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Now, it's started!
I'm MC of IDOLiNG, Masato Bakaru! Nice to meet you!
I'm TV announcer Maiko Saito! Nice to meet you!
This show is about IDOLiNG girls who are growing up as idol singers.
This is the 1,000th episode of this show,
so we'll proceed with a party style like this.
Now, at that table,
we have IDOLiNG members, producers, and technicians!
Technicians and staff members have also come!
Thank you!
Usually, when you say "party" you wear a jacket and all that,
but this time you're all dressed up.
It's like you were called and rushed here.
It's like you were pulled out of a party.
But you're all dressed up like this.
Now, everyone, it's the 1,000th episode!
It's amazing!
Idol shows are usually 1 or 2 years long,
but you've been doing it for 7 years!
It's amazing!
It's an honor. It's a long-running show.
Now, since we're here, we'd like to have someone comment on the 1,000th episode.
One word for the camera.
That's right. Tachibana-san!
This 1,000th episode...
Well, you must have various thoughts, right?
1,000th episode...
Can you say a few words for the camera?
Please!
Say something compact and impactful.
I didn't think the 1,000th episode would have such a big impact!
Why?!
Now...
Is it really that big of an impact?!
I'd like to ask you.
First of all...
Who should I choose?
Second of all...
Let's start with Tomoka. She's been doing it from the beginning.
Tomoka, please.
Even if we stand a thousand times, we can still learn.
That's not what I meant.
Ojima-san, please.
Let's welcome this thousandth time as an idol group.
Let's do it!
Stand in the middle.
Please, camera over there.
My boobs! Five hundred grams! Five hundred grams! A thousand times! Congratulations!
I think it's wonderful.
Five hundred grams! Five hundred grams! A thousand times!
I see.
We received some comments that we didn't expect. Thank you very much.
Yes.
So, after this, the broadcast will be held for celebration.
Yes!
"IDOLiNG" regular performance is being held!
Surrounded by 360 degrees of video,
NICOFARE, a real-life space, is used for a powerful stage performance.
"NICOHACHI LIVE"!
You can easily watch it at work or school.
From Shibuya Station to Mount Rainier Pole, you can watch it live!
"SHIBUHACHI LIVE"!
Please feel "IDOLiNG"'s charm at the live venue!
Yes!
To celebrate the broadcast of "SHIBUHACHI LIVE", we will solve the problem of the party that hasn't been solved yet!
There have been many incidents in the last broadcast.
There are some things that I have closed my eyes because it is an idol program and it is better not to broadcast.
This time it is the last time, so let's solve it together.
And we will do our best again from the first broadcast.
Yes!
It's early, but let's start with the first unsolved incident.
First of all, please take a look at this.
At the beginning of the incident, the editor noticed something like this during production.
Certainly, there was some other unpleasant sound other than the talking voice in the studio.
This unpleasant sound got mixed up in the VTR.
Even if I remember it now, I'm relieved.
That unpleasant sound that you don't think is from this world
Is it a message from someone who was drawn in by the idols who are having fun recording?
Then, please pay attention to the idols who are working hard to connect.
Everyone, did you notice it?
This unpleasant sound that got in while the idols were seriously competing.
Please listen again.
Ready, start!
I heard this deep ringing sound.
What is the truth of this sound?
So, the program staff analyzed and studied all kinds of sounds.
Mr. Kubo, director of Yokohama Sound Research Institute, analyzed this mysterious sound.
This sound is, of course, urine.
What! The truth of this sound is urine!
Moreover, Mr. Kubo continued to come.
In the case of men, because the intestines are long and thick, it tends to make a low sound.
In the case of women, because it is short and thin, it makes a sound of low and high places.
In the case of men, because intestines are long and thick, low sound is stronger.
In the case of women, because intestines are thin and short, low sound and high notes come out.
Therefore, this sound is undoubtedly not a male's, but a female's fart.
Even though it was supposed to be an idol show, the sound of a fart was recorded.
Who on earth was this fart coming from?!
Yes, that's right.
The sound of a fart was recorded in an idol program.
It's because they put in effort.
It might have come out when they tried hard.
But as an idol...
Idols are animals that don't die.
That's right.
We've been taught that since we were little.
Even if it's a fan who supports you,
it's a sound you'll lose in one shot.
That's right.
The staff was also concerned about it.
But this time...
I think it's fine.
I want to make it clear who's the culprit in this situation.
I see.
I understand.
Actually, it's easy to solve this problem.
