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Everyone, it's July now.
In July...
It's fast!
Among the idol members, there are four people whose birthdays are the most crowded.
That's right.
Everyone born in April, please come forward.
That's a lot.
It's a lot. Thank you.
Congratulations, everyone.
Thank you.
Endo-san is already 25.
I'll be 25 soon.
You'll be 25 soon?
Yes, I will.
That's crazy!
What?!
That's crazy!
25 is crazy!
You're lying!
That's right!
Is it around?
Yes, it is.
I'm ARAFUUU!
Hurry up and come over here!
It's fun!
You can do this! You can do this, ARAFUU!
I don't want to do it! I don't want to do it!
This time, we've prepared this for all four of you who were born in July.
Please show us!
Wow! What is it?
It's a lot!
We have a birthday present for you!
I know you're having fun, so I'm not going to be rough!
I'm going to celebrate each and every one of you!
There's a lot, but...
Everyone, who do you think this is from?
Huh?
Who could it be?
Is it a member?
No, it's not a member.
Is it Masuno-san?
Huh?
I've never heard of it.
That's the worst!
I'll make sure to split it up.
Everyone, you know that Kadosawa-san and Hamada- san left the show recently, right?
And we have a new producer!
Yes.
Actually, the one who prepared this present for us is...
A new producer.
It's from Kanbara-san!
Wow!
I really like this kind of thing.
You're kidding!
Okay, let's do it!
Kanbara producer's birthday present!
Which one is it?!
The members who celebrated their birthdays in April will each receive a birthday present from Producer Kanbara.
However, there will only be one real one among the presents.
Please look at the website carefully. Everything other than the real one has been borrowed from an art gallery.
Everyone, please choose one of the presents that you think is fake and put it in the return box one by one.
Whether the returned one is real or fake will be determined by Producer Kanbara's facial expression on the screen.
Isn't this rude?!
If we return what we have received...
This is really rude!
Producer Kanbara, we really love you and this show.
However, it's been a while since we last met.
She's a wonderful person, isn't she?
Do you like her, Producer Kanbara?
Of course!
Then, please choose one of the presents.
I think you know what it is.
It's a heart-filled present.
So, you should look at the heart that's filled up.
Because it's a heart that's filled up!
It's hard for me to hear that!
The rest of the presents will be prepared by the art gallery.
Please keep that in mind.
Everyone, do you have any impression of Producer Kanbara as a kind person?
Yes, she's kind.
She talks to me a lot.
However, if you do something that's out of her way, she'll show you her strict side.
Basically, Producer Kanbara is a very kind person.
However, a long time ago, when she was working for a TV show, she had a phone accident.
Because of her fear, her hair turned white.
That's what happened.
Also, a long time ago, at the end of the New Year's broadcast,
when the broadcaster said "Happy New Year",
Producer Kanbara said "I don't want to be happy at all!
You came up with that song earlier, you bastard!"
She hit her back and got angry.
I won't stop!
Basically, she's a kind person.
However, is she very straightforward when it comes to making TV shows?
However, three years ago, when she was directing a 27-hour TV show,
she fell into an ice water pond in the middle of the night and became wet.
Because of the staff's mistake, the ice water got too hot and she immediately dried up.
That kind of episode too.
When it got cold, she dried up.
Basically, she's a kind person.
If you know her well, you'll know that she's a very kind person.
She's very straightforward.
Please guess correctly.
It'll be easy to understand.
Let's start with Endo-san, who has the most choices.
Endo-san, is it this one?
For Endo-san, we have prepared a dumbbell, aroma candle, bowl, dog collar and puzzle.
Only one of these has been prepared by Kambara- san.
The rest is borrowed from Bigyutsu-san.
Now, which one is it?
Please choose a fake one.
Let's choose one by one.
Now, Endo-san, which one would you like to return?
The one you don't have in your heart!
The one you don't have in your heart?
The one you don't have in your heart! It's obviously art, isn't it?
Please return the one you don't have in your heart.
This one is a bit cheap, isn't it?
Cheap! This one is cheap!
It's that one!
It's cute, isn't it?
Can you put it on me?
It's hot! It's hot!
Our dog is not like this!
It's not like this!
The one who prepared this should put it on me!
It's amazing!
You're saying it alone!
It's not my words!
Then, Edo-san, please return the fake one you chose to the return box.
I don't think Kanbara-san will give me such a cheap one!
I'll return it!
Cheap?
Is it okay for me to say "cheap"?
