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I'm Matsu of IDLING. Nice to meet you!
I'm Akira Morimatsu of FUTURE DIALOGUE. Nice to meet you!
This show is about IDLING girls who are growing up as idols.
IDLING broadcasts every Thursday at 4.45pm.
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Tamano-san, you want to do this, don't you?
What are you doing?
Isn't it hard for you?
If you do it, I'll beat you up!
Let's welcome today's guests!
With a collaboration between FANTHOM WORKS and IDLING,
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ZOZOZOZOZO ZOMBIE CARACTER
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ZOMBIE CARACTER!
What would you do?
As a person? As an idol? And as an idol?
Well, as you go through life, you have a series of choices.
That's right.
You have to think about where and which you will choose.
When an idol member is forced to make a choice in a certain situation,
which one should you choose? And as a person? As an idol? And as an idol?
How should you act?
By talking with each other in case of an emergency,
we hope you will have a happier life.
If you make a wrong choice...
That's right.
...your life will be in danger.
Yes.
We hope you will choose the right path.
Now we will ask you "what would you do?"
As a person? As an idol? And as an idol? Which one will you choose?
Think about it and answer us.
Well, let's start with the first question.
Yes.
Here it is.
If you drop it within three seconds...
A. Eat it. B. Don't eat it.
If you eat it, it's A. If you don't eat it, it's B.
Well, that's about it.
That's about it.
Well, please show us.
A. Don't eat it. B. Don't eat it.
Yes.
That's about it.
Huh? Ito-san, what's wrong with you?
Why?
I'm the opposite.
That's true.
I'm the opposite.
That's true.
You're making me angry.
Stop it!
You're making me angry.
I'm in trouble.
Do you eat it?
Which one is more common?
Isn't it about half?
Michael, you don't eat it?
I don't eat it.
What?
Michael, you don't eat it?
I eat it.
I don't eat it.
If you drop something juicy, you don't eat it.
You don't eat it.
Do you eat something on your dirty floor?
What do you mean by "dirty floor"?
Do you mean your dirty floor?
I'm clean now.
You're clean now.
I'm clean now.
Do you eat something with juice?
You don't eat it when you drop food.
But you drop pizza when you eat a candy.
Yeah, you drop it.
I don't think you should eat it.
No, I will wash it.
A first generation person doesn't eat it.
I will definitely eat it.
To be honest, upstairs eat it.
To be honest, I don't like beans.
Yes, yes, Kurama-san.
Well, Reina-chan, you're not eating it, but I saw you eating it.
What?!
Wow!
Um...
Kiyoko-san, you're lying a lot!
I was eating the sweets that fell on the floor of the rehearsal room normally.
Normally?
Yes.
What?!
I was eating it.
Very casually.
Casually.
Who said that?!
Stop it! You're eating it, Kiyoko-san!
When Kiyoko-san eats something that fell on the floor of the rehearsal room, she says "it's dirty" and gets slapped on the back.
She says "I want to stop."
So...
But you ate it, didn't you?!
But...
There may be a time when you eat it, but...
Isn't there?!
There is!
It's A!
If it's peanuts, is it okay?
Doesn't it depend on the place?
If you fall in your own house...
House?
House?!
It's not anyone's house.
This land is Fuji TV's land.
It's not your house.
If it ends, another show will be here.
So if it's above my skirt...
Ah! If it fell, it's not your house!
It's not your house!
When you go to eat...
Someone takes away your salad...
And before you put it in your plate...
It falls in between!
If you have a plate like this, lettuce will...
It's attached here, right?
But if you have a table like that, what do you do?
We eat!
You eat!
You eat from above, right?
We eat!
If there's someone cool, we definitely won't eat.
If you have a friend, you'll eat them all.
Ishida-shi, you don't eat?
We don't eat.
You're a lady!
I really hate people who eat.
I don't hate them, but...
When I drop something, I wonder if it's attached or not.
I wonder if it's attached or not.
I don't like it.
Sato-san?
Yes?
If it's like sandwiches, I'll eat it.
Sandwiches?
Sandwiches!
I always wonder...
What is a sandwich?
What is it?
It's something you eat.
But you drop it and it takes you 3 seconds to pick it up?
No, no.
What's the difference between dropping and picking up?
It doesn't come together.
I wonder what it is.
That's true.
Who made it?
Right?
Who made it?
Sandwiches are said to be good.
Right?
The one who made the sandwich rule is the one who eats it.
It's time for the one who eats it.
Sandwiches...
Masaki-san, do you eat them?
I don't eat them.
You don't eat them.
Why?
Because they're dirty.
But...
I can eat them.
I can eat them, but I don't eat them on purpose.
Really?
