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My name is Imanto. Nice to meet you.
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Nice to meet you.
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This program is for girls who are growing up as idols.
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It airs every Wednesday and Thursday at 2 p.m., 26 o'clock and 45 minutes.
We hope you enjoy it.
Now, let me introduce you to our idols.
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So, today we're going to talk about the members who are obsessed with beauty.
All girls long for beauty, don't they?
Of course!
They'd do anything for beauty.
They'd sacrifice anything for beauty.
They're obsessed with beauty.
But for today's show, we won't sacrifice anything for beauty.
I'm sure you'll love it.
By the way, have you heard of Thai traditional massage?
Yes!
I've learned about it in another show.
Don't talk to me!
Masuo is talking now.
I haven't heard of your Thai traditional massage episode!
Don't talk to me!
I'm sorry.
It's something girls want to do in order to become beautiful.
So, we've invited a Thai traditional massage master.
Please come out.
Who is it?
It's not this kind of music.
It's a lie!
Don't point at the master and call his number!
It's not him!
The master is coming.
It's a lie!
Thai traditional massage.
It's definitely not him.
Let's get started with today's show.
Who is the master of Thai traditional massage?
Thank you very much for watching my video all the way to the end.
Among the guests who came this time, we will appoint someone who we think is real and give him a massage.
Whether that person is a real master or not will be announced after the massage.
By the way, this Thai-style massage is said to be the most pleasant massage in another world.
It stimulates the energy line called "line" and the acrobatic stretch is characteristic of the massage.
Not only does it heal fatigue, but it also has an effect on insomnia and other problems.
In addition, it is one of the massages that attracts the most attention, especially among women, as it is also good for beauty.
And this time, we will give a Thai-style massage to a famous shop that is particularly popular with many media outlets, "Azias".
It is a massage that costs 10,000 yen.
You can do it with your own money. That's great.
By the way, in the last Korgi, we made a mistake and none of the ten people were in it.
I don't think there will be anyone in it this time either.
Don't worry about it this time. Today is perfect.
Thank you very much.
Today we have two teachers with us.
Two-tenths of them are here.
That's a lot of people.
It's a little unreliable, isn't it?
We can't do something like that twice in a row.
No, we can't.
So it's starting with nine people, right?
What?
It's starting with nine people, right?
That's right.
It's starting with ten people.
No, no, no.
It's four people, so it's definitely not different.
No, no, no.
It's different, isn't it?
Last time, it wasn't a face massage, but you were there, right?
This time it's not Thai people.
It's Thai people.
Okay, let's start.
Let's decide who will go first.
Who wants to go first?
I want to go first.
Kojima, you want to go first?
Yes!
Okay!
It's better to go first.
That's right.
I might go first all of a sudden.
It's two out of ten.
What is it?
It's one in five.
I see.
It's a huge probability.
One in five means more than half, right?
There is one person in the first row.
Then, is there anyone who can speak a little Thai?
It doesn't matter at all.
It doesn't matter, right?
It's like learning from Thai people.
No one will look at you.
Are you nervous?
How should we look at you?
You have a good body line.
You have a very good body line.
It's stretched.
Really?
Your pants are too long.
It's not like that.
It's not a bamboo, is it?
It might be a real bamboo.
Are you kidding me?
But I understand.
I think the third person next to you has a very good posture.
That's right.
The third person.
I understand.
The third person, please.
I believe in you.
Please.
Yuripe, please stand by.
Please look at me.
It's scary.
If you do it all of a sudden, you'll be massaged until it's over.
But it's my first time.
It's okay.
It's a reward.
It's usually a reward.
The girls are doing their best.
That's right.
I'm sure it is.
Please look at me.
That's how it is.
That's great.
Thank you for the food.
Thank you for the food. Thank you for the food.
Thank you for the food.
Is it ok?
The jaw fits.
Really?
The hand?
The pressure fits.
Is it right?
See, it's right!
Huh?
It's right!
It's probably out, it's probably out.
It came out all of a sudden, what do we do now?
What do we do now?
If it's right...
Is it right?
It feels good!
Let's have one person do it in order.
It looks nice.
It's amazing!
It's nice but it feels good.
If it's normal it would be coming soon.
It feels like it's coming out properly.
Oh, it's stretching.
It hurts!
Stretch, stretch, stretch!
Huh?!
What is this?!
It's different!
Huh?!
It's different!
What are you doing?!
Time's up!
Time's up! Number 4 was wrong!
Huh?!
It was "Zubu no Shirooto"!
It was wrong!
It was "Zubu no Shirooto"!
You were really good at it!
That was just a copy and paste.
Me?!
Yes, you were done somewhere, weren't you?
