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[Idol Ring]
We are Idol Ring. Thank you for having us.
Thank you for having us.
We are the best girls in the world.
This show is about girls who are growing up as idols.
[Idol Ring]
Let me introduce you to us. We are Idol Ring.
Let's get started with today's show.
We are going to show you a show that you can't see in a planning meeting.
It's lively.
Yes, it's fresh.
The tension is high.
Let me explain.
We are going to show you a show that you can't see in a planning meeting.
However, it's a show that you can't see in a planning meeting.
Thank you!
It's a show that you can't see in a planning meeting.
We usually don't do shows that you can't see in a planning meeting.
Because you can't see in a planning meeting.
We are going to do it.
It's a challenge show.
To put it strictly, it's a show that you can't see in a planning meeting.
The show that you are going to watch is not a show that you can't see in a planning meeting.
However, it's a show that you can't see in a planning meeting.
If you can't see in a planning meeting, you are good at it.
It's recognized.
Let's go.
Here is the first show that you can't see in a planning meeting.
No, no, japanese soba. Go, go, pasta!
When japanese eat soba, they eat it with loud noise.
But, when italian eat pasta with loud noise, it's not good.
So, you have to make a loud noise and eat pasta.
And you have to compete with the loud noise.
I can't see it! I can't see it!
I can't see it!
It's okay if it's soba, right?
You can't eat it.
Okay, let's do it!
Okay!
Okay, let's do it!
Who wants to do it?
Jo!
Okay!
Jo!
Ito-san!
Okay!
Let's do it!
We can do it!
We have squid ink pasta!
You thought it would be normal pasta, right?
It's squid ink pasta!
Okay, please sit in this pastang box.
Can I stand up?
Oh, standing eating?
Winner eats all?
Soba!
Soba's way of doing it!
As expected!
Everyone, please cheer for me!
I can't see it, but let's do it!
Go! Go! Japanese Soba!
Go! Go! Pasta's Mother Ito-san!
Ready...
Start!
I'll do it!
Do your best!
I'll do it!
One, two...
Well...
For now...
The current record is...
98 decibels!
Well...
To be honest, I can't think of anything.
But this is the standard.
Maybe this is the case.
Was it hot?
It didn't go in as I thought it would.
Ah, so...
It was a little fluffy and I took it out a little.
You showed us something painful.
That's right!
Even now, as an idol...
Everyone, do your best!
I can't see! I can't see! Seriously!
You can't see, but you can't see, but you can't do it!
Yes, it was a lie!
Yes, so...
98 decibels!
Well, next!
Who will challenge it?
Yes!
Yes, Ishidashi!
Hey!
This is bad!
But it's steaming, so it might be hot.
This is bad!
Be careful.
Be polite!
You can't spit it out!
We...
We're not good at arguing, so we can't spit it out.
We'll do our best to enjoy the sound.
Well, let's go.
Let's aim for 98 decibels.
Yes, we'll do our best!
Are you ready?
Are you okay?
Let's go.
It's hot.
Oh, you're aiming for quite a lot.
Is it better to aim for a lot?
Huh? Which one is better?
Yes.
Well, let's go.
"NO NO JAPAN IN SOBA" GO GO PASTANG
Ishidashi's challenge.
Ready...
Start!
Hey! Hey!
You're wrong!
Swallow it! Swallow it!
Do your best!
I'm wrong!
Yes, it's over!
You did your best!
This is serious!
Let's just leave the bucket here for now!
For Hentai!
That's right!
And your record is...
87 deciliters!
Ito-san, you were amazing!
Thank you!
It's definitely better with less!
That's right!
You can't finish it in one go!
Is the taste really good?
It's really good!
It's really good here!
Thank you!
Now...
Now, everyone!
This is hard!
We can't see it yet!
We can't see it!
Do your best!
Who will do their best so we can see it?
Who?
Yes!
Then, Kurotsu-san!
Yes!
I don't want to be like you two...
I think you can do it!
But I want to stand up and do it!
I see!
Be elegant!
Yes! I want to be elegant!
Be elegant and dynamic!
Yes!
Ah, you can do it like that?
A little more...
Ah, but it's easier for you to do it.
It's easier for you!
Less order!
Less?
Yes! I want to hear the sound!
Then, shall we start?
Yes!
Kurota-san's challenge...
Ready...
Start!
Do your best!
Yes, okay!
No, wait...
I can't show it!
Towel! Towel! Towel!
Kurotsu-san...
It came out of your nose!
It came out of my nose!
No way!