Did Kanbara-san prepare the expensive one?
Did art-san prepare the expensive one?
The correct answer is...
Correct!
What a kind smile!
Kambara-san always has a kind smile.
She always has a cute smile like this when she's handing out gifts.
I'm glad I met you.
There are four more.
Let's move on.
Next is Miyake-san.
Me? What should I do?
There's a pretty big one.
The presents prepared for Miyake-san are...
A hug pillow, a soap set, earrings, and a confiture set.
This is also a good one.
There are a lot of fashionable things.
But I think this one is more fashionable.
It's kind of sloppy.
Sloppy?
Sloppy, sloppy, sloppy?
Are you going to hug me like this?
I'm not going to sleep, you idiot!
You can hug me like this or put me on your feet like this.
You can relax your body like this.
Kambara-san prepared this for you because you must be tired.
I'm going to sleep like this.
That's right.
This is different.
You can put something good in it and leave it at the end.
I see.
This is different.
It's kind of fashionable.
I can't take this home with me.
If it were you, Kambara-san, you would have given me something better.
Kambara-san, what is this?
Are you trying to make me slide?
Kambara-san, you're trying to make me slide.
You have no manners!
You're sloppy!
As expected of Miyake-san.
Please return the fake one you chose.
I don't think Kambara-san has a sloppy present like this.
I'll return it!
Now, which one is it?
It's this one!
Correct!
Scary! It's scary!
It's scary!
It's really scary!
It's really scary, isn't it?
It's a bad word.
On the contrary, if you say it like that, it will make you feel bad.
That's how much I care about you, Kanbara-san.
Okay, let's continue.
The presents prepared for you are...
A herb tea set, a pouch, body cream, and a towel kit.
On the contrary, it's difficult.
What do you mean "on the contrary"?
On the contrary, it's complicated.
It's all good.
It's practical.
That's right.
But it's one thing you care about, right?
That's right.
When I saw it, I thought...
This is a really good one, but...
It's sticking out!
I see.
You've used it before, haven't you?!
That's right!
Even this dirty body cream...
Dirty body cream?!
I don't think you'll eat it.
This is for idols and models.
It contains cacao butter and almond oil to make your skin look good.
It contains ingredients that make your skin smooth.
I'm looking forward to it.
This is different!
What?!
It doesn't work on my skin!
What?!
Don't lick my skin!
That's right!
What's going to happen?!
It's sticking out a lot!
That's right!
It's sticking out a lot!
If you do this, you won't be able to appear on "j.j."!
Then, with this...
Then, please change your voice.
If you do this, you won't be able to appear on "j.j."!
I'll change my voice!
Now, which one is it?!
Is it correct?!
But I'm really scared!
What should I do?!
That's great!
That was dangerous! You said it was dirty!
Next up is Kiyoku-san!
For Kiyoku-san, we have a diary with a key, book cover, and alarm clock.
Now, which one is it?
When I saw this, I knew it right away, but I don't think it's this.
Why?
I'm an idol, right?
A guy like me, Kanbara-san...
I see!
Can you give me one?
I'm an idol!
That's great!
He's an idol!
Kanbara-san, read a lot of books and gain knowledge.
This is a gift from Kanbara-san.
I'm more of a pastel!
That's why Kanbara-san gave me a cuter one.
Kanbara-san, you're too manly for that.
I see!
Now, please return it to the return box.
I'm an idol!
I won't use a guy like you!
I'll return it!
Now, which one will it be?!
The correct answer is...
Correct!
He won!
Now, let's move on to the second round.
That's amazing!
There are a lot of options, right?
There are still four left.
This is a dumbbell, right?
Dumbbells are for exercise, right?
Yes.
It smells good.
It's a little heavy.
But it's practical, right?
It's practical, isn't it?
- I like it - No, it's fine - Idiot! Idiot! Idiot! Idiot, idiot Idiot, idiot! Idiot, idiot! Idiot, idiot! Idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot!
- It's just a little old-fashioned - I see, she's an old woman
- She's an old woman who brought it here - She's a young woman, but she looks fashionable
- She looks like an adult, but she looks like an old woman like this - I see
I think it's good to be chic and mature.
I see. Let's do it.
I don't think Canberra will give away a self-made hair like this.
I'll return it.
Which one is it?
The answer is...
Correct!
Canberra didn't give away a self-made hair like this.
Thank you, Miyake-san.
There are many good things left.
Soap and gum and...
These are earrings, right?
Yes, they are.
