AISubs v3.5
Now, it's started, IDLING.
This time, continuing from last time, IDLING VS SAKURA GAKUIN's Hajiminton match is being held.
In the last broadcast, IDLING won twice.
SAKURA GAKUIN hasn't won yet, so everyone, do your best!
Now, I'd like to start right away.
IDLING is Luka and Ram!
Do your best!
Now, and...
Now, and from SAKURA GAKUIN...
Marina Horiichi!
Marimari!
Marimari's here!
Ah, student council president!
Student council president!
Student council president's here!
Yes!
Yes, yes, yes!
I'm good at short-distance running.
Short-distance running?!
Yes!
Then, let's run some short-distance running.
Yes, let's do it!
Try running as hard as you can on the sports field.
Then, I'll pass you the relay bat.
Yes! OK, OK!
Yes.
How... how do you pass it?
Then, I'll go back and forth.
What should you do?!
I don't know it, but I can't help it.
No, no, no!
You can't do it!
Marimari!
Go!
I'll go!
OK!
I can't see anything.
I look like an elementary school student.
I'm serious.
It's getting fun.
It's like this.
I want to finish it in 10 seconds.
I'll do it later.
It's like an amusement park.
Her name is Hana-chan Taguchi.
She's from Hana-poo.
She's a second-year Hana-poo middle school student.
Her specialty is impersonating professional wrestlers.
I see.
Then I'll impersonate Tenzan.
Inoki-san will do it.
No, Tenzan will do it.
I'm sorry.
Inoki-san will do it.
Fine!
Inoki...
How about Tenzan?
Tenzan?
Inoki will do it.
Tenzan, will you do it?
No.
Inoki will do it.
Yay!
Here I go.
Inoki...
She's pretty serious.
She's serious.
Are you okay?
If you're okay, you can do anything.
One, two, three...
Go!
Okay, I'll impersonate Tenzan.
I'm glad you let me do it.
Even if you didn't let me do it as a baby...
I see! So you haven't done it yet!
Wait, wait!
I did it! I did it!
What did you do wrong?
Um, Yanagihara Kanaka-san's impersonation...
Y-Yanagihara Kanaka-san's story...
Um, Konto's impersonation?
That's right.
I see. Then I'll have Konto do it.
Now...
I'm sorry!
I'm really sorry!
Okay, okay!
Since you didn't let me do it...
I'll impersonate Tenzan!
Alright, let's play the game!
Please prepare your racket and ball.
Let's start with Idol League.
Good luck!
Wait, Sakura Academy, you have to do your best! You're losing!
You can do it!
That's right!
Let's start with Sakura Academy!
Let's start with Sakura Academy.
Let's start with Hana-kun.
Hana-kun, do your best!
I'll do my best!
Do your best!
Alright, Idol League vs Sakura Academy.
First match, third round.
Ready, start!
Do your best!
Yuto-chan!
Just now...
It hit here, didn't it?
It was Hana's bounce.
Kurata-san, Aojiru corner!
Yuto-chan, go!
Alright, Kurata-san.
Open your mouth.
Show me, show me.
This is bad! This is pretty bad!
What's written there?
Die, boy!
That's stupid.
Die! Die!
Huh?
Die.
Water? Water? Water?
Water! Water! Water! Water!
Drink it!
You look like you're in trouble.
Thank you.
I see. It's actually painful when you do it.
Are you okay?
It's good for you.
I'll crush you for sure.
I'm scared.
I'm scared of you, Mika-chan.
I'll crush you for sure.
Was she like this before?
She's different, isn't she?
She's a pervert.
A pervert?
That's right.
Now...
This is bad.
That's right.
Even if you say it like that...
Okay, let's do our best.
Don't lose!
Now...
Let's start with the idling serve.
Ready...
Start!
Surata-san's impersonation of an alien!
Here you go.
I really don't know, I really don't know.
You don't know me?
I really don't know you!
Stop it!
Well, this is Kurata-san's impersonation of this person's name and character.
Who are you talking about?
This is a famous person in history books.
