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♪ Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ya-pa-ya ♪
I-Dolling!
♪ Pa-pa-pa-ya! ♪
♪ Hashiretori yo kaze no you ni ♪ ♪ Run, bird, like the wind ♪
♪ Iki no naka o karuku hayaku ♪ ♪ Run lightly and quickly through the trees ♪
♪ Warai koe o kiri ni makeba ♪ ♪ If you listen carefully to my laughter ♪
♪ Akaru ni hikari o kaze ni nemu yo ♪ ♪ I'll be your bright light ♪
♪ Hey! Sing it with me! ♪
♪ I'm selfish, give me love, give me love, give me love ♪
♪ Party and dancing, give me give me love ♪
Now, it's started.
I'm the host of "idling", Marso of "virtual" team. Nice to meet you.
I'm the host of "sexy" team, Morimoto of "sexy" team. Nice to meet you.
Yes.
This program is about "idling" girls who are growing up as idols.
Yes, and it's broadcasted every Wednesday and Thursday from 2:45 p.m. every year.
Please watch it.
Yes, then let me introduce "idling".
"idling" girls are growing up as idols.
First of all, please introduce today's theme.
First of all, please give us the present you want from Santa Claus.
Yes, I'm Tomoka Tomoka, the member of "idling" team.
The present I want from Santa Claus is a trip.
I see.
I'm Yoka Yoka, the member of "idling" team.
The present I want from Santa Claus is something warm.
Wow!
Like a cat, like a cat.
I'm Furina Furina, the member of "idling" team.
The present I want from Santa Claus is a computer.
I'm Hitomi mitakawa, the member of "idling" team.
The present I want from Santa Claus is a lot of coupons.
I'm Nasuhino Nasushi of "idling" team.
The present I want from Santa Claus is a machine that makes you smarter.
I'm Kioki Chaumi of "idling" team.
The present I want from Santa Claus is an absolute lottery.
I'll be looking forward to it.
Yes, I'm Hitomi Omigake, 17 years old.
The present I want to receive from Santa is beauty goods!
I'm 19 year old Tatsubana Irika.
What I want from Santa is a ticket for next year's Shinkansen.
I'm 20 year old Okawai.
What I want from Santa is fashionable things!
I'm 21 year old Hashimoto Kaito.
What I want from Santa is Naorin!
I'm 22 year old Kuwata Ruka.
What I want from Santa is Naorin No. 2!
I'm 23 year old Ito Yuna.
What I want from Santa is a lot of clothes!
I'm 25 year old Kotoko Haru.
What I want from Santa is a radio controller!
I'm 26 year old Ogima Tsuka.
What I want from Santa is Yumeno Queen's annual passport!
I'm 27 year old Takahashi Kurumi.
What I want from Santa is Santa every day presents!
I'm 28 year old Kana Akita.
What I want from Santa is glittery things!
I'm 29 year old Tamagawa Ram.
What I want from my fans is something girls want.
I'm Ria Keak from Ireland.
What I want from my fans is a lottery ticket.
You guys are so greedy.
You guys are greedy.
If it's the most realistic, it's Serina's computer.
I'm happy.
I want to see as many smiles as possible.
Today is December 24th, Christmas Eve.
There are many couples in Odaiba.
What are your plans for Christmas Eve?
It's already decided.
Channel and food.
I can't say this spicy food on TV.
What?
I want you to say something like that.
It's not good.
It's Christmas Eve, but do you like Christmas?
Yes!
Today we will have a fun segment like Christmas.
Let's have fun!
Let's have fun, fans!
And we have a happy announcement for you!
What is it?
Since it's Christmas Eve, we have prepared a wonderful Christmas present for you!
Now, everyone!
Yes, either way is fine.
Please listen carefully.
Merry Christmas!
Huh? This S.E. is...
I can hear something.
A bell S.E. on Christmas...
Only that person is here!
That person in the red bell is here!
Merry Christmas!
Speaking of Christmas...
A man in a red costume and a car is here!
Merry Christmas!
I want to see you too!
Santa Claus is not that kind of person!
Merry Christmas!
Can I say it?
Yes!
Thank you!
Merry Christmas!
Thank you, Santa Claus!
A present for everyone! A nice present!
Did you all receive it?
Yes!
Everyone...
What is this?
It's that!
This is...
This is that!
Do you remember the legendary project we did in the beginning of the show?
