
Yes, yes, yes!
Miffy-chan's "rentally talented" can only be eaten by rotten mushrooms!
I don't like it anymore!
I really don't like it!
I can do it a little more!
Miffy-chan's "rentally talented" can only be eaten by rotten mushrooms!
Miffy-chan...
Wait a minute, really, wait a minute...
I'm serious, I'm serious, I'm serious!
Wait a minute!
I'm so scared I can't speak anymore!
No, but why did you come to me?
Wait, Endo-san...
No, you have your own specialty!
Endo-san...
During the divorce settlement...
Miffy-chan's "rentally talented" can only be eaten by rotten mushrooms!
I don't know! I don't know!
This kind of thing is really...
Making adults do it is the most interesting!
It's about time you don't do it anymore!
You say something like that when you're at ease!
Scary! Scary!
Idling is scary!
It's the strongest!
But it's amazing, right?
You sang it straight away with the ad-lib!
It's cool! It's cool!
I'll do my best from now on!
It's amazing!
But you don't know the name at all, right?
I don't know!
You don't know, right?
I don't know at all!
It's okay, right?
You don't say "oi!" or "chotto!" or anything like that, right?
I don't know!
We have a little bit of time, so can we have one more person?
Miffy-chan's song.
Yokoyama-san.
Yokoyama-san!
I forgot to flush the toilet, Miffy-chan!
Toilet! Toilet!
I forgot to flush the toilet, Miffy-chan!
It's not over! It's not over!
Do the toilet!
I forgot to flush the toilet, Miffy-chan!
Goodbye!
Mafumafu-san, you thought we wouldn't come, didn't you?
What? You thought we wouldn't come, didn't you?
You thought we wouldn't come, didn't you?
Let's go, let's go!
That's where we're going!
This is embarrassing!
Now, shall we look at the next one?
Next up is Hashimoto Luka-chan!
Have a seat.
I'm Hashimoto Luka-chan!
Hashimoto is correct.
Please introduce yourself.
Hi, I'm Hashimoto Luka.
I'm in 7th grade and 23 years old.
You're the same.
What's the point of your outfit today?
The point of my outfit today is...
It's red, red, red point, right?
Red does not exist.
Red does not exist, right?
Here...
A skirt...
So cute!
Is Mr. Hashimoto a good sister?
Yes!
What do you like about him?
When I'm in trouble,
he helps me out.
Wow!
When I'm in trouble,
he helps me out.
Is there anything you want him to fix?
I want him to be smarter and learn from me!
He's not stupid at all!
Who do you admire in the idol group?
Asahi.
What do you like about Asahi?
His smile is cute and...
How do I put it?
Is he cute?
He's cute. He's super cute!
And he's funny, isn't he?
I'm not funny.
You're mean!
I'm mean!
You're mean!
Who do you think is better than Asahi?
Out of the current idol members,
who do you think is better than Asahi?
Better than him?!
What?!
Everyone's answering this.
Is it true?
He's really outgoing and fun.
He's really funny.
What?!
Ninja-chan?
Ninja-chan was talking just now.
She's more reliable than Kayopi.
Yeah, I like Ninja-chan.
What do you think of Hitomi Sakai?
Is she really drunk?
That's a lie.
Oh, is it?
Did you believe it?
I'm from Miyazaki and it's also a lie.
Oh, is it?!
What?!
What did you say?
I didn't say anything.
So, Hashimoto-san, do you sometimes say "I'm from Okinawa" in the middle of it?
What?!
Can I say it?
Is it okay?
I'm from Okinawa and it's also a lie.
I'll do my best.
I'm from Okinawa and it's also a lie.
Can you tell me about your future plans?
Future plans?
Yes.
First of all, I'd like to graduate from Idol League at the age of 25.
How old were you just now?
I was 13 years old.
13 years old.
So you have 12 years left?
That's a long time.
Yes.
So, your idol career is 25 years old?
