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I'm MC of IDOLiNG, Masno Bakari!
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I'm MC of IDOLiNG, Matsuika!
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This show is about IDOLiNG girls who are growing up as idol singers.
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We are IDOLiNG!
Hello!
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Today, we are at Tokyo Idol Festival 2013 Doll Factory's live stage!
There are many cute idols here.
Can we trade with you?
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Can we have one of you to stand over there?
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Can we have three of you stand over here?
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This show is brought to you by TOKYO IDOL FESTIVAL.
Everyone, please say the title song!
One, two...
Out of the TIF! Let's talk about everything!
IDOLiNG GONG SHOW!
What did you say?
I'm sorry.
I didn't hear you at all.
You don't know about that?
You're giving us such a wonderful stage.
Do you have any complaints?
I'll buy you some time.
Tell me about this idol festival.
You do, don't you?
We don't have such a wonderful stage like this.
We're grateful for it.
The audience seems to be having fun.
It's a festival once a year.
Tell me about it.
You've been thinking about it, haven't you?
Yes, I have.
I was thinking about the stylist not wearing it anymore.
It's been two years ago.
The staff of the idol festival bought it for me and put it on me.
So I'm here to complain about the stylist not wearing it anymore.
I'm glad you're complaining about it.
It's not like that.
Calm down.
I'll complain about it later.
The stylist didn't wear it anymore.
It's a real one.
It's something you can wear.
Do you know about the famous magazine, "vivi"?
I know about it.
It's famous, isn't it? I've heard of it before.
That famous female fashion magazine, "vivi", is celebrating its 30th anniversary.
To commemorate it, for the first time in 10 years,
an exclusive model audition is being held.
As an idol group, you can't miss this chance.
So...
We don't know where you are.
Don't miss this chance.
Because you've lost a lot of weight.
No, no, no.
It's not the right genre for you.
But I think it's a chance for you.
One more chance for you, too.
No!
No, it's not!
You've lost yourself.
Do you understand?
So...
Taking advantage of this chance,
we've applied for your profiles!
No, no, no.
We did it because we thought it would be good for you.
So, let's get started!
We've entered the exclusive model audition for "vivi", which is a top-class fashion magazine!
Let me announce the results!
Don't embarrass me!
I really like you!
Don't embarrass me!
Well...
Are you ready?
By the way...
Yes, Mr. Oaker, you know, right?
Mr. Oaker is JJ's exclusive model.
And Mr. Tamagawa...
Mr. Tamagawa is also an exclusive model.
Yes, Mr. Tamagawa is also an exclusive model.
He's also an exclusive model, so please come here.
No, I mean he's already...
He's already an exclusive model, so...
Please take your seat over there.
Yes, yes, yes.
I was so happy!
As expected of a model!
You're different!
That's how it is.
That's love.
Thank you.
Excuse me.
That's not true!
Asahi-san is...
No, Asahi...
Asahi was about to leave when I said she was a model.
That's not true!
Of course, there is a profile you applied for for this audition.
Here is the entry form.
I didn't write it!
What?!
You wrote it, Michael-san!
Did you all write it?
No, we didn't!
We didn't!
By the way, this is the entry sheet.
The managers of each agency wrote it for you!
Our wonderful managers wrote it for you!
Right?
So...
What?
The managers are looking at you!
Why are you pointing at them? Stop it!
Are you an amateur?
However, this entry form...
Of course, there is a profile photo and a full- length photo.
And you have to submit a document first.
Right?
Since you are idols, of course you have to submit a document first.
That's right!
And you have to submit a document first.
These are the maximum photos you can submit.
Right?
Idols sell themselves for their cuteness.
Right?
Idols say, "I'm cute, so I want to be an idol."
That's right!
Why?!
Stop it!
So it's decided that you'll accept it for sure, and you're all confident that it'll be over, right?
Right, Sakai-san?
Right?
If you pass this time...
What should I do?
If you pass this time, who do you want to pass this happiness to?
