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Once again, a sad incident has happened to this show.
What a shame.
Why does such a sad incident happen to such a fun show?
Please explain what kind of sad incident happened to this fun idol show.
Here is what happened.
Recently, the smile has disappeared from new member of IDOLiNG, Maruka-kun.
Yes, it is very sad.
I don't know what happened, but it is very sad.
Yes, it is.
What happened to him?
By the way, here is a picture of Maruka-kun when he was having fun.
Yes.
He has a good smile.
Maruka-san has a very good smile.
He has a pure and innocent smile.
He looks like he is having fun.
Maruka-san is always smiling.
Yes.
She is teasing him.
Maruka-san has a good smile.
Do you want to see Maruka-san's smile again?
Yes, we do.
You want to see it, don't you?
Yes.
Then, we will start this time.
Emergency plan.
AD Mario...
Emergency plan.
AD Maruka-kun's smile.
Let's get it back.
In order to get back the wonderful smile of Maruka Erii,
she will use something she has and do a gag.
I don't want it anymore.
Please welcome Erii Maruka who has lost her smile.
In that state?
She can't even walk by herself.
She can't even walk.
She was walking just now.
What's wrong with you?
Look at her sad and lonely expression.
I'm going to make you cry.
She used to smile like that.
You're too bad at making sad faces.
Please make her smile again.
Have you ever seen Maruka with such a face?
No, we haven't.
That means you're mad at me.
She looks so sad and sad.
That's right.
What will she use for her gag?
Here is what she will use for her gag.
This is important.
There are a lot of things.
What's this?
There are a lot of things.
There are food and toys.
There are a lot of things.
In fact, in this show, she has used a lot of small tools for gambling and other games.
Erii Maruka has bought too many of them because she thought it would be good for her.
In fact, there are a lot of small tools that were not used at all in the show and ended in vain.
That many?
Yes.
This is how they are divided.
Here is what it looks like.
I see.
Yes.
The name of the product and the price are also planned to be used for 100 years.
But it's no use.
Trump, 24 pieces.
Again?
When I was told to buy Trump, I bought 24 pieces.
I bought one and a half.
There's more.
I can't believe it.
A can of corn soup, four cans.
Retort's corn soup, eight cans.
When I was told to buy corn soup, I bought it.
Beef sausage, 24 pieces.
You don't need that many.
Why?
For example, there was a corner that tried to create a project that couldn't be seen with only four people.
Colorabad, eight cans.
Why did you buy eight cans?
Why are you particular about eight cans?
There are also ARG's songs.
You might have thought of using it for your first commercial.
White cloth, 30 meters.
It's under 20,000 yen.
30 meters is quite a lot.
It's no use.
I've never seen it.
The total is 74,138 yen.
It's no use.
It's all no use.
Really?
Then you should have bought costumes.
Are you stupid?
Did you see it?
It's true.
It's amazing.
In one theory, A.D. Marouka bought more than he needed and was scolded by his superior.
That's why he lost his smile.
I see.
On the contrary, I think you've been laughing a lot.
That's one way of thinking.
From now on, everyone will use this to make a joke.
However, A.D. Marouka used this item that made him laugh.
I see.
As a result, it's not useless.
I see.
That's a good idea.
So, you should use as many items as you can.
I see.
That's not useless.
We'll get back Marouka's smile.
And we won't waste these small items.
Okay.
We'll do it for a purpose.
We'll get back A.D. Marouka's smile.
Start!
Raise your hands if you remember it.
How can we use this?
It's difficult.
It doesn't matter how you use it.
What should we do?
It's difficult.
These are all new items.
It's scary.
It's huge.
I've never seen a marshmallow this big.
It's huge.
It's falling.
That marshmallow is amazing.
The concrete under the microphone is also a new item.
What?
You bought it, too.
Yes, I did.
It's a car stopper.
Two car stopper cones.
It's heavy.
Why did you buy two cones?
Because of the concrete.
Okay.
Yay!
Good job, Sakai.
Sakai, what are you going to use?
Yes, yes, yes.
This white word?
Yes.
Do your best!
I'll make you laugh.
I'm scared.
Now...
Do your best!
A.D. Marouka's smile.
Can she make Marouka-san smile?
Now, Sakai-san...
Please!
Listen carefully.
Matsuda Seiko's "white coral fish".
Start!
Marouka-san!
She's not laughing at all.
