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[Idol Class]
Idol Class!
We're starting Idol Class now.
Thank you for joining us!
I'm Shizuka Nanba, a TV personality.
This show is about girls who are growing up as idols.
This show airs every Thursday at 4:45 p.m.
Please watch it!
Now, let me introduce you to Idol Class!
So, we'd like to send you off with these members, but...
Everyone...
Once again...
There's been a serious problem with Idol Class.
What is it?
Do you remember the battle between Mr. Kawamura and Mr. Mori?
Yes, we do.
In order for Mr. Kawamura to move forward...
He had to settle things with Mr. Mori.
So, we took this opportunity and settled things.
It was a shocking video, wasn't it?
Shocking...
Did you see it?
It was so disgusting that we had to edit it out.
Of course we did!
So, in order for Mr. Kawamura to move forward...
There's someone who has to settle things with Mr. Mori.
Who is it?
It's this person.
Uematsu-san!
Uematsu-san?
Yes, I'm AD's Uematsu-san.
Uematsu-san!
I don't know you! Why?
Yes, Uematsu-san is in this group of people who really want to settle this matter.
He's in this group of people.
Why? Why? Why?
After all, in order for Uematsu-san to move forward in life, he has to settle this matter.
That's why we'd like you to settle this matter.
In order for Uematsu-san's urgent plan, AD's Uematsu- san, to move forward in life, he has to settle this matter!
Uematsu-san has been doing idol activities for 5 years now.
Recently, you did your first direction.
From now on, you'd like to move forward in life.
However, there is a person that Uematsu-san really wants to settle this matter with.
Who is it?
The person I really want to settle this matter with is...
Director Mori!
Director Mori is a senior to Uematsu-san!
Yes, I can't forgive him!
What happened between Uematsu-san and Director Mori?
I've been covering this matter, so I'd like to report it.
I want to see it!
In order for you to move forward in life, there is a person you really want to settle this matter with.
This happened a few months ago.
Uematsu-san went out to eat with his senior staff while he was working.
When he came back to the staff room after eating,
an unbelievable sight jumped into Uematsu-san's eyes.
It turned out that Uematsu-san's favorite hat, which he cared about,
had been cut in half with scissors.
Uematsu-san lost his words in surprise.
What happened? Who did it?
The culprit was in that room.
Do you know why it happened?
When he looked back, Director Mori was there.
Uematsu-san couldn't answer at all.
"I don't know." He answered honestly.
Why don't you pick up the phone?!
Suddenly, Director Mori appeared with a demon-like face.
Uematsu-san picked up the phone in a hurry and was surprised.
Because there was a call from Director Mori on his phone like a demon.
If you ask me, Director Mori had a job for AD Uematsu, but he couldn't answer his phone no matter how many times he called him.
He hit Uematsu's hat in the staff room, which had no place to put it, and cut it off with scissors.
Why?
Uematsu, who lost his favorite Stussy hat, still can't forgive Director Mori.
That's all.
Yes, that's what happened.
Did you know about this incident?
No, we didn't.
Kawamura-san, how do you feel about this incident?
I will never forgive you.
No, no, it's not like that.
Kawamura-san, we're recording right now, we're sorry.
I'm asking you about this right now.
- This is terrible. - Terrible.
It's terrible when it comes to things.
You can say "wow" when you meet Master Uematsu later,
- but you don't know what it means when it comes to things. - That's right.
It wasn't like this at that time.
Have you ever seen a hat bandage?
Everyone, what would you do if you had a senpai like this?
No!
You don't have one at all? It's a fact.
It's just a fact.
There were a lot of other things, right?
Yes, there were.
On your day off, you'd get an unreasonable order.
- If you could say it earlier... - Unreasonable order?
Why?!
I'm asking you about Master Uematsu right now!
Right? Unreasonable order coming all of a sudden.
It's your day off, right?
- You should've said it earlier. - You should've said it earlier.
What is it with you?!
Are you an amateur?!
- I see. - Yes.
Regarding Master Uematsu's request this time,
just like last time, Director Mori agreed to accept it.
Yes, yes.
However...
While other staff members were in a random meeting at 3 AM,
they noticed something.
Huh? Doesn't this have nothing to do with ice cream?
What?!
What is it?!
And so, idol groups will be divided into the members that Director Mori likes and Uematsu likes.
Director Mori's team vs. Uematsu's team will be fighting instead of each other.
You'll be fighting instead of each other.
We'll settle this problem.
This doesn't apply only to you.
Each of you will be choosing members you'd like to fight each other with.
Okay!
You can choose!