The legendary project! It's been 5 years since we did this segment
Christmas special project! Kushami Bingo Tournament!
Today, we would like to give presents to the fans who came to our studio
In advance, we will give you a 16-card bingo card with a random number of members
Do you have it?
Yes, we do
Idling members will use their nostrils and try to sneeze
Fans, please open the number of members who were able to sneeze
For fans who have a number of members who sneezed and a row of bingo cards
As a Christmas present, we will give you an IDLING self-made autographed T-shirt!
Wow, it's really self-made
It looks like this
This is pretty good, isn't it?
They wrote it with magic
Let's get excited
Only first-year students have experienced this
We did it in 2007 when we were 10 students
Do you remember, first-year students?
Yes, we do
It's surprisingly difficult and you need technique and timing
People with easy-to-come-out skin and people with hard- to-come-out skin will be separated
It means you have already inserted the first tissue
Tissues will invite the parliament
The official rule is to insert the first tissue
This is the official rule
I don't mean anything weird
It's erotic to imagine such a thing
It's Christmas Eve, so I'll say it again
I'm getting excited, sorry
So, first-year students who have already inserted the first tissue
What is it?
It's nothing
You've grown up
It's not like that
You don't usually use difficult words
We use difficult words in many places
We insert cards and many other things
We insert tissues
It's weird
What is it?
Are you stupid?
First-year students who have already inserted the first tissue
Please give us an explanation as an advisor
Second-year students and fifth-year students will be inserting the first tissue
How is it? Are you confident?
Yes, we are
Do you usually do it?
No, we don't
I'm not good at it
It's a little dangerous around here, so I sneeze right away
Even weak people do it?
Yes, even weak people do it
Are you ready?
What is it?
Wait a minute
Kiyoko, how old are you?
I'm 13 years old.
You're a little young.
It's too early for you.
Kiyoko, you've changed a little.
It's too early for a 13-year-old girl.
We were 15 years old, too.
What?
You were special students.
Special students?
Hey, Yokoyama!
Can you do me a favor?
You're in the same agency, right?
Why?
You're in the same agency, so you should do it.
You're a senior, so you should do it.
You should do it when you're an adult.
When I'm an adult?
It's too early for an elementary school student.
I see.
No, middle school students.
It's too early for middle school students.
So you should do it.
Thank you.
Kiyoko, you should do it, too.
Okay.
You should do it when you sneeze.
Okay, let's start.
What?
How old are you, Tamagawa?
I'm 15 years old.
You're a middle school student?
I'm a third-year middle school student.
A third-year middle school student?
It's too early for you.
You should do it.
Don't complain about it.
It's too early for you.
It's not early for me.
I'm the same age as her.
Then you should do it.
You should do it.
Tamagawa-san, I'm sorry. It's too early for you.
Let's do it when you are in your 20s.
Watch and learn.
Please change your pose.
Watch and learn.
Finally, you can do bingo more proudly than Hanako.
Everyone, let's do our best!
The customers made their bingo cards with the numbers of 1st and 4th generation.
Really?
That's right. They made it from the beginning.
It was a plan.
Let's do it. Stand by!
Let's do it.
Watch and learn.
If you don't watch and learn, you will fail.
Let's do it. Bingo.
Start!
Let's do it.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1!
You can only do it if you are older.
Watch and learn.
How is it?
Can you do it, Kibushi-san?
How is it, Kibushi-san?
I can't do it.
How is it, Yomoto-san?
How about you, Sakai-san?
I can't do it.
How about you?
Can you do it?
I can't do it.
How about you, Yomoto-san?
I can't do it.
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
This time you will never do it.
No!
Pearl! Pearl! Pearl! Pearl!
Pearl! Pearl! Pearl!
Pearl! Pearl! Pearl! Pearl! Chips! Chips! Pearl! Chips!
Yomoto-san will do it, so #9 will do the nose- raising.
OK, Sakai-san! Sakai-san! Sakai-san!
No good!
I can't do it!
Sakai-san, you are not doing it well.
You're not doing it well.
I can't do it!
You're not doing it well.
Tears are coming out.
This is Osaka's new artist.
Okay!
I can't stop crying.
What's wrong?
Is this project that fun?
I can't stop crying, but I can't stop sneezing.
How is it, everyone?
How is it?
Please vote for number 14.
That's amazing.
