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[Idol Club MC Masuno Maeta]
Idol Club!
[Idol Club MC Masuno Maeta]
Now, Idol Club MC Masuno Maeta is here!
Hello, I'm Masuno Maeta of Idol Club MC.
This program is for girls who are growing up as idols.
You can watch Idol Club MC Masuno Maeta every Thursday night at 2 AM, 26 PM, and 45 MINUTES.
Now, let me introduce you to Idol Club MC!
[Idol Club MC Masuno Maeta]
Now, let me introduce you to Idol Club MC!
[Idol Club MC Masuno Maeta]
I'm sorry, I didn't go in.
So, today's members are people who are particular about their small faces.
That's right!
People who want to have small faces.
Idol members, you have to make your faces smaller.
What are you talking about?
I'm just thinking about it.
Everyone wants to have a small face, right?
Even if you have a round face or a big face, it's hard for Idol members, right?
Idol members are usually small, right?
Uchi-san is really small, right?
Like this!
Uchi-san is like this!
Like this!
Look at me! I have a really big face!
I look really big, right?
I'm not bigger than you!
Stop it!
I'm an idol, you know!
So, today's members are people who want to have small faces.
Small faces!
I want to have a big face!
You want to have a smaller face!
I think everyone will like it.
Everyone, by the way, have you ever heard of "kolgi"?
Ah, we have!
We've heard of it!
It's like an este or something, right?
Yes, it's very popular with women right now.
Yes, yes.
I think everyone will like it.
Then, Saito-san, can you explain kolgi?
Yes, understood.
You're going to do it for me here, right?
Yes, here it is.
Kolgi is a Korean-style massage that increases blood vessels and lymph nodes by applying pressure to the face and body with your hands and shoulders.
Especially in a short time, this kolgi, which has the effect of forcing a small face that makes anyone's face smaller, is very popular with women right now as a painful but effective massage.
It's so popular that there are shops that can't make reservations.
It hurts!
Yes, and this time it's special.
It's a kolgi that you can't make a reservation for at all, and it's a kolgi that many famous people of kolgi come to see.
No, it's really hard for me to receive it usually.
Really?
Yes.
I'm happy!
But since we're on this show, we're going to have you receive it.
I'm happy!
Do you want to receive it, everyone?
We want it!
It might hurt a little, but is it okay?
It's okay!
Okay, understood.
Then, let's get started with today's project!
Which one is the real kolgi teacher who makes you small?
Then, let's have this teacher appear! Please!
Only the real ones are here!
There are 10 of you but...
That's a lot!
I don't like it!
Everyone is surprised right now but...
Out of the 10 of you...
Corgi's teacher is only one person...
What?!
The person who you think is Corgi's teacher...
Will be chosen one by one!
What?!
Everyone else has nothing to do with it!
What?!
Who?!
Where did you go?!
There is no proof!
Where did you go?!
Whether or not the chosen person is the real one...
Will be announced after Corgi receives it!
What?!
If you get it right, you can receive it for free!
It's normal!
Normally you can't receive it at all!
You can't even do a quiz like this!
There are a lot of reservations!
Please do your best!
Let's do our best!
Now, I would like to decide who will be chosen one by one!
I would like to make it random!
I want to do it!
If you get chosen, it's over!
I see! I want to do it!
Are you going first?
Yes, I want to do it!
Are you going first?
Everyone said they would raise their hands!
Yes, yes!
Yes!
What should we do?
But...
There is only one person, right?
It's so popular that even a talent comes to do it!
If you get chosen, you will know right away, right?
That's true!
If you get it wrong, people who have nothing to do with it will do it!
People who have nothing to do with it will do it freely!
What?!
People who have nothing to do with it will do it freely!
I want to do it!
Yes!
Then...
Yes!
If you have any questions...
Can I say something?
The person behind number 3...
Why are you hiding?
The person behind number 4...
I think the person behind number 4 is definitely different.
If you have any questions...
The person behind number 4 came to an idol training school.
What?
Seriously?
So maybe...
The person behind number 4 came to an idol training school.
What?
I think it's different.
Certainly, isn't the person behind number 4 from a theater troupe?
Yes!
I feel like my facial expressions are being made up.
I'm a little...
You have that kind of gaze now.
Like an extra.
You're an extra, right?
Wait...
This is difficult.
Then, when you do that kind of massage...
Shouldn't we ask everyone a question?
Someone, pinpoint someone.
The person behind number 9.
Yes, the person behind number 9.
I'm curious.
The person behind number 9.
When you do a massage...
What are you careful about?
I see. That's a good question.
I'm careful about hitting the acupuncture points properly.