Is that okay?
Now I will announce the teams!
A.D. and Uematsu's favorite members make up Uematsu's team!
First, Kiyoku!
Yes! Takahashi!
Goto!
Nomoto-san, Ito-san, Ookawa-san, Tachibana-san, Hikuchi-san, Kawamura-san, Nomoto-san.
That's all.
That's all for Uematsu-san's team.
It's made up of relatively young members.
I won't say "I like young people!"
And for those who weren't called just now, please come forward.
It's Mori-san's team.
This is Mori-san's team.
This team seems to be in a boom.
This match will be a 3-round match.
The team that wins 2 rounds will win.
Director Mori and Uematsu-san.
The team that loses...
is this team.
Please enter the car.
Please apologize for your bad behavior.
I don't want to see it!
I'm begging you.
They don't need it at all.
I don't want to see it either!
They're persistent, but they fight for the idols.
I know.
You don't want to see each other's graves.
But Mori-san is 41 years old.
I thought it would be tough, so I asked them to do their best.
If they win, it's a win for them.
Please help each of them.
The leaders and directors.
They can't lose this match.
Let's start the first round.
The first match is...
The match between Onewa and Tomi.
First, Uematsu's team.
Tomi's team won!
It's fun, but if you can fly more, you win!
That's right!
Now, Uematsu-san!
Yes!
You have to fight with all your heart, but please say something to the members!
Uematsu-san!
Everyone, do your best!
We'll do our best!
Is it over?
It's okay!
After all, Uematsu-san and I usually get a lot of help from you.
You're being praised!
I see!
Yes!
Uematsu-san, that's great!
Everyone, first of all, please!
Yes!
We'll win!
We'll do our best!
We'll win!
After all, everyone, we're proud of being a Uematsu-san team!
We're proud of you!
This team has a sense of unity!
That's right!
After all, Uematsu-san is being praised visually.
That's right!
That's great!
We can look forward to this team!
That's right!
Now, is it okay?
Yes!
Is it okay?
Yes!
Mori-san is a little...
Right?
Hey, we're united, right?
He said "united, right?"
Now!
Yes, is it okay?
Is it okay?
Let's go!
Now, Uematsu-san!
Yes!
How is this team? You're united, but...
No, if you do it for me...
Yes!
I'll do my best!
Yes, then do your best!
Is it okay?
Let's go!
First of all, first round, owner-stop-competition!
First, Uematsu team!
Ready...
Start!
One...
Two...
First round!
Dad!
Hey!
Do it again!
Don't do it! Don't do it!
I got it!
If you can't catch it, you can't catch it!
In order to strengthen the team's unity...
I brought it!
Turn sideways! Turn sideways!
I'll kick you first!
Wait!
I'll kick you first!
Turn sideways! Turn sideways!
Everyone, um... can we jump high?
Yes!
Is it okay?
Mr. Goto, you're always like this, aren't you?
Hey!
Are you okay?
Do your best!
Are you sure you're okay?
Let's go! Let's do it again!
Women's jump competition! Team Uematsu is leading! Ready...
Start!
One...
No! No! No!
Who is it?
It's Nomoto, isn't it?
Wait!
Yes! The record is one!
Go! Go! Go!
I don't like it!
Yes!
Or it's a service! It's actually a salute now!
Go! Go! Go!
Yes! Next up...
Team Koukou Mori!
Go!
Go! Go! Go!
Now...
Mori-san!
What do you mean you'll do your best for Mori-san?
It's like you're being boobooed.
I'm not boobooed! I'm not boobooed!
Say something to these people!
Um...
I'm begging you!
Um...
Is Mei-kko watching this show?
I don't know!
Mei-kko! Mei-kko!
Mori-san! Can you use honorifics for us?
We'll do our best!
That's right!
We'll do our best!
Today... Please do it for us today!
Then...
We'll do our best!
We'll do our best! We'll do our best!
Then...
We'll do our best! We'll do our best!
Then...
Let's do this!
Jumping over walls competition!
High school Mori team!
Ready...
Start!
One...
Two...
Three...
Four...
Five...
Six...
Seven...
Eight...
Nine...
Ten...
Eleven...
Twelve...
Thirteen...
Fourteen...
Fifteen...
Sixteen...
Seventeen...
Okay! Okay! Okay!
Jumping over walls competition!
Mori team wins!
Thank you so much, Mori-san!
Thank you for your hard work!
Mori-san, you said you didn't want to see a car, but didn't you say something?
On the contrary, your teamwork has improved.
How is it, Mori-san? Did you work hard?
