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I-Drink!
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The I-Drink! show has begun. Thank you for having me.
I'm Morimoto, a Fuji TV announcer. Thank you for having me.
This show is for I-Drink! girls who are growing up as idol singers.
"I-Drink! Ground Wave" airs every Thursday at 8:45 p.m.
Let me introduce you to I-Drink!
I-Drink! Ground Wave
In this opening segment, we're in front of the studio's front desk.
The reason we're in front of the studio's front desk is for a certain project.
Yes, that's right.
I think this is the first time for I-Drink! girls to approach a mysterious world.
Mysterious world?
What do you imagine when you hear "mysterious world"?
I imagine something mysterious and refreshing.
That's right. There's a mysterious image.
In human wisdom, it's called "unmeasurable mystery" beyond normal perception and theory.
I-Drink! girls succeeded in reproducing that mysterious world in I-Drink! girls' studio.
You're amazing, girls.
Nice to meet you. I-Drink! girls are approaching a mysterious world.
It's been a while since we did a challenging series.
First of all, please look at this.
What is this?
Morimo-san, please explain.
This time, we are going to talk about "Mysterious World of Idols".
These five members are gathered in the studio.
When they talk in their idol groups, for some reason, strange air flows in there.
These five members have the power to create a mysterious space beyond human knowledge.
From now on, these five members will introduce themselves one by one.
They will show off their own ideas, impersonations and one-shot gags.
Every time they show off their ideas, we will experience a mysterious world.
I'm looking forward to it.
Even though we know that these are their intentions, we will monitor them here.
But the audience doesn't know about it.
The audience will experience something more mysterious.
They will experience the real mystery.
So you can't hear us right now, can you?
No, we can't.
It's quite a mysterious situation right now.
What's going to happen?
The girls in the studio will show off their ideas and see what the mysterious world looks like.
It's a grand project that has never been done before.
It's too mysterious and scary.
But we will be witnesses of history.
Let's watch and learn.
We would like you to create your own mysterious world.
Who would like to go first?
There are many kinds of mystery.
That's right.
It's a luxury, isn't it?
It's not easy.
The best mystery is the one with the easiest to understand.
Ms. Tachibana, please.
I'm going to imitate a dog.
(imitating a dog)
That's it.
Wow!
That's amazing!
I didn't expect you to do it so quickly.
She did it with a loudspeaker.
I want to see the customer's face.
How is the customer doing?
That's amazing.
All of a sudden...
Oh, she's laughing!
What's wrong?
She's laughing a little.
She's trying to make me laugh.
She laughed a little, so you can rest assured.
The customer wants to laugh.
Who is next?
Ms. Nagano, please.
This is a secret.
The other day, when I went to Thailand for filming...
On my way back...
On my way back from the plane...
Did you go up?
On my way back from the plane...
The cabin attendant...
The staff...
They said "menu" in Japanese...
For some reason, I was given a plate written in Thai.
I'm sure the Thai people got it wrong.
The cabin attendant...
The staff...
The cabin attendant...
That's enough.
This is a mystery.
Mystery!
This is a mystery!
Amazing! That face!
No, no, no, no, no!
It's okay.
This story, when we told it to you, it was really funny and we laughed a lot.
Oh, you were excited?
Yes, so we wanted to show it.
You almost cried, didn't you?
I see.
It was going up!
It was going up, wasn't it?
It happens.
It was going up!
This is a mystery.
This is a mystery!
Mystery!
Don't worry!
We can't tell you!
Then...
The next one...
The story we just told you...
We couldn't tell you all of it, but you were nervous, weren't you?
Yes, I was.
I see.
Okay, let's go.
Ms. Nagano, one more time, please.
Do your best!
Okay.
I'll do an impersonation of Asahi Nao.
Nao, I'm really sorry, but when I tried to update my blog, I made a mistake and tried to copy it, and I cut it out.
That's all.
This is really mysterious.
Everyone, everyone watching this, everyone over there, everyone listening to what I said earlier, listen to it one more time.