First of all, I want to put it in Miyazaki's convenience store.
You want to put it in Miyazaki's convenience store magazine!
Yes.
I see.
Sakai-san already knows that you won't pass.
What?!
Ah, she said it.
She said it! She said it!
Sakai-san said it.
Eh?! Is that how you're going to say it?!
Eh?!
Really?!
Are you nervous?
It's not in the script at all, but I'll say it now.
Sakai-san... Sakai-san won't pass.
Eh?!
That's too bad!
I'll leave out the others.
Sakai-san... I'm sorry, I'll say it now.
Sakai-san only...
Sakai-san only won't say it first.
That's the worst!
Mom came to see me today and left!
- Nice to meet you! - Nice to meet you!
And now, "What's next?" is going to be played, but Saka-chan...
- I'm already excited! - We have to watch it together!
It's hard to react!
- I'm glad for your muscle! - I'm glad for your thighs!
We know that Saka-chi is a little bit out of it, but we actually asked the BB Editing Department and asked for the first batch of draft selection results!
- Now, please watch! - Wow! I'm looking forward to it!
- The first batch of draft selection results! - Wow! I'm looking forward to it!
- The first batch of draft selection results will be announced by the BB Editing Department's Tsumeta-san and Tatsuki-san!
- Will the results of the draft selection really become BB Vocals?!
- Will she make it home?! Will she make it home?! - Asahi Nao-san...
...will be late this time.
- She made it! - She made it!
- Asahi Nao-san... - She's fast! She's fast!
Hashimoto-san...
I'm sorry for being late.
You're getting shorter and shorter!
She's getting shorter and shorter!
- She made it! - She made it!
- Shida Karen-san... - Yes?
- She made it! - She made it!
- All of you made it! - Everyone made it!
Now, now!
What are you doing?
Ms. Kikuchi...
I'll be waiting for you in the second round.
I heard that you are healthy and beautiful.
I heard that your body is a little more flashy.
Ms. Kikuchi...
Ms. Ojima...
I'm sorry for being late this time.
You are so strict!
I'm sorry for being late this time.
Wait a minute!
I'm sorry for being late this time.
Ms. Sakai...
No, you are late.
You are late.
I'm sorry for being late this time.
You did it!
Why?
Ms. Kikuchi is the only one who passed the documents.
Please take them.
Congratulations!
Sakachi! I told you!
I don't want it!
I thought it would be healthy!
But...
Kiguchi-san, you're amazing!
Amazing!
She said it's healthy!
She said it's like vegetable juice!
I wasn't confident either, but since I'm an idol, I felt like I had to break through.
That's right!
That's what she said!
But everyone, you don't have to be depressed! It's just that it wasn't like "BB"!
What are you talking about?!
It's not like that!
It's healthy!
Yeah, it's healthy and I think it's amazing!
Kiguchi-san, what did you lack?
What could it be...
Like...
At first, you don't feel fresh...
And you don't feel like "BB" at all!
That's right!
I do feel like "BB"!
That's right!
In this world...
In this world, there are two types of people.
People who feel like "BB" and people who don't feel like "BB".
That's terrible!
People who feel like "BB"...
Kiguchi-san, what didn't you lack?
Up until now...
Yeah...
Asahi...
Um...
It's a little heavy for you to stand on one leg, isn't it?
I didn't stand on one leg!
You said it before, but it's like a penalty.
What?!
But everyone in loveberry used to fall!
That's right!
It's true!
Are you cursed or something?
It's not like that!
It was a chance for you to get back on your feet...
Kaoru-chan fell, too...
I didn't fall on my own! I fell on my own!
What should I do?!
That's right!
You fell when you didn't know!
I didn't know! I fell on my own!
However!
You do feel like "BB"!
Kiguchi!
Why?!
You do feel like "BB"!
That's right!
It's like...
What are you shaking your hands for?!
Great!
Now!
There's still more, so...
Let's see the results of the next members!
Yes! Let's go!