It's wonderful!
Thank you!
Thank you so much!
Everyone wants to go over there!
You have to thank them!
Mori-san, you chose this competition on your own, didn't you?
Uematsu-san!
Yes!
You lost, but...
No, but...
I think we have better teamwork, so...
I see!
I want to compete with you in the next competition.
Uematsu-san, it's good, isn't it?
It's not an excuse!
She believes in you!
I'm happy!
Why are you so excited?
It's fun!
It's not fun!
She said it! It's not fun!
It's not fun!
At this point, Mori-san is already a car!
Now, let's go!
The next competition is...
The tug-of-war competition!
Yes!
These rules are simple.
There are seven of them.
You will win if you pull these seven together...
and pull the middle mark all the way to your house.
Now, both teams, stand by, please!
Yes!
Now, the tug-of-war competition...
will show your teamwork!
Are you ready, everyone?
First of all, Uematsu-san!
If you lose here, you won't have a chance.
Call out to the members.
Everyone, seriously, please!
And Mori-san!
Call out to the members.
Is it okay for me to call you out?
Why do you call me out?
I'll really give you money.
Why do you call me out?
If you lose...
A TV man giving money to an idol during a show...
It's okay if you win.
It's the worst!
You can do it!
Let's start the second round of drawing lots!
Ready...
Go! Go! Go!
These guys are crazy!
Morisa! You got two points.
I'm glad you believed in me.
You're glad I believed in you? You didn't just get rich, did you?
You can win!
You got two points.
Well...
I don't know.
I don't know yet.
It's not your fault, Uematsu.
You should thank them for doing their best for you.
Like this...
Uematsu is getting serious.
It looks like you're getting nervous.
What should we do in the third round?
Please! We'll do it!
We'll do it!
If this dirty team wins like this...
We have a third round ready for you.
Let's do one more round.
Here is the third match!
Here is the fourth match!
Here is the rule!
The team which has more points will win!
Here is the last match!
The winning team will have 860 million points!
But it's unfair!
We are in the same workplace and we should say good things about each other.
I see. So it's a "give" then.
No, no, no! There is something here!
There is something here!
I'm counting on you today!
I'm counting on you!
Now!
This is a big chance!
Yes, it is!
I think you will say "I'm counting on you" more than them.
I see!
I see! I can look forward to it!
Now, please line up behind the microphone in the order of both teams' young numbers!
Line up behind the microphone!
Line up! Line up!
Line up!
I can't line up!
What? Can you?
I can't line up!
Line up! Line up!
I can't line up!
Now, this is "Kogon Tozai", so if you say "wrong" or "I wonder if this is a good place" wrongly, you will be out of the game.
Yes!
You will be out of the game.
Yes!
Yes! Let's do it!
Are you ready?
"Kogon Tozai" leader's "good places" battle!
Ready...
Start!
First, Team Uematsu!
They believe in us with honest feelings!
OK!
Team Mori!
They look a little younger than their actual age.
Okay!
Team Uematsu.
They communicate with you through video games.
Okay!
Team Mori.
Their house is big.
Okay!
Team Uematsu.
When the members are down, they sing Ralk's song and cheer everyone up.
Okay!
Why are you embarrassed?
Team Mori.
They always scold you harshly.
Okay!
When it's Team Mori, it's definitely "eh eh" or "um um" right?
Okay, Team Uematsu.
They know a lot about computers and electronics.
Okay!
Alright!
Team Mori.
Their house is messy, so it's worth cleaning up!
So you're okay with that?
Yes!
There's nothing more.
They dug up a lot!
Okay!
Alright!
Team Uematsu.
When I'm just singing an anime song, they cheer me up.
Oh, okay!
It's a personal matter.
What is it, Team Uematsu?
Okay, Team Mori.
Her eyes are dead.
She says "it's okay" when it's okay!
Okay!
Team Uematsu.
They have a strong heart that won't break even if you shake it.
Oh, I see.
Okay!
Alright, Team Mori.
Um...
What is it?
I like you holding it.
You squeezed it out!
Well, OK!
OK, Team Yama.
Um, when I'm nervous before a show and say "what should I do?",
Nomoto-san always encourages me and says "it's OK".
It's a concrete example. OK!
It's concrete.
OK, Team Mori.
Your eyelashes are fluffy.
Your eyes are surprisingly cute.
OK!
Team Yama.
Um, no matter what, you're always honest with me.
OK!
Team Mori.
Um...
Um, if you win a project, you'll give me money.
It's from earlier, right?
Yes.
It's a fluttery episode, right?
OK!
I'm glad!