A big heart will make Hii-chan's cuteness stand out.
These are not earrings.
They are earrings.
I don't have a hole for earrings.
I see.
Can you open it like this?
Canberra often watches us.
I think Canberra knows that I don't have a hole for earrings.
I see.
It's big.
You will be crushed.
Let's do it.
I don't have a hole for earrings.
I'll return it.
He's suspicious.
Are you okay?
Correct!
I'm glad!
You guys are good!
It's quite difficult!
It's difficult! It's difficult!
What should we do?
But...
Isn't a bath towel a little weird?
What is it?
A bath towel for a birthday present...
It's hard to get.
It's a towel kit.
A bath towel is very good.
But you are busy, so you can use it while you are moving.
You can use it while you are sleeping.
Maybe she thinks you are busy.
Then I'll stop using it.
No.
I'm worried about it.
Should I use it as a coach?
I see.
What are you talking about, idiot?
But with this initials, you can use Aiki's picture.
That's right!
But it's really...
It's difficult!
Well...
What should I do?
It's made in China, right?
It's difficult!
So...
I ate a lot of things sold in grocery stores...
I see! I see!
I think I brought it with me.
I see! I see!
I think so.
What should I do?
Please choose one.
We don't have much time.
This one, right?
Yes.
This is no good.
It's ugly.
I doubt your sense of fashion.
That's right.
Please choose one!
What should I do?
If you're Yakanbaru-san, you should give me a cuter pouch.
I'll return it.
Wait! Wait!
Yes!
Now, Kiyoko-san, let's do it.
Is it a diary with a lock? Or an alarm clock?
The current trend of middle school students is Clover.
I like Clover quite a bit.
But I like Nevo.
So...
Maybe... Ah, Nevo...
Nevo...
You like Nevo, don't you?
I like Nevo, so...
Maybe...
I think the answer is this one.
So I don't think it's this one.
I see.
The truth is...
For Kiyoko-san's fashion sense,
it means to lock up your memories.
She wants you to write down what you've been through in your teens.
Is there anything to write down?!
Young, young, young!
By the way...
By the way, Kambara-san has one more key.
I see!
But Kambara-san thinks about me.
So that I don't be late for work,
in the sense of "wake up", I also...
I see! It's practical, isn't it?
That's right.
It's your idea as a producer, isn't it?
That's right.
So it's not this one?
I'm sorry, it's not this one.
Do you want me to unlock it?
Do you want me to unlock it?!
Why?!
Why do you want me to unlock it?!
Is it a trick?!
That's it!
Kambara-san doesn't prepare such a thing!
I see!
Kambara-san doesn't prepare such a thing!
Please return it, Koei.
I don't think Kambara-san will look at such a thing!
I'll return it!
Which one is it?!
Correct!
You did it!
Congratulations!
This is a watch for adults.
If you set the volume to three levels, you won't be late for childbirth.
You really thought about it!
You can do it!
I'm happy!
You really thought about it.
Congratulations!
There are still three left!
You can do it!
I'm a little suspicious of this.
I feel like I'm being pressured by my personal interests.
It's a world view.
I'm not saying I like Sweden.
It's a world of luxury.
I see.
If you're going to do it, do it!
Wait, wait.
This has a very small piece of 2000 pieces in it.
I feel like I'm an islander.
I think it's a piece that can connect 2000 pieces.
You don't have to do this!
I see.
Please go to the return box.
I don't have time for this!
Which one is it?
Correct!
That was close!
You said it so many times!
Yes!
You have two songs left!
Yes!
Ah, both of them!
Both of them are fashionable, but
Yes, yes
This year, I'm back in the top of the charts
Yes!
They say I'll become fat in the summer
Yes, yes
If I knew that, I wouldn't have given you something that makes you fat like this
I see!
Something sweet
Yes, yes, something sweet!
It's a set where you can enjoy five different kinds of fruit flavors
There's an Italian island called Adoria Sea
It's an Italian island that faces Adoria Sea
It's a jam that's been carefully made there
But if you don't know, where is Adoria Sea?
Where is it?
That's crazy!
You don't know?
The members behind you seem to know a lot
But if you eat this every morning like this, you'll really become fat
That's true
What is it?
Draskica
Yes
I see
This one seems to be more feminine
You can enjoy five different scents
Is it different?
This one is good, right?
Yes, I'll go with this one!
Please give us your answer!
No way!
Are you going to get fat?!
I'll return it!
Which one is it?!
This is bad!
This is bad! It has nothing to do with it!