Huh?!
Yes, and with that...
Number 3 was wrong!
No! I don't like this flower!
If you're wrong, you can have this flower.
No!
I hate that pose!
Who wants to go next?
Yes!
Ojima-san, do you want to go?
Yay!
Actually, I learned Taiko-shiki, too!
So I'm sure I'll get it right.
I see.
You learned it, didn't you?
I only learned it once during a shoot.
Wow!
Then you should know it!
Right?
But...
You went for number 3 on purpose, didn't you?
No!
You went for number 3 on purpose, didn't you?
Why is that?
My hair...
If it was long, it would be really tight.
If you put it together like this...
I see.
To make it easier for you.
Then...
Do you want me to say it again?
No!
Why do you want me to say it again?
Somehow, I think I'm number 1.
I see.
Somehow...
Yes.
I think I know it.
Do you know it?
It's like you're smiling!
That's right!
Edechike is number 1!
Number 1!
Yes!
Please, Sensei!
This is good.
Did I get it right?
Right?
Really?
Number 2 out of 10!
That's right!
I also went for number 1!
Sensei!
Can you draw oil?
Oil?
This is serious!
Oil?
There is!
First of all...
You start with oil.
But there is!
There is!
Oh, this feels good. This feels good.
Isn't it different?
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Isn't it different?
But it feels better than I thought.
But you can do it yourself, can't you?
What do you mean?
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Isn't it too fast?
Wow! Wow!
Wait! Wait!
Wait!
Where did you learn how to do that, teacher?
Wow! Wow!
Okay, then. Ready, set...
7!
Again! Really! Everyone did it!
Wow!
It's a different feeling!
It's embarrassing!
Okay, who's next?
Okay, Nagano, will you do it?
Okay, when I went to Thailand...
You went to Thailand, didn't you?
When I went there, I did it!
Oh, you did it.
Yes, I did it.
Your face...
Your face?
Can you tell by my face?
Your face?
The staff and I did it together.
Then it must be No. 1.
No, it's not!
Earlier...
It's on standby for now.
But both of you had similar faces!
So...
I've been watching you for a while...
I was wondering if No. 9 had a similar face to you.
So far, No. 9 looks like No. 4.
No. 4?
I'm okay.
Are you okay?
Okay, then No. 9...
No. 9, will you do it?
Yes, please.
Yes, then, teacher, please.
Please.
Wow, amazing, amazing.
How is it?
Her posture is like that.
Please turn your head up.
But, amazing, her voice is kind.
Kind.
She is open-minded.
Open-minded.
Suddenly, from open-minded?
There is something.
Yes.
Yes, kind.
Kind.
There is an explanation.
There is.
It is kind of Thai.
It is said that Thai people start from open- minded.
It is good.
It is kind of stimulating.
I have seen it before.
Yes, feet, feet, yes.
Yes.
What?
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
What?
Suddenly?
What?
Suddenly?
What?
Suddenly.
She said "too shy".
Well...
Shy.
Isn't she?
I am curious about it.
Really?
What?
It doesn't matter.
It's not like that.
You didn't see it, did you?
I'm just a supporting role.
I'm just a supporting role for money.
You don't have to spread it out again.
What?
Damn it!
What? It's not like that.
Are you okay? Your hip joint?
My hip joint hurts a lot.
There are 13 of you now, so there are 7 of you, right?
Why?
There are only two of you, right?
Only seven of you.
Yes.
Really?
Next, Takahashi, would you like to say something?
Yes!
But I...
The person in 8th place...
She's popular, isn't she?
Yes, I decided it, but...
The person in 8th place...
She seems like she's from Thailand, doesn't she?
What?
Thailand?
What?
She seems like she's from Thailand, doesn't she?
She doesn't seem like she's from Thailand!
So I decided to make her the 8th place in Thailand.
The person in 8th place in Thailand?
Yes!
What are you talking about?
The person in 8th place.
Ah, I see.
She seems like she's going to have an official massage in Thailand.
Yes, that's what I wanted to say.
I see. Then, the person in 8th place, please.
Thank you.
What kind of state should she be in?
The way she ties her hair...
It's a Thai official...
It's a Thai official tie, isn't it?
It's a little...
It's a little long, isn't it?
Ah, it's the picture from earlier, isn't it?
This is good!
This is good, this is good, this is good.
The picture from earlier...
It's like an official picture, isn't it?
Is it real?
It's coming, it's coming, it's coming.
It feels good.
But it looks like it's real.
It looks like it.
It looks like it has an effect.
It looks like it has an effect, doesn't it?
The pressure is firm.
It looks like it.
It definitely looks like it, doesn't it?
