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Emergency plan No. 22. In order for Kurataruka to move forward, there is someone she really wants to apologize to.
So, Kurata-san, please come over here.
Kurata-san, you've been losing weight lately.
She's really angry.
She really wants you to apologize.
No matter what...
She really wants you to apologize.
We don't know what's going on, so...
We've prepared a VTR of what happened to Kurata- san, so please watch it.
It all started with the quiz show "Izakaya AD" that aired the other day.
In the conversation between the ADs that happened to be recorded,
AD Uematsu said this about Kurata-san, No. 22...
Speaking of losing weight...
Kurata-san, you've been losing weight lately.
You're getting rounder and rounder every day.
My face is getting rounder and rounder.
Don't you want to lose weight?
If I had it, I'd lose it.
No. 22 Kurata said this about Uematsu...
I don't want you to say it.
Tell me if you don't like it.
Kurata vs. Uematsu.
What will happen in the future?
I see.
As a staff member, I was told this while we were having a chat in a bar.
It's bad words.
Bad words.
I can't accept it.
Do you want me to apologize?
I want you to apologize!
Mister!
I'm over there now.
Kurata-san said this about you. How do you feel about it?
I don't think it's a bad thing.
From Mister's point of view...
That's right.
Do you think you're getting fatter?
Yes.
No, I'm getting fatter.
I'm fat. I'm fat, but it's not good to say it in the shadows.
Do you think you're getting fatter?
Yes.
Me too.
I'm really irritated.
I don't have to get fatter.
Well, you don't have to be in the show.
As an idol, it's a little...
But I don't think it's good to say it in the shadows as a human being.
That's right.
Even if you don't think about the relationship between staff and talent,
as a human being, before that...
I see.
By the way, there are photos of you two that have just joined the idol group.
First of all, Mr. Furata, here you are.
Thin!
Awesome!
Thin!
Thin?
It's different!
How old were you?
11, 11 years old.
A different person!
That's right!
It's a different person!
It's from when you took off your jeans.
Thin!
How can you be so thin?
This is...
I see.
And next, this is a picture of AD Uematsu, who has just joined the idol world.
Thin!
You look like you have a lot of motivation!
That's right!
You look like you have a lot of motivation!
That's right!
The movement...
What happened?
Well, well...
They're both eating a lot.
It's a good confrontation.
It's a good confrontation!
So this time, in order for Kurata-san to move forward,
you will have a match with AD Uematsu-san, who you have to defeat.
You will be fighting in the third match.
If you lose, you will apologize to your opponent and say "I'm sorry, I was fatter."
I see.
You have to admit that you are fatter.
That's right!
I see.
Let's start with the first match!
Here it is!
If you're not fat, you're thin, right?
It's a three-man match!
If you are not fat, you will race in a three- wheeled car that burns easily.
The one who reaches the finish line first on this special course wins.
Please stand by.
It's a child's ride, but we're not fat either, so we can ride it casually.
What will happen to these two?
Will Uematsu-san's legs break again?
Will his legs bend properly?
Murata-san!
Yes!
It would be embarrassing if you lost this!
This is really bad.
It's true that Mr. Uematsu-san obviously looks fat, but
losing to this Mr. Uematsu-san seems like a big deal!
Mr. Uematsu-san will be looked down upon even more, and
Mr. Uematsu-san will advance even further today!
Don't lose! Don't lose!
Murata-san, how do you feel?
I'm pretty pissed off, so I'll do my best!
You're really pissed off, aren't you?
Well, you edited it and showed it on TV, but I think it would have been said more realistically.
Well, Uematsu-san, how do you feel?
I won't lose.
It's a half laugh!
You won't lose!
It's okay, I'll win!
I see.
I understand. Please stand by.
Don't lose! Don't lose!
Don't lose!
Your legs are thick!
My legs are the worst!
Your legs are the worst!
My legs are the worst!
Are you okay?
Are you okay? You're losing by force, so you look like you're screaming.
I'm not screaming!
Are you okay?
You can do it!
Yes!
Then...
You can do it!
