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[Idol Club Sixth Anniversary Special]
"Idol Club"!
"Idol Club Sixth Anniversary Special"!
[Idol Club Sixth Anniversary Special]
It's time for "Idol Club Sixth Anniversary Special"!
Thank you for having me!
I'm Yoshino, a member of Idol Club Sixth Anniversary Special.
This show is for girls who are growing up as idol singers.
It airs every week at 8 p.m. and ends at 9 p.m.
Let me introduce you to "Idol Club"!
[Idol Club Sixth Anniversary Special]
Today is October 31st, and it's finally our sixth anniversary!
Sixth anniversary!
But idol shows are always packed!
Wow!
There aren't many idol shows that last that long!
I usually go flying!
How long are you going to last?
You three went from middle school to college!
That's right!
That's amazing!
From middle school?
From middle school to college!
That's amazing!
This is our special show for our sixth anniversary!
Idol Club Sixth Anniversary Special
"Idol Club Sixth Anniversary Special" "Totalizer" has successfully celebrated its sixth anniversary this year.
We hope you will understand us better and celebrate our seventh anniversary.
We will ask you six questions for the sixth anniversary.
If you think it's a yes, please press the button in your hand.
And the number of people who answered will be displayed here.
If you watch "Totalizer" on "Idol Club Sixth Anniversary Special"...
You often watch programs like this, don't you?
Some of you may think, "Why do we have to do such a stupid thing?"
But it costs a lot of money!
It really costs about 400,000 yen.
Now we know why we've never done it before.
That's right!
We always do it by hand, don't we?
Because it costs a lot of money.
So we're going to do it by hand this time!
Because it's our sixth anniversary!
Let's do it!
Now, even if you ask me a lot of questions...
I'll make you naked!
Here's the first question!
"My character in "Idol Club Sixth Anniversary Special" is for business!"
What is this?
If you think it's a yes, please press the button in your hand!
If you think it's a no, please press the button in your hand!
Let's be honest with you this time, too!
Three of you!
I saw it! I saw it!
What's going on?
I've never seen anything like this before!
Please do it properly!
Is it okay for 16 of you?
Wait, wait!
How many of you are there in total? 21?
More than half of you...
I see.
Maybe you are also a business woman.
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Maybe you are actually skinny.
But you are all different.
I see.
Since it's work, you are here as characters.
But...
What do you think about this?
Fans will be shocked if you are chosen as an actress.
Maybe you are actually different.
Maybe you are not so different.
Kiguchi, you are not so different, right?
Not at all.
On the contrary, I am in trouble now.
What is it?
It's like...
It's too much on and off.
I keep it on all the time.
I regret it now.
All the time?
You look like you are drunk all the time.
I am not drunk.
Let's move on.
Look at me!
Among idols, your cuteness is higher than average!
Show me your cuteness!
I won't say it's number one.
But it's higher than average, right?
Shut up!
Wait a minute, you three are in the same class, right?
It's true that this area is a bit over-confident.
No, no, no, that's not it! Ami-chan, you're the one who's overconfident!
I'm the type of person who sees reality, so when I say I'm cute, I can't push it.
But anyway, it's been six years, so you three are all standing up at once.
That's pretty, isn't it?
Pretty? You're not in a bad place.
Thank you for your hard work.
Now, let's continue with our next theme!
I don't like my position in idol groups.
I have a position that I'm being left behind, but I don't think I'm here.
Guitar switch, on!
Oh!
It's pretty high, eight people.
What?
What don't you like about me?
I don't like it!
It's true, isn't it?
I don't like it!
You're only here, aren't you?
Who could it be?
It's eight people, isn't it?
It's true, you're older than me, so you can't go over there, but in reality, I'm over there, right?
It's possible, isn't it?
Who could it be?
It's possible, isn't it?
Normally, you're just doing dirty characters, but in reality, I'm a jg.
That's not it! I'm not lying! I'm not lying! I like you a lot now!
I like you a lot!
Next question is...
Is there money in the world more than love?
If you think so, press the button!
So...
From now on...
13 people!