Mimi's first audition!
Oh! Don-chan!
Don-chan, can you do it?
I'm sorry.
That's fast!
That's fast! Think about it a little more!
He didn't hesitate! He didn't hesitate at all!
Kawamura-san...
Oh!
Um...
This time I'll be leaving.
Who is it?!
But this time it's fine, right?
He's a genius!
He's young!
Um...
Kyoku-san...
I'm sorry. This time I'll leave.
I'm leaving.
Who is it?!
Oh!
It's Reina!
Go! Go!
Nagano-san...
Oh! That's not how you do it!
I'm sorry. This time I'll leave.
It's no good?!
It's no good!
Ah! Ah! I don't like it!
I don't like it! It's broken!
Don-san...
I'm sorry. This time I'll leave.
She's really strict!
I'm sorry!
Oh!
Yurippe can do it!
Oh, Yurippe!
Tachibana-san...
How is it?
Um... congratulations.
Congratulations!
He did it!
I thought you were going to say something!
As a musician, my image has changed a lot with my makeup.
I feel like my image has changed a lot since I started singing.
I feel like I've gained a lot of potential.
I'm a cool musician.
But you have a great reason!
Great!
You're amazing!
You're great!
Great!
You're great!
You're a type of person who doesn't stand out.
You're great!
People who watch our show watch our show!
They watch our show!
After you see the documents, you'll probably be removed from our show if you send us your registration.
Don't do that!
We'll make you look like you're sliding around in this show.
Please go ahead and sit at the model's seat.
You're so cute!
Please go ahead and sit at the model's seat.
You're so cute!
Well, Tachibana-san just passed by.
Yes, yes.
The agency is taking Tachibana-san very seriously this time.
The other people...
They're a little different.
They sent us photos of the show.
But only one of them is serious.
What?!
Tachibana-san's agency's manager said, "Wait a minute."
Can you send us another photo?
Really?!
Everyone...
Yes?
Let's see the show's clothes first.
This is the show's costume.
Well, I don't know about this...
This is pretty cute, though.
This is Tachibana-san's costume.
This is it.
Wait...
What?!
Who is it?!
Isn't it obvious?!
What's the difference?!
Who is it?!
Only one person's way of doing things is a little different.
What are you talking about?
I'm serious!
Who would do that?
It's totally different!
What do you mean?
It's different!
No matter what you say, the person in charge...
It's different!
I wanted to be like you!
One person's way of doing things is a little different!
It's totally different!
It's different!
It's cute!
It's nice!
Even so, you passed and were recognized.
I'm so happy!
Yes!
I love you so much!
What didn't you like about Nagano-san?
Her flabby body!
That's right!
Her style!
It's terrible!
She has to be flabby.
Her height is also small.
I see.
Her lolicon face doesn't look good on you.
Hey!
Yes, yes, yes.
Hey!
Japan's race has changed a little!
I'm serious!
Didn't you feel that it was too much?
It's not!
I see.
It's not!
I'm serious!
Tonoka-san!
Yes?
What didn't you like about me?
That's it!
Are you satisfied with yourself?
What didn't you like about me?
Let me think about it.
As a whole, I need you to come back.
You started from scratch.
I don't like being asked that myself!
Here is the result of the next member!
Mimi's first solo audition!
Well...
Kurata-san, I'm sorry.
This time...
Too fast!
You're too fast!
From the venue, it's "that's right" voice!
"that's right" voice!
Well...
Koto-san...
I'm sorry, but I won't do it again this time.
Showa... Showa is like that, you know.
There it is!
You can do it, Kurumi!
She's our leader! Our leader!
Our leader in times like these!
Yes, I'm sorry.
No!
Why?!
She's an ageist!
Kurumi...
I knew you'd come back!
Um, Kurumi Takahashi...
Um...
I'm sending you a message from Munasai-kun.
Oh, no!
She's falling all over again.
Oh, she did it!
There's a top! There's a top!
Yokoyama-san is...
Second place!