Let's begin...
If you don't win, it's a three-person race!
Ready...
You can do it! You can do it!
Begin!
Go! Go! Go!
Well, it's horrible for Uematsu-san!
It's horrible for Uematsu-san!
Payback! Payback!
Wait!
Fighters! Fighters!
Now, it's over!
This guy is crazy!
It was a little subtle confrontation.
This guy is crazy!
No, no, no!
What's wrong?
It's against the rules! It's against the rules!
He was turning around like this.
I'm sorry, but I'm going to look at this visual effect.
I saw it!
I don't know.
Even if you say it after you fight...
I don't know.
What about this confrontation?
Draw?
Cheating!
Did you cheat?
Let's ask him.
Did you cheat?
No, I didn't.
You didn't!
It means you didn't cheat.
I'm pissed off!
What's with you?
Let's move on to the next match.
The tricycle match is a draw.
The next match is...
If you're not fat, it's easy, right?
Abdominal match!
I see, you've been told about your abdominal.
You've been told about it before, right?
That's right! I'm a dancing fat woman!
She completely acknowledges you as a fat woman.
I acknowledge you.
She acknowledges you.
This match is...
If you're not fat, it's easy, right?
Abdominal match!
If you count the number of times you lose, you lose.
Kurata's leg...
Fushimoto's leg...
Emi's leg...
will be held by Kimura.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Please stand by.
Thank you for your cooperation.
I'm sorry!
Kaede-chan's abdominal...
Are you okay, Kaede-chan?
It's floating, isn't it?
It's floating!
Do your best!
There's more, it's okay!
Believe in yourself!
Kimura-san is here to support the mister.
Kimura-san!
Yes!
She's been competing with you quite a lot, hasn't she?
That's right!
She's been winning a lot.
She's a strong opponent, isn't she?
I don't want to lose.
If you lose like this, it's quite embarrassing, isn't it?
Even if it's just the three of you, you're used to it, right?
Yes!
In the past, your abs were really sore, weren't they?
My abs were beautiful.
Look, you even built a bridge.
I'm good at building bridges.
You can do it now, can't you?
Somehow.
See, see!
Somehow.
I see. So you're able to maintain your abs.
It's okay! It's okay!
I see, I understand.
Now, please stand by.
You'll win for sure!
Uematsu-san!
Yes?
Uematsu-san seems like you're really good at something, but...
How is your opponent?
Well, I can do it about a hundred times.
Ah, I see!
He's not your opponent at all!
You're saying something amazing!
I see, right?
Amazing!
His back is round!
His back is amazing, but his back is also amazing!
Yes!
It's already painful at that point!
The two of you together...
There are about six bullet holes in total!
Now!
Are you ready? Let's go!
Kurata vs. Uematsu.
It's easy if you're not fat, isn't it?
Abs battle!
Ready...
Start!
One...
Two...
Three...
Four...
Five...
Six...
Seven...
Eight...
Nine...
More! More! More!
It's painful!
I'm curious about Nijiba!
Kurata-san, Nijiba is amazing!
Are you okay?
It's amazing!
It's about to be connected, isn't it?
Plus, you have to go up properly, you have to go up properly.
Go, go! Don't lose, don't lose!
Go, go!
Go! Go!
Go, go!
I'm winning!
Go, go!
You're being punished!
Look, she's whining like Mr. Webster's diet plan!
Use your strength! More!
More! I'll do it ten times more after you stop!
Good!
- Use your strength! - Come on!
- Come on, come on!
- Come on! - Work hard!
- Come on! Work hard! - What's going on?
- Work hard! - Don't give up!
Don't give up!
- Don't give up! - Why are you doing this to me!?
Use all your strength!
Use your abs!
Look, use your abs!
You don't have any, do you?
Use your abs!
Come on! Move forward!
You can do it!
I thought you couldn't do it anymore, but you did it 15 times!
You can do it! You can do it!
Come on! Use your own strength! Use your own strength!
Come on! Come on!
Concentrate! Concentrate!
Use your strength!
Don't take a break!
