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It's starting now! I'm Idol New Year's Eve speaker, Masato! Thank you for having me!
I'm New Year's Eve announcer, Takeshita! Thank you for having me!
This program is for girls who are growing up as idol singers!
And it's broadcasted every Thursday and New Year's Eve at 2.45 pm!
Now, let me introduce you! It's IDOLiQ!
Now, for today...
Huh? What's with that cute costume?
Is that your new costume for IDOLiQ?
That's right!
How cute!
From now on, I and the viewers will be able to see you in that costume every time, right?
That's right!
Staff-san, costume-san, thank you very much!
What's with that last recording?
I could have bought you another costume.
That's right, that's right.
Now, I'd like to work hard with my new costume!
Now, let's get started with today's program!
Everyone, do you know "16 vs. 9" on TV?
16 vs. 9...
Right? Kaede-chan, you know what "16 vs. 9" is, right?
At first, I thought it was something like "Ami- chan vs. IDOLiQ-san", but it wasn't like that.
It's like "16 vs. 9".
Ah, I see! It's "go-through"!
I see!
It's different, right?
So, in short, Yokoyama-san, if you were on TV, you'd like to say you're "old-fashioned"?
No, it's not like that!
But it's hard for me to give up when I think about it.
Ah! Kaede-chan, for the first time in history, has given up!
I don't know!
Yes, please, please!
Yes, 16 against 9 is the screen size ratio used in high-vision projects.
Yes, 16 against 9 is a very good size, or rather, ratio, right?
Yes!
And I want to tell you more and more about the good things about being an idol!
I want to tell you all about it!
I want to tell you about this new outfit!
New outfit!
Isn't there something?
I thought there might be something useful, and there was!
Rather than 16 against 9, there may be a better way to convey the charm of being an idol!
With that said, let's go!
Let's lie down and watch TV!
9 against 16-ing!
As I explained earlier, the screen we're looking at right now is 16 against 9 in width and height.
If we were to film this in one shot...
Camera-san, please!
Like this...
I see!
There will be an extra part next to it.
Does that mean extra Miyake-san will be filmed?
Even if I want to film Tachibana-san in one shot, I can't help but see Miyake-chan!
I can't help but see Miyake-chan next to me!
That's terrible!
I see!
That's why I'd like you to change the screen from 16 against 9 to 9 against 16, Camera-san!
Yes!
Huh?
Yes, yes, yes!
Yes! Like this...
Oh!
The entire width of the screen will be much wider and tighter than it was in 16 against 9.
But Miyake-chan won't be able to see it all, and only Tachibana-chan will be able to enjoy it.
Yes, that's right.
But in this state, I think it's a little difficult to watch in normal position.
So I hope viewers can watch the show while lying down and relaxing.
That way you can relax and watch it in 16 against 9.
That way you can watch it in 16 against 9.
So let's get started!
16 against 9, start!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Wow!
It's in the background, right?
Yes, that's right.
Like this, right?
That's right.
So all of you will have one minute for one shot.
I see.
So, while lying down and watching TV, I would like to tell you stories that will heal you so that you can relax more.
The ideal is for the viewers who are watching this to fall asleep.
Because it's too relaxing.
While singing, you can listen to this show while dreaming.
Well, you can't watch it if you fall asleep.
While singing, I hope you can watch this show with a sense of dreaminess.
Well then, let's get started.
At first, I see.
Everyone, there are stories that will heal you, right?
Then... Tachibana-chan, shall we go?
Tachibana-chan!
All of a sudden?
Then, today, you'll be alone in front of the screen.
Amazing! Amazing! Amazing!
Now, is it alright? Let's go in.
Tachibana-chan's 9-to-14 swing, please!
Everyone, are you looking at me lying down?
Thank you. I'm always tired of work.
Well, I'd like to have a little chat here.
Chat, huh?
Actually, my image flower in "idling" is "kasmiso".
"Kasumiso" sounds like "kusa", doesn't it?
By the way, the 25th owner next to me in "kasumiso" is a rose.
"Kusa" and "rose"?
No, but I couldn't see it like that and worked hard until today.
Well, I've consulted with the staff about "kasumiso" once.