You can do it, right?!
Her legs are beautiful.
Her legs are beautiful and long.
Her style is...
She's more of a model type.
She's a model type?
Her face is more like our model type.
She's small and her balance is really good.
Her balance is really good.
I'm sorry!
Wow, Toyohana!
Well, how is it?
Even though you don't have eyebrows...
All you have to do is draw, right?
I'm counting on you!
I'm sorry, but this time...
Ah, it didn't work!
I'm counting on you!
I see!
And with that, the first place goes to the three of you!
I'm so happy!
Congratulations, Yokoyama-san!
I'm so happy!
You were praised so much!
I'm so happy!
People said you looked like a BB.
I'm so happy!
I see, even among BB friends...
Yeah, the three of us are pretty BB-like,
so we have similar traits.
I see!
How about you, JJ-san?
JJ is pretty...how do you say it...salad-like.
I see!
And BB is pretty...poppy.
Yeah!
So if you look at us like this,
we're pretty BB-like.
No, no! Stop it!
Stop it!
In front of everyone!
Really!
Kikuchi-san, doesn't that make you look like an okama?
You're not an okama, you're a BB model!
You're a BB, right?
You're a BB model!
Ah, but Kurata-san...what is it?
What is it?
Huh?
What is it?
I'll keep asking you that!
No, it's fine!
Because you're in the same agency as Tachibana- san!
That's right!
We're A-BEX, right?
Right?
Huh?
Wasn't Kurata-san's photo a serious one?
Because Tachibana-san's agency is...
Yes, it's different!
It's a modern...
That's right!
Wasn't that a serious one?
Kurata-san's photo was on a show...
Oh my!
As an agency, we couldn't buy it.
I see.
However, according to the agency,
we were actually looking for a pochari model for another magazine.
No! No! No! No!
Is there really a pochari model?
No way!
Girls who are pochari now are said to be cute.
It's true.
Kurata-san's era is coming.
Hey! Stop it! You're doing your best!
But among the pochari models, she's really cute!
She's cute!
Don't say that!
She's really cute!
Don't say that! Seriously!
That's a pretty good statement!
No! I'm really cute, too!
She's really cute!
Kurata-san is really cute among the pochari models!
She's really cute!
I fell in love!
Right?
Well, unfortunately, Kurata-san fell this time.
But let's ask Kurata-san and Yukari-yan over there for their opinions.
Who's there?
Who?
Huh? Uematsu-san!
Uematsu-san!
He came from behind!
Yes, Uematsu-san!
This time, Kurata-san, you ended up like this.
What was wrong with you?
Well, it's because I'm fat.
I see!
That's a good way of saying it!
It's because you're fat that you couldn't do it.
That's right.
Do you think you can do the pochari audition?
I'm sure I can do it.
I see!
But it's better for you to go that way, right?
Yes.
Yes, Uematsu-san, thank you very much!
Thank you very much!
That's it!
It's just a comment from Ms. Murata.
That's it for now...
So, that's it for now...
So, was everyone out of luck in that V?
Everyone is out of luck.
Oh, everyone is out of luck?
The only ones left are the ones who didn't pass the first period.
I see!
Those who didn't pass the first period.
Yes, we didn't pass.
Watch what you say!
It's totally different!
What?!
No way!
Don't say that!
No, no, it's like...
The radiance is a little different...
Like, the eye power...
Ah, eye power!
That's right, eye power!
Eye power, huh...
Right?
Everyone is out of luck in this one, right?
Don't say that!
It's impossible...
It's impossible for you to do it like that...
There's a reason for it!
It's totally Ms. Kawamura's fault, right?
So...
Well, this time, after passing the first period...
Um...
Ms. Kikuchi-san, Ms. Tachibana-san, and Ms. Yokoyama-san...
Well, in the future...
Of course...
2 o'clock, 3 o'clock...
Ehh?!
It will be like that, so...
I see!
It's not just this, right?
It's because there's a possibility that you'll really be selected for BB.