Ms. Kawamoto!
No!
That's not it!
It's not coming out!
It's a chip.
Tears are coming out.
Did you know that it was about to come out?
Wait, this is...
Ms. Asai, was it about to come out?
No, I just sneezed normally.
What?
For you, sneezing is a treasure, isn't it?
Because...
Let's see the result.
Okay, Ms. Nagano!
Face, face, face!
Oh, no, oh, no...
What is this?
What is this...
What is this?
What is this project?
What is...
What is this?
It's not coming out?
Yes, it's coming out!
Yes, yes, yes...
It's not coming out. It's not coming out at all.
Try finding various points.
Points. There are points. Points.
It's good to look at the light.
Light, light.
It's dazzling and difficult.
There is always a pot. Your own.
Each one is different.
What is it?
I've never thought about it.
It's coming out! It's coming out!
It's coming out!
My nose is running.
No! No!
Everyone, you have to be prepared. It's going up.
It's not coming out. It's not coming out.
It's not coming out.
It's not coming out at all.
Go for it! Go for it!
Go for it!
Okawa-san, what are you doing?
Eh?
What are you doing?
Aren't you putting in too much?
It's okay. It's okay.
Aren't you putting in too much?
Completely...
Yes! Can you do it?
You can't do it.
Are you okay?
You're sticking out of your eyebrow.
It's sticking out of your head.
It's funny.
Are you okay?
What should we do?
It's not coming out.
Ms. Ejija.
It's not coming out.
No, no, do it properly.
What is it?
You can't use it.
It's not coming out at all.
There are only two left.
Tissue, please.
Look at this.
It's dirty.
Ms. Kurata.
It's gone.
What is it?
It's itchy.
Okay!
Okay, stop!
Let's stop for now.
For now, there are only two people left.
Ms. Yokoyama and Ms. Asai.
It's itchy.
Ms. Asai and Ms. Asai.
There are only three people left.
I'm going to say "reach" now.
Where do you want me to reach?
Who do you want me to reach?
Ms. Tonoka!
If you reach Ms. Tonoka, the audience will reach you.
Ms. Yurippe!
Ms. Yurippe will also reach you.
I know.
Who do you want me to reach?
Ms. Ruka.
I'm sorry.
There are still people left.
Who do you want me to reach?
Ms. Yurippe!
I'm sorry.
Ms. Yurippe has four people left.
There is one more person in the middle.
There are a lot of people.
Ms. Yuna and Ms. Machi.
Ms. Miyaki.
Everyone, you have to do your best.
I'm sorry.
Those people's dreams are on your shoulders.
I'm sorry.
Please.
Now, let's go again. Start!
No, you're late!
No, no, like this...
You know how to do it, don't you?
No, no, like this...
Like this, like this, like this...
You definitely did it with this effort.
You did it with this effort!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no...
Flying, flying, flying, flying, flying...
You did it, but...
Yes.
Ms. Tonooka!
Yes?
Ms. Tonooka!
Yes?
What?
I can only see your tears.
Right?
It's better if you do it from below, right?
In a TV show, you barely speak or sneeze.
It's impossible for you to end like this for 30 minutes.
Right?
Are you going to end like this?
Do your best!
At least sneeze!
Do your best, everyone!
Right?
Isn't it too close?
Right?
Hmm?
Are you okay?
It looks like it's coming, but...
There's a Yuripe Town, Yuripe Town.
It's itching!
Hmm...
Are you okay?
Should I do it for you, ma'am?
It's okay!
It's dangerous!
It's okay!
I don't want it! I definitely don't want it!
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay...
It's a disease! It's a disease!
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay...
It's a disease!
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay...
Sneeze, sneeze...
Wow!
Sneeze, sneeze, sneeze...
It doesn't go in!
Wait a minute!
Don't do it!
Even if you get wet with nose water...
It's still coming out!
It's embarrassing!
It's nose water!
It's nose water gravity!
It's like this!
Stop it!
Isn't it okay, date?
Doesn't it go in? Doesn't it go in?
It definitely goes in!
Everyone, concentrate! Concentrate!
Everyone, you can do it!
Seriously...
You can do it!
Let me see. Let me see.
You have to go further in.
You're doing it! You're doing it! You're doing it!
The living room in the back is huge!
This is what it looks like in the back.
The sunlight is good, too.
It's not coming out at all!