Each of you can do it in your own way, right?
It's a joke!
Okay, so it didn't work.
It didn't work.
But the confidence level went up again.
Two-sixth.
Yes, so who will go?
The two of you.
Isn't it coming soon?
It's coming soon, isn't it?
Yes, I'll go.
It's coming soon, isn't it?
What should I do? I've learned it before.
Wait, why are you in such a bad mood?
No, it's because you don't know it.
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
They don't know it.
They don't know my technology.
Fifth place?
Fifth place!
Please choose one.
Is it a sacrifice?
Fifth place?
Fifth place!
Please choose one.
Thank you.
What do you think, Kamura-san?
Ah, well, at first glance...
I think she's an antagonist.
But it's just intuition.
It's intuition?
I chose it without thinking about it.
That's true.
Yes.
What should I do?
She's really in a bad mood.
Yes.
First of all...
Oh, she's talking.
She's talking.
Wait a minute, I'm scared.
Wait, wait, wait, I'm a hernia.
Wait a minute, I might be cured.
She's either cured or opened up.
She had a nice waist, and a nice face.
But she's really lifting her hips up.
She's good, isn't she?
She's good for pitchers.
She's stable.
Oh, there she is.
She's a little cold.
She hasn't fully recovered yet.
Please leave her to me.
Oh, she's good.
How is it?
Is it your first time doing a cross?
How is it?
It's my first time.
It's my first time doing it.
It's my first time.
Oh, look.
The other side, the other side.
But it's kind of long.
Like this, right?
You do it both ways, right?
Like I said...
It was sudden, wasn't it?
She just got an interview.
I was surprised.
So, it's a no.
Congratulations!
It's a no?
You don't know.
Don't act like an adult.
What are you talking about?
Let's move on.
Let's go.
I've made up my mind.
You've made up your mind?
Um, we've met somewhere before, haven't we?
Haven't we? I think it's this person.
I think intuition like this is important.
It might be a similar person.
We've definitely met somewhere before.
We've met somewhere before, haven't we?
Which one is it?
It's suspicious.
It looks like a content.
She said "oihyo" just now.
Oihyo?
There's a way of doing it, isn't there?
It's definitely not her.
Look, look, she's doing it properly, look, look.
Spread your arms, look.
It's authentic, it's authentic.
She's pretty strong.
It's a skill she's practiced for decades.
Look, look, look.
It's a skill she's practiced for decades.
Ah, it looks good.
It's definitely not her.
Let me do it!
I'll do it, I'll do it, let me do it!
She's only learned it last week.
Why is it like this?
Why?
It's her second time, so she hasn't learned it yet.
That's why it was better for you to move, but you can't spread your arms again.
She hasn't learned how to spread her legs yet.
It's pretty dejavu.
It's dejavu, dejavu.
It's just our regular order.
Now, let's continue.
Okay, now, Goto-san, will you go?
Did you notice something?
Yes, I did.
It's the last four people.
Ah, the people who are in front of you now...
I see...
Yes.
One thing I noticed is...
What is it?
Your smell... What is it? It's not an informant, but...
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
I'm sorry.
You noticed a good part of me.
That's dangerous! If you notice it, you might get caught!
I didn't notice it.
Goto-san, you noticed a good part of me.
You're sniffing it.
I see.
You're sniffing it.
What is this picture?
Shoulders?
Not really.
This is definitely a real-life costume, right?
Yes.
Does it smell?
Ah, this person!
Ah, No. 7 person!
How is your smell?
My smell is...
How can I say it...
It's like something I smelled in Thailand or in Taiwan...
Thailand?!
I've never been to Thailand, so...
I've never been to Thailand, so I thought it might be similar to Taiwan...
Stop it, you!
It's completely different.
It smells like something I smelled in Taiwan, so it's Thailand.
You're from Asia, right?
You're tall!
Please turn around.
Ah, okay.
Please turn around.
Turn around!
I'm sorry!
Yes, please.
Thank you!
I really want to cross.
Yes, you're crossing.
You're crossing. You're crossing.
Yes, you're crossing.
What is this?
You might have this.
Isn't it weird to have legs?
It's weird and scary.
But you're crossing.
Even if you spread your legs, you'll overlap.
You can't spread your legs like this.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, it's about time.
Amazing!
Isn't it about time?
Just a little.
What are you saying? Isn't it about time?
Isn't it about time?
It's about time.
I have a bad feeling about this.
You have to suck it in.
You have to face the camera.
You have to suck it in.
You're fast.
Okay, that's not good.
Now, Kamori, you've been chosen.
There's only three of us.
You can't do it, can you?
Yes, yes, yes.
Do you want a chance?
Yes.