That's right.
So, Endo-san, you're graduating and saying goodbye?
That's right.
Endo-san, you're graduating and saying goodbye?
That's right.
Endo-san, you're graduating and saying goodbye?
Please say your regards to Endo-san and say goodbye.
It's pretty self-centered.
Take it in your own way and say it to him.
Yes.
Please.
Can I say it?
Leader, congratulations...
Leader, congratulations!
I hope you'll do your best on stage!
I can't do this!
That was the 33rd Hashimoto & Luka awareness survey.
Graduation has been decided.
Luka cut me off.
If you graduate as an idol, you're alone.
So, good luck.
You just said the same thing again.
It's already decided you'll graduate.
But you'll do it until you're 25.
That's right.
I was asked that too.
Actually, I'm 31 years old.
I'm 32 years old.
You've improved.
So, you're 25 years old.
How old are you now?
I'm 13 years old.
Oh, you're 12 years old.
You're 12 years old.
I'm 49 years old.
No one remembers you.
I'm an old man.
You're not an old man.
I'm an old man.
You're different from Kaede.
I really don't like you.
You look alike, but your personality is different.
Luka is smarter.
No, Luka is the smartest.
No, no, no.
Luka, you're stupid, aren't you?
You're being silly.
You're here now, so...
You're older and younger than me, so...
That's right.
You're here now, so...
I'm sorry.
You're fluttering now, aren't you?
That's it.
You're like, "Oh, I'm in."
You should leave it to these two.
It's their scene.
I didn't know.
But you're different from Konnichiwa.
Right?
You're different.
You're stupid.
Please be careful.
You're really stupid.
But you say it all the time.
No!
You're definitely smarter than me.
Please believe me.
Wait, wait, wait.
You're in now.
It's hard, isn't it?
It's hard.
It's hard to say, but...
You should have come in now.
No, no.
No, no, no.
Wait a minute.
You can't hold hands.
You can't.
You're amazing.
Yes, so all the new members have finished.
But actually...
Yes, yes.
We had another person investigate.
Oh?
Who could it be?
Who do you think it is, Asahi-san?
No, it's not stupid or anything like that...
No, I know who it is!
It's me!
You idiot!
But it's...
But as soon as this V started, I don't know what, but pain started running all over my body.
There's nothing more painful than this.
Right, Asahi-san? Do you think it's such a big mistake?
Let's see.
Now, we've seen all of the new members' interviews, but there are still people who have interviews here.
What?
There are.
It's already over, isn't it?
No way! Isn't it five people?
That person should be coming soon, right?
I'd like to see it.
Good morning.
What?!
Good morning.
What's up with you three?
What is it?!
Why are you writing like that?!
Actually, Asahi-san, even when you were doing your self-awareness survey, you were caught in a prank, but...
No way! No way! No way!
But this time...
Well, now that I'm a new member...
All of a sudden?
For this recording, I'd like to do Asahi-san's plan.
Oh, that too.
Together with Fujii-director.
So, today is a plan meeting.
A plan meeting.
Doesn't it feel different today?
You haven't noticed it yet, have you?
I haven't noticed it.
So, I'd like to think of a plan with Asahi-san.
He's glancing at you.
You're curious, aren't you?
I'm curious.
A plan...
Are you thinking of a plan?
Has Asahi-san ever said to Fujii-director that he wants to do a plan like this?
What?!
Yes, when I was in middle school, I said I wanted to do it for a fashion project.
But you're not a model, are you?
No, I'm not a model.
Why do you say that?
I don't know.
But you're not a model, are you?
No, I'm not.
So, well, it's been a while.
And, I don't know, but my arms have gotten stronger again recently.
Have they gotten stronger?
Actually...
Can you try it with air?
Why do you want me to do it with air?
I want you to see it.
I've never seen it before.
You've never seen it before!
You've been in it for about a year, haven't you?
So, air is normal.