She's saying it so much!
Everyone thought it was jam!
It's impossible not to make it jam!
Impossible?! That's amazing!
It's impossible?!
You're making an adolescent fool!
It's a bad thing!
She's putting her heart and soul into it!
I thought it was a jam present...
Please apologize to the camera.
I'm really sorry about that.
Please apologize properly.
I'm sorry!
It's a bad thing!
You don't need it!
But it's definitely good!
You don't need it!
It's a bad thing!
I think it's okay.
Okawa-san, there are only two left.
A set of herb tea or a towel cat?
A set of herb tea with 10 different flavors.
Not only the outside, but also the inside will be beautiful.
I see!
So you can drink it anywhere while you're busy.
You can tell just by looking at it.
It's filled with heart.
You can tell just by looking at it?
I don't think so.
Why?
It's really messy.
Messy about what?
If you look closely, there's a dent here.
There's a dent here.
That's why it's like that.
To make money!
That's right.
That's right!
It's not like the staff did it on purpose.
There's a dent here too.
I think you'll see this a lot overseas.
I see.
Can you drink it?
Yes, I can.
Can you drink it?
I have more!
Wait!
You don't want it?
I'm a model!
I'm a delimo!
I didn't say that!
Please!
What should I do?
I can't drink this!
I'll return it!
Which one is it?
I didn't say that!
I thought you would!
I didn't say that!
Wait a minute!
I didn't say anything at all!
You know, there are things like this in foreign countries!
I didn't say anything!
I'm not saying anything!
The last one!
I'll repeat it!
Please!
Can you drink this?
Idiot!
I didn't say anything!
Idiot!
I didn't say anything!
That's not true!
I didn't say anything!
Could you do this?
Come over to the camera and apologize!
I really like tea and I've never had ten kinds of it before!
I've never seen it and I've never drunk it, so I like it a lot.
You said you couldn't drink it!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
And so, Okawa-san is also out!
Really?!
It's fashionable, for sure!
And so, only Endo-san is left, but it's time for us to say goodbye.
For now, everyone, happy birthday!
So far, only Kyosuke was able to hit it properly.
I want to succeed.
I want to hit it here and end it quickly.
Candle and aroma candle.
I'm doing muscle training and using dumbbells. I posted it on Twitter.
I have it. I have one kilo of it.
I'm doing muscle training and looking at Twitter. I should know you have dumbbells.
You should have looked up more.
You are stupid. You said the same thing twice like a fool.
I'm not a fool! I'm not a fool!
You don't know anything!
I think you will be fired.
Google it!
I'm scared!
This is no good!
Dumbbells are okay?
It's okay.
I'm not sure about dumbbells, but that's the reason you said it.
Okay, then.
Google it!
Which is it?!
That's right!
So, the birthday present is an aroma candle!
An aroma candle!
Wow, it smells so good!
The fruity smell of canola...
Wow, amazing!
The fruity smell of canola...
Along with the fruity smell, it's a great gift for Christmas.
You can turn off the light and...
Wow, it smells so good!
You can feel the fruity smell of canola in your heart.
Wow, amazing!
It's a great gift!
Wow, amazing!
So, we were able to receive presents from Kiyoku and Endo.
Yes.
How was it? It's great, isn't it?
It's great, isn't it, Dia-chan?
I'm happy!
Now you can think about your own characters and your daily life and your work and give presents.
Yes.
I understand.
Oh, and...
Musician and Doka-san, don't involve us.
We don't know you.
I don't know you.
I can't do that.
You're amazing!
You're like this again.
I thought you were sharp!
Why do you say that?
I thought you were sharp!
Why do you say that?
You're really sharp, aren't you?
You said something to the audience.
I didn't say anything.
Can you drink like this?
You were amazing.
You're scary.
You're either going to go "bang!" or you're not going to do it.
You're that sharp.
You're really scary!
You're charismatic.
But you're usually not charismatic.
Humble feelings are important.
Feelings of gratitude.
Feelings of gratitude for your partners.
We have those, don't we?
You were amazing.
It was a big ruckus.
Really!
I'm really scared of Connor.
I haven't seen his real face yet.
You've only seen his photos, right?
Yes.
He's not that popular.
That's right.
I don't know what to do.
I hope he doesn't lose his temper.
I think that's a good habit.
No matter how much variety it is, I think that's a good habit.
I think that's a good habit.
"Bang!" "Bang!"
You've said it three times!
That's all for today!
The birthday present from B. Cara was Toyota!