It's the worst!
That's too much!
20 more times!
Time's up!
I'm getting a little hot.
I'm so happy!
It reminds me of when I was in baseball club.
I want my juniors to do their best.
What's this? Should we take it?
Did you think of something?
The first one was really fast, but the second one was kind of messy.
I did it properly. I did it 74 times.
Huh? Mister, how many? 81?
89 or something like that.
70 what? 70 what?
74!
74, and Mister?
89.
Mister is the winner!
You did sweat a lot.
That's because you're fat.
No, Mister, you did your best!
74 times for a woman, that's not right!
You can't bring up a woman and a man here!
I'd like you to judge this fairly!
It's true that a woman did her best because she's a woman,
but for a man and a woman, it's 89 times for Mister.
No, no, no!
It's not fair!
Hey, Kuratsu-san!
It's one win and one loss!
You're so fat!
It's not fair!
You too?!
She's looking at me like this!
Do you say that too?!
I'm mad at you from the beginning!
I'm tired!
You're mad at me and you're laughing!
I'm tired!
Now!
The prize money is gold!
If you say which one won, it's Mister!
Kuratsu-san, you did your best!
You did your best!
It was a competition where you both did your best!
If you say which one won, it's 89 times for Mister!
Now, let's move on to the final match! The final match is this one!
"If you're not fat, you can win, right?" High- calorie match!
Mister, what kind of match is this?
In this match, it doesn't matter if the person who's not fat has an advantage or the person who's fat has an advantage.
That's right! In the end, both of you are fat!
In this water tank, you will face off against each other. The one who faces off for the longest wins!
This is both of you's mental strength! If you have a strong desire to win against your opponent, you will win!
Right, Sakura-san? How is it so far?
I can't believe you've become number one!
How is it?
Well, it's true that you don't feel like you've lost, but...
No matter who sees you now, Miss Class-san, you've lost in terms of weight!
How is it?
How is it? You want to win, don't you?
Yes, I want to win.
Until now, the one who was thinner had an advantage, but now you've lost.
It doesn't matter if you're fat or not.
That's right!
It's a battle of mental strength!
That's right!
Do your best!
I'll do my best!
Do your best!
What? What?
"Goyang"!
"Goyang"? Huh?
That's a good one, Trump.
No, no, I mean, you have a lot of energy.
As an idol, you have a lot of energy.
As an idol, you have a lot of "zerachin".
So, Misa, how are you doing? So far, you have won one and lost one.
Yes.
Um, Misa, you have an advantage.
Well, I haven't lost yet.
That's right.
Yes. I haven't won yet. Well, I haven't won yet, but...
You can say that again.
I see.
I'm still winning.
You want to win two and lose one and call it a day?
Yes.
I'm going to drink delicious sake again today.
I'm going to win for sure.
You're talking about that girl again, aren't you?
Right?
If you lose like this, you'll be called out again.
Go for it! Go for it! Go for it!
Cheers!
"Kurata" is so funny!
Oh, that's the worst!
"Bonyuyoyon" is what you're called, right?
That's too much!
Well, then!
22 year old W.E.S. A.D. A.M.A.Z.
As long as you're not fat, it's easy, right?
Abdominal...
Oh, no. I made a mistake.
As long as you're not fat, you can win, right?
Abdominal strength competition.
Ready...
Start!
Go! Go for it! Go for it!
Go for it! Go for it!
Go for it!
That's amazing.
Wow, that's amazing.
Go for it, Yuta!
"Kurata" looks like a different person.
Huh?
Um...
The meat of your face is all gathered in the middle.
Is this person okay?
"Kurata" looks like an A.B.E.C.S. person, right?
Are you okay?
Are you making fun of me?
Can you breathe like that?
It looks like it went too far.
Are you okay? You're concentrating, aren't you?
Time's up!
Wait, wait!
Mr. No was in the water for a long time due to the short distance.
Mr. No wins!
It went too far!
I saw it! I saw it!
It went too far!
I didn't know it would go this far.
It went too far!
I was in the water for a long time.
You're confused! Confused!