3...
2...
1...
It's like this.
Did you win just now?
I won just now.
Okay, let's end it here.
She's like, "Oh, no."
You're like, "Oh, you're right. You're strong."
Asahi-san, can you do an impromptu dance?
Hey, we were just talking about it!
Can you do it now?
If I say, "Get excited,"
Huh?
If I say, "Get excited,"
What do you mean, "Get excited"?
If you can't do it, you don't have to do it.
If you can't do it, that's fine.
I can do it, but...
Here we go.
Can you do it now?
No, I'll do it myself.
No, you'll do it yourself.
No, no, no.
You can't do it?
Then you don't have to do it.
I can do it, I can do it.
Okay, here we go.
Wait, which one is it?
Here we go.
I can do it.
Get excited!
More!
Use it all over the room.
Make it move.
I like skirts.
You want to do this kind of project, don't you?
What? I'm not excited about it.
You were very excited just now.
It's only one person who hasn't finished yet.
Please.
What song are you singing?
I'll start.
Wait, wait, wait.
Sing.
I don't want to do it.
If you don't want to do it, that's fine.
I want to do it.
I'll start.
Get excited.
What's with this feeling?
Today, just the two of us
Just say something.
Don't upset me, please.
Don't irritate Asahi.
It's hot.
Please do it.
Please do it in Summer Lion.
It's hot.
She is serious.
As expected of her.
That's all for today.
She is a new member and Nao Asami's acquaintance.
Asami-san, you are amazing. You can do anything.
No, I had to do it.
You said you can do it if you can't do it.
You said you can do it if you want to do it.
I can do it, but...
I'm not a king. Calm down.
How did you feel when you answered?
I think you noticed it, but my voice is small. Do you know?
- Is it Asami-san's? - No, it's me.
- Is it Asami-san's? - Yes, yes.
My heart was broken.
Was it broken?
I was wondering what was going on.
But you answered honestly.
If you say you can't do it, I have to show you that I can do it.
You can't do it.
If you say you can't do it, I have to show you that I can't do it.
So you're the type of person who says it clearly.
You didn't say it in the end, did you?
If you say you need it or not, you don't need it.
You're terrible!
It was just for us to have fun.
It only lasted 30 minutes that day.
It was the first 30-minute work for me.
- Just for that? - Yes.
You came just to make us laugh.
I thought you had a great way of thinking.
- But it was fun, wasn't it? - It was fun.
- You like that kind of thing, don't you? - Yes.
This interview is for the new members.
It's an annual check-up for each of you.
- Check-up? - Regular check-up.
Do you feel energetic this morning?
It was subtle.
But I do feel like doing it.
- That's what I like about it. - I see.
It's not "I see."
- It's really... - You're getting cold lately.
- It's because you're young. - That's not it!
I'm not young!
You're old.
We've checked the check-ups for each of you.
- How was it for you? - I was surprised.
- You were surprised, weren't you? - I was surprised.
- They didn't explain anything in detail. - I see.
And I didn't expect them to ask me questions I didn't know.
- And you answered honestly. - I didn't expect it to be broadcasted.
Don't ask weird questions!
I didn't know what to say.
- But it was really fun. - Yes.
It was really fun.
It's hard to get involved, isn't it?
I'm glad you like it.
It's like you're looking at yourself in the past.
Serina at that time wasn't like this!
She was like this at that time!
You two have similar vibes.
- You two have similar vibes. - What?
She was like a flying...
She was like a flying bird.
- Was she like this? - No...
- She was like a train on a rampage! - Really!
- I'm sorry, Mr. Yazawa. - You were very considerate at that time. - Thank you. - Let's do our best. - We'll do our best.
- But we don't want you to lose your energy budget. - That's right! We don't want you to lose your energy budget. - Yes!
- That's all for today. This has been "Emergency Guest New Member Consciousness Survey". Goodbye! - Goodbye!