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[Idol Club]
Idol Club!
Hello, I'm Kato, the idol club president.
I'm the TV announcer, Maiko Saito.
This program is for girls who are growing up as idols.
It airs every Wednesday and Thursday at 12:45 p.m. on Idol Club.
Please watch it.
Now, let me introduce you to Idol Club!
Let me introduce you to today's program.
Now, let's move on to this segment.
It's called "Ending".
Masino san, we've only just started, but you're saying "ending" all of a sudden?
It's not "ending", it's "endingung".
What?!
"Endung"?
Well, well, don't make a fuss, don't make a fuss.
Why are you making a fuss?
Don't make a fuss!
Everyone, listen up! Like I said in the show, this is our 7th appearance.
Yes, it's amazing, isn't it?
If it weren't for you, we wouldn't be here.
Well, how can we make this show even better?
I've watched all of these 950 episodes from corner to corner.
You're lying!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
That's definitely a lie!
Of course it is! I've watched them twice!
What?!
You don't have to watch it twice!
I've noticed an important weak point of you all.
Yes, a weak point.
Yes, Tonoko san, what do you think it is?
Eh, what could it be? There's a lot of people.
Yes.
I'm sorry!
There's that too, but...
Eh, really?
This show will have an end-roll at the end, won't it?
Yes.
That's quite unpleasant, isn't it?
Yes.
It makes you nervous, doesn't it?
Yes, it does.
That closing remark doesn't seem to have been conveyed well to the viewers, doesn't it?
That's true.
The closing remarks of a show are very important.
If that doesn't go well, the image of the show will be bad.
On the contrary, if that goes well, everything will be fine.
Therefore, for you all this time, we will have you practice closing remarks.
That is today's ending remark.
Eh, that's amazing!
Yes.
How will you practice closing remarks, Saito san?
Yes.
Please explain.
Understood.
We will have you do a setting called "ending magica" and have you do an ending remark talk.
Yes.
End-rolls will be played at that time.
Therefore, the members who have been assigned by Masuno san will close the show comfortably.
Yes.
As for who I will assign for the ending...
I haven't decided it myself until the show ends.
I don't know.
So, please be prepared to be assigned at any time.
Is that okay?
Yes.
End-rolls will be played at any time.
Therefore, for you all this time, we will have you do an ending remark talk.
That is, for you all to do an ending remark talk, Masuno san will be able to judge and judge individually.
Yes.
So, please do your best and have a talk.
Yes.
Let's go.
Kikun san!
Yes, please come here.
Everyone, please go to the back entrance.
I'm nervous about this.
It's because you are used to it.
Yes.
How is it? Are you busy?
What is it all of a sudden? I'm doing it little by little.
When you are involved in Twitter, the recording usually doesn't go well.
No, it's not like that.
I'm worried that something happened.
It's not what Masuno-san says, but it's spreading little by little.
When I'm involved with someone, a guy who says "it's okay" comes.
I'm worried.
It's all different.
Is that so? I'm always worried.
It's always fun.
Masuno-san.
So, is it okay?
Yes.
The first one is this guest!
There are a lot of people.
It's a lot of people.
It's a lot of people. It's amazing.
Masuno san, what kind of idol group do you think you are?
Negative idol group.
Let me say it again. What kind of idol group do you think you are?
We are negative idol group!
Don't you usually have a close talk?
No, if you're all negative, it's a little...
Well, everyone...
Most of the idol group members are negative.
That's right.
How about you, Yurippe?
Isn't that serious?
It's not serious.
It's positive to pretend to be negative.
No, it's not negative.
Negative hand! Negative hand!
Stop it! Stop it!
No, but...
What will happen to me in the future?
No, it's too early for that!
Are you worried?
I can't sleep at night, either.
Yesterday and tomorrow, I have a program recording.
If I have to show my belly in "Batsminton" again, what should I do?
Do I have a proper stomach treatment?
If I do that, I can't sleep.
I see.
How about you, Umeko?
You're always a little negative.
At this age, do you think it's okay to be here?
It's heavy!
You're doing a lot of things.
Yesterday...
You're doing a lot of things.
You're 23 years old.
You're drinking a lot of alcohol.
It's a recording.
It's heavy!
It's a recording.
You're drinking a lot of alcohol.
You'll do more of that kind of work.
Yes.
It's about time.
At least live a cheerful life!
Yes!
Okay, Tonoka-san!
Please say something negative!
Ah...
Will it come tomorrow?
It's dark!
It's dark, isn't it?
But we were able to have a casual talk.
What is this? It's poignant!
This is what it was like in the front row.
If you're watching this after the talk has started, this is really how you feel, isn't it?
What do you think about this?
When you hear the title "Negative Element", you all try to simulate it so you can wear it whenever you want, right?
It's difficult.
It's because you have to talk at the same time.