Mysterious.
It's like you've forgotten something.
This is scary.
This is probably the most mysterious thing you have.
I thought everyone was going to do what I said earlier one more time.
What did you do?
It was a revenge.
It's not like you're going to say the same thing over and over again.
But you're bringing out something different.
It's a mysterious feeling that we can't perceive with our senses.
She has a nice face.
Now, next.
Yes, it's getting good.
Now, Mr. Goto, please.
Mysterious center.
I'm going to dance to Pink Lady's "S.O.S."
I've never seen it.
S.O.S. S.O.S.
Look, look, I'm calling you.
Today, someone else again.
Girl's pinch.
That's all.
Oh my god.
It's a secret.
Amazing.
How was it? It was amazing, wasn't it?
Amazing, amazing.
It was painful.
It was sudden.
It's not like you're laughing.
Do you want to laugh?
Amazing.
You're talented.
I think you've done it all.
Where did you get that answer?
What? What?
Maybe...
Maybe it's because it's relatable.
Maybe...
Maybe you're laughing and the audience is watching you.
Maybe it's like that.
You're not laughing, are you?
Why?
Are you making the audience laugh?
It's funny if you do it like that.
They're watching you.
It's funny.
Let's move on.
Who is this person?
Ms. Ishida, please.
Now, I will imitate Shinchan Kreion.
That's all.
It ended a little early.
And it was all in flow.
But you have the most satisfied face.
That's all.
Now, let's continue.
Kiyoku, please.
Now, I will do "ayin" exercise.
When I say "everyone, say it with a loud voice", say "ayin", please.
Then, I will do it.
Everyone, say it with a loud voice!
ayin
"ayin" "ayin" "ayin"
That's all.
That was the highest level of mystery.
She ignored me.
She wore Reia-chan's T-shirt.
She is a fan of Reia-chan.
Even though she is a fan of Reia-chan, she didn't wear it.
I like her, but that's a different story.
That's terrible.
That was the highest level of mystery.
That's right.
Now, let's continue.
Tachibana-san, please.
Scary.
I will imitate a cat in my neighborhood.
Meow.
That's it.
Look.
Wow.
It wasn't that good, was it?
You needed a cat in your neighborhood.
You didn't have to have one in your neighborhood.
Yes.
What?
Why are you laughing?
What is this?
It's embarrassing, isn't it?
Let's continue.
Ms. Nagano, please.
Yes.
I will do weird movements.
Applause?
Applause.
That's it.
Can you feel it?
Look at her face.
She is happy.
I see.
It's because you laughed.
Let me remove my nose hair.
Okay.
Ms. Nagano, please tell us what happened just now.
She is in a hurry.
She came twice in a row in the morning.
Yes.
What happened just now...
I want to be a woman who can do weird movements like Okawa Ai.
She is doing it wrong.
She is doing weird movements.
No.
She made a mistake.
What did you say?
Thai! Thai! Thai!
Amazing!
But...
She has such a bad face!
But you were laughing, so I think you were thinking about that.
No, Nagano-san.
Could you tell me about that Thai story?
Thai! Thai!
Amazing!
Is it possible?
Did you think about it?
Well...
When I went to Thailand...
The cabin attendant who brought me food...
After she gave me a plate of Thai...
The cabin attendant who brought me drinks...
She tried her best to communicate with the staff in Japanese...
But for some reason, I was told to speak English fluently...
I didn't know what I was saying at all...
But I was mistaken by a Thai person.
She was mistaken!
Are you okay?
I'm scared! I'm scared!
She was mistaken!
Nagano-san, you're a mystery!
You're a mystery!
Amazing!
Because of Masuno-san's mistake...
The biggest mystery was born!
It was amazing!
Everyone thought it was a weird move episode!
It's really amazing!
Amazing!
She's amazing!
She has a mysterious power!
She's amazing!
She's really amazing!
Goto-san, please.
Cleo-shin-chan will call you and you have to answer her.
You're getting her involved!
