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I-DLING!
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Now, it's started. I-DLING will start practicing now, so please take care of us.
Hello, we are Kanamori Monster. Please take care of us.
This show is about I-DLING girls who are growing up as idol singers.
Yes, and you can watch I-DLING every Thursday at 16:45 on Fuji TV.
Now, let me introduce you to I-DLING!
Yes, I'd like to introduce you today.
Now, by the way...
Everyone...
Yes?
Is it okay?
Yes!
Everyone, it's already the beginning of the year.
Yes.
Today's topic is...
Yes.
Have you seen Hakone Ekiden?
Yes!
I've seen it!
Oh, you have?
When you think of New Year, you think of Hakone Ekiden.
Do you like that kind of thing?
I love Hakone Ekiden.
I've never seen it!
I've seen it!
I've seen it! I've seen it properly!
I've seen it!
I've seen it in the studio!
Everyone has seen it!
I've seen all of Nittai Dai...
I've seen all of Nittai Dai except for Nittai Dai.
I've tried my best except for Nittai Dai, but it's still Nittai Dai.
I've seen dramas except for Nittai Dai and Nittai Dai.
I've seen it!
I've seen it! I've seen it!
Now, this time...
It's a project that shows respect for Hakone Ekiden.
Let's go.
First floor, Bulma Hakone Ekiden!
What is it?
Yes, yes, yes.
It's Hakone Ekiden.
This time, it's not Hakone Ekiden, but Hakone Ekiden.
Bulma!
I didn't hear you. It's not like we rehearsed.
You didn't hear me?
I didn't hear you.
I didn't say it.
Yes, yes, this is Bulma Hakone Ekiden,
but the course you'll be running this time is the same as the actual Hakone Ekiden,
but it's a round-trip course from Tokyo to Hakone.
Wow!
And with the program's first attempt, chroma key technology...
That's right!
...we'll be covering the view from behind.
Wow!
Since it's an Ekiden, there's a break point between floors,
where you can clear various obstacles.
Ekiden is a solo course from Nava Cali.
Yes!
It's not an ordinary Ekiden.
But it costs money!
Yes!
Even though it's a round-trip course, it costs 2 trillion yen!
No way!
Chroma key technology costs money!
Yes!
And it's not the time you'll be competing against each other.
It's just the number of participants.
And one of the members with the least number of participants is...
Bulma!
Yes!
Bulma!
Bulma Hakone Ekiden!
No, no, no!
What's that thing that comes out of balloons during rehearsal?
I won't do that kind of thing!
No way!
It's too soft!
No way!
And today we'll be broadcasting the round-trip course from Tokyo Station to Hakone 5th Ward.
In the next episode, we'll be returning from Hakone 6th Ward to Tokyo 10th Ward.
Everyone, let's do our best with no regrets!
Let's do it!
We'll do our best!
Let's do it!
Please allow me to say one word.
Shut up!
This time, we have a special guest.
I say "special guest" all the time, but...
We have a special guest with us today.
When it comes to marathons in the entertainment world...
This person is...
Neko Hiroshi!
Let's do it!
Neko Hiroshi!
You're doing great!
Yes, I'm doing great!
Neko-san, when it comes to marathons...
Do you have any tips?
Well...
Super priority!
You're doing great!
I feel like I misunderstood you.
Okay, everyone!
Cars, boats...
Your speech is dirty!
Please move over!
Please sit in the front!
You're doing great!
After this...
Yes!
No!
Super priority!
It's not over yet.
Wow! Amazing!
We will do it ourselves.
It's starting!
Is it?
Everyone, do your best!
Yes!
Now, this...
On the monitor, you are all properly on the road.
Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow!
In the middle of the building.
Yes!
Yes! Is standby okay?
Everyone, you have to put a stopwatch on your feet.
Yes!
If you don't run properly, you won't be counted.
That's right!
Is it okay?
Ah!
It's on standby.
Yes! It's on standby for the start.
That's right!
That's right! That's right! That's right!
Not yet! Not yet!
No!
Not yet!
Don't rush there!
Not yet!
Wow!
You can't run yet!
Sorry!
Wow!
Is it okay, everyone?
Yes!
Yes! Then, we'll start!
The first...
Ah! I'm nervous!
...car revolution edition!
Ready...
What?!
Start!
Wow!
Today's race will be decided in the second half of the race.
If you skip too much, you will lose in the second half of the race.
Now, we have passed Shinagawa station.
Wow! The car is full of people!
Car, be careful!
Car, I was hit by a car just now!