Because we have important documents here.
We have important documents about the culprit, right?
That's right.
Do you all remember?
We have documents here.
Do you know about them?
In 2012,
for the 6th anniversary of ATI,
Sota Raiser revealed his true identity.
Yes.
In the end, it didn't come out.
But it looks like this now.
But if you turn this around,
you'll find people with experience.
In other words, you'll find good and evil.
Who has done it before?
If you turn it around, you'll find people with experience.
What should we do? Should we try turning it around?
Should we do it?
But it's a privacy issue.
But you haven't done it before, right?
I haven't done it before.
Then you can turn it around, right?
I haven't done it before, so it's okay for me.
Is it okay for you?
Yes, it's okay for me.
Oh, I see. You haven't done it before.
Yes, I haven't done it before.
If you turn it around, will there be people who say it's bad?
People who say it's bad if you turn it around.
People who say it's bad if you turn it around, regardless of whether you do it or not.
Don't you say it yourself?
I don't say it.
But with this totalizer...
But this is reference data from the past.
Yes.
So there were eight of you, right?
Yes, there were eight of you.
Eight of you.
There were eight of you in the ice rink.
So this time, you might be among them.
You might be among them.
Yes.
This is scary, isn't it?
Yes.
This is...
Yes.
I see.
This is definitely bad.
It's bad, isn't it?
I see. I see.
Yes.
Even though it's an idol show, you're farting.
A terrible fact has just been discovered.
I hope this won't happen again in the future.
I see.
Yes.
I hope this won't happen again in the future.
This is funny, isn't it?
It's funny, isn't it?
I'm too serious about this.
I see.
So, during the show, you will be asked to write down the names of the suspicious people.
The person with the most votes will be the culprit of this farting.
By the way, when you talk about farting, the names "Ojima-san" and "Kawamura-san" are too obvious.
I'll exclude that.
Please think about it outside of "Ojima-san" and "Kawamura-san".
Please think about it.
I'd like to tell you this, but I don't fart in real life.
I see.
You only do it for your character, don't you?
That's a lie. No, it's not a lie.
I'm sorry.
It's a business fart, not a real one.
A business fart.
Please write down the names of the suspicious people.
Please think about the sound you made just now.
Ah, that sound.
Isn't it a secret code?
But I somehow understood it by the sound.
You understood it?
Yes.
I understood it by the sound.
Please write down the names of the suspicious people.
I know who it is.
Who is it?
I don't know.
By the way, Ojima-san...
Ojima-san, you had a White Day project, right?
At that time, you were still farting in the cage, right?
What?
What did I do?
Ojima-san, during your White Day project, everyone was put in the cage and you were doing something weird.
It seems that the sound of Ojima-san's farting has been confirmed.
Wait, wait, wait!
Um...
Can you ask me such a thing as a question?
Ojima-san is already an expert.
Ah, that's right!
I do it often, but...
That's why Ojima-san is like this.
Yes!
Ah, it's true!
Eh, it's true! It's true!
Yes.
Ojima-san's farting is actually like this.
Why do you say it in such a subtle way?
Okay, it's over!
Okay, let's look at it!
Let's look at it from this table first!
Yes, let's open it together!
Okay.
Yurippe, Asahi, Nao, Goto-chan, Asahi.
Asahi-san has three votes and Goto-san has four votes.
Yurippe...
The name is a little...
Yurippe...
Asahi-san, is it like that?
I'm a dancer...
I was dancing to jump, but...
As soon as I jumped, I farted!
That's right!
Um...
I was crouching like this...
And I was dancing like this.
At that time, I was probably tired and like "boo!"
Is that so?
Or...
Or you were tired and farted?
Was there such a time?
You're a muscle guy, right?
It comes out when you put strength into it.
I see.
Ah, so you've done it before?
Yes.
How about you, Goto-san?
Goto-san?
When I was doing dance rehearsal, I thought Goto- chan wouldn't even fart.
I see.
I had to go to Goto-chan's position for the next B-melody or something like that.
When I got there, it smelled really bad.
It wasn't the sound.
It wasn't the sound. It was the smell.
I thought, "She ran away."
I see.
That's why when my place smells bad, people think I'm the culprit.
That's right.
That's why they're hiding it.
That's scary.
It's persuasive.
It's been said for a long time that a fart knows a fart.
I see.
How about you, Yurippe?
Yurippe is...
Her name...
Her name is...
Shibiki.
She certainly looks like a fart.
That's not related at all.