She's careful about hitting the acupuncture points properly.
Yes.
Now, choose one!
This is difficult!
I know, but...
Between number 3 and 2...
Even though I'm wearing number 3 clothes, everyone else is wearing it.
It's not common.
It's because there are so many people.
That's why Pikori and Tomo didn't laugh for a long time.
Number 6!
Yes, number 6!
Number 6 is...
...not Horugi's teacher.
Come, come, come!
Now, everyone!
Lie down.
Use the towel properly!
I'm used to it.
Why are you used to it?!
It's this person!
Didn't you get it right?
Why?!
It's not good!
It's not enough to hit the back of the head, it's like the nose.
It's unfair!
It's true...
It's there, it's there.
It's unfair!
Is it better to remove the ears?
It's okay.
It's okay, right?
If only this person was from the theater troupe...
What should we do?!
Now, then!
Let's receive it quickly!
Yes, Horugi's...
Number 6's teacher, Horugi's side, please!
Ow!
Ah, but it looks good!
It looks good!
It looks like it'll feel good!
Eh, I've received a face massage like this before.
It hurts! It hurts!
She's really studying!
Her face is red!
Um...
That's right, it's just that you're all singing.
Hey, show me your little face!
Show me your little face!
Your little face!
Show me your little face!
Ahhhh!
It hurts!
Now, even the fake ones...
It hurts!
That's not good!
Your little face...
You can't breathe!
It hurts a little, but...
You can't breathe!
It hurts!
It hurts! It hurts!
And so, unfortunately...
It hurts! It hurts!
The sixth person is Ms. Korugi.
It hurts! It hurts!
Yes, that's right.
Who is it? Who is it?
Who is it?
Huh?
Who is it?
It's someone around there.
It hurts! It hurts!
Wait! Is your work over already?
At first, your entrance was really good, but...
It hurts so much!
I don't like it! It's scary!
In the middle of it, you became a freelance actor, right?
Now, let's continue!
It hurts! It hurts!
Who is it? Who is it?
Who is it?
What Sakai-san is doing right now...
What he was looking at on the monitor was...
The person with glasses number seven.
So...
For Korugi...
I thought he was a teacher who had a proper knowledge of art.
He was looking at the monitor like, "This isn't it!"
However...
There might be someone with glasses number six, too.
No!
No way!
Maybe...
Maybe in this short period of time...
He might have gotten a license.
No way! No way! No way!
No, but the person with glasses number six was looking at the monitor.
No, but the person with glasses number seven...
The person with glasses number seven...
Yes.
Understood.
Then, the person with glasses number seven, please.
Please.
Now, Sakai-san.
Yes.
I don't know.
- But, but a massage shop... - Everyone looks like one.
- Yes. - Yes, you're right.
- But there are people with this kind of face in a massage shop, right? - Yes.
- Yes, yes. - I know, I know.
- A massage face? - A massage shop face!
- If you're not, it's really rude.
- A massage face... - That's right.
- Now, then... - Let's have a look.
- Let's have a look immediately. - Oh, it looks good.
- Oh, oh, oh. - Oh, it looks like one.
- It looks like one.
- What? What? This is...
Huh?
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Ouch, ouch!
Ouch! Ouch!
Aaaaah!
Ouch!
Wow, so ugly!
Aaaaah!
Ouch, ouch, my nose is itching!
Aaaah!
Ouch!
Aaaaah!
Too bad!
What's going on?
Aita's story is not true!
Seriously?
The beginning was good.
The first time I saw you, it was crazy.
From your head...
From your head, I thought you were crazy.
At first, I fainted.
It hurt a lot.
It was fun, wasn't it?
Yes.
Next.
Yes!
Nagano-san.
Can I ask you a question, Nagano-san?
Well...
Number 2-san. Number 2-san, well...
You're popular every day, aren't you? How many people do you have to kill in a day?
It depends on the reservation... It depends on the reservation, but...
On average?
About three to four people.
Ah, so you can only do it for a certain amount of time.
That's a lot of people.
It's a lot of people, isn't it?
Also, this person was laughing as he was monitoring what you were doing.
Yes, yes.
Ah, you know the answer, that's why you're laughing, right?
That's right.
Is that okay, number 2-san?
Number 2-san, please.
Okay, number 2-san, please.
Please do it for me.
Thank you very much.
It looks like you!
If you're real, you'll have a child's face.
Serina, ask number 6-san to do it for you.
That's right, I haven't done it yet!
Seriously!
Thank you very much.
She's number 6-san's opponent.
Really!
She's number 6-san's stand-by stand-by.
Ah, do your best!
Right?