I can eat them. If it's just a little snack.
But I don't like girls who say they don't eat them.
You know what I mean, right?
On the contrary, I like girls who say they don't eat them.
I like girls who say they don't eat them.
I'm so angry!
You're a cat lover.
That's right.
You're like a satellite man.
Why do you make me eat them without you eating them?
Can you eat them?
We can eat them, too.
I can eat them, but I don't eat them on purpose.
I can eat them, but I don't like girls who say they don't eat them.
You're going too far.
I hate men who say that.
You're not even friends with her.
You're just friends.
I think you should be more gentle.
You're right about that.
I see.
You know what I mean.
Here's the next question.
When you're asked to do an erotic pose in a gravure film, will you do it or not?
Which one should I do?
I don't trust anyone.
I don't even trust magazines.
Are you sure it's a magazine?
I've never seen it.
Now, everyone, please think about it.
It depends on the situation, too.
Everyone, you have DVDs and photos, right?
I think you have something like this.
I have photos and things like that, but...
Now, let's see it together!
Which one is it?
This is...
Reiya-chan's photo.
Reiya-chan's photo!
Stop it!
No, it's okay.
If it's like that, it's okay, right?
It's your job, so you have to do it.
You're strong!
Don't take my nude pictures every month!
Be careful!
Oshima-san is A, right?
Yes.
To be honest, I don't like it, but...
If I were to do it myself, I might think "what would people think if I did it myself?"
But if I were to do it for someone else, I think it would look better.
I don't know about that world, but it does exist, right?
Yes, it does.
What do you ask for?
For example, if there's a table here...
Can you see it? It's like a swimsuit.
I think I might try it.
There's a way of doing it.
This is interesting.
For example, you're wearing a sailor suit.
You wear a sailor suit?!
For example...
You wear a swimsuit in advance.
If you do it like this...
Actually you can see the swimsuit, but if you wear a sailor suit like this...
It's like you can see the bottom of the swimsuit.
That's one way of doing it.
And you show where you're taking it off.
Oh, that's one way of doing it.
That's one way of doing it.
For example, you wear long socks.
When you're wearing a swimsuit.
And you lie down on the bed.
And you raise your legs up.
And you move your socks around.
By yourself?!
By yourself.
Like this?
Like this.
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
Like this?
Like this.
And lastly...
Where's the camera?
The camera is around here.
That's so embarrassing!
And lastly...
You move your socks around.
And you take it off by yourself.
What kind of job is that?!
That's one way of doing it.
That's pretty tough.
And for the uniform...
You're wearing a swimsuit inside of it.
And you're only wearing the uniform in meetings.
But if you check it out later...
You can see the swimsuit inside of the uniform.
Oh, so it's different?
Yeah, you can see it because of the wind.
Like white swimsuits.
Yeah, like that.
I see. I see.
And...
Everyone's talking about it.
Everyone's talking about it!
Here it comes! Here it comes!
Ninja, can I say something?
Ninja, can I say something? Ninja, please let me say something.
Ninja, from your experience...
Underneath a light white T-shirt...
You're wearing a flashy colored swimsuit...
And you're being wet by water...
And you're falling!
I don't like that!
But...
You can't see it much better than a swimsuit, right?
But you still don't like it.
I don't like it when situations are hard to understand.
I see.
Swimsuits aren't used like that.
What are you talking about?
Do you know?
Like in the pool!
Like in the commentator!
Like in the pool!
You don't use it when you're swimming.
Like in your room!
Like when you're taking off your swimsuit.
You don't normally use it like that.
I see.
When men see that kind of picture...
They think, "Oh, I'm a little nervous."
I don't really care about people who don't move much.
That's how it is.
I graduated when I was in middle school.
But for example, do you watch DVDs?
DVDs of all of your gravure idols.
I don't watch them at all!
I'm not interested in them at all!
Because...
I know about them!
Even if you don't work on your imagination, it's already enough for you.
Masato-san, you're that kind of person.
What?
Masato-san, you're that kind of person.
Nobody's talking about weird things like that.
It's about the future, right?
You shouldn't say anything more.
Asahi-san, is there such a thing?
Asahi-san, are you having an affair?
Are you having an affair?
I didn't know about it!
Are you having an affair?
To be honest, I've been thinking about what this is about.
I've never done it before.
It's not like I've done it with Ubeko and Nao on DVD.
I'm sure of it.
It's amazing that you all have such experiences.
I see.
You've gained new knowledge.
I see.
You don't know much about idol activities.
Everyone's doing their best.
It's fun.
Let's move on to the next question.
This one.
When a producer who's been taking care of you for seven years quits...
A. Crying B. Holding back tears
Which one?