She's really rude.
Asahi-san is the most common one.
Asahi-san has three votes.
Let's look at the next table.
Open!
Maipuru, Kaorun, Ruka, Maipuru, Endo-san...
Endo-san has a lot of votes.
Huh?
I've experienced this.
In private, we watched a movie together at my house.
We borrowed a really moving movie.
And at the climax, when I was about to cry...
When you were about to cry?
When I was about to cry...
I was already breathing...
But when I was about to cry...
Fart!
I thought, "What was that sound?"
And after the concert...
Fart!
Even the smell...
Time difference...
There's only the two of us...
I definitely didn't do it.
She certainly did it.
She does it from time to time.
She does it from time to time?
Have you ever been thrown by her for doing "digirippe"?
"Digirippe"?
What is that?!
Even in private, she has quite advanced skills.
I've done it once!
The smell...
Here...
She holds it and lets it go.
Oh, Miyake-san, you too.
I thought it was loosening up.
Oh, it's loosening up?
It's not loosening up yet!
You can't say "digirippe", right?
You say "mai puru", right?
"Puru"?
That one has a bit of a dampness to it.
And Kaoru.
Oh, Goto-san, you're up.
Why?
When I heard Umeko's story in private,
I thought, "Oh, so that's how it is."
No, no, no.
I thought, "Maybe this is also Kaoru's."
I see.
Why is that?
Surprisingly, it's possible.
That person is from Kansai.
No, it's not like that.
There were quite a lot of Kansai people around,
and Kyushu people are from the west, right?
And so, they were overlooked...
May I?
That's the coldest pattern.
It's a pattern that has changed.
It hasn't changed!
It's a pattern that has changed, right?
Yes, and Kibutsu-san?
To be honest, it's really hard for me to say,
but her face...
Yuka-chan!
She has the most likely to do it.
She eats a lot of food and becomes delicious.
I'll say it! I'll say it!
I'll say it!
She has the most likely to do it, but I think she has the least likely to hide it.
I see.
As an example, that person is quite the farting man.
Farting man!
Okay, next up on the table is...
Okay, Asahi-san's...
Asahi-san, Sakachi, Nago-chan.
It's mostly Asahi-san's...
Asahi-san, do you do it?
I've really heard about it from Tonoka-san up close.
I don't like it!
And so, she did it right behind me, so it's really not my type of thing.
That's a lot.
It's the same for your face.
My head isn't that good, you know?
Your head isn't that good, you know?
It's weird to judge yourself based on whether you should do it or not.
You're being told that a lot!
I did something!
You farted, didn't you?
You did something, but you farted.
I see.
Yes, Mr. Yakoto.
I also have actual experience.
I'm sure you farted!
No, I really didn't!
That's funny.
When you're doing something that requires strength,
the moment you say "yeah", you say "no, I definitely didn't!"
Really!
When was it?
What is this?
When you're doing something that requires strength, you say "yeah", don't you, Asahi-san?
On the contrary, Asahi-san, you're moving with your belly.
No, it's not like that!
At that moment, when you're dancing,
you're in a position where you can open your nose.
That's why you farted.
It didn't smell like anything!
It wasn't farting!
Farting doesn't smell that bad!
No, it definitely didn't smell like anything.
No, no, is that so?
Yes.
There are a lot of overwhelming answers.
Yes, and this table is now open!
Yes, Rurika-san, Kaepyo-san, Luka-chan, Seri-nyan, Nao-chan...
Hey, Yoko-san!
I don't know when I forgot, but
Rurika-san, after that project,
I felt like she said "I'm going to fart on stage!"
She said it?
I felt like she said it normally,
so I thought, "Oh, is it Rurika-san?"
I thought you'd do it.
That sound also suits Rurika-san's face.
That's true.
I only heard "vibrate" here.
I didn't hear it!
I didn't hear it.
Yes.
Koinu-chan!
I'm sometimes with Kaepyo-san,
but I actually fart a lot.
Oh, you actually fart a lot?
Yes, I do.
Even when I'm singing, I don't sound like Kaepyo- san.
I don't sound like Kaepyo-san because I don't have eyes.
But it's definitely Kurumin's fault.
Why?
Because Kurumin says that all the time.
I think that's why it was recorded.
Because you talk about your fart all the time.
Kuroto-san, you have a fart, right?
When I was next to you, I farted.
You farted?
You did a self-synchronization.
You farted?
But when Kuroto-san doesn't say it, you don't do it.
When you do it, you say you did it, right?