Are you okay?
What? What? What?
It didn't come out?
For a moment...
It came out of your nose like this...
No, it's okay!
It came out!
It's okay!
It was a nose-pasta!
Kurota-san's challenge...
Then...
Didn't it come out?
The record is 90 decibels!
Amazing!
90 decibels...
Amazing!
It's like this when it suddenly goes "bang"!
It is!
It's difficult.
It's so good!
You get surprised.
Now, shall we continue?
Shall we continue with Goto-san?
I haven't raised my hand yet!
I haven't raised it yet!
It looks like you're raising it.
Yes.
Yes, you raised it.
It's difficult.
Well...
It's about time for you to get 100 decibels.
100 decibels?
It's difficult, but...
It's true that it's easier to stand up.
Yes, it's better to stand up.
You want to go smoothly, don't you?
Yes.
Like this?
Just in case!
If you happen to come out of nowhere in the future...
Don't hide it!
Just wait for it!
No!
Just wait for it!
If you were an ordinary idol, you'd probably turn around.
But in this show...
You can't hide it!
Yes!
Right?
Wow!
Is that what you call a precious video?
Now, let's begin!
Goto-san's challenge...
Ready...
Start!
Now...
End!
Ended?
Nothing happened!
Now...
This might actually make some noise...
Well, if it makes a little noise like this, it's the worst...
It definitely doesn't look like it...
Noise...
How much did it make?
Seventy-eight...
Disgusting! Disgusting!
The most disgusting!
The most...
It's just...
It's just that I was hungry...
Okay, so it didn't work...
Now, now, everyone...
It's about time you do it...
I want you all to do it...
Okay, let's go!
Yes!
Tamago-san, shall we go?
Yes!
Do your best!
You can do it!
I want to stand up and do it!
Stand up and do it?
Yes!
Okay...
The amount...
The amount is...
The amount is important...
The length is also important...
Isn't it too little?
About this much?
About this much...
But if you choose something that's too long...
You won't be able to suck it all in...
But in the end, it's all about the sound...
That's good!
Do your best!
Is this okay?
Do your best!
Now, let's go!
Tamago-san's challenge...
Ready...
Start!
It's good!
It's a really good sound!
I'll say it now...
Now...
Tadama's record is...
86 seconds!
I see...
Itoh-san is really amazing!
Itoh-san was really amazing!
Why?!
You were happy!
But it was the worst record!
Itoh-san...
But it was really low-priced sound...
Itoh-san was really amazing!
Now, who's left?
Who else?
Oshima-san...
Oshima-san is really famous...
Oshima-san too?
Yes...
Oshima-san's record is...
Yes...
Wow!
Oshima-san looks amazing!
Cool...
Which one is better? Stand up and do it?
Stand up and do it.
But if you stand up and it becomes like this, it's no good.
If it becomes like this, it's not good.
Rather than letting it flow like this...
Oh, like this!
You have to hold it like this.
Is it okay?
Like this?
Yes, like that.
Oh, that's good!
It looks good!
It's cute!
It's good!
This is the official style of this competition, right?
Everyone is biting and tearing it apart.
I don't like it.
It's amazing!
We're all members, right?
How much? Which one is the best?
How much?
Oh, that's good!
I think it's thick and short.
Okay!
Let's go!
It's here in the first half.
Here?
Do your best!
Let's do it! Everyone, please cheer for us!
Let's do our best!
Ready...
Start!
Thank you for the food!
Hey, hey, hey!
Time's up!
It looks like you're measuring the sound of your mouth when you're about to spit it out.
Yes, that was the biggest one.
Now, the record is...
85 seconds!
Ah, you did it!
Wow!
Yuna-chan, you're amazing!
I'll have you do wheeling and sliding later.
No, no, no!
I won't do anything!
Now, only two people left!
Okay!
Okay, then...
Kiyoko-san, let's go!
You can do it!
Are you okay, Reia-chan?
You can do it!
Yes!
Okay, let's do it!
Ready...
Start!
It was pretty high!
It was pretty high, but it's 88cm!
It's 88cm!
Okay, we have one last person!
Last one, Takahashi-san!
Who is it?!
The first place is...
Ito-san's 90cm?!
92cm!
The second place is...
Who is it? 90cm?
91cm!
It's 90cm!
Can she stop it?
It's decided!
Do your best!
Do you want to do it?!
Yes!
It's an official style!
It's thin!
This one!
Do your best!
It's good!
It might be thin!
It might have been a little thin at the end!
It's 100cm!