Is there anyone who wants to go further in?
There is someone who wants to go further in!
Is there anyone who wants to go further in?
I want to go all the way in, but...
It's not coming out at all!
It says you have to go home with a nosebleed and a nosebleed, but can you go home?
Hey!
You're too slow!
Goto's sneeze is different!
Goto's sneeze...
It's not attractive!
It's not the so-called sneeze! It's not the so- called sneeze!
It's not "kushun"!
It's "hun"!
Hun! Kun!
You can do it! You can do it!
There's also "double"! You can go for "double"!
You can go for "double"! You can go for either of them!
Wasn't it like this back in the day?
I think it came out more.
Or...
Like...
Like... You can make a lot of these things that look like demon's sticks and...
You can make them swing around and...
It looks attractive!
I want you to do it! I want you to do it!
You have entered a new room!
Will it come out? Will it come out? Will it come out?
Don't look over here!
Huh? Was she from "Box"?
Was she from "Box"?
No, no.
No! Stop crying!
Double?
Are you guys going to crush it like this?
Is it really going to end like this?
4 minutes left!
Hey, lady!
There's no proof.
You should have raised it a little earlier.
I have my own slogan.
Ms. Akoto!
Wait, it didn't come out.
What is it?
I have a new voice.
What is it?
I'm sorry!
Take care of it!
I don't like it anymore!
Take good care of it!
Don't waste it!
That's amazing.
I have a new voice.
This is going to be the worst show this year.
This is bad.
This is going to be on TV.
You're doing well, so hang in there!
Okay, lady!
It's not coming out.
Close! Close! Close!
Hang in there!
Everyone, hang in there!
Hang in there!
Okay, hang in there!
Hang in there!
Okay, lady!
Okay, congratulations, lady!
It just came out!
One bingo person.
I can't do it anymore!
I'll do it for you.
Put it under your nose and do it.
I thought it was a second word.
I heard it's better to be hard.
You have two minutes left.
Dad, you're swallowing your sneeze.
Hey, Tonoka. You're experienced, aren't you?
You only have one minute left.
She's sneezing all the time.
Sneezing right away is a skill you need for an entertainer.
Congratulations!
Oh, there's three of you.
It's too late.
I'm doing it, so you should do it.
You might want to take it off at that time.
She's sneezing all the time.
She's really sneezing all the time.
Why?
I can't stop sneezing.
Wait, it's dangerous here.
That was fast!
She was doing it over there.
She went in and did it with her mouth.
If you drop it and look at it, you'll collapse.
You have one minute left.
That was fast!
Do your best!
Do your best! I didn't sneeze today. I didn't do anything today.
Do your best!
If you didn't get a bingo, after recording, take the card with four holes in it to the staff.
Please.
Okay.
Do your best!
Okawa-san.
Even if you get a bingo at the end, you came here again.
Even if you get a bingo for a few seconds at the end...
Say goodbye and end it there, Okawa-san.
Okay, so at the end of the day...
I didn't see it!
You didn't see it?
I didn't see it!
Okawa-san! Okawa-san!
Will it come out?
It won't come out!
It won't come out at all!
It came out when we were processing it.
This is bad!
You've worked hard, haven't you?
You've worked hard this year!
Last year we came out a lot.
Right? I see, I see.
This year... I see.
You didn't come out of the first grade.
I see.
You didn't come out of the first grade.
Was everyone so loud?
What?
It was really loud.
How was it? It takes a lot of energy, doesn't it?
Who came out today?
What did you come out of today?
It depends on whether you came out or not.
You came out a lot.
After all, Tachimaru-san, you're hardly in the video.
That's right.
Wait a minute.
That's right.
You were doing it in a low voice, weren't you?
I was doing it too seriously.
I guess it's because you're out of breath.
That's scary.
Because...
Goto-san has a bad sneeze.
The sneeze...
The sneeze is lame.
No, it's because you're sneezing over here.
That's right. You can't do it like that.
I'm tired.
It takes a lot of energy, doesn't it?
For now, since a few Bingo people came out,
I think you can handle the worst situation for now.
That's right.
Please look forward to it.
You never know when you'll do something like this.
It's a skill that will definitely help you in your future life.
Yes, that's it for the Christmas special project.
I did it for the Christmas special project.
That's amazing.
It's like an idol group.
Christmas special project.
It's been five years since I sneezed at Bingo.