What? There's only three of us?
We have to decide now!
Right?
It's about time we decided.
You all look like it.
Well, but like...
If you think about it personally, I personally want to be chosen first.
That?
Right? If you feel like you can do it.
If you feel like you can do it.
But, wait, there's only three of us.
But, it might be possible for you to show your true self for the second time.
Yeah.
That's not possible!
Right?
That's not possible!
It's like a double structure.
I've never seen anything like it!
First time!
Yeah, it's like a one in three chance.
That's not possible!
That's a fake!
It's a one in three chance.
Is it possible?
It might be possible.
Should we believe it?
What?
No way!
But, wait, Sakaguchi, there's two of you who are real.
Yeah.
That's why you can guess it.
That's right.
There's a high probability.
That's right.
I believe in fakes.
You believe in fakes?
Really?
Sakaguchi?
There's got to be one!
Number 11.
What?
For the second time.
For the second time?
Is it possible?
Yeah, because of the audience, there's no such person.
There's no such person.
Thank you!
Then, I'll go with number 10!
Number 10?
I know that person!
Number 10 is me!
Really?
Then, I'll go with number 10!
If it's these three, then it's number 10, right?
Eh, you're right.
At first I didn't know, but now I know.
It's amazing, right?
Right?
The stroke here, the stroke you're talking about.
The stroke is different.
Yes.
Right?
From facing up.
Starting from facing up.
Yes.
Is it already playing?
The tape is playing.
Really?
Ah, there's a hand.
From here, from here.
I can't bend my knees.
Ah, it's good, it's good.
What is this?
Ah, but...
Ah, yes, sorry.
What is this?
Ah, yes, I'm sorry.
Ah, it's good, it's good.
What is this?
It's not wrong for a stretch.
But you're stopping it yourself.
Ah, I'm sorry.
Now, it's from here.
It's a development from here.
Ah, it's back.
Isn't it there?
Yes.
There it is, very naturally.
Yes.
There it is, very naturally.
Bend your knees, bend your knees.
There it is, very naturally.
Then?
You tell me, you tell me...
I don't like this game!
What is this game?
Ah, I hate it!
I hate it!
Ah, what is this game?
Asu-san!
It's okay now.
The main role is me.
I'm just a newcomer.
I don't like this.
Everyone, listen to me.
Look away.
That's too bad.
If that's the case, who's left?
Who's left?
Asahi-san and Shinichi-san.
That means there are two people left.
Aren't the two of you raised at the same time?
We're raised at the same time.
There really are two of you.
There are two of you.
Which one?
Which one is it?
I think it's one of you.
It's one of you.
Really?
That's amazing.
I see.
Now...
Really?
Please.
Today...
Please.
I'm so lucky.
I'm glad.
Please.
Now...
Can I ask you for a favor?
Yes, please.
Yes.
Please.
There are two of you left.
Yes.
There are two of you left.
Yes.
There's not much time left.
Please do it quickly.
This is the main part.
There's someone inside.
This is the main part.
Please do it quickly.
It feels so good.
It's different.
Now...
Please do it soon.
It's really different.
Please do it soon.
I'm so good at this.
Please do it.
It's over.
What is it?
Wait a minute!
Wait! Wait a minute!
When the camera was facing this way, I opened my mouth as a bonus.
Really.
And during the broadcast, I couldn't say "kaha".
Yes.
It's like you're normally being careful.
Can you please prepare for it?
At the end, there was a Fuji TV mark that said "kaha".
Isn't it weird for it to say "kaha"?
And what does it mean? Isn't it there?
That's right!
Huh?
Wait a minute. You said you'd put it in properly this time.
Why? Why? Why?
Where did it go?
Hey, Uematsu-san, what's going on?
Huh?
Look.
Huh?
Uematsu-san!
Hey!
Uematsu-san, you bastard!
Huh?
Uematsu-san, you bastard!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Where is it going?
Hey, shoot it!
Hey, Uematsu-san!
You can't do that!
I'm sorry.
Get out of the way, you!
What are you doing?
Since we're here, Masuo-san, right?
No! No! No!
Oh!
So Masuo-san will receive it as a double?
Yes! A double! Please do!
Please do!
How is it?
Is it safe?
Masuo-san is the one who does all the idling, right?
No, no, no!
Masuo-san!
How is it?
Why are you smiling a little?
Ah, it feels good.
Is it okay?
It's rare for you two to be this excited, isn't it?
We're just getting an old man's massage!
What is this?
Ah, it feels really good.
Sato-san, there's no one closing this, is it okay?
Ah, then I'll continue getting a massage.
And with that, that's all for today!
Who is the real master of psycho-style massage?!
Good bye!