OK, Team Yama.
I like the fluttery, surreal atmosphere.
You like it?
I like it.
OK!
OK, Team Mori.
Um...
I think it's amazing that you have no good points!
Cute!
Out!
And with that, the winner of this match is...
Team Uematsu!
You're cute!
Uematsu!
Yes!
This time, I felt that Uematsu was really loved.
There are so many good points!
I'm glad you all believed in me.
I'm glad!
I feel like we have more support now.
Yes!
I feel like we have more support now.
OK, next!
OK, it's a team you can't even look at.
Team Mori is the best!
Overall, it's abstract.
I didn't say it!
You didn't say it, but you forced yourself to say it!
There wasn't a specific episode.
Mori-san, look, you're being praised. Isn't it because you usually don't do well?
I'm not praised.
You're praised?
Hurry up and drive!
That's how it is.
Well, thank you for waiting!
Well, no one was waiting for you, but Mori-san, you're the best!
Well, as a punishment for Mori-san, I'd like you to become a bullman.
I don't want to see it!
Viewers, we're really sorry.
We don't want to see it either.
It's a bullman that no one wants, but it won't end until it's formally stopped,
so if you don't do it for a while, please keep the channel as it is.
Here it is.
A bullman for Mori-san.
I want you to take it off.
Don't you have an azalea-sized one?
No, we don't!
I don't like it!
Don't you have a pizza-sized one?
No, we don't!
Can you fit 140cm in it?
Let's have her put it in!
Here you go, Mori-san!
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Now, members...
Give it up!
Okay, time's up! Please pick one, Mori-san!
Ah! Wait a minute!
It's impossible!
Eh, you're kidding!
Mori-san, please pick one!
Okay!
Okay! Are you ready?!
No! No! I'm scared! I'm scared!
Then...
Mori-san's...
Wheel...
Open!
Okay, then...
Please apologize to Uematsu-san!
Yes!
Uematsu-kun, it was my fault!
Please be careful from now on!
Yes!
Okay, then...
That's it!
In order to move forward...
We have to settle this!
Uematsu-san, don't do it!
Don't come this way!
It's like a make-up, I don't like it!
This is a punch!
Why did you put on the top shirt again?
Why did you put it on?
Why did you put on the shirt?
I'll forgive you if you die!
You're a traitor!
I'm not a traitor!
You're not a traitor!
This is because of what Mori-san did!
Mori-san is so gross that Ton-chan is crying!
Were you scared?
It was too shocking!
That was...
...puberty!
What is this?
That's right!
Don't look at it!
Everyone will wear it one day!
No!
This is...
...one of Fuji TV's shows...
...where Mori-san plays tag!
If you get caught by Mori-san, you become Bulma!
Bulma-zombie! Bulma-zombie! Bulma-zombie type!
Amazing! This is quite...
His legs are white!
Amazing!
Hurry up and put it on!
No, this is it for today!
Mori-san, let's just do this for today.
Well, Mori-san, isn't there something you do every day?
In the last battle, not many people were able to say how good you are.
No, we're not friends.
There's no need for us to get along.
It's not about getting along...
...it's about trust.
This is too unreliable!
That's right.
It's because of you that you're embarrassed!
I don't like that!
Go home! Go home!
Excuse me.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much!
Everyone said scary things. Go back, go back.
Don't tell the members in the gym to go home.
It's a secret.
It's a secret for today.
We won't broadcast it anymore.
We won't broadcast it!
No, no, we'll do our best!
Please go back!
What should we do about that part?
That part...
Yes, yes, yes.
This month, October, there are people whose birthdays have been celebrated.
Mr. Goto!
Happy birthday!
17 years old!
Happy birthday!
How old are you?
17 years old.
17 years old?
Second year in high school?
Second year in high school.
Why is it you, Mori-san?
I don't want it! I don't want it!
I don't want it!
It's your father's birthday!
Why is it you, Mori-san?
If you do it too much, it'll shake.
It's already shaky.
It's shaky.
Please wish for something.
Even though I'm 17 years old, it's my third year as an idol,
so I want to work harder with more confidence in my past self!
Okay!
Happy birthday!
Okay, Mori-san!
I don't want it! I don't want it!
You can't! You can't!
I want to go home!
It's a necessary ritual for becoming an adult!
You can't! You can't!
You can't!
You can't do it!
M-Mori-no-gi!
Happy birthday!
Mori-no-gi! Mori-no-gi!
Okay, happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
Mori-no-gi!
I'm going to turn this Mori-no-gi into an adult ritual!
Okay, let's go!