Then, they said, "But there's no flower shop that doesn't have "kasumiso", right?"
What's more, if you collect a lot of "kasumiso", it becomes a bouquet.
One bouquet doesn't mean anything.
There are a lot of "kasumiso", so it's worth paying a lot of money for "kasumiso" to become a bouquet.
Well, I'm really happy to be able to stand up again this week.
Thank you very much.
What's this? I'm embarrassed and embarrassed.
The camera was all by itself. It was like a poster.
No, it's amazing. It's overwhelming, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
It's like "tachibana" and "tachibanashi" are mixed up.
Thank you very much.
It's wonderful, isn't it? I think you've been healed.
Well, who should we move on to next?
Well, shall we move on to Takahashi-san?
Yes.
He looks like he's going to be healed.
That's true.
Takahashi-san looks like he's going to be healed.
Well, please show us Takahashi-san's nine-to-ten locking.
Hello, everyone.
Today, for those of you who want to go to the forest, the forest, or the mountains,
I will dedicate my voice to you.
Please listen.
That's all.
That's all!
You did a good job.
You did a great job.
It feels like the toxins in my body are coming out.
That's good.
You did a good job.
Well, next is Sakai-san.
What is it?
Sakai-san also smells like the forest.
Are you ready?
Let's go.
Sakai-san's nine-to-ten locking, start!
Hello, everyone.
I'm 14-year-old idol, Sakai Hitomi.
To heal you from now on,
I would like to talk about my favorite hometown, Miyazaki.
By the way, in order for you to be healed more, I will speak in Miyazaki dialect.
A long time ago, I went to my grandmother's house.
At that time, there was a sea in my grandmother's house, and I was asked to clean the fish there.
I was still about three years old at that time, but it was fun to be with my grandmother.
Above all, we were dating, so we went to fishing together and had a good time.
My grandmother said, "Hitomi, there is a sea snake!" and threw a sea snake at my face.
It hurt a lot.
Since then, I have been afraid of sea snakes.
But even now, I love my grandmother.
That's all. Thank you very much.
She was healed.
What are you talking about?
It's nothing.
She was talking about the countryside.
It's a cute episode.
She was healed, wasn't she?
Let's move on.
Next, let's hear from Endo.
It's a healing story.
Endo's nine-to-sixteen talk.
Please.
Everyone, would you like to go to a world of sleep with me?
First of all, close your eyes.
And take a deep breath from your nose.
Exhale from your mouth.
One more time. Take a deep breath from your nose.
Exhale from your mouth.
Now, can you see the big door in front of you?
Please raise it with your right hand.
You heard the sound, didn't you?
Now, a sofa has appeared in front of you.
It's a red sofa.
On top of the fluffy carpet, there is a big red sofa.
Let's sit on it.
Oops!
If I count three of you, you will fall into a deep sleep.
Now, let's start.
One, two, three!
Oh, I see!
You fell asleep, didn't you?
What is this?
This is the introduction part of the lecture when you count three of you.
This is not healing, it's just hypnosis.
You were healed, weren't you?
You became sleepy, didn't you?
I'm getting anxious.
I don't know where my goal is.
Now, let's move on.
Ms. Ishida, would you like to say something?
Ms. Ishida seems to be healed.
She became sleepy, didn't she?
Oh, it's a husky voice.
Let's begin Ishida-san's 9-to-16 part.
Please!
Everyone, you're lying down, aren't you?
Then please listen.
Sleep, sleep, in your mother's arms...
Huh? You're not asleep yet?
Then I'll sing it one more time.
Sleep, sleep, in your mother's arms...
Good night!
What is this?!
I couldn't sleep because I was worried about the pitch.
Was it such a song?
Sleep, sleep...
It was a curse.
Then, next...
Let's see...
Kawamura-san, shall we begin?
Kawamura-san's 9-to-16 part.
Please!
Good morning.
How are you?
Aren't you tired lately?
Huh? Me?
You're not tired at all.
I want you to work more.
What have you been up to lately?
You're busy with work, aren't you?
My neighbor, Mr. Tanaka, brought me carrots the other day.
I cooked it once.
He said, "It's delicious, so try it."
He said he wanted me to try carrots and other things like that.
