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IDOLiNG!
Pa-pa-paya!
That's a lot of people.
Now, let's start IDOLiNG!
I'm your host, Matsu.
Thank you for having me!
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Thank you for having me!
This program is for girls who are growing up as idol singers.
IDOLiNG! airs every Thursday at 2:45 p.m.
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IDOLiNG! M-1 GRAND PRIX is being held at NICOFARE, a disdained space surrounded by 360 degrees of video!
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Who is the best massager? IDOLiNG! M-1 GRAND PRIX!
I'm looking forward to it.
I've been waiting for this song.
IDOLiNG! M-1 GRAND PRIX is "M" for "massage".
In IDOLiNG, the best massager will be decided in this competition.
The match and the massager will change every time.
Please show us the massager that fits the theme and beat up the massager.
By the way, the members here have shown us their massage skills in advance.
They are called "massage masters" who are recognized for their high massage skills.
Oh, is that so?
There are already good people in line.
Yes!
Mayuri isn't a bokeh expert, is she?
I can do it! My hands really move!
It's not about whether it moves or not, it's about whether it's good or not.
Everyone, is it okay?
It's okay, right?
Yes, I understand.
Here is the massager you are interested in.
By the way, Miyake and Kawamura are seeded.
There is a reason for this. Please take a look at this.
These two often massage my shoulders.
That's true!
It's good for everyone, but...
These two are really good!
It's a scene you see often.
These two have been "seeded" to a certain extent.
I see.
That's why we "seeded" you.
By the way, this project is a continuous project in Japan.
This project alone is enough for two weeks.
Please do it!
Now, let's get started.
IDLING M-1 GRAND PRIX.
The first match is...
Yes, with Nomoto-san...
Shall we go?
Let's start the first match.
Massage technique department.
Ito-san!
And the opponent is...
Super heavyweight massage therapist, Nomoto-san!
Is it a catch copy?
It's a non-discrimination type.
So it's a catch copy.
That's right, it's a catch copy.
It's the first time I've heard of it.
Are you confident about it?
Every night, my family and I hold a massage competition.
That's why I have a lot of experience.
I see.
You're not a massage therapist, are you?
I'm confident only in my looks.
You're confident only in how you break your body.
It's not about breaking it.
When I do it for my mom or for people who are tired...
I always step on it.
You step on it?
I step on it on my back.
Now, let's move on to the theme.
Here is the first round's topic.
Shoulders!
I'm good at it!
And the opponent for this topic is...
Mr. Morimoto, who goes to massage places a lot every month.
Mr. Morimoto, you're good at it, aren't you?
I'm good at it, but it's hard.
It's hard? Then do it for me!
It's pretty tough.
Now, let's start with Ms. Ito.
Yes!
Please stand by.
Here I go!
This is a good job.
I'll step on you!
Are you ready?
Ms. Ito's shoulder massage first.
I'll step on you!
Are you ready?
Yes, I'm good!
I'm going to show you.
Yes!
Ready...
Start!
How are you doing lately?
I've been busy lately.
Busy? What kind of busy?
When it's early in the morning...
I see.
I don't get enough sleep...
You don't get enough sleep?
Yes.
Isn't it your shoulder?
No, it's not.
What was it in the beginning?
In the beginning...
In the beginning?
In the beginning...
Please do your shoulders.
Yes.
And I have a shirt.
Are you okay?
Yes, I'm okay.
How about you recently?
Recently?
I'm having fun and working hard.
What kind of work?
Your talk is terrible.
But today's weather is good.
Wasn't it cloudy today?
No, it will be sunny from now on.
The typhoon will come, though.
The typhoon will come and we will talk about it.
You shouldn't have talked much.
That's right.
Your hairstyle is good, too.
Time's up!
It's quite short.
It's short.
Next is Nomoto.
Good luck!
You look scared, Nomoto.
At least don't break your bones.
I'm okay.
Let's do it.