You have to progress two brains at the same time.
And you end up saying something that has nothing to do with it.
In most cases, you end up saying something that was exciting or interesting at the end of the talk.
You don't say a word of "tontsu".
I was surprised!
It was more pleasant for me to end up with a "awawawa" rather than a "span" because of my bad habit.
That was good, wasn't it?
That was good.
Let's do it one more time!
This is scary.
We did it once, twice, and thrice.
Everyone, do your best.
Masano-san, what is the next idol group?
An idol group with a lot of sarcasm in conversation.
Everyone, what idol group are you?
We are an idol group with a lot of sarcasm in conversation.
What does this mean?
Everyone, let's decide it quickly.
Let's decide it quickly and say "beraberabera".
Is it okay?
It's true that there are a lot of you.
Asahi, what is your habit?
It's not like that.
It's not like that!
Um... Asahi...
I'm sorry!
I made a mistake!
It's not "debo"!
I'm sorry!
It's not like that!
It's so embarrassing!
There are a lot of sounds in conversation like "bashi" and "keshi" and "gucha".
It's not like that!
There are a lot of "yuna" in conversation, right?
Yes, I always say "banban".
What do you say?
I say a lot of words and it makes me feel good.
It's true that it makes you feel good.
What are the words you say recently?
"dondon".
"dondon" is something you say a lot.
What about you, Ramu-chan?
When I say "shun" or "mono" I say "pin" or "kyun" or say weird things.
You say that a lot.
Lastly, as my mission, I ask Miyake-san for a wish-it!
Asahi-chan, please study hard!
Say "gion"!
I should have said "gion" just now.
I'm sorry.
You were careless.
I dropped my earring and changed into that outfit.
I was thinking if I should say "gion" or not.
That's scary!
What did you say when you said "gion"?
I didn't know what "gion" meant.
I was just thinking about it.
That's why "gion" means "buku-buku-buku".
Or "puri-puri".
Oh, I didn't know about that.
It means "puri-puri".
I see.
Let's do it one more time.
Let's do it.
Yes!
Chii-chan might come again.
You have to be ready.
So, Matsuno-san, what kind of idol do you think they are?
Okay, the next one is...
"Oiroge-mumumu idol".
Yes!
What kind of idol do you think they are?
We are...
"Oiroge-mumumu idol"!
That's a little weird.
Their posture and the way they sit...
I knew it.
They are a sexy group.
That's right.
They are called "the last girls of Heisei".
I knew it.
Wow.
As a representative of "Oiroge-mumumu"...
Yes.
What do you think?
I'm leading you.
That's right.
At least you should speak Japanese properly.
What do you want people to look at you for?
For me, it's my hair.
How about you, Serina?
Well, you know, there are a lot of people like that in our group,
so I hope you don't get buried.
Choma, can you talk properly?
No, I can't.
There's no one who doesn't get buried.
I've been waiting for you.
It's okay, Reia-chan, Reia-chan.
For me? I want people to look at my hair.
I see, so it's your hair.
I always get buried a lot.
Yes.
Isn't that one-way idling?
Is there anyone who gets buried the most?
No one?
But Yokoyama-san, you're sexy.
Me? Really?
I guess I'm old-fashioned.
Everyone's a little old-fashioned.
You don't look old-fashioned.
Everyone's a little different.
Lastly, Okawa-san.
Yes.
Can you say something to your fans?
I love you.
That's mean!
What?
I got it.
Everyone, in the end, you can drop it somehow.
You can laugh about it, but you're not good at talking about it.
The most sexy person.
There's no one here!
What are you careful about?
Just kidding!
This is just a pretense.
It's going to be full of that.
It's difficult, isn't it?
One last time!
Let's go with everyone coming forward.
What kind of idol do you think you are?
We're idols with silicon in our hearts.
As usual.
What kind of idol do you think you are?
We're idols with silicon in our hearts.
This is the first time in the TV industry.
It's amazing that you cut in there.
I'm very interested in it, too.
Everyone has silicon in their hearts.
Who was the first one to put it in?
Ryuna!
Who was it?
I searched it on the internet and it was at the top.
How often do you put it in?
I put it in regularly.
You haven't said it in a while.
I haven't said it in a while.
How about you, Ryuna?
I put it in once a month.
I put it in once a week.
But I haven't said it lately because I've been busy.
How about you, Etton?
Maintenance is important.
We're running out of time.
Lastly, we'd like to ask Mr. Nomoto, who's putting his whole body into it, to say a few words.
Next up is Silicon.
Next up is...
With all your might!
Um, excuse me.
The person who slipped just now...
I'm sorry!
Even though you said "I'm sorry I ate you."
I was so nervous that I said a lot of weird words.
I'm sorry!
I forgot!
Silicon was going up.
But I'm sorry for that.