Mysterious people get involved a lot!
Hello, I'm Nohara Shinnosuke.
Come here, Shiro.
That's all.
Mysterious people get involved!
It's common in the world of mysteries.
You two...
You two have become mysteries.
Mysteries...
This...
Even though Yuripe is imitating a dog...
That's right!
Shiro is imitating a dog...
She didn't want to get involved, did she?
She's looking down on you again.
She's looking down on you again!
That's amazing!
Goto-san, you have a lot of potential!
That's right!
That's amazing!
Next...
Yes...
In this, Ishida-san...
Ishida-san, please.
I'm going to imitate Hamasaki Ayumi-san now.
Wow!
Let's go together in the blue sky!
That's all.
That voice doesn't sound like you!
Right?
It doesn't sound like you at all.
It was your usual husky voice, wasn't it?
That's right.
Customers...
Are you crying, customers?
Are you okay?
That's amazing!
Are you okay?
Huh?
What is it?
There's something here.
What is it?
There's something mysterious here.
What's going to happen?
What is it?
Is it a snack?
A snack?
What do you mean?
It looked like a snack.
What do we do about it?
Are they going to do something?
Huh?
A dog?
It must be a dog food.
It's stylish.
Wait a minute.
Something mysterious is happening.
It's cute.
What is it?
It's back!
What is it?
It's back!
This...
What is it?
Mister left something over there, didn't he?
This is...
It must have been a dog food.
Huh?
What is it?
Dogs are indeed mysterious.
It's back!
Maybe, maybe, they put the food over there and the dog came to eat it,
and they were wondering if they would do something for you,
but they didn't listen to the dog and a new mystery was born
That's amazing!
Whose dog is that?
Karen's
Karen!
A dog?
Yes
But Karen didn't go at all
Isn't it just a mystery store?
What is it?
It's amazing
Amazing
Mysteries are mysterious
That's right
It's amazing
Let's continue like this
Ms. Kiyoku, please
I'm going to be a weird old man now
Weird old man, weird old man gets
That's it
What's with the original arrangement?
But 'gets' is Dandy Sakano's line
It's not 'weird old man', is it?
It's about the first time I've seen two jokes like this
Since 'lamines'
Right?
Amazing
It's getting harder and harder
No way
It's a mystery plus another mystery and creates an even bigger mystery
Amazing
'gets' is...
Both of them were sensational
That's right
It's a one of a kind joke
That's right
Let's continue
Tachibana-san, please
Now, I will sing "Runner" by Bakufu Slambu-san.
Why?
That's all.
It's a little funny, isn't it?
It's a little funny.
I don't want to see it again.
Look!
She is happy.
It came out this way.
I see.
Because a dog came out...
The funny content was about dogs.
It's a dog.
It's a little more interesting than before, isn't it?
Is she eating it?
She is eating it.
Nagano-san, please tell us an episode about Thailand.
I'm scared of this.
Yes, in Thailand, Thai food is very delicious.
Thai food in the airport is also very delicious.
Please tell us an episode about cabin attendants.
Yes.
After all, I realized that cabin attendants and Thai people made a mistake twice.
That's all.
I think it's well transmitted in me.
I see.
I think it's a continuation.
That's right. It's a mystery.
I will tell you an episode in more detail.
It's amazing.
Look! She is satisfied with her face.
Nagano-san, you are amazing.
You are a genius.
It's amazing.
Botou-san, please.
Cheese
I will imitate "cheese" who answers to Anpanman.
cheese
That's all.
You are born now.
No, no, no!
You are indeed mysterious.
You are born now.
A very mysterious thing is born.
You are born now.
Right?
You are born now.
Good.
Huh? Gotou-san?
Gotou-san, please.
What should I do?
From the anime "Naruto", I will do a technique of "Naruto"'s rival "Sasuke".
Technique?
I will kill you!
That's all.
It bloomed.
It really bloomed.
What is this?
This is really happening.
This is amazing.
Ishida-san, please.