I went to the supermarket in my neighborhood.
He said, "Try the cheap shungiku that you always put there."
You're not a little boy.
Put it there.
Is it healing?
That's all.
You're confusing healing and life.
I don't know.
Maybe you thought I was sleeping.
Maybe there's someone who comes from the area and works in Tokyo.
I see.
When you go back to your hometown, you want to enjoy your family's peace and quiet.
There were people in my neighborhood.
I see. You expressed it in your own way of life.
Maybe.
I think there's a way like that.
Yes, there is.
Let's move on.
Ms. Nagano, would you like to go next?
Yes.
Congratulations!
Ms. Nagano, would you like to go next?
Big brother!
What did you do today?
I'm recording now.
How have you been today?
You've been busy with work, haven't you?
I've been thinking about playing a game with you since I got home, but I don't think I can today.
Then...
Can I go to bed while watching this show?
That's all!
You think you're cute, don't you?
You're an idol, so you think you're cute, don't you?
You think you're cute, don't you?
I'm only a man's older brother, so I did it while imagining it.
Certainly, among these, the four words that came to mind were "I want to kick you."
I've been thinking about kicking you all the time.
I'm sure some of you have been healed.
Maybe some of you have been healed.
Actually, I've been healed, but for those of you who have been healed, I really want to kick you.
I don't think you've been healed.
Thank you.
What is it? You're not saying anything, are you?
There are various plans, aren't there?
Then...
What's with you, you idiot?
Next up is...
Then...
Did Ms. Oka go?
Not yet.
Not yet, right? Then Ms. Oka, would you like to go?
Yes!
Ms. Oka's nine-to-sixteen words, please!
Well...
I...
I'd like to heal you with my story.
It's a story.
Well, it's a long time ago.
Well...
Nao... It was 15 o'clock in the morning.
Nao came to stay at my house.
And at that time...
Well, let's sleep, let's sleep, let's sleep.
I'm sleepy, let's sleep.
Well, good night.
We slept in the same bed.
Well, it's about time to sleep.
But I'm not the type of person who can sleep right away.
So we were snoring.
Then, Nao started to sleep.
What?
She started to sleep.
Then, Nao fell asleep.
"Oh, she fell asleep." I thought.
Then, she suddenly lost her breath.
"What's wrong? What's wrong?" I thought and looked at her.
Oh, 18 volts!
She said.
Hey!
Nao-chan!
What is it? It feels weird.
Hey, you!
No! No! No!
What are you talking about?
Doesn't it feel weird?
You're talking about healing.
No! No! No!
I mean, two idols sleeping in the same bed is healing in itself, isn't it?
Then you say, "Oh, how cute! How cute!"
Wait a minute.
Isn't it healing?
It's healing!
First of all...
First of all, that story...
Wait a minute! Isn't it healing?
First of all, that story...
That's why I didn't tell everyone that Asahi was cute.
I see. You want to be healed by Asahi's cuteness.
That's right. "Ah, it's 18 volts!" I said. "Why did you use 18 volts?" That's how cute she is.
You're getting worse and worse. Are you really okay?
I think I'll be in trouble if I get nervous.
Weren't you nervous just now?
I was really nervous. I'm sorry for making a fuss.
I'm sorry for making a fuss.
Now, let's continue. Is there a story you haven't told yet?
Oh, there are quite a few.
Then, let's start with Goto-san.
Yes, yes, yes, yes...
Excuse me.
Yes, then...
Goto-san's 9-to-16 part, please!
Yes, yes!
Ah...
Huh?
Yes, um...
A call before you go to sleep.
Me and you.
Idling 25. Goto Kaoru.
Ah, hello?
Ah, good work.
Ah, you're already sleeping?
Ah, I see. You're still awake.
What is it all of a sudden? Huh?
Do you want me to tell you about when I was in Oita?
That's right...
Our Oita is...
It was amazing.
It was like a Japanese version of "The Girl from the Alps."
It was like that, but...
It was amazing.
At night, there was a lot of starry sky.
And there weren't any streetlights at all.
It was moonlight, and...
Dogs often went for a walk in the middle of the night.
And when I went for a walk...