Let's say it like that!
Do your best!
Can you do it, Kurumi?!
You can do it!
Okay, let's do it!
Kurumi, you can do it!
Ready...
Start!
Do your best!
She did it!
I see! Eighty-six!
So, the winner is Itou-san!
What kind of win is it?
I'm happy!
It's not "ta-dah"!
It's not "ta-dah" at all!
So, we played this segment. How was it?
I couldn't see it before.
You couldn't see it before, but did you see it after you played it?
But, when I played it, I was like, "I didn't know you could eat pasta like this."
Maybe it's because it's squid ink pasta that it's hard to scoop up.
If it was soba, maybe you could've scooped up more.
You should've done it with soba!
You should've stopped me with Japanese soba!
I should've stopped you!
I just gave you information about cultural differences.
That's right. Pasta...
But you understood it, didn't you?
Yes, I think it's fine like this.
Yes! Thank you very much!
Thank you!
There's more!
There's more?
Yes!
Let's move on!
Here's the next "can't see" segment!
"Can't see" segment!
Players who make a straw out of a bat and drink juice!
Wait a minute!
This is novel, isn't it?
Yes, it is!
No one has ever seen this before!
We would like to do a project that no one has ever seen before with this idling.
Yes, please explain it.
Explanation!
Yes, you can use a bat instead of a straw and drink juice.
It is very, very simple.
I see.
Just like that, right?
Yes, I got it.
Wait a minute!
There is a hole in the middle.
Children grow up with this, don't they?
Yes, there is a hole in the middle, so from here...
Don't go into the hole, okay?
Can I do it like that?
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
You want to do it like that and try your best, right?
Yes.
Okay, then!
What is it?
Is this video okay?
Okay!
Is it okay?
Yes!
I don't know until I see it!
Hey, Takashi!
Yay!
It's cold!
I don't know if I can do it.
Do you have strength?
What should we do?
Should we put it on, or should we just do it?
It's kinda coming through.
You look dirty.
- So you're disinfecting properly? - Yes, sanitary napkins are fine.
- Sanitary napkins are... - Do you want to do your best?
I'm disinfecting properly. I'm responsible for the staff.
- So, are you ready? - Yes!
- Please be careful. - Do your best!
Ready... Start!
- It's decreasing! - It's decreasing!
- A little more! - About half of it is left!
- It's decreasing! - Can you make a pig-like sound like you did before?
- Do your best! - Do your best!
- Can you do it? Can you do it all? - Do your best!
- Is it too much? - It's decreasing!
- It's decreasing!
- Do your best! - Do your best!
- Wait for me! - Wait for me!
- Do your best! - Do your best!
You can do it!
What is this image?
- Amazing, isn't it? - Look at her.
- I don't know if she's drinking it or not. - I don't know.
- She's drinking it! - Amazing.
Just a little more...
Wow!
She's coming back!
- She's in this zone. - She's not drinking!
- She's not drinking!
If I explain it now, the orange juice that came out of it came out of it and came back. Do you understand?
I see.
Oh, so you drank what was in here.
Yes.
So until then, the water that was coming up and standing up fell down.
That's right.
I see.
Yes, yes, yes. So the water was coming up like this.
That's right.
But I drank it.
Because this is not your point of view.
I understand.
It's a little hard to understand if it's bad.
It's hard to understand.
Let's dig it up and do it.
Don't do it! Don't do it! Don't do it!
That's not the issue.
Isn't it too hard?
You couldn't change it.
Can't you change the title?
That's right! A horse as a straw and a juice as a 것을!
Yay!
Why?! Why?!
Why?! It's changed! It's changed!
Okay, now you know where and how it went.
Yes, we know.
It's easy to see.
How about this?
A skeleton.
Now, let's go.
And even if you pass me,
- Ms. Uematsu's... - Oh, Ms. Uematsu.
- Do you have support? - Yes, I do.
- Then, Ms. Kiyoku, shall we start? - Yes!
- Can you do it? - I can do it!
- How do you add it? - It looks delicious.
- You put your mouth in it.
- Yes. - Yes.
- Please make sure you don't spill it. - Yes.
- Don't do it. - Please be careful. - Yes.
- Let's start Ms. Kiyoku's challenge. Ready...
- Start! - Oh!
- Oh!
- Oh, it's like this. - Oh, it's good!
- Oh, it's good! It's good! - You can do it!
- That's amazing. - No, no, no.
- Please, please, please. - You drank it, didn't you? - I drank it!
- No, I drank orange juice. - No, more like...