She's not laughing at all!
No way!
It's too hard to tell from her expression!
She's not laughing at all!
As a top batter, I'm glad you were so energetic.
Good luck!
Ojima-san!
Ojima-san! What will you use?
I'll use the same thing as Sakai-san!
Okay!
Now...
Will Marouka-san laugh at Ojima-san's gag?
Ojima-san's one-shot gag!
Please!
Hello!
I'm Ojima-chika's...
I'm Ojima-chika's... "chichi-shibori"!
"chichi-shibori"!
She cut herself!
How about it?!
She's not laughing!
She's pretty tough...
I'll go!
She's pretty tough...
She cut herself pretty tough!
I don't want to do it anymore!
Alright!
Chibita, use the hose!
Alright!
This hose is pretty long.
Hose?!
That's true... I want to say it soon, don't I?!
I think I know what you mean.
Alright!
Chibita-san, are you ready?
Please wait a moment!
If you succeed with that horse, you'll get 3,300 yen!
I haven't told you anything yet.
Yes, it's okay!
Yes, then Kikuchi-san, one-shot gag, please!
If you enter this circle, you will die.
I didn't know what it meant at all, but will you laugh, Ms. Waraoka?
I won't laugh!
Didn't you tell the punk boo-boo, Kurosu-san, that you can use it whenever you want?
That's not funny at all!
As a result of saying their names, the two of them are injured.
What's wrong with you?
Kamura-san! Kamura-san, what are you doing?
Um, can I use a doll?
Of course!
Can I use this and Ami-chan's horse?
I'll try it out!
Let's go!
This is good!
Do your best!
Kamura-san!
You can also combine them.
Please wait a moment.
Yes, we need a standby.
Yes, it's fine!
Yes! Let's go, Kamura-san!
Please do a one-shot gag!
I'm back!
Huh?
Dad...
You look like this...
Close it...
Close it! Close it!
I'm so scared!
I don't know what's going to happen!
I don't know what's going to happen, so I can't close it!
But Madoka-san is...
Not laughing!
Madoka-san!
Let's go, Madoka-san!
You can do it!
I'm going!
You can do it!
I'm going with a bat!
She brought a lot of bats!
Why did she leave only one?
Yes, please!
Are you ready?
Are you okay?
Yes!
Now!
Will Madoka-san laugh?
Mom, please do a one-shot gag!
Te-te-te-te-te-te-te-te-te-te-te-te-te-te-te-te- te-te- te-te-te-te-te-te-te-te-te-te-te-te-te-te- te-te-te-te- te-te-te-te-te
That's what you think, right?
Mariko-san!
Are you laughing?!
She's not laughing!
Oka-san...
You're a JJ model, right?
When you're picking up things...
You're lying!
You're lying! I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
What's "te-te-te-te-te-te-te-te-te-te-te-te-te-te- te- te-te-te-te-te-te-te-te-te-te-te-te-te-te-te- te-te-te
I'm embarrassed!
Oka-san, you're too much!
I'm sorry! I'll be more careful next time!
I'm sorry, guys!
You used your imagination!
Yes!
Okay, Kurata-san, will you say it?
Yes!
I'll say "beef sausage"!
Okay, then...
Kurata-san...
Please say it!
Let's have a meeting!
One, two...
Yes!
Don't laugh!
I like it though.
I don't get it at all.
Let's go with Itou-san.
What are you going to use?
The recorder.
You're going to use the recorder.
Yes, I'm going to use it.
Let's go!
Well, no one has been able to make Madoka-san smile yet.
Do your best!
Are you ready?
Do your best!
Make me laugh!
Yes!
Itou-san, please go ahead!
Why? Why?
That was close.
Why? Why?
That was close.
It was fun.
It was chocolate.
You ate a lot of it before you got on the ride.
That's the same thing.
I only bought five of them.
I was about to say it but...
I felt like you were about to move a little.
I can't do it.
It's almost there, everyone.
Go for it!
Goton-san!
Let's do it the other way around.
We might end up doing it the other way around.
We don't know what's in people's minds.
We might end up doing it the other way around.
Goton-san, are you ready?
Are you ready?
Goton-san, please do it.
Harakonda, totoro!
Thank you!
Next!
Ishida-san!
Can I do it with Ramu-san?
Sure!
What about Ramu-san?
Any combination is fine.
Okay!
Ishida-san and Tamagawa-san's combination.