You guys were the most realistic!
How about you, Saki?
Well, I think Nomoto-san was already thinking about it.
It was a pretty bad comment, wasn't it?
It's possible that it will end up like this.
I think it would have been better if you said it with more energy.
The comment itself was very interesting.
Don't you want to do it one more time?
I feel like it's getting better every time we do it.
Let's do it one more time!
But everyone, don't be discouraged!
Let's do our best!
Team! Team! It's a group!
So, Masumo-san, what kind of idol do you think these members are?
Very loud and big idols.
Everyone, what kind of idol are you?
We are...
Very loud and big idols!
She's only said 'wow'!
It's a talk show!
So, tell us about what you've been up to lately.
Gocchan, what have you been up to lately?
Lately? Lately, I've been...
I've been able to do a lot of things in the dorm.
Even in the dorm, Manami was able to shake things up.
I'm not lying!
I do it a lot!
You're energetic!
Lastly, Sakai-san! Please end the show!
Okay!
I'll drink sake again tomorrow!
What kind of idol is she?!
Her voice is loud, but her intentions are weird!
But it was fun!
She's energetic, so it might be fun!
Let's do it again with more energy!
Let's do it!
Okay!
You're moving a lot today!
Okay, Masumo-san!
What kind of idol is she?!
She's an energetic idol!
What kind of idol is she?!
We're energetic idols!
You're energetic and cute!
What do you mean by energetic and cute?
She's like that.
Everyone, Yuna...
Yuna...
Yuna is like that.
She's like that.
Is it easier for you to talk?
It's easier for me to talk.
I see.
Yuka is also like that.
Yes! Are you energetic?
Are you energetic?
You all seem energetic.
You don't look energetic.
Are you energetic?
If you're energetic, you can do anything.
Everyone has their own interpretation of it.
That's right.
You all seem to like Inoki a lot.
You like Inoki a lot, don't you?
There aren't many of you here today.
Yes, that's right.
Let's have Kurata-san close it out.
Kurata-san, please say something energetic!
Yes! Everyone...
One, two...
Are you energetic?
Yay!
You're not smiling!
Don't smile!
You're like a playwright.
Yes.
I couldn't smile.
You couldn't smile.
It's hard.
Your ability to respond is also trained.
You're called out right away and you're called out right away.
The moment Masuno-san called me "Inoki Idling",
it was very fast for me to become Inoki-san.
It was fast, wasn't it?
You've been trained for that, haven't you?
Yes.
Then...
Shall we do it one more time?
Shall we do it?
Yes!
Yay!
Then, Masuno-san...
What kind of idling is this member doing?
Then...
Let's see...
Charai idling!
Everyone, what kind of idling is this?
We are Charai Idling!
Nice to meet you!
Hello!
It's Charai!
Recently, Yuna has been called "Charai Charai"
That's right!
What are you doing recently?
I only went to Shibuya
Shibuya...
What are you doing in Shibuya?
Shibuya? Circus!
That's mean!
Circus...
I see, I see...
What are the other girls doing during their days off?
Like Ai-chan...
Seriously...
In Shibuya...
I go to Shibuya a lot...
Your image is dull...
That...
What is it?
31...
I eat it a lot!
You only eat ice cream!
Umeko too...
Ah, this person is Charai...
She changed...
She became Charai...
Charai became...
Roppongi became...
What?
A little more...
But I was surprised that Kurumin became Charai...
I knew it...
Giroppon became...
Yoyu?
Yoyu...
Then...
Asahi-san!
Please, Charai-kun!
Seriously!
Mamoru-kun!
What is it?
Mama's food is the best...
It's like...
Unexpected...
The way you say it...
Even though I'm Charai...
I see...
Surprisingly, I think of my mother...
I see, I see...
Cute!
I always go home properly!
I see...
I see, I see...
Charai-kun...
Oh...
It was fun...
Hey, Yuna...
Yuna, if you say you're really Charai...
It's like...
No, no... We have this thing called "Charai character"...
Yuna's hand gesture is like Charai...
I see...
So you were really good...
Thank you...
Alright, let's do it one more time!
Alright, Masuno-san, what kind of idol do you think these members are?
Bad personalities...
This is hard...
Alright, what kind of idol are you?
We are... Bad personalities idol!
Bad personalities idol!
These guys are bad personalities too!
Bad personalities idol!
Eh, Sakachi, are you bad personalities idol?
Bad personalities idol...
Today, when we came here, the school trip students saw us and said "ah, you're cute", but after that a few people said "eh, you're ugly", so I thought "these guys are really stupid"...
Stupid, stupid...
I see, I see...
Eh, but you guys all looked like you had good personalities, like Ton-chan...
Yeah, when we first came in, you guys were really pure...
Wait, do we even need to talk about that?
Right, you guys are scary, but you did say something...