Well, I was walking with a light on...
Suddenly, like...
I don't know... The shadows of light crossed over me...
I don't know...
I thought it was scary...
And when I looked closely...
It was like...
Two eyes were spinning around me...
What are you talking about?
I don't know... I'm scared...
I don't know...
But the dog barked like crazy...
I don't know... I don't know...
I tried to shine it...
What are you talking about?
In the middle of the road...
It's a TV.
The owl was spinning 360 degrees...
And...
Owl...
I'm glad...
"I'm relieved" is what I used to say a lot in Oita, right?
"Ah, what?" "Ah, I'm getting more and more sleepy" "Got it"
"Then, do your best tomorrow as well" "Good night"
That's all
Eh, what did you want to say? What did you want to say?
What did you want to say?
What did you... Scary story? Scary story?
No, it's a thing that happens in Oita
When I call people, they say my voice is getting more and more sleepy
Ah, your voice tone, right?
Yes, yes, yes
So I imagined it and talked about my situation in Oita
It's a story about a dog that's crying a lot, right?
It's like a dog barked at you, right?
That dog... Is it a dog that actually exists in this real world?
No, it's a dog called "Jack Bauer"
Ah, a dog called "Jack Bauer"
It's a dog called "Jack Bauer"
That's...
It's a dog that was killed a few years ago, right?
It's still there
It's this big, but it's still very healthy
It's really there, right? Ask your family
No, it's not there
It's not there, it's not there!
So it's really there now?
It's okay, right? Goto-san is actually there right now, right?
He's there, right?
He's not there, right?
He's actually there, right?
He's not saying "You can see me now", right?
It's a very...
It's a very strange story, I don't know what it is anymore
Well, for now, we'll talk about Oita
Well, if you ask people in Oita, you might be healed, right?
Remembering your hometown
On the contrary, I'm sleepy
I'm surprised
I don't know what you're talking about
For a long time, Takeshi-san was like...
I was born in Oita.
You were born in Oita?
I was born in Oita, but...
I didn't know anything about Oita.
She's so cute!
She's saying it, so I don't know what's going on.
I didn't know anything about Oita.
I didn't know anything about Oita, but I'm sorry.
Were you really born in Oita?
I was really born in Oita.
Oh, I see.
I don't know much about Oita.
No, no, it's just...
She's a little weird.
It's like she's living in a parallel world.
Yes!
She does have a house there.
But she doesn't have a house there.
She does!
Alright!
Let's go with Tamagawa-san!
Yes!
Please!
Tamagawa-san's 9 to 16, please!
Thank you for your hard work!
You know...
I...
You know...
My father has a daughter named Chittan.
Chittan has always been shy about people.
So I played with her a lot, hoping she would get used to me.
But she didn't get used to me at all.
But when I asked her for a snack, she said she was happy and came to me.
And we got along well.
But...
- Huh? - Chittan...
But...
Chittan, you know...
You've already gained 13 kilos.
Even though you're a miniature dachshund.
That's all!
Did you say something in the middle?
I said, "I'm happy!"
- I said, "I'm happy!" - I said, "I'm happy!"
I said, "I'm happy!"
So I felt like I was saying I was happy.
And in the end, I gained 13 kilos.
I became like a dachshund.
But Chittan thought of me.
And I was comforted.
I was comforted by Chittan's cuteness.
- Chittan is a maniac. - That's right.
So...
The last one!
Don't think too much about it.
Asahi-san, please.
It's really time!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
So...
Asahi-san, you're going to talk now.
- But first, your enthusiasm! - Wait!
- Seriously?! - Enthusiasm!
Enthusiasm! Enthusiasm, please!
I want to say it!
Goodbye!
You really do that, don't you?
You really do that!
I'm so mean!
I thought you were going to do that!
It's the stress from me!
I've been working out a lot lately!
I know!
Let's drop the can in the back.
Let's swallow it in the back.
Can I do that?
I hope everyone who's watching this series will understand.
I just want you to know!
I only know how you breathe!
I know what's going on!
Azami, please give us your 9-to-16 score.
Mom, sit down.
Wait a minute.
What is it?
Mom, sit down.
Is it a skit?
No, it's not!