Kurata-san, have you been sick lately?
Your speech is...
Well, Kurata-san, do your best.
Well, this is Kurata-san's impersonation of...
Here you go.
Ooiso Takanobu.
This is Ooiso Takanobu-san's impersonation.
I don't know, I don't know!
Ooiso Takanobu-san's impersonation of that person.
That person!
Ooiso Takanobu-san's impersonation of that person.
Ooiso Takanobu-san died for what?!
Well, let's continue.
I'm Riinchi.
Well, are you ready?
Ayumi-chan, do your best.
Ready, start!
Don't eat it!
Ayumi-chan wins!
If you don't be careful, if you suck it in, it'll go in your ear and you'll give it to them.
Really?
Yes, even in your mouth.
Don't speak, just eat it.
I'm sorry.
You're not supposed to speak with your mouth full.
So cute!
Beautiful! Beautiful! Beautiful!
Refreshing! Refreshing!
So cute!
Isn't it cute?
It's cute, it's cute!
It's totally different!
There's quality in eating Aojiru!
The reaction is totally different!
It's not like that!
But Aojiru-kun is...
Shut up!
Aojiru-kun is...
Let me hear you!
But it's good, it's good!
It's good!
It feels different!
So different!
It's good!
Right? It's good!
Because it's student union, you can eat Aojiru- kun!
Because it's Aojiru-kun, you can eat Aojiru-kun!
Because it's kind Aojiru-kun...
Wait a minute!
In the past, she wasn't like that...
When she was in middle school, she was a really kind and elegant girl...
But now, she's made her idol-like environment...
Don't be like that in student union!
She's kind of an interesting character...
She could be a pin-nerd...
Now, please pick up your shuttlecocks...
And let's start with Sakura-kun!
And now, you've got one point!
Yes, you've got one point!
But you're still in the lead, so Sakura-kun, do your best!
Let's go!
Ready, start!
Sakura-kun, do your best!
Alright, Tamagawa-san, let's talk!
- She's so cool. - She's so cool!
- Right? - Thank you!
- That's right, people do it once. - I did it once.
- I did it, I did it! - Right?
- I'm sorry, it probably won't get that excited, but do your best! - I'll do my best!
- Somehow make it exciting! - Can I press it? - Press it!
- Make it exciting! Do your best and make it exciting! - Can I do it one more time?
- It's only the second time. - I'll do it!
You can do it on your own.
- Wow! - Wow!
But nothing happened, right?
Wait a minute, wait a minute!
- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry! - I'm sorry!
- Because it's part of the backgame, too. - That's right!
- So this match was won by Sakura Academy!
Congratulations!
- I lost. - Well it's their first time losing.
- Without further ado, let's just say.. - Sorry, I'm sorry!
- Going from the audience.. - Yes!
- Oh! - Yes!
- Kaede-chan also gave us one! - Yay!
And from Sakura Academy...
First, Oroga Saki-chan!
Nickname "Baby-chan"!
"Baby-chan" is here!
Thank you very much!
"Baby-chan" is here!
Thank you very much!
Hey! Old woman! Shut up!
Hey! What are you doing?
"Baby-chan"! "Baby-chan" is here!
What about the other one?
What will you do?
I see! Who will you choose for the other one?
Does anyone want to say it?
"Kanapu" will say it! "Kanapu" will say it!
Good! Good! Both of you are good at imitating!
Both of you are good at imitating!
But "Baby-chan" doesn't show herself yet.
We don't know if she is really good or not!
What is this movement?
Can we ask you for a gentle question?
We don't have that kind of question.
We want to ask you a serious question.
We don't have that kind of question.
She is asking you! What will you do?
We don't have that kind of question.
She is asking you! What will you do?
You are showing yourself badly in the idol group!
But "Baby-chan" doesn't seem to be interested in you, right?
If you don't want to lose, you can say it!
"Baby-chan", you seem to be interested in "Amemi".
You don't want to lose!
"Baby-chan" said she saw you on television. Why don't you want to lose?
Are you good at sports?