I think I do say it.
That means you do it a lot in the studio, right?
What do you mean?
Do you mean you did it?
You've done it before, right?
I have.
You have?
But you do it.
No, I don't.
Okay, then Tamagawa-san.
Yes.
Tamagawa-san.
It's Serina-san, but recently at the Zepp live show in Osaka,
there were only three of us on a one-way bullet train.
It was Serina-san, Goto-san and me.
It was early in the morning, so we were resting and listening to music by ourselves.
I heard a "pu" sound.
Obviously, I heard it from the left side.
Goto-san was listening to music and Serina-san was sleeping.
I thought it was a "pu" sound.
A "pu" sound?
It was the loudest one.
I don't know.
It wasn't a Zepp live show, it was a "pu" show!
You did a Zepp tour by yourself?
No, but I don't remember it.
Because you were sleeping?
If you say it like that...
And with Asahi-san?
That's right.
There was a time when I passed by Nao-chan at a dance rehearsal and she smelled really bad!
She smelled, didn't she?
She didn't smell! She smelled!
Just once! Just once!
Just once!
I could hear her say "pop, pop, pop"
What's with you?
She said "pop, pop, pop" but maybe she was just fooling us.
And with that, we have the results.
Masumi-san, looking at the votes, it's overwhelmingly...
Overwhelmingly, Asahi-san has 8 votes.
And the culprit is Asahi-san!
Eh, that's not true!
Congratulations!
Asahi-san was the one who farted during the dance rehearsal.
Yes!
Are you happy, Asahi-san?
You're happy because you were the one who farted, aren't you?!
Please...
Well, well! Actually, this VTR is a lie!
Eh?!
What are you talking about?
Yes, well, this is just... I added the sound effects later.
This is just a survey of everyone's awareness of farting.
Asahi-san is a woman who cannot be used as a reference in the future.
Everyone, thank you for your cooperation.
We were able to hear various situations.
We were able to hear various stories, so it was helpful.
I would like to continue, but here is a disappointing announcement.
As a second project, Suzuki-director, who was 35 years old, announced that it was too late for the program survey homework.
However, for convenience's sake, we will remove it.
Suzuki-san, who is standing there.
It's a shame.
It's a waste of change of clothes.
This project got a little excited.
Everyone's fart talk got too excited.
There were a lot of episodes.
Suzuki-san's dissatisfaction was not heard in the end.
I will remove my makeup later.
Now, unsolved incidents.
The last incident is a very happy incident.
That's right.
Among these members...
You're lying, right?
Actually, there is one person who is very happy.
I know who it is!
Kanae-san and...
Isn't it Sui-san?
Wait, isn't it Gyurei's manager?
Kimu-san!
Wait, isn't it Gyurei's manager?
No, no, no!
Kimu-san!
What are you saying?
No, no, no!
Because...
Because there are 20 people...
But the manager is here...
And Horipro-san and...
Ogi-san, right?
So Kanae-san is still...
Unmarried, right?
Unmarried, unmarried!
Isn't it absolutely strange?
This situation...
Kimu-san!
What?
It's not like that.
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry for the other people in the agency!
This is a big accident!
You're scary!
Why are you getting excited and saying weird things?
Wait, I really thought it was like that!
It's not like that!
It is, but it's not like that!
It's not like that!
There is one happy member in this group!
There is!
Kawamura-san, please come here!
Please come here!
Wait a minute!
Kawamura-san!
What is the happiest thing in a woman's life?
Huh?
A woman?
I'm very curious about this,
but Kawamura-san is very happy!
Then, I will announce it!
What is it?
You know Director Mori, right?
Yes.
A 41-year-old director Mori
said you and Kawamura-san
could get married!
It's true!
Kawamura-san!
It is true!
He won a woman's happiness!
Kawamura-san!
Then, please be the star of the show!
Please!
It's true!
Kawamura-san!
It's true!
(cheers and applause)
Here you go, Kano-san.
Thank you!
This is really something to be proud of, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Mori-san...
This person is really...
Mori-san, you know...
It's not like it doesn't matter who it is, right?
That's right!
That's why you're still single.
That's right!
While we were having a meeting for this show late at night...
I asked her, "What would you do if Kawamura-san asked you to marry him?"
She said, "It doesn't matter."
As a woman, isn't that something to be happy about?
You said, "It doesn't matter who it is," didn't you?
For me, it doesn't matter who it is.
Huh?
It's not like that for you two!
It's not like that!