Nomoto's massage.
Ready, go!
I told you not to talk.
No, I didn't.
He's tired.
He is a gorilla.
You shouldn't have done it.
I did it just once.
He thinks he's funny.
He is sometimes funny.
He is always funny in the morning.
He is trying to express his love.
Gorilla's grip is really strong.
It's so strong.
It can even crush a golf ball with one hand.
It's not an animal.
Humans must be cautious when approaching.
It hurts.
Is it really here?
Sometimes, it hurts to raise a child.
But it's painful only when it's lying down.
What do you mean by lying down and bumping?
Does it really hurt?
It hurts a lot.
It's like a child's gorilla.
It's not a gorilla.
I've been listening to Mutsugoro-san all the time.
It's painful to do it.
It's painful, isn't it?
I'll do it, too.
Please tell me which massage you were bad at and which you didn't feel good about.
I'm angry.
You're angry, aren't you?
Okay, Morimoto-san, please!
I'm human.
Please go back to being an animal.
The winner is Ito!
Yay!
Thank you!
It was painful, wasn't it?
I was already doing it!
You were strong.
You were strong, weren't you?
It hurts a lot.
Anyway, Ito-san won the first round.
Yay! Thank you!
Next up is...
Tachibana-san...
No, wait.
She's an actress and an actress' mother.
You can see her when you close your eyes.
She's Tachibana-san from "Biwako no Suimei".
Yes!
I'm from "Biwako no Suimei".
I'm Tachibana Yurika!
Okay!
Let's start with the mother.
Yeah!
Let's do it with that in mind.
Okay!
Let's start with Tonoka-san's shoulder massage.
Start!
I think I broke it quite a bit just now.
It feels like your muscles have been destroyed.
That's right.
I mean, on the contrary, it's sticking.
Oh, you broke it.
That's right.
Wow.
Oh, you have a lot of bones.
I also have a lot of small injuries, so I can tell.
Like acupuncture points and painful spots.
Oh, you have a lot of bones.
I'm not that good at it.
I haven't done it at all.
You haven't done it once in six years.
You've been hiding it all along.
Because you get tired, don't you?
How is it?
The strength and the shadow?
It's good.
It's around the shoulder blades.
It's pretty stiff here, isn't it?
Aren't your eyes tired?
Oh, your eyes are tired.
Your eyes are here.
How do you know?
Wow!
Oh, it's tingling.
Here.
Wow!
It's fun!
It's stiff.
I really want to loosen up my shoulders.
It's stiff.
Right? It's stiff.
It's good, isn't it?
Yeah, it's good.
I knew it.
Time's up!
Wow!
How was it?
Yeah.
I completely forgot about it.
My skills have been exposed.
No, no, no!
Only for today! Only for today!
Okay, next!
Okay, Tachibana-san.
Yes!
Are you okay?
Leave it to me!
Are you okay?
I can hear a voice saying "no".
What will happen, Tachibana-san?
Ready, start!
Welcome.
Huh?
Do you appear on TV or something like that?
No, no, no.
Sometimes, sometimes.
Right?
Have you seen it before?
No, I haven't.
In the morning...
In the morning, yeah.
Yeah.
This is annoying.
In the morning...
That's it!
Morning news!
It's hard to get up early, isn't it?
I'm a little tired, so can you let me sleep?
You use your elbows, don't you?
I use my elbows.
My fingers are thin and my legs are weak.
I see.
Wow, she's growling.
It hurts, it hurts, it hurts.
This is the growl of someone who gets up early.
Is it true?
Is it possible?
Yes, I'm sure it is.
I'd like to see it.
What do you think?
But this may be lighter than you think.
Now!
Let's see which of these reactions will come out.
Even if it hurts, it's not always bad.
I'm tired.
You're tired, aren't you?
My neck is turning red.
Now, Morimoto-san.
Please tell me which one you think is worse.
Now, please!
Here we go!