I saw it when you pressed it!
I saw it!
You're lying!
I'm not lying!
You're lying!
It doesn't make sense!
You're lying!
You're denying it!
I'm not denying it! I'm denying it!
It doesn't make sense!
Young people don't have dreams, do they?
No, we don't!
I thought you were that kind of group!
It would be a shock if Kairi-chan pressed it.
It would be a shock.
Kairi-chan didn't press it, did you?
I didn't!
You didn't, did you?
I definitely didn't!
Okay, let's move on!
Next question is...
I really didn't press it!
Have you peed during the show?
Switch on!
No matter how hard you try...
Even if you don't pee...
Even if you pee a little...
You did!
You didn't!
You didn't! You didn't!
You definitely did! You definitely did!
One person is confirmed, right?
One person is confirmed!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
One more person!
You did! You did!
You did!
But you did!
You did!
Wait!
Goto-chan's thoughts...
Without saying anything...
Wait! What do you mean "thoughts"?
Stop it!
Please stop!
Why?
Look!
You're all so happy, aren't you?
Even while we're watching this broadcast...
Look at the eyes of all of you!
Okay, next one!
Next up is...
"Unbelievable staff members"!
Okay, switch it on!
Please press it secretly!
You won't know, right?
Please don't tell anyone!
Please be careful!
More than half!
Whose staff is it?
It's amazing that you've been doing this for a long time.
I think there's a lot.
You're human.
That's nice.
I have something I want to ask you.
What is it?
Is it okay?
I won't say it now, but...
This show hasn't drawn me out at all yet.
Me.
If you could show me a little more and feature me...
I have this kind of goodness...
But because I'm in these members...
I'm being crushed.
Switch on!
What kind of people are there?
Six people...
This is interesting!
I see.
So it's like that.
You know, there's compatibility and stuff like that.
It's like, "I'm going to die no matter what I do."
But there might still be students who don't want to do it.
Are you making students do it?
Don't say it!
Why would I do it?
Right?
No, no, no.
What did you do?
Mislead the world.
Well, students...
What do you want them to do?
No, idols want you to do it.
Do you want me to make you do it?
Make me do it? No, no, no.
What did I do at all?
You're a bloodthirsty model.
Teacher!
This is interesting, isn't it? All kinds of things.
It's interesting!
I know, right?
Well, shall we begin?
Um, today we have a bit of a break.
Please welcome Maruoka-san, who's in charge of the break.
Me?
Who?
Huh?
Yes, this is Venusub.
It's a pleasure to meet you, idols.
Who are you?
Huh?
Maruoka-san!
Yes!
You're Sub, aren't you?
Yes, I'm Sub.
What kind of broadcast is this?
Yes, this is set up in Venusub.
A supercomputer is in front of Maruoka-san.
Supercomputer?
Maruoka-san!
Yes!
Yes, yes, calm down, calm down!
Yes!
Yes, calm down, calm down!
Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well!
Ms. Haruka! Yes!
What do you use that supercomputer for?
You're curious, aren't you? Yes!
Shall we try it out? Yes!
Well, then, Ms. Yokoyama! Yes!
Could you press the switch in your hand?
Well, here I go!
I see!
It's a system where you can see at a glance who pressed the button!
Yes!
I'm completely naked!
As expected of you!
This is a supercomputer!
Yes!
I mean, just pressing the totalizer and listening to it is boring!
No, no, no!
At first, when I said I'd make you completely naked, you didn't say "please stop!"
No, no, no!
I confirmed that properly!
I can't trust the staff because of this!
What is this?
I don't like it!
Well, as mentioned earlier, there is a totalizer and a switch, so you must press it!
This is business!
Well, let's get started!
I'm looking forward to it!
Well, first of all...
No, no, no!
That's why I said I'd make you completely naked!
This is a business-related question...
Oops, I said it wrong!
This is a question about business-related questions for idol groups!
Well, it's a little different...
Mr. Tonoka!
Mr. Gikutsu!
Embarrassing!
Miyake, Tachibana, Okawa, Kurata, Ito...
It's weird that you're doing this.