I'm looking forward to it.
Are you ready?
Yes, we're ready!
Okay, then!
Go!
Wait!
It's funny that the mic is down.
The mic is down.
Pick it up!
Don't laugh!
I see, that's where you're coming from!
So, who hasn't said it yet?
Michael hasn't said it yet, so let's go with Michael.
I'll say "marshmallow".
Michael-san, you're funny!
You're unique!
So, are you ready?
Are you ready?
Hm? Are you okay?
Yes, I'm okay!
Okay, then, Endo-san, please give us a one-shot gag!
You're funny!
Don't laugh! Don't laugh!
I'm laughing! I'm laughing!
Sea turtle! Sea turtle!
It's a sea turtle!
It's an egg!
What was that?
If it's an egg, you have to do it like this!
You have to do it like this!
It was funny!
Don't laugh! Don't laugh!
Miyake, you want to go?
Yes!
Miyake, you want to go?
What will you eat?
Marshmallow!
It's not marshmallow!
That's a hard task!
You're wrong!
It's not marshmallow!
Ritz! Ritz! Ritz!
Ritz!
Biscuit!
Ritz! Biscuit!
Yes!
I'll do it!
One? Two?
Two!
Now!
There's not much time left!
I want you to end it quickly!
Now!
Let's see Miyake's one-shot gag!
Lipless!
How was it? How was it? How was it?
You're not laughing!
You know what lipless is, don't you?
It only looks like lipless to me.
It's salty and you want to know what it is.
So, is there anything else?
If you don't know it, you can't say it.
So, let's go with Tachibana-san.
I'll do my best and make it all useless.
I'll use bat and blue fish powder.
What is it? What is it?
It's blue fish powder!
Are you ready?
Yes!
So, let's go with Tachibana-san's one-shot gag!
Alright! I'll do my best and make it all useless!
I did it!
What are you doing?!
I did it!
Wow!
Can you laugh?!
Oh no! The hurdle is high! The hurdle is high!
It's not a problem of hurdles!
Okay, next!
Okay, Ms. Kiyoko!
Go!
Are you okay?
I'm scared.
Okay, let's go!
I'm scared, I'm scared.
Okay, are you ready?
Are you ready?
Huh?
One-shot gag, please!
Wild, isn't it?
I want to evaluate it!
Putting it in her mouth by herself...
Putting it in her mouth as a penalty game...
Can you eat it?
Even if you say "wild, isn't it?"
She couldn't eat it.
That's too bad!
She ate it, though!
Laugh!
Everyone's going to waste their money, so you can't eat it!
She didn't say it! She didn't say it!
Ms. Kaede!
Ms. Kaede, let's go!
I'll use a straw!
Yes, a straw!
Okay!
Okay, Ms. Kaede, are you ready?
Okay!
Okay, Ms. Kaede!
One-shot gag, please!
Right...
Up...
You did something stupid!
Oh! It's easier than usual!
Cute!
It's easier to see than usual, so there was a gap!
I see!
However, Ms. Maruoka...
Won't laugh!
OK, who hasn't gone yet?
OK!
OK, Ms. Yokoyama, shall we go?
OK!
I'm going to use marshmallows.
What's going to come out of Rurika?
Are you OK?
Wait a minute, I'm scared!
No way!
Marshmallows are scary!
Marshmallows have something!
OK, are you ready?
Are you ready?
OK!
OK, Ms. Yokoyama, please give us a slap in the face!
OK!
How is it?
Is it no good?
What?
No, in three stages...
You weren't the kind of person to do that in the past...
You can't change what's behind you, can you?
OK, who hasn't gone yet?
Who hasn't gone yet?
OK, Ms. Asahi!
OK!
I'm going to use milk!
Milk?
OK, Ms. Asahi, are you ready?
Yes!
OK, Ms. Asahi, please give us a slap in the face!
Milk!
From bottom to top!
How is it?
What?
It's no good!
OK, Ms. Asahi, please explain what you just said!
No!
Please!
I'm sorry, are you OK?
Did you understand what she said?
No, I didn't!
There was more after that!
Try it again!
Why?
Let's do it again!
No, it's OK!
There was more after that...
Let's do it again!
After that...
Why do you say "please"?
Ready...
Milk!
From bottom to top!
What does it mean?
It doesn't exist!
That's why?!
That's it?!
That's the only explanation you have?
I'm jealous!
I see!