Be careful!
Car, you are climbing...
Especially, there is no traffic regulation!
Car, be careful!
Car is running around!
Be careful! Sometimes, car see you in the air, so be careful!
It's hot!
Car, be careful!
Wow! It is faster than a bicycle!
Car, be careful!
Oh!
Oh no!
She jumped out. Is she okay?
Ojima-san is a bad girl.
Tsunumi is going to perform her first kick.
Ojima will soon do her first kick.
This is unexpectedly difficult.
But unlike a normal kick, you can't kick with your feet,
You have to move your legs first to maintain your stamina.
I see.
Not your whole body, but only your legs.
The exam is coming up.
Be careful.
Okay, exam paper.
Okay, everyone, here you go.
Okay.
If you don't write it down, you can buy ten crackers.
You can buy ten crackers.
You can buy two pairs of underwear and stamina here, right?
Yes.
Anyway, it's okay if you put it in there.
Put it in.
You can do it. Put it in.
Did you put it in?
Put it in.
You can't drop it.
Okay, Ojima, it's okay.
Ojima is running for second place.
She's fast.
What is this?
I can't do it.
You can do it.
If you can't do it, eat it.
Eat it. Yes, Ms. Yokoyama, you can do it.
Kuromatsu, don't mess it up.
I came here to see this.
You came here to see this?
It's coming soon.
You can do it.
You have to come back soon or you won't be able to eat meat.
Ms. Neko came here to see everyone's hard work.
That's right.
Don't hand it out in front of Yokoyama Station.
Don't hand it out.
You can't do that.
Don't drop it.
Michael and Akimi, you have to do your best.
Don't drop it.
It's passing in front of Yokoyama Station.
Don't drop the powder.
The powder will follow you.
That's right.
That's bad manners.
You can't do that.
Don't drop it.
The powder will follow you.
Don't drop it.
The powder will follow you.
Don't drop it.
She's still eating it.
What are you doing?
This isn't a party.
Don't drop it.
You have a small mouth.
Don't drop it.
The second race is about to end.
It's in front of Yokoyama Station.
The second race is the most important race in Hakone Prefecture.
It doesn't end in an instant.
The second race is about to begin.
Good job.
- She's great. - She's great.
Watch out for cars!
- She's been like that for a while. - She's in the middle of a break!
- Watch out for obstacles! - What's the obstacle this time?
- Are you okay?
- She's not moving at all. - Watch out for cars.
- It's a dice of fate. It's one or six. - Yes, yes, yes.
- If you get nothing and it's one or six, you're okay. - She's fast.
- We haven't finished eating yet! - The crackers are getting dirty.
- Here you go. - Here you go.
- It's a big tank.
- It's a big tank. It's starting up. - It's a big tank.
- She's fast! - Watch out for cars!
- Are you okay? - She's been like that for a while.
- Aren't you going to run, Neko-san? - What?
Aren't you going to watch Neko-san run?
- Today, the commentator is... - I'm an editorial reporter.
- Are you sure? - Um, you know...
- I can't let you fool around like that! - You're crazy!
- I love you more than anything else.
There's a car behind you, watch out!
Watch out for the car!
It flew! It flew!
The race has begun.
What are you doing?
Are you making a fuss because you can't carry it?
I've been looking for things to carry today, but it's completely useless.
Look at the script.
"The wind is strong" and stuff like that.
I've been looking up how many kilometers it can go.
By the way, the third part is...
You've written it down so well.
I've written it down so well.
You've written it down so well.
"The wind is strong" and stuff like that.
I've written it down so well.
It didn't mean anything.
If I'd known it would be like this...
And also...
The speed of the video is the speed of this car!
If you run like that, it's a world record.
A world record?
There's no doubt about it.
What are you doing?
The cracker at her feet is starting to crumble.
We will soon enter the Hiratsuka detention center.
Nagano's movement is good.
She's still eating crackers.
It's been a while since we had a challenge program, so everyone, do your best!
This is not a challenge program, it's a challenge program.
It's going to cost you money.
We will soon enter the Hiratsuka detention center.
This is a fast pace.
We have entered the detention center.
The obstacle here is the tangled earphone.
Please untangle the tangled earphone.
This is annoying.
The person who untangled it earlier.
Ms. Tonoko is in first place.
Let's start the 4th place.
This is a detention center.
Can I move my legs in a detention center?
Surprisingly, the rules are loose.
By the way, what is the 4th place like?
The 4th place is...
This is the shortest distance in Hakone station.
So, for real track athletes and people with speed...