Yomoto, are you a business woman?
No, I'm not like this, but I have a lot of trouble, so I do it like that.
I have a lot of trouble.
Not all of you are here?
Not all of you.
Goto, you too?
Yomoto, are you a business woman?
Business woman?
What do you mean by business woman?
Where did you learn that?
Which part is business?
Don't you feel like you're not on business?
Kiku, I'm always on, you know?
What are you talking about?
You're a bad guy!
I'm not!
When I'm called out in the city, I'm called out like, "Hey, Kiku!"
It's kind of embarrassing.
What do you mean?
Usually, when you're called out, you're like, "Hey!"
But when I'm alone, I can't do it, so I want you to stop it.
Kiku, it's too late.
You're so cute!
What do you mean?
When you're called out, do you think you're cuter in the middle or higher up?
The answer is...
I'll reveal it.
Is it okay?
Endo-san, Tachibana-san, Okawa-san, Hashimoto-san, Ojima-san, Ishida-san, Ishida-san!
Wait!
Who is the person in the middle?
Wait, wait, let me ask you.
Maipuru-san.
Yes?
Will you reveal it?
Who is in the middle?
In the middle...
Who is your most common standard of being?
Asahi-san, I guess?
First of all, I think Maipuru-san is cuter than Asahi-san.
I think she's one school above Asahi-san.
She's definitely the most handsome one.
One school above Asahi-san.
I see.
So, your standard of being an idol is Asahi-san.
Your average of being an idol.
I'm not embarrassed, that's what I'm most embarrassed about.
This show is so funny!
Tachibana-san.
Yes?
Who's your standard?
I'm not as good as Michael-san, but I think I'm better than Asahi-san.
Asahi-san is your standard.
Asahi-san is cuter than me.
But you're not told that you're below her.
Asahi-san is your standard.
Yes, yes.
Your average.
My average.
If you're below Asahi-san, you're underrated.
No, honestly, I'm your current model, but Asahi- san is your former model.
I see.
Asahi-san is not your ex.
What was it?
Love, love, lovebellio-
- That's a good way of saying it! - That's right.
Why do you touch me so lightly?
- Now, Kaede-chan's turn! - Kaede-chan!
- Not in the middle! Not in the middle! Not above! It's in the middle!
- I'm in the middle of everything! - No, you're in the middle of everything!
- No, it's not above! It's in the middle! - No, you're not in the middle of everything!
- Sometimes, I might be cute! - You talk a lot!
- It's not above! - It's not above!
- It's in the middle of everything! - You talk a lot!
- That's not it! - Kaede-chan is trying to be cute!
- It's not in the middle of everything! - Kaede - chan is cute!
Kaede-chan's turn is too late!
- I thought it'd be funnier if I say lots of things! - I see! Now, Ojima-san and Ishida-san!
Who is serious?
Not serious, but cute.
Ishida-shi.
That makes me angry.
Who is in the middle, Ishida-san?
In the middle...who is it?
Eh?
She has chosen.
Like Yuki-chan.
You should say it clearly.
Ishida-san is in the middle.
She has decided to be her junior.
She can't win against Ikisei-san, but...
She won!
Now, let's go to the next one!
Let's go to the next one!
There are people we can't trust.
Not only them, but also Tonoka-san, Yokoyama-san, Kawamura-san, Sakai-san, Kikuchi-san, Miyake-san, Okawa-san, Hashimoto-san, Kurata-san, Nomoto-san, Goto- san, Oshima-san!
Kikuchi-san, you're a big fan of us!
To be honest, I don't mean it in a bad way.
What do you mean?
I don't mean it in a good way, but...
When there's an elderly person in an AD,
even if it's a staff member, when I think of elderly people, I can't help but think of them.
What do you mean?
There's a staff member who's 23 or 24 years old.
When I talk about myself like that...
Ah, I see.
Not as a staff member, but as a man...
Since there's a young man, you're being cautious.
I know you're not being cautious, but...
You're asking me where I'm looking, right?
That's right.
As a woman, I might be being looked at quite a bit.