I think I am good at it.
Then, you are not losing at sports!
You lost, didn't you?
I am sorry.
I'll cut it all out.
I'm sorry.
It's fun to see Taki-chan clapping and Masuno-san getting confused.
It's her first time doing it.
Do your best!
Which serve should we start with?
From the idling serve?
Let's start with the idling serve.
Let's go.
This is the fourth match between Hajime and Sakura.
Ready, start!
Do your best!
The white swan lake!
Please go to the white swan lake box over there.
Someone please go to the white swan lake.
Isn't it better for the white swan to fill up the white swan's hole?
Ready, start!
One-shot gag with the racket!
Hana- kun! Hana- kun!
Hana- kun, one-shot gag with the racket!
You are going to use the racket to give the camera your one-shot gag.
Got it? Can you do it?
Got it!
Let's go. Hana- kun, please go!
Hello! This is the green window!
Isn't it wonderful? Wonderful, wonderful!
Wonderful, wonderful!
It's wonderful, isn't it?
It's a kind of comedy that idols don't do, isn't it?
That's right!
It's technical, isn't it?
Wonderful, wonderful! As expected of you!
Yes, as expected of you!
Alright!
So, one point has gone to...
To the idol ring.
To the idol ring, right?
Yes.
Alright, let's continue.
Alright, let's start with Sakura Gakuin's serve.
Do your best!
Huh? Do you have it?
Do you have it?
Yes, let's go.
Alright, Asakura Rio, over here.
Do your best!
Alright!
Do your best!
Alright, Sakura Gakuin's serve, right?
Do your best!
Alright, ready...
Start!
This way...
Alright, Hana-poo, bite the balloon and break it!
Don't you want to do the punishment game?
Hana-poo, you like it, don't you?
Hana-poo, you like the punishment game, don't you?
Hana-poo, you want it, don't you?
I don't want it!
That's right.
Right?
I'm sorry for doing this.
Hana-poo...
If you bite this area, you can break it.
Do your best, Hana-poo!
Do your best.
Hana-poo, if you bite this pointy area...
This year...
Does it hurt?
I don't want it!
But you've seen it once, you're mentally prepared for it.
Do your best!
Alright!
Do your best!
Alright, alright, say it!
Please!
I think it's easier this way.
By the way, Hanako, can you take this can package?
You might want to do it quickly.
The longer you do it, the more fear you'll have.
You can do it, you can do it, Anabu!
Cheer for her!
Wow, you have a good posture. What is this stance? Is it an official posture?
You can do it, you can do it!
Ah, you're so kind!
You're so kind!
I was surprised! What did you think? You're so kind!
You can do it!
Go, go, go!
- Why? - Maybe you have to bite it off.
- Yeah, yeah. - Yeah!
- And then you can do it. - Go, go, go!
- I'm scared.
- You can do it! - Maybe.
It's easier if you break it.
- I just said "go" in a hurry. - Go, go, go!
Go, go, go!
Oh, come on!
- Sorry, Hana-kun. - Go for it!
- Go for it!
Oh, my gosh!
That was close!
Oh, my gosh!
- It's hard. - Yeah, it is.
- You can't break it at all? - Hana!
- Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm good.
One, two, three...
Go!
Go, go, go!
What a great teamwork.
One, two, three, four...
Can you do it? Can you do it? Can you do it?
I can't do it anymore. I can't do it.
Then let's do it later. Let's do it later.
For now, let's do the match and when it's over...
Let's have you break this without turning around.
Hey, Goron, Goron, you have to do it properly or...
I'll do it. It won't end.
It won't end, will it?
The time is passing by.
I don't like it.
We won't edit this show. We'll broadcast it as it is.
Viewers will be watching this show for a long time.
It's not good.
A lot of adults are watching this show in real- time.
Wow! It worked!
I'm glad. I'm glad. I'm glad.
I'm relieved. I'm relieved.
I see. I was about to end this show with only balloons.
Now!
I think we can do it!
Hey, Sakurako, you have to do your best!
That's right! Do your best! Do your best!