I have the right to choose, too!
You have the right to choose, too!
I don't want to!
Huh?
I'm already...
I'm already an idol.
Still.
You're still an idol!
Yes.
I still want to do it!
It doesn't matter who it is!
It doesn't matter at all!
Right, Mori-san?
Right!
Yes.
With that said...
Mori-san...
Please be happy!
Congratulations!
Be happy, Mori-san!
She said it's okay for me to give up!
A broken heart is also important!
Right?
This time, Mori-san...
I have prepared something for you.
What is it?
I'm scared!
Please show it to us.
Yes.
Show it?
No way...
Yes.
What is it?
This is...
A coin relay.
Push it! Push it! Push it!
What is it?
The real coin relay with your and Kawamura-san's names on it.
That's right.
You just have to push the button.
All you have to do is push the button.
Eh?
Mori-san is also pushing the button.
She is.
So...
Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh?
Isn't it red?
No! No! No!
Did you bring it today?
I didn't bring it! Why did you buy it?
The rest is up to you, Kamuro-san.
Either way, you two will become husband and wife.
No! No! No!
Eh? Is it written with a gun?
Eh? Isn't it a stock gun? It feels weird!
I don't like it!
Eh?
Just in case, I bought you another one just in case.
This is... This is just a guess!
Umeko, sign it!
Sign it!
Umeko, sign it!
Yeah, yeah.
It's on you. It's on you.
Umeko, it's on you.
No, I have fans and followers too.
But...
Idols are idols forever, right?
Hey, there's no idol who only loves fans like you!
No, no, no!
You're not an idiot!
I'm not an idiot!
It's not an idiot to love your friends from the bottom of your heart!
Eh? It feels weird, but you really wrote it!
Wait a minute.
What are you looking at?
Advertisement.
Advertisement?
Yeah.
Eh? What is this?!
Ah!
That's it!
That's it! That's it!
That's it!
As expected, there's a bit of disturbance and embarrassment too!
That's right.
But from now on, please slowly organize your thoughts.
Then maybe you'll be able to push your fans away.
Um, you can say it at the point.
There's no one who understands you this well!
Let's think about this later.
We're not telling you to push it now.
Think about it and push it if you feel like it.
But Mori-san, are you ready?
I feel sick.
But I think it's a happy thing.
Right?
Since we're here, let's sing that song.
What?
We're not married!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Don't be stupid.
You and me...
We lived under the same roof.
Don't be stupid.
I never forgot about you.
People say I'm always deceiving you.
They think I don't know anything.
People say I fell in love and you lost.
If you like men who can't fly, I'll reconsider it.
Don't be stupid.
I don't know you're playing with me.
I don't like your third year of cheating.
I don't like your attitude.
I don't like your third year of cheating.
I won't forgive you even if you apologize with both hands.
Congratulations!
I don't think there's anyone like you.
What should I say?
What should I say to convey this unpleasant feeling?
What should I say?
Except "no".
Don't say "no".
You're married to a cheater.
We'll keep an eye on you two.
If you have any problems, please contact us.
We'll solve it right away.
It's a good memory. Let's take a picture.
You two are crazy!
It's a good memory. Let's take a picture.
I'm so happy.
I didn't know you'd be the first one to receive it.
That's weird.
It's rare for a producer to say yes.
It's tough not to date, isn't it?
It is.
It's tough.
We're having a 1000th episode this time, right?
Yes.
It's rare for a 1000th episode to be like this.
That's amazing.
It's a 1000th anniversary.
Let's be more serious.
Okay.
Mori Yui.
She looks good.
Mori Yui is cool.
What are you saying?
I see.
Mori Yui.
She looks like an amateur.
Mori Yui.
Danmitsu.
Mori Yui.
Let's eat.
Thank you for the food.
Let's eat over there.
Where's the camera?
It's over here.
Sorry, is the camera okay?
Yes, it is.
Sorry, is the camera okay?
Yes, it is.
Okay, let's go again.
Okay, we're gonna continue.
Okay, we're going to continue.
Do it without stopping.
Yushen, please get out of there.
I'll take the camera.
Yushen, you just haven't changed your clothes.
Okay, it's the last one.
Okay, we're done.
- Congratulations! - Yes, congratulations on your 1000th episode!
- Somehow, this set also looks like a park, doesn't it? - Yes, it does.
- Yes, with that said, we welcome you to our 1000th episode.
- That's all for today. Yes, dismiss! - Dismiss!
- Thank you very much!