Please do it with a pattern like you've changed your mind.
Do it properly!
Okay, please do it.
It looks like you!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
But...
Go away!
Scary!
I'm sorry, but doesn't it look like Serina's mother?
It looks like her, but...
It wasn't like that!
No!
It's amazing, but...
I thought it might be real halfway through!
You're good at this!
The first entrance was good, but...
I really thought it was real!
Serina, you're amazing!
Oh, really?
Okay, let's continue!
Okay, who wants to follow me?
Me!
Okay, Ojima-san!
Wahsoi!
What's that?
Ojima-san is in great shape, isn't she?
Can you show me your hand?
Do you know it?
This side!
Don't you know it?
No. 4's hands are beautiful!
Right?
No, no, no!
Strawberry!
No. 1 and No. 6 are also showing their hands!
Don't touch me!
There's a second round, right?
There is!
Okay, have you decided?
Yes!
Okay, who is it?
But we're a little confused!
Between No. 9 and No. 5...
Have you decided?
No. 5!
Okay, No. 5, please!
Somehow, her hands...
But, you know...
She's amazing!
Her hands were like that!
Somehow, she has a gentle look...
Right?
Please!
Okay, then...
Please...
No, this is...
No, seriously!
Oh, oh!
Wait...
That's not it...
Oh, oh!
This is...
It hurts!
Wait, wait, wait!
It hurts!
I don't know!
It's just a band-aid!
I don't know!
It's just a band-aid!
First, tighten it with the band-aid!
Yes!
Wow!
You're good!
I got hit...
I just want you to band-aid me!
Yes! Unfortunately, you're wrong!
Now...
You haven't got a real one yet!
Yeah...
About half of them...
On the contrary, there's no point if you just want to band-aid me!
No, no!
Okay, next!
Who wants to go?
Yes!
Okay, Takashi-san!
Yes!
For me...
The pants...
I thought she looked like a real person, like she's easy to move around.
But...
No. 1 looked like she wasn't herself when she was dancing.
So I think she's No. 1.
You think she's No. 1?
Yes!
Okay, then No. 1, please.
You think she's No. 1?
But I think she's a little...
She looks like she's going to be eliminated.
It's scary.
She's noticed the little details.
Her wings!
They're popular.
Oh, I see.
You guys are really good at drawing.
Really! I don't know anything about it.
I really don't know.
What do you usually do? What do you usually do?
What do you usually do?
This is what we usually do.
We rub people's faces for no reason.
That's too much.
Okay, let's do it.
Huh?
She's kind.
She's kind. She's kind.
She's kind. Her way of talking is kind.
She's kind.
Huh?
Huh? I see this.
It's expensive.
It has a good smell.
It smells good.
It smells like a back.
Like a back.
Like a slow-moving...
It hurts a little, right?
Yeah, it hurts.
Huh?
Her chin keeps sticking out.
Huh?
She's getting more and more crude.
Her face is red.
Is she laughing?
You got it right.
Unfortunately, you got it right.
Are you kidding me?
You got it wrong.
I pulled it out of my cheek.
Are you kidding me?
It's fake, right? It's fake, right?
It's fake, right?
Thank you very much.
I don't know anymore.
Now!
I don't know anymore.
Which one do you want?
Do you want high class?
Yes.
How about 4th class?
4th class?
It's possible.
But people say that people with monocle wear clothes.
Yes.
So I want 4th class.
Do you like it?
Let's try it.
It's possible.
4th class, please!
It's possible.
I don't know anymore.
If she is angry, we will make fun of her.
I don't know anymore.
She is in an idol club.
I don't know anymore.
She is in an idol club.
I don't know anymore.
She might have said something rude.
She looks good.
She looks like KORGI.
What do you mean?
It's KORGI's face.
What do you mean?
I'm scared.
She looks like KORGI.
Please.
She is fast.
She is absolutely fast.
I was surprised.
She is fast.
I was surprised.
She is fast.
Why is she so fast?
Can I see her closely?
Who is faster?
No. 4 is faster.
I think No. 6 is faster.
Why is that?
I will choose No. 9.
Please choose No. 9.
She looks different.
She looks like her.
I see.
She doesn't do anything.
It would be annoying if UMEKOTO drew something.
As a customer.
What is that?
She is getting used to it.
What is this?
She folded it differently.
Why did you fold it like that?
But...
What was that folding technique?
You didn't know it was real?
I didn't know it was real at first.
Really?
I didn't know at first.
But...
I'm trying to break your face.
Ouch!
That's a good one.
Ouch!
But...
Huh?
Isn't it good?
Yeah, it is.
Huh?