It's because you've been taking care of them for seven years.
A. Crying B. Holding back tears
That's true.
There's no right or wrong answer.
It's up to you.
There are people who cry.
There are different patterns.
Let's see it together!
There are many people who hold back their tears.
Eiga, Asahi-san, Tajibana-san.
But isn't it easy to cry during idol activities?
That's right.
Hasn't this happened recently?
It has.
I heard it happened.
It was that day.
It was only that day.
What is "that day"?
It's a subtle day, isn't it?
What do you think it is?
What's with the big wall?
This is completely before riding a five-seater car!
You didn't say anything, did you?
K.P.!
It's like you did something bad!
K.P.!
Yes, K.P.
K. Ketosawa-san, right?
K. Ketosawa-san!
Tajibana-san cries.
Doesn't she cry?
She's been taking care of us since the audition.
Now that we're apart, it's hard for us to see each other.
But she doesn't cry that much.
That's true.
But not everyone cries.
We want to say goodbye with a smile.
That's right.
But not everyone cries.
Even if it's just a little thing that happens on this show, you cry a lot.
Seven years is too long.
My head turns white when I hear it.
It's not like I cry.
You cry more than you cry.
I'm surprised.
I see.
Tachibana san, do you think you'll cry?
Yes.
Don't you think you'll cry?
I think you'll cry.
There are people who cried.
I see.
Do you think you'll cry?
Let's look at this.
What is there to look at?
This is...
Your face.
Are you embarrassed?
Don't you think you'll cry?
Actually, when KP first told the members that they'd move,
we kept filming.
This is their faces.
You don't look like you'll cry!
You're crying because you're embarrassed.
There's nothing else.
You're thinking about tomorrow, right?
That's not it!
That's right.
You can see the exit, right?
I want to go home!
You want to go home, right?
It was really fun.
Asahi-san, you're crying, right?
Asahi-san, here you go.
Here you go.
She's crying.
What is this?!
She'll cry.
What is this?!
She'll cry.
She's crying, right?
I'm remembering a lot of things.
That's true.
I'm not crying.
Tachiba-san, you're remembering things?
You're remembering things, right?
You don't look like you'll cry.
Stop it!
This isn't crying, it's just a strange feeling.
You said you wouldn't cry.
Let's look at the others.
Sakai-san, how about you?
I didn't cry either, but I heard a lot of stories.
You heard a lot of stories?
Let's take a look.
This is Sakai-san's picture.
Sanae-san, this...
Can I say this?
This is totally...
Fandacool!
It's definitely Fandacool!
It's definitely Fandacool's face.
This is so funny!
I'm not sure if she's happy or not.
Anyway, isn't this a little too high?
This is Fandacool, right?
This face...
She was actually doing this in front of us.
Why are you crying now?
I'm so surprised!
Let's look at Miyake-san.
Miyake-san isn't crying either.
Miyake-san's face is like this.
She's kind of sick of it.
Her center of gravity looks like hers.
What is it?
She's been the same producer for 7 years.
Doesn't it change all of a sudden?
Doesn't it make you think about what you're going to do in the future?
It's when you think about what you're going to do in the future.
It's not about what's going to happen in the future, it's about what's going to happen in the future.
It's like this!
Let's look at Michael.
Michael...
It won't open, right?
I didn't do it!
I didn't do it! I'm serious!
That's why you look like that!
That's right!
If I were KP...
I'd be like "Am I slipping?"
Why am I slipping?
This choice is completely evil!
No, because the one who's crying is really crying!
Tamagawa-san!
Tamagawa-san, are you there?
Tamagawa-san, over here!
See!
Right?
Goto-san, you can't see it either, but...
This is what you call "crying"!
Even if you're not crying, it's like this, right?
Um...
Can we see Sakai-san one more time?
Sakai-san, over here!
Hunger!
Amazing!
You're kidding!
Let's see Goto-san!
Goto-san, over here!
Goto-san, you're crying, right?
I'm crying!
So pretty!
So cute!
Even though you're crying, you're holding it in, right?
No, but like...
They kept telling me not to cry!
So I held it in...
They told you not to cry?
So like, when I cried...
Tachi Hiroshi!
No!
Tachi...
Um...
KP...
KP-san told me...
So like...
But like...
I tried to hold it in, but...
It's not acting or anything, is it?
I see...
And Kurata-san, let's look at you.
Kurata-san, here you are.
You look like a baby.
I know, right?
Comparatively, the members who are closer to each other are shorter, right?
That's right!
Right?
Because, you know...
Tamagawa-san is really the best!
I don't really have any memories of you!
Because, you know...
I'm already crying!
What?!
What's wrong with you?!