This is a bit interesting, so we'll show you the results first, and then we'll talk about it.
We won't do anything else, we'll just move on.
Let's move on.
For now, we'll say, "This is the result."
Okay, next up...
We won't let you talk about it.
Someone who doesn't like their position in idol groups...
Endo-san!
Tachibana-san!
Hashimoto-san!
Kurata-san!
Itou-san!
Takahashi-san!
Tamagawa-san!
Kiyoku-san!
Young people...
What is it?
I'm not good at leading.
Ah, I see.
So, rather than being in a show, I'm a leader, and I hate being in a group.
So, I feel sorry for being a leader, and I don't like it.
The writers are all so passionate.
They're all in a hurry.
They're desperate.
I have to say the reason.
They're desperate!
I'm telling you, right?
I've never seen such a hurry!
No, no, I was embarrassed.
You were embarrassed.
How do you want to do it?
That's right. I couldn't think of a character like this, so I thought of pushing it.
I see.
Yes. On the contrary, what do you think it is?
I don't know!
I don't know. I don't know anymore.
I see.
Now, Kaede-chan with the question.
What is it?
I've pushed it a lot, but I don't have a position now, so...
You do!
I don't have it. I'm not the youngest character.
I see. You were the youngest at first.
But you know, you're a little stupid.
You have that kind of position, don't you?
It's not like that. I want you to be more intellectual.
No, I'm not stupid.
I'm doing my best now, really.
I'll say it now, but you're stupid!
No, I'm really studying hard.
No, I'm studying really hard.
You want to study harder.
Yes, I'm studying hard.
Kurata-san is different, too.
No, I don't have a character either, so I don't know what to do.
You do! These two!
I'm really troubled now. I'm already a high school student.
I see, I see, I see.
I've become quite old-fashioned.
I'm scared! I'm scared!
You're scared, aren't you?
But, you know, I'm the youngest.
I'm the same as Kaede-chan, but I'm the youngest.
So I don't know what to do.
What about you, Itou-san?
No, I don't have a character either.
You don't have a character, but you're really troubled.
No, it's because I don't like my position or I don't know it.
I don't know where my position is, so I don't know what to do.
It's like you're not really into it yet.
That's right.
You do have a hidden character.
I told you!
Is it original? Not hidden?
Hidden characters are the worst.
They're the worst.
It's over.
Takahashi-san.
Yes!
Are you ready?
I...
You're already a high school student.
You don't like it?
My fans sometimes say that I'm stupid.
You don't like it?
But it's not like that.
But you're stupid.
You're stupid.
Everyone's stupid, stupid, stupid.
Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid.
So in that sense, I feel like I'm different from others.
I see.
What about you, Tomoka-san?
I also pressed it because I didn't have a character yet.
I see, I see, I see.
It's not like I can't study.
It's not like you have a character yet.
That's right.
Everything is normal.
On the other hand, Asahi-san loves her current position.
When I first joined, I couldn't express myself like a student.
But as I've been doing this for many years, I'm starting to be able to express myself.
That's why it's better now than before.
Anyway, thank you for having me.
It's good that you like your current character.
Your current me is lively.
Next, let's talk about this.
Kasuga's...
Idol, right?
During a show, she puked.
Why?
A lot.
She puked.
I won't say it again. It's funny.
If you say it again, you'll surprise many people.
Ojima-san was the only one who was correct.
Who else do you think it is?
Nomoto.
Correct!
This is...
Don't show this!
Don't show it!
If you show it, you'll be in trouble!
If you show it now, you'll be in trouble!
Are you okay?
If you're okay, let's open it!
It's the life of an idol. There are many of you.
Are you okay?
You can't be crushed like that!
I did it!
Are you okay?
I'm being honest.
Are you okay, mom?
Are you okay?
Are you okay, mom?
I'm different.
Is that so?
If you say so...
Stop it!
Am I wrong?
The result is too raw.
Why is it okay except for my fart, but not my fart?
Stop it!
Next!
Wow! It's more like money than love!
What should we do with this?
Okay, let's do it like that.
How was it, everyone?