Oh my!
There's still hope, right?
Yes!
We'll keep you updated with the results of that on the show.
Ehh?!
I'm looking forward to it!
If you think about it like that...
Ms. Okawa and Ms. Tamago are amazing, right?
They're amazing, right?
Because Ms. Okawa...
She's a cover!
That's right!
She's a cover!
She's amazing, after all!
Ms. Tachibana-san...
Don't get carried away too much...
Just a little!
Just this much!
For now, you've raised the stakes of the show...
But it's not much...
Just a little!
Isn't it fine?!
Isn't it fine to get carried away?!
Also, I...
I forgot to say it, but...
When Ai-chan was selected for JJ...
It seemed like the editing team happened to pass by...
And...
Even though you were interviewing someone else...
It seemed like you happened to pass by...
And the editor stopped you...
And you were selected in one shot...
What kind of drama is that?!
Ehh?!
Really...
You mean "That Girl, Where Is She?" Right?
Yes, it was decided that we should go with "That Girl"...
I really think that next one is our fate...
That's enough!
That's why! Why do you always make fun of me?!
Really...
Yes, the three of you, are you confident in the future? How is it?
Well, but like... Umm... I'm worried about a lot of things...
But... But you know...
We're going to become models...
And... Ah! And... Ah! It's a magazine that will be released in the future, right?
In the future...
Please do it for us!
Cute!
Why are you laughing?!
I'm laughing?!
I'm sorry!
Ishin-san, why?!
Yuripe! Yuripe! Yuripe!
Yuripe... You're serious, right, Yuripe?
It's kind of similar!
Yokoyama-san! Yokoyama-san!
Yurika-san! Yurika-san!
Ah!
Wow!
It's the last one! It's the last one!
Kuratata! Kuratata!
Go for it! Go for it! Go for it!
It's the last one!
No, it's not like that.
It's not "bibi" but "buhibuhi".
That's terrible!
I don't want to say it.
It's a compliment. "buhibuhi".
It's not "buhibuhi" at all.
"buhibuhi" exclusive model.
It's not a compliment at all.
Exclusive food model.
Food model!
It looks like you can eat delicious food, right?
Yes.
Yes, it looks like you can eat delicious food, right?
Yes, it does.
I think it's good.
It might happen in the future.
That's right.
Everyone, please do your best!
We'll do our best!
It's a self-promotion.
Can we do it again?
Is it a chance?
Can we do it again?
Yes, of course.
We'll do it again.
We'll tell you about it.
It might be exciting to say "we fell off" at the last minute,
but it's cold to say "we fell off" at the second screening.
No, no, no!
We'll do our best!
Can we do it from one o'clock to the last one based on narration?
What?
People who fell off at two or three o'clock...
You're talking about editing after that, aren't you?
Yes.
Don't do it in advance.
We'll do it smoothly.
We'll do it one by one.
We'll do it properly.
Is it an interview at two o'clock?
What's two o'clock?
Maybe there's a historical event.
Maybe, but based on my experience...
Based on your experience?
We'll probably wear various clothes and walk around.
Isn't it like that?
Two o'clock is...
Yes, yes.
So, based on our experience...
Walking...
Walking on the street...
Definitely not!
No, we won't do it!
We'll do it!
Can we do it?
Our hands and feet were the same!
Definitely not!
Walking...
Our hands and feet were the same!
So, we're starting the audition with the goal of becoming Bibi's exclusive model.
It's going to be tough.
Let's hear some advice from the models' seniors.
Seniors, please.
Well... Be confident and do your best!
What's with you? It's not funny, it's just disgusting.
Well, I'm a little scared of your eyes.
I see.
Before that, why are you getting mad wherever you ride with Ami?
Don't you know?
It's okay, it's okay.
Don't you know?
Before this, you were like, "Huh? Ami and I are in the same line?"
Don't you know?
I've been there once, Bibi.
Last month.
I saw it!
Last month.
It's a special post.
It's a one-piece.
