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[Idol Ring M-1 Grand Prix]
Who has the best massage skills?
Idol Ring M-1 Grand Prix!
Continuing from last episode, who has the best massage skills?
We will now present Idol Ring M-1 Grand Prix.
Idol Ring M-1 Grand Prix is a "massage" competition.
In Idol Ring, who has the best massage skills will be decided in this competition.
The competition and the person who does the massage will change every time.
Everyone, please show the massage that fits the theme and loosen up the person's neck.
By the way, today's members will show their massage skills in advance.
They are members with high massage skills.
They are the selection members.
The first round ended last time.
Today, we will start the second round.
Miyake-san's "win and cry" song.
There is a song about emotions you don't know.
We are looking forward to it. Please do your best.
Let's get started.
Who has the best massage skills in Idol Ring?
First up is the "massage" department!
Itou-san!
Who is it? Welcome!
Next up is the "massage" department!
Welcome!
Ton-chan is strong!
Let me announce the theme.
The theme for the second round is...
"Waist Dance"!
"Waist" is a bit of a high level word.
That's true.
The judge for this song is Morimoto-san.
Let's move on to the third round.
This is a good show.
My waist is really bad. I've done "gikkuri-koshi" before.
I'm a little out of place, but I'm sorry.
Wow!
Really?!
Your legs are long!
Wow!
Your legs are long!
Now, I'd like you all to loosen up Morimoto-san's loose waist with your techniques.
First, Itou-san!
Like you always do, right?
Like you always do.
Like you always do for your family?
Yes, that's right.
Now, Itou-san's first waist massage.
Can you stand up?
Yes.
Ready...
Start!
Excuse me.
Wow!
Thank you for your efforts!
Are you okay?!
Fans, please stand up and grab Morimoto-san.
widow's gaze
Are you okay?!
I'm fine!
Are you ready?
Yes!
Are you ready? Stand back.
Yes!
Okay, Tanoka-san, prepare your back massage.
Start!
I don't know about weird massages.
Can I do it normally?
Yes, you can do it normally.
It's high!
That's good.
Ah! It's stiff!
Wow!
Does it hurt?
Ah, but it feels good.
Wow!
That's amazing.
For now, it's an idol show.
It's a massage show.
It feels good, doesn't it?
But it's really good.
It's a flexible posture, isn't it?
Wow!
Okay, it's over!
I forgot about it during the broadcast.
You forgot about it?
Wasn't it a pretty good battle?
Yes!
Because you two are winning.
Now!
I think it was good for you two, but among them, Morimoto-san...
If you think Morimoto-san's massage was worse than yours, please choose someone.
Please!
The common sense of first-class families is...
First-class families only, please!
Yes!
Do you think you won?
Yes!
I'm happy!
I did it!
I'm happy!
Of course this person is good at it, but...
When you got on first-class...
The moment my back bone and this back bone hit each other...
It really hurts!
It's because you're young, right?
It feels like my family denied me, and it's frustrating!
It's true or not, it doesn't matter.
That's right!
Our compatibility is...
Yes!
Thank you!
I did it!
I lost!
Now, next!
The next battle is...
First of all, the healing big hand, Yokoyama-san!
Next, Miyazaki-san gave birth to the power heavy massage, Sakai-san!
Yes!
It's high!
Oh, that's good!
This battle is also quite high-level, but...
Let's start with Yokoyama-san!
Yes!
Let's go first!
Standby, please!
I'll do it!
It's high-level from here, so...
Oh, it's like you lose if you kick a tree, right?
You're surprisingly good at it.
Let's go!
Yokoyama-san's back massage, ready...
Start!
Excuse me!
Oh!
It's her first time doing it again!
This is a full-fledged one!
It's big!
That's a big way of doing it!
Both of you are big!
Your fingers fit perfectly.
I see, you're putting on weight.
Ina-san, you must be envious.
This feels good.
I thought you were Kachippa.
Time's up!
How was it?
Next, Sakai-san.
Yes!
Here I go.
Are you ready?
You look like you can do it.
Sakai-san's back massage.
Ready, start!
Your expression has changed.
It's like, "Huh?"
It's like when you ate something delicious.
This part...
Between your butt and your waist.
This part is the most tiring.
Yes, yes.
This part...
Time's up!
Now, this is difficult!
Even looking at it, both of you are good.
Now, what are you doing?
I'm enjoying it!
This is difficult!
You're really popular girls.
I'm sorry.
Now...
I won't make noise!
Is that what you call a massage?
Now, Morimoto-san.
Between these two,
I'd like you to choose which massage was worse.
Now, please!
Shall we do it again?
Yes!
The winner is Sakai!
Sakatsuna was really good.
She was really good.