This is it.
Your face!
Stop!
You're making me scared!
Damn it...
That's right.
The look on her face when she looked at me was amazing.
Wow, it's different!
When you appear in the dark, you make a woman's nose into a pig's nose.
It's so cute!
What was that over there?
What was it?
It was cute.
On the contrary, it looked like you.
Okay, next!
Okay!
Oh, it's you three?
Okay, Goto-san, are you ready?
Yes, I'm ready.
What's going on?
You've had sharp eyes for a while now, haven't you?
Yes, I have.
But earlier, everyone was aiming for different things.
I wonder what happened.
Then, I'll answer with my hands.
It's this person!
Yes!
Number ten!
Yes!
What was your decision?
But when you looked at me, you had such deep eyes.
Yes, yes, yes.
So I thought you didn't want me to notice you.
That's true.
What do you mean?
Really?
But it might be you.
No way!
That's impossible!
Here we go.
We haven't got the right answer yet.
Not yet!
We don't have a clue.
No, we don't.
It's too early.
Well, let's see.
Let's see.
Oh?
Does it feel good?
It feels good.
Oh?
Yes.
A little?
Ah!
Your hand is very cold.
Good!
Does it feel good?
Ouch!
Does it feel good?
Wait, wait, wait!
Does it feel good?
It feels weird.
Does it feel good?
Is there a massage for that?
Black and white.
Ah!
Yes!
Okay!
Wow!
That's amazing!
Even though you did so well!
Yes.
Thank you very much.
It's not easy.
It's very advantageous.
Do you want to go next?
Yes!
Wait a minute.
What if you are chosen?
No. 1, you haven't been chosen yet, have you?
I have been chosen.
Then, the remaining ones are No. 3 and No. 8, right?
Yes.
Which one is it?
I know who it is!
It's No. 8 with a necklace.
Why?
I often say "small face S" and I go there more than the members.
I haven't seen the result yet.
I said it two days ago.
You are wearing a necklace.
You don't have accessories in your hands, but you are wearing a necklace.
I see.
It's No. 8.
There is such a rule.
It's No. 8.
Do you go there more than the members?
I go there about twice a week.
That's amazing!
I haven't seen anything yet, though.
That's right.
You only take money, don't you?
That's right.
You're a good customer, teacher.
Now...
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
No, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
But, you know...
This kind of thing is...
It must be real!
This is real!
Real?
Real? Real?
Real?
Let's go. It's real.
It must be real.
That's crazy!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
It was pretty good, though.
Right?
You're very energetic.
You're energetic.
You're pretty energetic.
You're energetic.
That means...
Asahi has...
some meat left.
Really?
You can eat...
the third teacher's...
meat.
Really?
You can eat it.
That's amazing!
I didn't know it existed.
Is it really that good?
Yes.
Well, then...
Asahi, please eat it.
I'm so happy.
I didn't know it existed.
That's amazing!
I didn't know it existed.
Everyone...
At the end...
At the end, you ate it all.
If you think about it like that...
Asahi looks like the third teacher the most.
He looks like the third teacher the most.
Does he?
He looks like the third teacher the most.
It smells good!
Yes, please eat it.
It smells like nature.
It really does smell like nature.
It's pretty strong.
Ouch! Wait a minute. It's deep inside.
Wait a minute.
I'm going to wrap it up.
Wait! Wait! Wait!
What?
There wasn't a single real teacher here!
What? What?
What?
It's not me!
That's weird.
What?
A.D. should have asked for it.
Why? Why?
What?
Uematsu said it.
That's right. It's Uematsu's mistake.
What?
So you're saying you're waiting for it?
Uematsu!
Where are you?
Uematsu!
Where are you?
Where? Where?
What?
Are you kidding me?
What's going on here?
This is where A.D. Uematsu is getting a massage from a real teacher.
It's real!
It's meaningless!
What?
Why are we here?
This is nice!
You must be tired and your face is swollen.
You wanted to come, didn't you?
Why? Why?
It's different when you're asleep.
You're busy.
I knew it. You're busy.
It's different.
Please come!
We're sending in number four, so please come!
It's true!
Please come!
Anyway, let's watch this video for a little while longer.
It's not funny!
See, you look happy!
Everyone's happy that Mr. Koguma is here, right?
I don't care!
The teacher is a real teacher, and he came for you.
However, Uematsu won first place.
What?
Why?
We won!
Teacher, thank you very much for today!
What?
Teacher, thank you very much!
Right? Ah, she's concentrating right now.
She's concentrating.
Right?
Okay, that's all for today!
Who was the teacher who made Korugi look like a baby?
Sayonara!