Because, I joined idling because of you, right?
And then I thought, "Ah, I'm grateful for you."
And I thought, "Will you take care of me until I graduate?"
I'm sorry!
That's amazing!
Now, as a result...
You'll take revenge for this.
A mouthpiece.
I was really held back, too.
You were held back?
Really!
But, in the end I cried, so...
Really, really, really.
In the end I cried, so...
That's because you were held back, right?
Yes.
I understand.
Let's look at your face when you were held back.
Here!
That's really funny!
It's similar to "de", isn't it?
It's really similar!
What is it?
It's a little different.
De
Ah, it didn't show up on your face.
It's really similar.
Did you cry after this?
After this, yes.
We asked the staff to make sure you didn't cry after this.
We watched it until the end to make sure you didn't cry.
But you didn't cry at all.
Huh?
Ah, I was wrong.
At home. At home.
What?
Really?
Yes.
And also...
Since the camera is rolling...
We won't talk about it in detail.
For example, what caused you to move.
We don't want you to say anything in particular.
Okay?
So we asked you to stop the camera and tell us the reason.
Ah, we didn't say it.
You're the only one who's worried about it.
What did you do?
No, no.
At that time...
No, no, no.
At that time...
Maybe you should have looked more modest.
What do you mean by "modest"?
That's right.
But...
That's right.
Scary.
The camera was rolling, wasn't it?
Was it rolling? By chance?
By chance?
There were about three of them.
It was rolling.
But it was a big camera.
That's right.
Let's look at Ms. Kawamura.
What?
Ms. Kawamura, how was it?
I don't think I cried.
I felt like I couldn't cry.
The little kids were really crying.
Are there little kids in here?
Um...
What do you call it?
Young people.
I don't think I cried like that.
Who are you?
I'm sorry.
Here is Ms. Kawamura's picture.
I don't know what you're doing.
What?
You did it.
It's your usual face.
As usual.
Did you open your mouth?
Who are you talking to?
Hey.
Did you leave it in the ice coffee?
You did it!
I've been waiting for you for a long time.
That's funny.
You ordered it before it came to that table, didn't you?
You did it!
That's funny.
You ordered it before it came to that table, didn't you?
You're very clever.
Okay.
The little kids aren't eating yet.
Ms. Nagano.
Yes.
Ms. Nagano.
Here it is.
Oh.
She was very serious.
Yes.
She ran away very well.
I didn't run away!
I was really surprised and listened very seriously.
Are you okay?
You can't laugh like that, can you?
I can't laugh!
Why did you bring me like that?
All right.
Let's look at Kaede-chan. Kaede-chan, over here.
Kaede-chan, what's going on? I don't get it.
I was holding back my tears.
Huh?
I was holding back my tears.
You were?
That face...
But really...
That face doesn't concern you, does it?
I don't know what's going on.
That face isn't cute at all.
Now, let's look at Ojima-san. Ojima-san, over here.
Ah, it's coming out!
Change your face! Change your face! Change your face!
I'm not drunk!
Now, it's a surprised face.
When you said it...
A surprised face.
Why is it crumpled up?
Your face came out! Your face came out!
Now, let's look at Okawa-san.
Okawa-san, over here!
Oh!
It's crumpled up.
It was at the far end, so I lifted it up and looked at it.
That's how it was.
You're thinking about how you're going to show it, right?
I'm not thinking about it!
Even just now...
That's right, I wanted to show you my earrings.
You wanted to show me your earrings.
It's different.
What kind of scenery are you doing it in?
I wanted to show you my earrings.
That's right.
I was listening seriously.
Yes!
Thank you for everything you did for me.
This K.P.
Yes, there are pros and cons for everyone.
Yes.
Lastly, please say "thank you for everything you did for me."
Let's say "goodbye."
Yes!
Three...
Yes!
Thank you for everything you did for me!
Thank you very much!
Goodbye!
What do you mean "goodbye"?
I feel like I'm making fun of you.
I don't like it!
You're the one making fun of me!
I want to say it more seriously.
Eh?
Goodbye is not funny.
Goodbye is not funny!
What does it mean?
Does it mean "good night"?
What does it mean in English?
Does it mean "see you"?
What does it mean in English?
Yes, so...
That's it!
What?
Hm?
Well...
- Four of them. - Huh?
- Why are you dressed like that? - Why? - What's wrong? - What should we do? - Isn't it Goto-san's fault? - No, I didn't do anything! - It's Goto - san's fault for wearing such weird clothes. - No, I didn't! - Well, you must be like this because you feel lonely, right? - I guess so. - Okay, I'm going to remove you like that. - Okay! - Yes, so that's it! - You as a person, as an idol, and as an idol group!