- Ah! - I want you to make a sound like you're dying.
- Yes. - It's too late.
- Don't do it! Don't do it! Don't do it! - It's a one-time challenge.
- You did it once and twice.
- I see. It seems quite difficult. - Yes.
- Yes, thank you very much. - Yes.
- Now, let's continue. - Yes!
- Yes. - Yes. - Yes. - Yes. - Yes. - Yes. - Let's move on to Ojima-san.
- Oh! - Come on, Ojima-san, choose something!
- Real... indirect kiss? - Yes, yes!
- No, no, no. - Is it okay? Is it okay if you disinfect it first every time?
- No, no. - No, no. - You didn't see it. - No, no, no.
- Wow. - That's amazing.
- Is it okay to drink it up like this? Drink it up like this? - No, no, no.
Is that fake?
There are quite a lot of these, right?
There are quite a lot.
It's like a commercial for washing drain pipes.
No!
Well, let's go.
Ojima-san's challenge...
Start!
She's fast!
From here!
Wow!
She's doing it!
Wow!
What's this?
Wow!
What's this?
Scary!
What's wrong?
She's really doing it!
Ojima-san's record is...
This much!
Amazing!
You drank a lot! How much did you actually drink?
Well, actually...
I don't know, about 50ml?
I drank about half of it.
Oh, really? You drank about half of it?
Wow!
But it's pretty tough.
You drank about a cup of water normally?
I drank it.
This place is big, so the amount of water that comes into my mouth is big.
The more water comes in...
I see, I see.
Amazing.
Yes!
Well, then...
This is the last one.
That was Ojima-san's...
Let's move on.
Yes, let's move on to the next "Invisible Project".
Here it is!
Invisible! Save Miyake-san who looks like she's about to go crazy when she's angry, and Hii-chan- ban-ban!
That's right! Now, Hii-chan, please come over here!
Now, this is Hii-chan-ban, who looks like she's about to go crazy when she's angry!
This is crazy!
Now, this is Hii-chan-ban, who looks like she's about to go crazy when she's angry!
Miyake-san is wearing a giant balloon on her body!
The giant balloon is getting bigger and bigger, so you can't see it from here...
Can you see it?
This part is getting bigger and bigger.
It's here!
So, we're going to help you so that the balloon doesn't get bigger.
Now, we're going to have Maruoka-san, Eddie's Maruoka- san, who's about to appear...
Find out what's written on Maruoka-san's panties and guess the correct answer!
Maruoka-san is wearing a skirt, as usual...
The skirt is blue, so everyone, without using your hands, try to guess what's written on the blue skirt.
If you don't guess it quickly...
Hii-chan will explode.
And Hii-chan will go crazy.
The studio will be in chaos.
The VTR will be in the dark.
Do your best!
Now, we'll start the setting.
Please!
I can see Hii-chan's anger in her eyes!
It's the first time I've seen Hii-chan angry!
It's true! She's always angry!
Now, this is Maruoka-san.
Do your best!
I'll do my best!
I can't take it anymore!
Well, let's go!
But I really hate it!
It's really a bad luck!
I really hate it!
Let's go!
Everyone, please stand by!
Well, let's go!
Kii-chan-tan-man show, start!
Do your best! Do your best! Do your best!
Correct!
Do your best!
Do your best! Do your best!
I'll make you a boob, so do your best!
Kii-chan-tan-man show, start!
You can do it! You can do it!
I can't break it! I can't break it!
Four! Three! Two!
See! She's laughing over there!
If you don't do it...
She's messing around over there!
Hii-chan's balloon broke, didn't it?
Unfortunately, they couldn't save Hii-chan!
She really hated it!
Her boobs were about to burst!
Her boobs were about to burst...
But in the end, they burst!
That's bad!
We'll do something about it later.
Shall we do it again?
What?!
We'll do it again. It's funny, so we'll do it again!
We have to save Hii-chan!
No, it's fine!
Ask her "Why do you do it again?"
Why do you do it again?
Because it's funny!
That's weird!
We'll do it again, but...
This project is a little funny.
It's funny because it's funny in between!
Will Hii-chan's stand-by be in time?
Shall we end with this blue image?
Thank you for coming!
Why are you making me embarrassed?!
Today, we challenged ourselves to do this kind of project.
We'd like you to be moved by this kind of project once in a while.
That's all for today!
Goodbye!
- No way! - She's like that.
- No, no, no. - She's like that.
- No way! - She's like that.
- Maruko-san, she's like that. - We look good together.