It's more like money than love!
You can't spend money like that!
It doesn't make sense!
Lastly, let's have Ojima-san, the chairman of Onara- san, to close out the show.
Yes! I'm Onara Sukashita's second wife!
Goodbye!
It was so fun I forgot about the time! I realized it in the middle of the show!
You like things like this, don't you?
I love things like this!
Shall we continue?
Yes!
It's more like money than love!
Yes! The answer is this!
Endo-san, Tomoka-san, Yoko-san, Nagano-san, Sakai- san, Atashi-san, Kikuchi-san, Tachibana-san, Okawa-san, Goto-san, Takahashi-san, Reia-chan!
Reia-chan!
I was half-half! I was running out of time so I pushed you or not but you pushed me!
What are you saying?
This first row is terrible!
Terrible!
It's a shame!
Why?
You can't do it like that!
It's more like money than love!
I don't think money is born out of love but I think there are people who make money out of love!
What are you saying?
Don't you think? I think people who make money out of love are wonderful!
Where did you all come from?
Maybe in the beginning, you know, Maipur, Ton- chan, Yokoyama-san, I don't think you felt like that when you became idols.
What made you do that?
There used to be an ideal marriage partner, right?
You wanted to have a wedding in space or something like that, right?
Everyone at that time was shining!
That's because adults are bad!
Why are adults bad?
You can't do anything about it.
I see.
Which one are you, Masudo-san?
What are you?
Love and money.
Love, of course!
Even if you don't have money, you can live on if you have love!
He's only thinking about being a gyaru.
He's only thinking about being popular.
No, no, no. I haven't received a single yen since I was born.
Don't be an MC in Colombia!
I can't help but love you all, so I don't need money.
Let me take care of you!
Asahi-san, you're like that too.
You're full of energy.
No, it's not like that!
Money is more important than love in this world.
But if you think about it, money is important.
If you don't have money, you can't live on.
Don't you think so, Masudo-san?
I don't think so!
I'm disappointed in you all!
Why are you like that?
There's a result here, so I can't say anything.
Next up is Masudo-san's question.
The show hasn't brought me out yet.
Who could it be?
This is the result.
Miyake-san, Tachibana-san, Ito-san, Goto-san, Ojima- san, Tamagawa-san.
I see.
It's true.
The girls who haven't come out yet are...
This is the most realistic result.
I have a question for Yuripe.
You haven't come out yet. You don't have a character.
You're cute.
You're not cute!
What do you mean?
You're cute and you think you're cute.
You haven't come out yet. You don't have a character.
You haven't come out yet.
You're not cute!
You say you're taller than average.
You say it, but you don't have a character.
I'm so cute, but I haven't come out yet.
If you sum up all of these answers...
Tachibana, you have a really bad personality.
I feel like I'm about to die.
What do you think, Tachibana? Do you think you have more to ask?
Regarding the question about being cuter than average...
If you don't push it, it's okay because you admit you're shorter than average.
Ah, I see.
That's smart of you.
Everyone admitted it.
Right? It's too late for you to say it now.
Who pushed it higher than average?
It's too late for you to say it now.
But we're up there because of people like us, right?
So Ami and Umeko are the ones we should thank the most.
Right? Right, Umeko?
It's because of us that these cute girls are up there.
If it wasn't for us, you'd all be down there now.
It's because of us.
It's because we're up there.
This is worth becoming a member of an idol group.
It's because we're up there.
I'm tired of this.
But it was fun, wasn't it?
It was fun.
The students might think like this, but if we're on a show like this in the future...
We won't be on a normal show like this.
We won't be able to say goodbye on a normal show like this.
We can't use this anymore, right?
We can't use it anymore.
We want to use it again when we forget about it.
Right?
Everyone will be naked and welcome a new year.
I see.
It was fun.
It was really fun.
I've been excited since the shooting day.
It was really fun.
It was fun.
There aren't many scenes where the members become a scene in the ending like this.
Right?
Are you tired?
I'm tired of laughing.
With this, you'll be able to have a pleasant new year.
Everyone, please continue to support us as idols!