Which one do you think is better?
The winner is Tomoka!
Yay!
I'm so happy!
I'm going to fly away.
I see.
It feels good.
I see.
It's a good thing.
It feels good.
It hurts a little.
I see.
It hurts too much.
I'll use it as a reference in the future.
Yes.
Thank you.
Yay!
So, Tomoka-san won.
Now!
Let's move on to the next match.
Next up is the healing big hand, Yokoyama-san!
Her hands are big, too.
Big hand!
And her opponent is the fantasyist of fingertips, Hashimoto-san!
What does that mean?
What does it mean?
It's true!
What does it mean?
I don't know.
I don't know at all.
Now, first up is Yokoyama-san.
Yes! Please do your best!
First up is Yokoyama-san's shoulder massage.
Ready...
Start!
Hayaka, you've been down lately, haven't you?
Whose position is that?
How long did you sleep last night?
About five hours.
That's not bad.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Are you angry?
You're pretty angry, aren't you?
Are you angry?
You're angry, aren't you?
Is it hard for you?
It's hard for me.
It's hard for you.
Hayaka, you've been down lately, haven't you?
That's fast.
But the massage wasn't bad, was it?
Next up is "fantasy star".
I'm tired of you!
Don't you have any other points?
I'm tired of you!
Please keep it.
Kaede-chan's massage.
Ready... Start!
Please relax before you start.
I see.
Are you okay?
Your mouth is shaking.
Your hands are shaking.
But her hands are big.
Her hands are big.
Then...
I'll do what I'm good at.
What are you good at?
Tackling.
Tackling?
She's good at it.
Who recommended you?
What do you want me to do?
Did you come up with it yourself?
Do you like it?
It feels good.
Time's up!
Then...
This is a little difficult.
Which one is it?
I don't know.
It looks like it.
Then, Morimoto-san...
Which one was worse?
Please!
Are you really one of the selection members?
The selection member is...
It was good, but Rumika was too good.
Wow!
So you felt good when you were there?
Yes.
Let's move on.
The next selection is...
"The Pop of Massage" Asahi!
Yes!
The selection member is...
"Power Juicy Massage" Sakai!
Yes!
Why did you choose me?
Are you stupid?
I don't think you know, but I'm very good at it.
I love massaging.
Really? You can't do it at all, can you?
Well, calm down.
When my grandma does it...
I forgot to calm down.
When my grandma does it, I say, "Oh, my stomach feels refreshed."
Your stomach feels refreshed?
I think she's being kind.
I see. Let's start with the selection member Asahi.
Yes!
Excuse me.
What's going on?
Can I do it now?
Let's do it!
Ready, go!
Excuse me!
I'm Asahi!
Yes!
Wow!
I see!
How's my shoulder?
It's stiff, isn't it?
Is it stiff?
It hurts around here, doesn't it?
I see.
Well...
You know...
I have to heal my eyes, but it hurts my shoulder.
Because it's connected.
So...
It's not convincing at all.
We didn't have enough time, did we?
We didn't have enough time?
We had a lot of fun at first.
Next, Sakai!
Yes!
Sakai-san's massage, ready, start!
Yes, I'll be in charge of it today. I'm Sakai Hitomi. Nice to meet you.
I'll start with your shoulders.
I'll show you once in a while.
Yes, it's quite stiff.
Is it?
Yes, it is.
I'll massage it first like this.
Oh, wow.
A little lymph.
It looks really weak.
You massage the front part as well, right?
Yes, it's easier to do both front and back at once.
That's a terrible explanation.
Time's up!
Huh? Thank you very much.
But...
Sakai-san only did the same technique.
I see.
Yes.
That's amazing. You pulled the other person's leg.
That's pretty good.
Now!
The one who was bad at massage,
the one who didn't feel good,
and the one you don't want to do it again,
which one was it?
Please show us!
I don't need a top massage!
The winner is Sakai-san!