I was jealous, but I thought it had meaning.
I see, but it doesn't have any meaning.
It doesn't have any meaning.
I don't know. I'll make you explain it properly.
Okay! Okay! You can't go.
Okay, Tonoka-san!
Okay! I'll do the joke!
Oh, that's right!
Tonoka-san...
Your joke...
But, actually Tonoka-san is the one who does the most jokes in this show.
Until now...
Okay! Tonoka-san!
Okay!
Your one-shot joke!
Please do it!
It got stuck!
Tail! Tail!
Tail?!
TAIL?!
It's a "no" for "no"!
It's not funny!
I did my best!
You're not doing it, right?
Okay, then, Takahashi-san.
Yes, recorder.
Recorder.
Takahashi-san, what kind of gag are you doing? I've never seen it before.
Now, Takahashi-san, are you happy?
Yes.
Then, one-shot gag, please!
Do.
Explanation, right?
That was "do", right?
Okay, but Maruka-san didn't laugh at all.
Who else didn't do it?
One-shot?
Then, I'll call you from here.
Oh, you want to do it?
Okay, then, Ogawa-san and Hiroo-san.
Oh, that's the most expensive one, 20,000 yen.
If you say it like that, it's big.
Then, I won't do it.
Does it take time to prepare?
Are you okay?
Okay!
Okay? Okay?
Now, let's go!
Will Maruko-san laugh at this big joke?
One-shot joke, please!
Wright brothers!
Now, Wright brothers!
Are you laughing? Are you laughing?
You're not laughing!
Wasn't that really funny?
On the plane!
That's right! On the plane!
We flew! Wright brothers!
That's done again!
There's no time! There's no time!
Endo-san!
Yes!
I'm counting on you!
That was pretty good just now!
Do your best! Do your best!
"Eat everything and everything"!
Oh, you're giving us a lot of advice!
All of them?
I see, all of them.
Endo-san, what kind of gag will you do for us?
Are you ready?
Please wait a moment.
Yes, yes.
We're running out of time.
Even if it's just one...
I want you to make me laugh!
You want me to smile, right?
Okay!
Yes!
Let's go! Endo-san's one-shot gag, please!
This is Northern Alps, and this is Southern Alps, and this is Yatsugatake.
How was it? How was it? How was it?
Are you laughing?
She's not laughing!
It was pretty funny, though.
Okay, Ojima-san!
Yes!
We're running out of time!
We're running out of time! We're running out of time!
Please wait a moment.
We're running out of time.
Okay? Okay?
Yes!
Let's go! Ojima-san's one-shot gag, please!
I got a hug!
Now, how is it? How is it? How is it? You're not laughing!
Oh, it's out!
Ojima-san, Kawamura-san's one-shot gag, please!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready?
Let's go! Kawamura-san's one-shot gag, please!
Mmm, this smells so good I've always wanted it!
Mmm, if only I knew how my blood would slide like this!
You're not laughing!
I didn't laugh! Goodbye!
The show has ended for now.
You're still laughing!
It can't be helped.
I didn't think Maruoka-san would do it this seriously.
Normally she would change her expression a little, but she didn't do it seriously.
You're too slow, idiot!
So far, 70,000... 70,400 yen or more has been wasted.
If there's anyone who wants to do it last...
Go over there! Go over there!
What will you use?
I'll use marshmallows.
Do your best.
Please wait a moment.
Maruoka-san didn't laugh even once when she came back.
It's not something you can laugh about, is it?
Huh?
It's not something you can laugh about, is it?
Yes, it's fine!
Now, let's go, Sakai-san.
One-shot comedy, please!
When Setsuko learned about the preciousness of fireflies' lives from the grave of fireflies...
Big brother, why did fireflies die so soon?
Ah, I know! I know, but...
It's heavy!
No good?
You didn't laugh.
Bye!
Anyone else who wants to do this kind of gag?
Madoka-san, it doesn't matter, but anyone who wants to do this kind of gag?
Anyone who wants to do it?
Yes!
Yes, then Endo-san.
Endo-san!
It's a gag machine!
Itou-san, can I use it?
Yes!
Itou-san, use it!
Yes, yes!
Then, I'll use a trumpet and...
Trumpet.
Recorder.
Yes!
What's wrong?
It's fine, it's fine.
Like this?
Ah, you got it?
Yes.
I'll catch up.
I'm going!
Oh!