We look good together?
Why do you say that?
- We look like the same person! - A weirdo came out.
How was this project? How did you feel about doing it?
- It was really embarrassing. - Embarrassing? - Yes.
- Can you see this project? - No, I think you can see it.
- Oh, really? - Yes!
What should we fix?
Well... I don't know yet.
But... we've done it a few times.
I think you'll be able to see it.
This guy is creepy!
- Yes, Maruko-san, thank you! - Thank you!
- Is Tomi-chan doing it?
- Oh, I see! - Tomi-chan!
- Can I do it? - Yes, you can!
- I don't know how to do it! - You can do it!
- We'll do it for you. It's on-demand. - Really?
- Yes, it's on-demand. - Wait a minute!
- It's on-demand.
- Yes. - It's on-demand.
- Where is it? - Don't finish it.
- Tomi-chan.
- It's not finished yet. - What? - I didn't say you can't finish it.
- When you're done... - Tomi-chan!
- No! - No!
- As expected of this underwear... - When you're done with your underwear, answer me what you saw.
- No! - No!
- Really? - No!
- Really? - No way! - It's fine, it's fine.
- It's fine. I'm a girl, so it's fine. - No!
- I'm a girl, so it's fine. - No!
- Now, you have 5 questions left! - Really do your best! Really!
- Do your best! - Do your best!
- Yes! - Ready...
- Ready... Start!
- The correct answer is... - The correct answer is...
- Hurry up! Hurry up! - Hurry up! Hurry up!
- This is where you can shake it off...
- You did it!
- Her legs are so beautiful!
- She really has such beautiful legs!
I'm not crazy! I'm not crazy! I'm not crazy!
- Everyone got it right! - Eh, I can't do it! I can't do it!
- What is it? - A large screen?
- What is it? - Do your best! Do your best!
- It's a coin! It's a coin! - It's a coin!
- Everyone, please make it a coin! - Please don't open it!
- What is it? - It's a coin!
- Do your best! - It's a coin!
- Everyone, please make it a coin! - Everyone, please make it a coin!
- It's a coin! - It's a coin!
- Do your best! - Don't open it!
- Are you okay? - Are you okay?
- I think you were pulling it on purpose. - At the end...
- At the last minute... - I don't know what you're talking about!
- Ito-san, you were half laughing! - I was pulling it on purpose!
- I know, right? - Recently, he brought me a rich character.
- I see, I see, I see...
- Ito-san, you've been like this, haven't you?
- Why did you do it like that? - I wanted to mix it up for the second time!
- For the second time! That hurts! It's all over the place! - Oh, no!
- And so, we couldn't save Miyake-san again. - Oh, no!
- Yes, it was Miyake-san's turn! - I'm sorry!
- It was Miyake-san! - Miyake-san, you came all the way here for this, right?
- That's right! Today, I got a balloon, and this round thing I don't know what it is...
- I'm sorry! I'll call you if I buy you something again!
- Okay, everyone, go back! - Okay!
What is this showy feeling?
Huh?
What is this showy feeling?
It's because you're here.
Is it okay for me to say it?
Yes, of course.
Thank you for coming.
That's right.
These are my own pants.
My own pants.
The main color is navy blue.
Thank you for your hard work.
What is it?
There's a strange feeling.
It's like a rumor.
It makes me anxious for a moment.
It's like my lines.
Was it my lines?
I'm anxious.
We did many things today.
How was it, everyone?
We did a lot of things and saw possibilities.
What did you do?
The last one was fun, wasn't it?
The last one was good.
I'd like to do it with Mori-san.
Usually, in other songs,
sexy talents do it in late night programs.
That's right.
But it doesn't make sense.
I don't want to do it with an old man.
I don't like it.
I think it's a novel idea.
How about "bat"?
It was difficult.
I can't get my throat out of it.
You can get your throat out of it.
I'd like to get that throat out of it.
You can't get it out of it.
For example...
Idol can get her throat out of it.
The feeling of getting sucked in is amazing.
You want to take it home with you.
I want everyone to do it.
That's scary! Stop it!
How about pasta? Can you do it with soba?
You want to do it with soba?
To a standard.
To a standard, right?
What's a standard?
There's nothing like a standard for something like this.
If there's another "can't see" segment, we'd like you to do it.
It's not "can't see"!
It depends on you.
Thank you.
If there's another "can't see" segment today, is it thanks to you?
Yes.
We'd like to try it more and more in the future.
That's it for today's "can't see" segment.
Goodbye!