I want you to relax.
Are you going to show me a skit now?
Why do you like it so much?
I want you to talk about relaxing.
No, I'm serious!
So you're going to make it effective, right?
That's right.
Why do you want me to stand up and do it? Do you want me to sit down?
That's right.
Just relax!
You!
Is it no good?
Why can't you talk?
Is it true?
Why can't you talk?
So that's where it starts, right?
Wait a minute. Don't make me do it again!
So you're going to make it effective, right?
Yes.
Ms. Asahi's 9-to-16 mission.
Once again, please.
Sit down.
It was fun today, too!
Oh, by the way...
The other day...
Oh, you're friends, right?
I went to see Ms. Jona.
It was so much fun!
I couldn't help but grin.
Ms. Jona has a favorite clerk.
She has a clerk named Otomo.
But she wasn't there!
But...
But I couldn't help it!
She wasn't there!
I couldn't press shift!
I couldn't help it!
But I asked my friend for ramen.
We ate one ramen together.
It was so good!
Oh, I'll tell you a different story.
What?!
It was a while ago!
Well, it's been a while since I graduated.
It was after I graduated high school.
A few days later, I said to myself, "Ah, I want some soup."
And I happened to hear it from my little sister.
And then she said, "Then I'll make you some!" and made me some soup.
I thought she was a really kind-hearted little sister.
And we had a fight right after that, but...
Let me tell you something else!
How many times?!
You know, I went to a famous country a while back.
Oh yeah, Disney Land.
I went to Disney Land!
And I asked my grandmother what I wanted for my souvenir.
I wrote about it in my blog, by the way.
Really?!
I'll read it.
And then she said she wanted a thin bread!
And I was like, "What's with that thin bread?!"
I thought about it for about three minutes, and then...
It was churros!
Grandma, it's churros, you idiot!
So I told her, "That's what you call churros!"
And the next day, I went to dreamland.
And I went there in my backpack.
And I packed churros in my backpack and brought them home.
And then it was about three minutes, and I was in great shape.
Okay, let's both do our best tomorrow!
One, two... Fight!
That was long, wasn't it?
Back in the day, when we had an album grand prix, the general public often made that kind of face during the first round.
What is he talking about?
It's like...
It's not like I'm trying to make you laugh.
It's like, "Maybe he came here because he thought it was funny at school."
No, it's not like that!
I can't tell you how funny it is.
I can tell you!
Yes.
It's love, isn't it?
Yes.
Did you feel better, Takeuchi-san?
Yes...
Takeuchi-san!
No, I was like...
What are you talking about?
You were trying to relax, weren't you?
Yes, I was trying to relax for a while.
I see, you were doing something big.
Right?
Yes.
I haven't worked with an idol like you many times,
so you're just like me.
You're a little painful.
So, how was it for you today?
Playing with the nine and sixteen.
Oh, it's over.
It was a new feeling.
Yes.
However, due to time constraints, we have to end it now.
Oh, is that so?
It's over.
It's over for those who are still watching.
That's true.
I can't see anything.
That's why you're watching it like this on TV.
But it's a strange sensation, isn't it?
It really looks like a poster.
It's amazing!
Yes, it is.
So, it's really clear and...
Usually, it's just bust shots, isn't it?
But this one is quite large.
That's true.
Plastic.
But still, it's quite large.
That's true.
I think it's a strange sensation for those who are watching it.
And what I clearly understood while watching it this time is...
It's close, so I thought it was a butt hole!
What?
What did you say?
I thought it was a butt hole.
You said a lot of stupid things.
I thought it was a butt hole today!
That's amazing!
Especially?
Nine versus sixteen is a butt hole day!
No, no, no!
Right?
Wow!
Amazing!
I think it's good to look back at it in your own room.
In the lecture hall.
Wow!
I'm really looking forward to it.
It's like a butt hole army.
Wow!
Yes, and this is the first attempt in the television market.
Right?
It's revolutionary.
We're the first ones in the television industry to do it.
I don't think there will be a second or third one in the future.
Because you'll get in trouble if you do something like this.
Really?
Yes.
Yes, and with that, let's try lying down in front of the television.
Nine versus sixteen, goodbye!