It's a one-piece, and it's like a diet declaration.
A diet declaration?
It's like a diet declaration, and at the time, I was told,
This is Bibi's 30th anniversary, so why don't you try it?
I was told that, and I was like, "No, no, no, it's embarrassing,"
"I can't do it," and yesterday at the hospital,
I saw it and it said, "You've received 4,500 something."
I was like, "Wow, people receive it at a place like this,"
and I realized I was wrong.
I didn't know!
Kikuchi-san, have you gained weight?
You've gained weight, haven't you?
Today, at 10 a.m., I came out on a live broadcast,
and at that time, my face was three times bigger than other idols',
and I suddenly changed my hair style.
I was told it was long.
That's right! Just now, when she said, "I was thinking of auditioning,"
her double chin was shaking!
Are you okay?
Tsutsumishita-san said, "Huh? Did you throw in some meat buns today?"
Are you okay?
You have to lose weight! You have to lose weight!
It's bad!
Meat buns...
Tamagawa-san, please give her some advice.
As a senior model.
What was that?
She's crying!
Ai-chan and I are waiting for you, so do your best!
She's a senpai, after all.
Your face is sparkling, Ruri-san!
Then, let's start with Asahi-san, since you're an OB.
OB! OB!
I can't do anything about that personality of yours!
Mine?
No, it's because you've experienced it.
You've also received an award, haven't you?
I've never felt this embarrassed in my life!
Well, it's an old story, but...
Hey!
Well, you know...
But dreams do come true, don't they?
So I think you should do your best, thinking, "I can do it!"
I see. At first, your dream was broken.
No! My dream came true and it ended!
It ended!
Nao's dream is love and...
It came true and it ended, right?
That's right! Nao's dream was to become a lovebird.
That's why she's absolutely fine, right?
I see.
Is it okay for you to feel like you want to become one?
It's okay, right?
That's reassuring of you.
Well, that's all for now.
We have some time, so...
Shall we listen to what she said at the beginning?
No! Not now!
Everyone has prepared something.
To be honest, everyone has prepared something, but...
Shall we show it?
Kiyoku-san!
Last year, when I said hello to an idol I became friends with,
she forgot about me.
She talked about me a lot last year.
And we became really close,
and I was looking forward to it, so I wanted to talk about it.
And when I started talking about it today,
she said "what?"
She forgot about me.
By the way, Kiyoku-san, have you gained weight?
That's crazy!
We only see each other once a month, right?
That's right.
You've gained weight, haven't you?
No, I've been dieting lately, so I've lost weight.
Oh, you're lying!
That's right, I'm lying.
You're lying!
You're laughing at me again!
Everyone says you've gained weight.
Right? It's true, right?
She forgot about me. Isn't it because you've gained weight?
You've changed too much.
Your appearance has changed too much.
What is it? What is it?
I want to touch you!
The other day, when I was recording with the staff,
I asked Reia-chan what she wants to be in the future,
and she said "I want to be a model!"
She said "I want to be a model!" and ate me up.
You wanted to be a model?!
That's right.
Oh, I see.
But lately, I want to be a cameraman, too.
What?!
That's...
Why?!
All of a sudden?!
It's exactly the opposite!
It's not funny!
While you're taking pictures, you're using a good camera.
That's crazy!
But when I look at the cameraman, there are people who take beautiful pictures.
So I want to take a lot of pictures like that and make them beautiful.
You're in the picture! Make it beautiful!
Make it beautiful!
I want to take a picture of you, Simeone-chan!
I want to take a picture of you!
Yes, that's right. We now know the shocking truth.
Shocking!
We're getting a little bit more serious.
Simeone-san!
You know, in the future, you know, when we get these people's pictures taken...
Yes, of course!
Of course!
Please do!
Yes, with that said...
Everyone who passed, please do your best for the secondary screening!
Yes, please do your best!
And with that...
That's all!
This has been Bibi's selection model audition, and it was a result announcement!
Goodbye!