Alright, Tamagawa-san, please!
Wait, isn't this recording really bad?
Her voice disappeared...
Her voice disappeared!
That's one of the reasons, the audience will laugh at you or you'll overlap with the music...
That's not good...
We have to say it quickly...
That's why you have to decide quickly...
Alright, so for the next topic, it's the last one!
Alright, please!
Alright, Masuno-san, what kind of idol do you think these guys are?
They're idols!
We're talking about idols, not groups!
Idols! Alright!
Alright, you guys are...
Idols!
Yes! We are... Idols!
Alright! Let's go!
Alright! There's nothing to say!
That's right! You guys are talking about idols, and you have something to say about idols.
This is hard!
Alright! Are you guys ready?
It's quiet in here!
But are you guys used to it?
Yes, we're used to it.
But it's fun.
I can talk with my seniors now.
Thank you!
Kurumin sent me an email recently for the first time.
I posted a picture of it, and I got a lot of unkind emails like "what is that?"
Do you guys exchange phone numbers first? Or do you do it somehow?
We do it somehow.
Who hasn't exchanged phone numbers yet?
Is there anyone who hasn't exchanged phone numbers yet?
I don't know...
You guys love it!
It's too much of a mission, and we don't have time for it.
No! We don't have time for "tell me again" anymore.
We need an excuse too.
Kii, it's been a while since you registered for Gotou- chan, right?
That might be it.
I used to change it quite a lot.
Lastly, let's have Kikuchi-san close it up.
Please close it up!
Lastly, this project.
Ivering is the best!
No, wait...
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
That's not it!
This is a serious role, everyone.
Is it over now?
It's over!
Oh, it was a serious role!
Oh, it's a serious role! But Ton-chan has been saying "Ami, you don't do it" in a low voice for a while now.
I could hear it a little, so I was shaking a little.
I was shaking, but...
But, everyone, think about it! It's a serious role! It's the last one!
That was the most correct, wasn't it?
Isn't that right? It's an idol cell.
What's wrong? What's wrong?
My personality is bad, and I've been called all sorts of things, and I have to say "you're the best", but...
There was something like that! There was something like that!
There was something like that!
Today's project is "Idols' endings are bad, so let's practice endings!"
That's right! That's right!
That's right!
This is a new course, isn't it?
But, no matter who you ask, I think the words just came out.
It came out...
Isn't it a little...
Isn't it? What is it like?
Self-esteem? What is it like?
Self-esteem?
It's not self-esteem! It's Japan! Japan!
I'm not good at it either.
That's right!
You're not good at it.
You're better at saying it from behind.
That's right! If people pay attention to me, I'll say it all at once!
That's right!
It's surprisingly difficult for you to say it standing like that. I knew that and said it!
But, if we were together on other programs, I'd say it because you're so kind!
Because it's fun!
I thought about what I should do at the end!
There's a lot of examples.
What kind of idol?
But, I've seen people who've gotten used to it.
They've gotten used to it, somehow.
To various characters.
Yes.
I thought I'd like to see you say "ah ah ah" more.
I thought about what it'd be like to be a normal idol who doesn't have anything.
I got nervous!
But, it's true that being a normal idol might be the most difficult.
But, surprisingly, the words just came out, didn't they?
I thought, "Oh, the words just came out!"
Isn't it good?
I thought, "Who should I wave to say "ah ah ah"?"
Ah! There's someone next to me!
I really wanted to run away at that moment!
I really wanted to run away!
Well, it's a pattern where you say "ah ah ah" and that's it.
That's right.
And there's one more thing.
When you introduce yourself, everyone says things you can't even say "ah ah ah", right?
If the theme of self-introduction is "favorite food"...
That's right.
If it's a normal idol group's normal idol show, you can say it normally,
but you're being asked to laugh now, so...
No, no, that's not it!
Every time you do an opening, you have to laugh out loud, right?
That's right, that's right.
Even after you say you can't say anything, people are still watching you.
No way!
Self-introduction is also difficult, right?
Well, there's also an on-demand ending at the end, right?
It's about who you're ending it with, right?
That's right.
Everyone... No one is looking at me!
I see.
Who hasn't spoken much today?
Did fifth graders speak?
Fifth graders spoke.
Did fifth graders speak?
Thank you!
Did they speak?
Did fourth graders speak?
They spoke!
Did third graders speak?
They spoke!
Did second graders speak?
They spoke!
They spoke, right?
Then, let's have Tonoka-san do it.
Do your best!
Today's general review, right?
How was today's project?
How should idol groups do it?
Well, let's hear it in one word, okay?
Let's hear it in one word, okay?
My eyes are already watering.
Well, with that, Tonoka-san, I'll end it with you, so...
Yes.
Please say something to the camera.
Yes!
Isn't there more questions?
Goodbye!