The other day...
The other day, when I was about to brush my teeth...
When I was about to brush my teeth...
I was surprised by the toothpaste entering my mouth. That's all.
She's going to be born! She's going to be born!
She's born!
That's her little episode, isn't it?
She mistook toothpaste for toothpaste and used it.
But it's not bad, is it?
I think it's a story about mimicking someone or one-shot jokes.
She doesn't think it's mysterious.
It's really funny.
Dogs are the funniest. Dogs can't climb.
Dogs are the funniest.
Cute!
Dogs can't climb!
I want to climb it somehow because my owner is there.
Let's go.
Kiyoku, please.
I'm going to imitate Sugi-chan now.
That's wild!
That's all.
Now, finally, can you close this book?
Yes.
Ms. Nagano, please tell us about that episode.
Yes.
The cabin attendant in Thailand mistook me for that amazing person.
So, I was a little happy.
That's all.
It's a mystery that doesn't fit in.
A mystery that doesn't fit in.
This is interesting.
That's amazing.
We're always together, so we know it's a mystery.
How about you, Mr. Masuno?
I've been doing this show for six years.
And I've been doing it with you for many years.
So I know what you're going to do.
And you know the rules of comedy.
You can't control that person for years.
Ms. Nagano.
When you hit a round ball like this, it comes back like this, right?
Yes.
You don't know where that person is going to fly to.
Usually...
Please tell us about that episode.
You don't think about it, do you?
Yes.
A mysterious thing that you've never imagined will happen.
When you talk to an older person, you may get a little excited.
I see.
Let's look at the studio one more time.
What's going on now?
What are you thinking about?
I think you are thinking about the video of horse riding.
How about you?
I don't know what to do.
It's amazing.
Did you feel the mystery?
It was mysterious.
I want you to do it again.
It's hard to broadcast like this on TV.
Thank you, everyone.
Lastly, please say something.
First of all, Tachibana-san.
Please look back and say something.
A little beast was walking there.
That's all.
Kiyoku-san, please.
There was a dog around here and it licked my finger.
That's all.
I see.
I say the same thing as the person in front of me.
I may say it again.
Ishida-san, please say something other than "dog".
Is it easy to say something about a dog?
Yes.
Well, this time I was nervous, but I was very happy that my fans laughed at me. Thank you very much.
You are serious.
Ms. Kiyoku, please.
I was happy that my fans laughed at me like this today, and I hope it will continue like this in the future.
You are right!
It happens in live shows and events.
You are right!
Mr. Goto, please say something to your fans.
This time, I felt like my heart was tested.
And the dog moved a lot.
Please don't say "dog".
Please say "dog" and "fans" only.
Well, I think my heart became stronger and stronger.
That's all.
Ms. Kiyoku, please.
I will do my best in the future.
If you say the same thing here, you will be eliminated.
I will do my best in the future.
Amazing!
I'm getting emotional.
I have to say something funny.
I see!
And I should say the same thing as the previous person.
Don't you realize?
There's something like that, too.
I see.
I don't realize it.
It's mysterious.
Mysterious.
I don't know what to say.
Say something.
It's amazing.
I'm getting emotional.
I don't know what to say.
It's mysterious.
I don't know what to say.
Finally, Ms. Nagano.
Lastly, Ms. Nagano.
Please tell us your complete version of the episode about Thailand.
As I assumed, Thailand is a wonderful country.
I would like to go there by airplane again.
That's all.
Thank you very much.
That's all.
Thank you very much.
I can't believe it!
Can it be true?
You said it was a complete episode but you closed it
It's scary to go beyond mystery
It's scary, it's scary
But fans know about it right?
Fans know about it for sure
She didn't know about it for sure
Amazing
Yes, that's how it is
There is a lot of mystery hidden in idol world
It's scary
I was surprised
It was amazing
It will be an encouragement in the future
That's right
When you're down, let's watch this part
That's right
We'll be fine
That's right
That's all for Idol World's Mysterious World
Goodbye!