Nothing is ringing.
Everyone, it seems like this place is relatively short.
- The cat said. - That's right.
Now, it's Oise.
- Is there any sea creature here? - Yes.
- The wind is strong. - The wind is strong.
Everyone, it seems like the wind is strong here!
It's strong!
It seems like the wind is strong here!
What?
- It seems like the wind is strong. - Everyone, it seems like the wind is strong.
Please say something.
Whether it's wind or wind...
My body, my body...
She's in Odawara's house.
She's fast.
Odawara's house is crazy.
Kiguchi-san, you've probably been pulled about five times.
I'm being pulled, I'm scared.
Everyone, be careful!
The members haven't taken off their earphones yet.
They're still playing.
Take off your earphones!
Eating crackers, taking off her earphones...
She's moving her legs.
She's not running!
Now, it's Odawara's house's turn.
Four people haven't run the fourth time.
Her earphones haven't run out yet.
It's really a clean start, starting from tomorrow.
All of us pulled off in one session.
Now, it's Odawara's house's turn.
This is Odawara Detention Center.
All four of you entered the next detention center without running.
Please enter the detention center, everyone.
Next up is...
Making animals out of clay.
Anything is fine. Just make animals.
Me! Me!
Ants!
Yes! Ants!
I said "animals" and you said "ants".
They're insects.
Cats! Cats! Cats!
Now, Ozuna has returned.
The fifth detention center is starting.
The last detention center of Oma.
Hakone.
This is the top of the mountain.
Recently, many star players come out of this area.
This is it.
Those who want to stand out in this area can come forward.
It is said that star players are born during this period of time.
I can't hear you at all.
I can't communicate with you at all.
Do your best.
It's a mountain climb.
This is the last detention center of Oma.
Hakone.
Hakisei is amazing.
Hakosei?
What are you doing?
Hey, Kojima-san!
No!
NO!
As well as Yokoyama-san!
Why are you doing that?
Yokoyama, why are you doing that?
What is that?
Don't do that action!
You got it?
Stop that action!
Stop doing it at once!
Yokoyama!
Stop doing that action!
It depends on who's watching
There's also a time limit
She started it herself
We don't take responsibility for it
You're almost at the goal
It's a New Year's show
Be careful
You're almost at the goal
This is where there's always a lot of drama
There's no drama here
You're almost at the goal
Run, run!
Run! Keep going!
Goal! Everyone, it's a goal!
Stop it, stop it! Stop running!
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
She's a sportswoman, everyone
I'm exhausted
You're wasting your energy
I want to go home
It's hot
Let's measure your feet.
Staff, please count.
Yokoyama-san is fine.
She's fine with everything.
How was it, Yokoyama-san?
I came all the way from Cambodia for this.
I'm sorry.
I think I've already bloomed.
That's right.
We just wanted you to see it.
There's even a bag.
That's right.
Cat-san.
That's right.
Cat-san.
It's amazing!
Everyone's falling!
Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it!
My back hurts.
Are you okay with your feet?
Are you okay?
I'm fine.
It's hot.
She was pulled by a car full of bubbles.
I can't ignore it.
It's hot.
It's been a while since I sweat like this.
It's hot!
Cat-san, you explained a lot of things this time.
No one asked you, right?
Cat-san, you didn't ask me!
Cat-san, you're quite professional, aren't you?
I didn't ask you!
You told me that the wind was strong and many other things.
It was safe.
It wasn't useless at all.
No one asked you.
I'm worried you might be on a boat.
Stop it!
I'm not afraid of it at all.
Does anyone have it?
The result hasn't come out yet.
We're calculating it now, but you can't take it anymore.
You can't take it anymore.
Has the wind stopped blowing?
Yes, the wind has stopped blowing.
I don't like it! I don't like it!
Is it actually longer? Is it really long?
It's long.
It's long. It's about 20 kilometers in one section.
Is it that long in one section?
Yes, it's about 20 kilometers.
You didn't see it, did you?
I'm sorry. I didn't see it.
I said it clearly.
I see.
You're sweating.
You're sweating a lot.
It's hot!
What was the most difficult thing?
The car...
Flutter!
It's a mess.
What's wrong with you?
The car...
Safety comes first. Safety comes first.
I see.
We worked hard to protect the world view of CG.
What was the most difficult obstacle during the interruption?
Flutter!
The water was taken away.
It was a mess.
I think you all noticed the difference during the interruption.
Like the earphones.
That's right.
There were quite a few people who couldn't take off their earphones.
But even during the interruption, everyone was moving their legs.