Ah, it's nice that you can use it like that.
Michael-chan has fire on her.
Yes!
It's like...
It's like you want her to laugh no matter what you do.
What does fire have on you?
Okay, then Michael, is it okay?
Please wait a moment.
It'll take a little time, so please reduce it.
I see!
Reduce it, right?
How's everyone doing lately?
Suddenly?
It's difficult, isn't it?
Certainly, this is difficult.
Difficult.
Ah!
Wait a moment!
Hm?
I can hear screams.
Screams.
Calm down, calm down.
What? What are you doing?
Itou-san's voice is muffled, but it's fine.
What are you doing?
Are you okay?
Ah, this is difficult, certainly.
It's difficult.
Because I've never seen food in a bag with a monoboke like this.
Yes, that's right.
Okay, we're ready!
Yes, we're ready!
Endo-san and Itou-san, please do a one-shot gag.
Ah, you just laughed a little, didn't you?
Amazing!
How was it?
You saw it, didn't you, Switch?
How was it?
Amazing!
It's fine, isn't it?
Ah, you laughed! You laughed!
You laughed! You laughed!
You laughed, didn't you?
You laughed!
Yes!
So we have one recorder and...
Yes, about six trumpets.
Yes, so we have one recorder and...
trumpets.
How many?
Yes!
So if you use even one, you've used up all of it, right?
Yes!
You've used up about 10,000 yen.
65,338 yen!
Yes!
That's great!
Thank you very much!
Do you want to say something else?
Yes! I've done it!
Oh, Kikuchi-san!
With marshmallows!
Yes!
Wow!
Marshmallows are popular!
Are you ready?
OK?
Yes!
OK, Kikuchi-san's first joke, please!
Until now...
it didn't have any effect at all...
but after I used Shuntect...
Her mouth is white!
It's not funny at all!
She's not laughing at all!
She received an applause, but...
Asahi-san, can you do it for the last time?
Asahi-san, can you do it for the last two times?
Can you do it? Are you sure you can do it? Then I'm counting on you!
Do your best! Do your best!
As time passes...
Do your best! Do your best!
What is that?!
Now, Asahi-san's one-shot gag, please!
Hello, I'm this kind of person!
She's not laughing at all!
Now, Asahi-san, can you do it for the second time?
Are you sure you can do it?
Do you want to do it with Goto-san?
Are you sure you can do it?
Then, Anna...
Do your best! Do your best!
Anna, do your best!
Do your best!
What are you going to use? What are you going to use?
Now, let's go!
Just this?
You're going to use this, right?
Do your best!
What is that?
Pompotaju, right?
You're going to use Pompotaju, right?
Are you sure you can do it?
What are you going to do? What are you going to do?
Can you do it?
Then...
Now, let's go!
Asahi-san and Goto-san's one-shot gag, please!
Wow, so this is Takeshita Street!
Wow!
Thank you for letting me come here!
There's an amazing person here!
I see!
Can you explain what's going on?
Seriously!
Explain what's going on!
I don't know what you're talking about.
Seriously, that's enough!
I know what you're trying to say, but...
Let me explain first.
I came here as a parent.
And I was...
You're not a mother, are you?
Yes, I'm an outsider.
And I was imagining a fun world.
And I saw Takeshita Street.
And I thought, "There's an amazing person here."
And I thought, "I won't quit."
You gave up?
I see.
It's hard for me to say that Goto-san was here.
She pulled your leg.
I'm just standing here, and you want me to quit?
What do you want me to do?
Goto-san, can you do it?
Seriously!
Goto-san, you can do it!
Can you do it?
You guys are amazing.
You just do it normally.
It's hard even for an entertainer like you.
Now, let's see Tonoka-san's one-shot gag using a bat!
Kurano stood up!
I can't laugh!
Thank you so much!
Thank you!
The ones who were able to laugh in the end were...
The recorder and the trump, right?
Yes!
With 8,800 yen minus, 65,338 yen went to waste!
Wow!
That's a lot of money!
Let's all line up and say goodbye!
Line up!
What is this?!
Line up, everyone!
They did their best, but...
Let's show them in the end that these kids were able to pull off a one-shot gag!
These kids...
Okay, everyone, is that okay? These kids...
Okay, today's viewers!
Always, always, always!
Let's say goodbye cheerfully, okay?
Okay, attention!
Salute! Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Goodbye!
Thank you!