She was really good, but Sakatsuna's waist and buttocks were in between.
There was a gap in between.
It was like "kuntekure", "kuntekure", "kuntekure", "kuntekure", I don't know.
I don't know.
Now, Sakai won this battle.
Now, let's move on to the next battle.
The next one is...
The northern number is Kikuchi, the massage queen!
Please!
The western massage dancer is Kurata!
Kurata, you can do it!
You can do it!
Now...
Kikuchi, you've come this far.
Yes.
What will you do next?
After...
After you're done, will you give me your business card?
No!
Now, let's begin!
First up is Kikuchi's waist massage.
Standby, please.
Yes, I'm doing it.
Oh, you're doing it.
She's doing it!
Ready, start!
Excuse me.
I'm Himeka, and I'll be doing it today.
Is that how you do it?!
Who is she?!
Isn't her name Himeoka?
Come to think of it...
It's been two or three months since you last came, hasn't it?
Did you go to any other shops?
I didn't! I didn't!
You didn't?!
I didn't!
You didn't go even once?!
No!
Really?!
Just Himeka!
You can't look at the members.
You can't look at the members of your teens.
Next, Kugata-san.
Please.
Are you ready?
Kugata-san's back massage. Ready, start!
Thank you for having me.
What is it?
I'm fine, thank you and you?
What is it?
It doesn't feel like a back massage.
Kugata-san, if you think about it, you might have achieved this.
Your Japanese is wrong.
I don't know, I don't like it.
It hasn't been long since you came to Japan.
I don't know, I don't like it.
If it was up to this point of production, it would have been terrible.
I want to see both.
Even if it's just you two, the settings are fine.
Now, then.
Moemoe-san, which massage was worse?
Please!
Thank you for having me!
Thank you!
One more round!
Thank you!
That's it for the second round!
How was it? Your waist was pretty good, wasn't it?
Yeah, it was pretty good.
Some of you were pretty good at it.
Let's move on to the third round.
The third round.
First of all, actress hand, Tonoka-san!
Yes! I'm back!
And Miyazaki's power, cross-cutting master, Sakai- san!
Yes! I'm back!
So you've come this far.
You guys are pretty good, aren't you?
Yes, we're pretty good.
We hope we can see you again in the future.
Now, let me announce the theme of the third round!
It's "legs"!
Now, the judge of this event is...
...not me this time.
Huh?
It's the extremely unhealthy director, Mori!
No way!
Mori-san, you're in your 40s and your body is starting to break down.
Especially your legs.
That's right. I'm used to a lot of things.
You were wearing jeans yesterday too.
I was wearing jeans yesterday!
Everyone, please loosen up Mori-san.
Mori-san's tiredness is because she's been working hard as an idol.
She's tired because she's been working with everyone.
Is there a need for us to do that?
To the hospital! To the hospital!
What? You said you were going to the hospital earlier.
What is it?
Okay, Mori-san, please stand by.
Mori-san is just massaging the bottom of her pants.
Massage. Massage.
That surprised me!
Mori-san!
Why are you laughing like that?
You should have told me from the beginning!
I have to hide it from you all.
It just so happens that I'm a cat.
You're only massaging my legs!
I'm glad you didn't bring it back up!
It's dark!
Your legs go from here to here.
The back of my thighs, my calves, my legs...
Anywhere.
It starts from here.
Okay, first of all...
Okay, first of all, Tonoka-san!
Come on, Ton-chan!
Ton-chan! You can do it!
Let's watch this first.
Watch it!
Okay, Tonoka-san's massage. It's a foot massage!
Ready, start!
Excuse me!
Ouch, ouch, ouch.
This might hurt, but you'll definitely feel better.
Ouch, ouch, ouch.
There, there, there.
Ouch, ouch, ouch.
Time's up!
Ouch, ouch, ouch.
You're saying "ouch, ouch, ouch" when you're having a stomachache.
I don't like how refreshing you were earlier.
Now, let's continue.
Sakai-san.
I don't like it.
Let's look at it like this for now.
No, I can't do it.
First of all, let's look at it like this.
It's darker than I thought.
Why is it darker than I thought?
Now, then...
It's dark.
Sakai-san.
Sakai-san's foot massage. Ready...
Start!
Ouch!
Ah, I see.
I see, I see.
For smelly people like you...
Ouch, ouch, ouch.
Do it like this, around here.
Ah, it tickles!
Don't do it!
Don't touch it!
It's scary, isn't it?
It tickles!
Don't do it!
What is this?
It tickles!
Don't do it!
Why does it tickle?
Because it's the only thing that tickles!
That's amazing.
She's getting excited!
It's like when you're eating Ikezukuri.
She's moving, she's moving.
So, Mori-san!
Between these two, which one was worse?