It's not good if you don't do your best!
Do your best!
Oh! It's here!
Yes!
Okay, Nakanishi-san!
Yes!
Go ahead!
I want to lose! I want to lose!
Kurumi-kun! Kurumi-kun!
Just so you know, Sakura Gakuin wasn't laughing at all.
Stop it! Stop it!
It's not like that!
Poor thing!
Looks like you two can get along.
And there was also a comment saying "poor thing".
Okay!
Then...
Shall we continue?
Let's continue the match.
Sakura Gakuin's serve.
That's right. Let's do our best.
Ready, start!
Where is it?
It's out!
It's finally out!
All Back Teppaman!
Okay!
Let's move on to the All Back Teppaman corner.
Sakura Gakuin has gained one point.
Shall we move on to the All Back Teppaman corner?
Baby-chan, you're up front!
That's right!
Yes!
Then...
Let's go!
W-w-what was that just now?
I'm scared! I'm scared!
Huh?
What are you doing on TV?
Looks like you two can get along.
Okay, let's go!
Do your best!
Well, well, well, you touched it, so let's put it in, okay?
Okay, let's go, let's go.
Again.
That's it. Next, we'll get points.
You touched it, Hana-kun, you touched it!
Hana-kun...
Which one do you want?
Hmm...
Let's see...
Dora-hanamizu!
That's also a new punishment, right?
Okay, Hana-kun, go over there.
What is it?
It looks like you're looking forward to something when you come back.
Do your best, Hana-kun!
I'm looking forward to it.
She took him away.
Hana-kun, do your best!
Hana-kun is doing a lot of things today!
She's doing her best.
She's amazing.
Right?
Okay!
Okay, so...
Ma-san-san, actually, we decided on this competition.
Oh!
I see.
The winning team wins!
We did it!
So, how was it for you guys? You won, didn't you?
We've never played against each other like this before.
It was our first time meeting like this.
We have a tiff in the summer, so we'd like to play again sometime.
I see, together.
Sakura Academy was fun, wasn't it?
It was fun.
How about you, Sakura Academy students?
Well, you know, we always talk to each other and you're like an older sister to me.
I see.
So, badminton...
You're so small!
You just mixed natto once, didn't you?
Well, you know...
It was a lot of work.
But you had fun, didn't you?
Yes, we did.
Thank you very much.
Now, Hana-poo is ready, so let's have her on stage.
Hana-poo, come on up!
Why is the music like this?
Hana-poo, you look good in it!
Hana-poo, you did your best, didn't you?
Hana-poo, you look good in it!
You look good in it!
Then, I'll imitate a genius like you.
You look good in it, don't you?
If you keep doing it like that, people will definitely laugh at you.
People will definitely comment on you.
People are scared of me.
You look like an idiot.
I look like an idiot? No, I'm having fun.
You look more like an idiot over there.
Now...
It looks like the training is ready.
All Back Deppaman.
Oh, I see.
Then, let's have Takahashi-san on stage.
All Back Deppaman.
Takahashi-san, come on up!
No!
Who is it?
Who is this person?
I don't know anything, so please take care of me.
You don't know anything at all!
Wow!
You're trying to be a swan.
This is your first time playing this kind of game, right?
It's my first time!
That's right.
It's my first time.
How is it? Your first experience of playing All Back?
It feels like everything is coming out of me.
Right?
It feels like you've unlocked something you've hidden inside of you.
It feels like everything came out of me.
It feels like you've finally become a member of IDOLiQ.
It feels like it.
No!
Okay!
That's it for today.
See you again!
Takagawa Umiro-san, please come again.
Please do!
Yes!
That's right, baby-chan!
As expected, you're the last one.
That's right!
What was it?
What was it again?
Yanagi...
I've said it many times!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
What was it?
Yanagi and Rakanako-san's impersonation.
I see!
You can do it pretty well.
Yes!
I'm sorry! The show is about to end!
See you again!
I'll ask you again next time.
Okay!
Today's guest was Sakura Gatsui!
Thank you very much!
Goodbye!