That's right.
We didn't decide on this rule clearly.
That's why it's kind of loose.
Now, we have the results of the interruption.
Only the first and last people will be announced.
It's a mess.
Ulwa was the most difficult one.
That's right.
She can recover.
But I haven't forgotten about the person who was the most difficult.
It's Echiden Hakune.
Some of you might think it's Echiden Hakune.
But it's actually Echiden Hakune.
Echiden Hakune.
Now, I will announce it.
The current first place is...
Ojima-san!
Wow!
That's so cool!
You did a lot of crazy things, didn't you?
No, not at all!
There must have been some people who got hurt, right?
What did you do?
I got kicked!
You should have done something more funny and cowardly!
It's not just a violation, is it?
Ojima-san's number is 1,700.
Wow!
That's amazing!
I can't focus right now!
That's right!
I don't know the basics!
Yay!
The current second place is...
The second place is...
Kiyoku-san!
Wow!
Hey!
I've been running for a long time, but it's a lot less than everyone else!
What?
The overall result is...
395!
What?
That's crazy!
How different is it from the next person?
Is it quite different?
Yes.
The second place from the beginning?
I see.
You were just running, weren't you?
Ah, this is...
This is crazy!
Eiya-san's car is crazy, isn't it?
That's right.
There's a lot going on right now.
What?
It's about 900!
The second place from the beginning?
I see!
But this project is...
She's the worst at it, so do your best, Rea-chan.
What?!
She said she's the worst at it.
She said it herself.
That's dirty!
But we'll win.
I hope you all do your best, especially Kiyoka- san.
Kiyoka-san, I'm counting on you.
Kiyoka-san...
I'm counting on you.
Okay!
So...
That's it.
What we're going to do is already over.
That's not true!
Right?
So...
Next...
Fukuro will...
Fukuro.
Since we don't have much time, let's ask Fukuro about her enthusiasm.
What?!
First, Ojima-san!
Yes!
Next...
You're in first place now.
Next is Fukuro.
What do you think? Do you want to go all out?
Of course I want to finish in first place like this.
I see.
So you'll use various techniques?
That's right.
I see.
I'll do my best in the second half like I did in the first half.
I see.
Also, we'll ask people who didn't stand out today.
Let's ask Takahashi-san.
What are you talking about?!
Let's go, Takahashi-san!
What are you talking about?!
But I didn't eat crackers or anything like that.
She's moving her legs now!
That's not fair!
By the way, everyone!
Let's decide on the rules for moving your legs during the broadcast!
Let's not do it!
Not do it?!
Only Kiyoki-san will do it.
What?!
Kiyoki-san is the oldest among us, so...
I'll do my best!
We have to give her a handicap.
Physically, too.
Right?
This is Hakone Station, right?
Hakone Station is also...
Yes, it is.
So it's the first time we're giving her a handicap.
That's right!
There's quite a gap in age.
Yes.
Kiyoki-san did a good job.
Also, you did your greetings well.
So you get 100 points!
Thank you!
5 points!
Yes.
Asahi-san, how was it?
Yes.
This is...
I'm sorry.
I didn't stand out much, but...
I have no choice but to do my best.
It's not about standing out.
Yes, it's a personal match.
Yes.
Handicaps are harder than you think.
Yes.
So...
I want to do my best to do it as soon as possible.
That's a very meaningless comment.
Is that okay?
That's it!
Is it okay?
I'm looking forward to it, but is it okay?
But I think we'll do it seriously.
We'll do it seriously, but...
Yes.
There will be no false love.
We did it earlier, but...
Yes.
I want to do it seriously and aim for my goal.
You talked a lot, but it was completely meaningless.
Is it okay?
I'm sorry.
Is it okay?
Is it okay with today's result?
Today's result is this.
Please.
If there's anyone who wants to talk about it, we're waiting for you.
What?
We're waiting for you?
Yes, yes.
Oh, Tashima-san.
I'd like to get some advice from you, but...
I see.
How do you earn a lot of points?
It's a little different from a marathon ball, but...
Yes.
Advice...
Looking at all of this today, I was going to give you some advice, but...
Yes.
There's no advice at all.
Yes.
Is that so?
Huh?
Is there no one who can give you advice?
I'm 11 years in the industry, but...
I've never been so nervous in my life.
Yes.
It looks like a group of people who only do sexual acts, doesn't it?
Absolutely.
We're serious.
Are you looking forward to tomorrow?
Yes.
Finally, two white members will be decided.
Yes!
See you around the bath.
Good-bye!