Mori-san, please tell us!
It's like you're in love. You're half-hearted. This is bad!
Why do you say things like that, Mori-san?
Don't do it! Don't do it!
Mori-san, you weren't hated this much in the beginning.
You've been hated for a few years now.
I wonder what happened.
Now, let's move on.
The next battle is between Kikuchi-san and Miyake- san!
Now, the northern massage salon, Kikuchi-san!
Yes!
You have to serve customers like this!
Even if you're a customer, you have to serve them like this.
First of all...
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm really starting to look like you.
Wait a minute.
No matter how many times Masuno-san says it, I'm starting to think it's you too.
He said "yes" just now.
No, it's okay. It's work.
It's like I'm wearing a super-necktie and a vest.
Now, the front...
Kikuchi-san!
- This is probably... - Will it be okay? Will it be okay?
- We'll be criticized online for this. - We'll be criticized!
I can't do it anymore! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Now, let's get ready for Kikuchi-san's foot massage! Start!
Excuse me.
Huh?
Huh? I'm sorry!
Huh? Are you Mori-san?
Yes! You're going to Roppongi-ten, right?
Wow!
Huh? I often hear about you from Ayami!
Wow!
Huh? What do you do for a living?
- I love you! - Wow!
Wow!
- Wow! - Thank you!
Wow!
Could you write me a message in your own name and give it to me?
- Now, let's move on to Miyake-san! - Yes!
- Miyake-chan! - Yes!
- Miyake-san, you're a student, right? - Yes! I'm already...
- I'm putting my life into this massage. - That's right.
- For this project... - Now, Miyake-san...
Get ready... Start!
It's hard!
I'm tired.
- No! - No!
- I got it! - I got it!
Why did you get it?
Mori-san's sigh... Mori's sigh comes out.
- But you look like you're enjoying it. - You're right, Momoka-san!
- It looks good! - It's so hard!
- Oh, she's got it! She's got the courage! - I'm risking my life for this song!
- I see! You can't lose here! - That's right!
- I'm risking my life for my job! - I'm risking my life, too!
- I'm risking my life! - It's so important!
- Now! - This is...
- Now! - In many ways, it's a difficult song. - That's right.
- Eh, it's a little... - The foot...right?
- Miyake-san did a foot massage and you did a brain massage!
- Eh, but if you lose here, you won't even be in No. 3!
- Please! - No. 3...
- Now!
- Well then, Mori-san!
- Which massage was worse?
- If you didn't like it, please tell us!
- I'm never coming to a shop like this again!
- Applause for Miyake-san!
- Yay!
- I love you!
- It's true! If you quit here... - That's right!
- It's getting more and more secretive so we can't broadcast it anymore, right?
- No! If I win a Grand Prix like this, I won't be able to fight anymore...
- I'm sorry! - It's like that, right?
- Yes! - It's like that, right?
- Miyake-san won!
- Yes! Miyake-san, good job!
- Yay! - It's the final round!
- I'll do my best!
- Now!
- Now, finally, in the final round... - Yes!
- Who has the best massage skills?
- First up...
- Acne-san and Tomoka-san!
- Yes!
And finally, Miyake-san, who wants to participate in the tournament! - Yes! I'll do my best!
Now, it's the final round. You know how good you are. - Yes.
How do you feel, Miyake-san?
Now that I'm here, I'd like to give it my all.
A good masseuse is someone who is thoughtful.
Miyake-san, it's amazing you won. - It's my first time winning first place!
I'm sure of it.
Now, let me announce the finalists.
Here they are!
Oh! - Oh! - I see!
You can massage anywhere.
You'll have a freestyle match.
And the judge for this event is...
Masuo-san! Please!
This is tough!
Yes! I'm finally getting a massage!
I've prepared a tatami for you, so please lie down. - What should I do?
You can sit down... - Yes.
Or you can do as you're told. - As I'm told?
You can do as you're told, right? - Yes, yes.
Yes. - This looks tough, but...
Masuo-san is working hard all over.
This is... - It's tough.
And you're strong, too.
What will happen? - As a hint, I'm pretty stiff.
So I think you'll need more strength than you've done before.
Now, let's start with...
Tonoka-san! - Yes!
I feel like I'm getting nervous.
If you're able to do this well,
I don't want you to call me out in front of everyone.
Why? It's fine! - I don't want it!
Who are you? - You want a break, don't you?
Come on! - Shut up!
Shut up! - Why?
Are you ready? - Yes!
Now, Tonoka-san's freestyle massage.
Ready, start!
Massage? - Yes.
Is this okay? - Yes.
Oh, it's tight.
It started from your waist, Mass. - Oh, it feels good.
Suddenly, the customers are getting too small.