No, I'm not confused!
I'm confused!
I understand!
I'll ask you.
Mr. No.
I know you're thinking, "Didn't you breathe too far?"
Did you breathe too far?
No, you can't do that in water.
That's right!
You can't do that in water!
You can open your mouth and breathe.
I can breathe if I'm swimming or crawling.
But you can't breathe in water with your face down.
You can't do that in water!
I'll ask you.
Did you breathe in water?
No, I didn't.
You didn't!
You can't do that in water!
So, Mr. Kurata...
You lost...
How do you feel?
You said you couldn't go forward...
Even though you won your main project...
You lost.
I won!
What?
I won!
But you didn't lose your spirit.
If you actually do it...
And you win...
I'll admit you lost your spirit.
You lost your spirit, champion!
Hey!
You're so mean!
You lost your spirit, champion!
I'll give you a gold medal for losing your spirit.
What are you saying?
But are you losing in terms of winning or losing in terms of losing?
It's really annoying.
I can't think of anything.
Really.
Are you disappointed?
I did my best.
You admit you did your best.
I won.
I won by default.
By default?
By default.
It's like you've done your best so far, right?
That's right, right?
If you say it like that, you're a player who will stay in your memory.
You're a player who will stay in your memory more than your record.
In that sense, Uematsu may have won the game and lost the game, right?
That's right.
You're too particular about winning and losing.
You may have lost in terms of your feelings.
I don't know what you're talking about.
However, as expected, Uematsu lost by two wins and one draw.
Is it a dream?
Huh?
Is it a dream?
If it was a dream, it would have been good.
I'm scared.
So, the draw battle has ended.
Uematsu won by two wins and one draw.
You did well.
Yuka won by two wins.
You did well.
You didn't lose.
You did well.
I feel sorry for you.
We only have our teammates.
Kurata-san, there's something I'd like you to understand.
Do you know what it is?
Yes, I don't know.
Kurata-san, Uematsu-san supports you a lot.
Right?
That's all I can say about you.
How much does Ms. Uematsu...
How much does Ms. Uematsu support you?
Who?
Everyone, look at this!
How much does Ms. Uematsu support you?
Ms. Uematsu, look at this!
Ms. Uematsu thinks about you so much!
What do you think, Ms. Uematsu?
Ms. Uematsu!
I can't say it anymore...
How do you feel now?
Ms. Uematsu has more breasts than me!
So now...
They're back together!
That's all for today! Goodbye!
Big boy!
No, not like that!
He's got a red T-shirt over there, too.
He's got a lot of weight.
Look at his face.
So, we'll decide who's getting fatter later in the show.
I know I was a bit of a judge today, wasn't I, Uematsu-san?
I thought Uematsu-san would be a bit more strict, but she was just too much.
She was just too much.
So, we'll decide who's getting fatter later in the show.
When is your birthday, Kurata-san?
August 4th.
August 4th means...
August 4th means the end of the Odaiba Training Camp.
So, on August 4th, we'll weigh Kurata-san and Uematsu- san and see who's fatter.
Are you ready?
I think it doesn't matter who's fatter.
So, we'll decide who's fatter later in the show.
What do you think?
I don't think I can lose.
But, Kurata-san, are you sure you're okay?
You've been saying you're getting fatter and fatter until now.
That's right.
You can't deny it, can you?
I can't deny it.
So, you'll be on a diet from today until August 4th.
From today!
Yes!
Your diet will start from this moment.
Yes!
Are you confident?
I am!
If you're confident, it won't be a joke.
Yes!
Really.
Right?
Kurata-san's part is also sung by Uematsu-san.
I don't want it!
We'll give you a lesson for that.
In that case, you'll both admit your defeat and apologize.
If Uematsu-san wins, Uematsu-san will sing Kura- san's part.
Uematsu-san, while dieting, please support Kura- san as a staff member.
Is that okay?
Yes.
Everyone, August 4th!
It'll be fun!
That's all for today's emergency guest, Kura-san.
In order for him to move forward, there's someone who really wants him to apologize!