The right side, the right side.
No, it's okay at all.
Oh, it's good. - It's the butt part. - The butt is good.
If you have a bad waist, you'll have a big butt.
But you don't have to do it that hard.
He's putting a lot of effort into it.
I didn't like Mori-san's legs that much, but Masso-san's butt...
Masso-san's butt is beautiful and clean.
Does it feel good? - It feels really good.
You're smiling too much.
Okay, it's over! - You're taking a lot of pictures!
It feels good. - It feels good.
Mori-san! Mori-san, you've been doing this for a long time!
I've been doing it. - That's amazing.
Okay, next up is Miyake-san! - Yes!
Please stand by! - Yes!
Both of you are good at this. - Yes, we're both used to it.
Yes, Masso-san is always doing it. - That's right.
You know what I'm talking about, right? - Yes.
In that sense, Miyake-san might have an advantage.
Okay, final freestyle, Miyake-san, please! - Yes!
Okay, freestyle. - Yes!
Okay, short version. - That's fast!
That's really basic. - Look behind you.
You're not laughing!
That's scary!
What are you laughing about? - I'm not good with my feet.
My feet tickle! - They tickle?
That's a sign of your health! - Oh, is that so?
Oh, that feels good! - Wait, wait, behind you!
Behind you, behind you!
- Ah, but... - You're good. - Ah, that's good.
- It's hard. - I see. - But it was harder when we recorded it last time. - It's pretty...
- Yeah, it's pretty soft. - Please sit down. - Are you going to sit down?
- It's hard, isn't it? - You're good! - You're good!
- Yeah, I really have to do this much... - You're putting in quite a lot of effort.
- Your face is like a dressing room. - I'm putting in a lot of effort.
- P-please look up. - You're good!
- Get down! Get down! - Get down! Get down! - MC!
- Hey! - Get down! Get down! - Get down! Get down! - Get down! Get down!
- He's running! - He's fast! - Alright, Masuno - san. - Ah, it's hard!
- Please choose the person who was worse. - Who was worse? There's no one like that! - That's right.
- Have you decided? - Yes! - Alright, let's go! Please choose the person who was worse!
- Please choose! - Here we go!
- This person was a little weaker! - Victory goes to Miyake-san!
- I did it! I did it! I'm happy! - That was wonderful!
- This person was really good! I'm a little special, and I have muscles, so Miyake-san put in a lot of effort.
- Alright, Miyake-san is last. - I did it! I might be first!
- The winner, Miyake-san, has something to show you! - What is it? - What is it? - Here!
- You will always have to wear a mask! - Yes!
- I see. - I see!
- Those of you who have this must have a dream of having a massage no matter what. - I see.
- I understand. - In short, it's as usual.
- That's right. - Yes.
- I'll hide my eyes this year. - But isn't it your first win?
- Isn't it your first win? - I think it's my first win in five years.
- Miyake-san's specialty is massage! - That's right!
Please use it!
Please! Even if I win first place, I won't be used by the upper class.
Does the upper class have my pattern too?
I'm not aiming for the upper class, but...
Well, it's a pretty deep time, right?
Well, isn't that great?
It's my specialty, massage!
I don't think it's bad at all!
- I'll put it on my profile. - I think it's good, I think it's good.
- I think it's about time for me to post it. - Oh, is that so?
It's effective for people who are good at massage!
Yay! I'm happy!
- Togoka-san was good too. - Yes.
- Um... - The moment Togoka-san got this, Miyake - san was like...
I'm glad.
- It's painful! It's painful! Seriously! - Shion - chan!
I couldn't let go of that expression!
- It's painful... - Don't say it!
You can't run away!
Well, that's it for today!
How was it, everyone?
Well, at first I was like, "What is this?"
But it was surprisingly fun!
- It was fun! - It was fun!
But I don't know why Mori-san came in there.
What happened between you and Mori-san?
It's not about "what" or anything like that.
It's about how you've been together for a long time.
I think it's the same for me and other staff, but you've been together for a long time.
Why is Mori-san the only one who suddenly...
- That's true. - I wonder why.
Mori-san says things like, "I don't like it."
- That's right. - I see.
That's right. Like, "Ugh!"
- Say it! Say it! - I hate it when you say it like that!
No, seriously!
- Say it! Say it! - I hate it when you say it like that!
When you say "ugh!", I'm like, "What is it?"
I see.
- Maybe it's your voice? - Huh?
- Your voice? - My voice?
- Maybe you should smile more. - Ah, yes, yes.
- Smile. - Do you want me to smile?
Do you want me to keep smiling from now on?
That's right, Mori-san. He says you should smile.
- Please keep smiling, Mori-san. - I'll keep smiling.
Okay! With that, who has the best massage skills?