I don't want it!
You don't want it?!
It wasn't bad.
See? See? See?
It was really good.
But...
Sakai-san's hands were sucked in.
Yes!
It was like...
It was amazing, wasn't it?
Not at all.
Amazing.
You did a great job.
I did it!
It's tough, isn't it?
You don't want it.
You don't want it, do you?!
You're not one of my selection members.
You don't want it.
I didn't know anything!
I didn't know anything.
Now!
Let's move on.
The next match is...
North number one massage queen, Kikuchi-san!
What?!
That's amazing!
Don't you think we're different?
You look like you need a massage.
Don't you think you need a "joe" or something like that?
What is that?
This jersey is totally for cosplaying.
Next up, look! This is JJ's model, Ms. Okawa!
Is she good?
She's good!
Her dad and mom are asking about her.
They're asking about her, right?
Yes!
Please let me know.
Let's start with Kikuchi-san's shoulder massage.
Yes! I want it to be realistic.
Is it okay?
Yes, it's okay.
I really, really want it to be real.
It's okay, right?
What do you mean "it's okay"?
I want it to be a normal, realistic massage. Can we start from here?
You're suddenly taking out a towel.
What?!
Please let me know!
It's a normal massage!
Please!
What are you asking for?!
I'm not asking for anything! I'm scared!
I want a normal massage!
It's a realistic massage.
It's realistic, right?
Yes.
Let's start with Kikuchi-san's shoulder massage.
Start!
Um...
Is it okay for me to change clothes?
Yes!
I know!
I'll be in charge of it today.
I'm Kikuchi Ami.
Nice to meet you.
Um...
The earrings...
Yes?
Can you put the earrings in this box?
Is it okay?
Yes!
I know!
This was a private room, wasn't it?
That's right. Do you come to Shinjuku often?
Shinjuku?
Yes.
That's right.
Why?!
This is a reality show!
What? What? What? I was going to compete with you.
What's wrong?
No, it's fine.
I feel heavy.
You're doing it on purpose, aren't you?
I'm not doing it! I'm not doing it!
I see.
No, it's just heavy.
I see.
Okay, next up is Okawa-san.
Yes!
Okay.
Please!
Okawa-san's shoulder massage. Ready, start!
Can you do it like this?
If you do it like this, you can do it yourself.
Hey!
Don't touch the other person!
If you hold it like this, it stretches here.
Ah, it feels good.
Can you do it the other way around?
This is novel.
I can't do it!
Wow!
Time's up!
This is it!
I was taught this yesterday.
If you do it like this and put it in front of you, you can do it yourself.
Really?
Wow! It's so soft!
Did you go down?
What's that?
What does that mean?
What's that?
That's a shark in the pool.
What?
That's crazy!
Okay!
The lecture massage that you didn't touch at all...
What?
Will it come out today or tomorrow?
This is really good.
For the future...
Please choose the one that you were bad at or didn't feel good about.
Please!
I won't pay you for this!
The winner is Kaguchi Shouwa!
What?! Why?!
It's like "no one play"
This is unfair!
It's like "no one play"
It is like "no one play"
What should we do next?
I want to see you go on a business trip
And with that, Kaguchi Shouwa has won!
Yay!
Your hairstyle today is no good either!
It's no good
You don't really put anything on
Alright! Let's move on!
Western massage dancer Kurata-san!
And next, please forget about your usual messiness!
Delicate techniques Ojima-san!
Ojima-san, why don't you do it for me once in a while?
Yes!
Alright, let's go! Kurata-san will go first!
She's gotten pretty good at it
Kurata-san's head massage, ready...
Start!
You're welcome!
That's funny! That's funny!
I didn't do anything!
Thank you!
You're welcome!
You have to say something at the end!
It's totally fine! It's totally fine!
It's totally fine!
What? What? What's that?
What's that?
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
Time's up!
Thank you!
You can also listen to relaxing music.
Yes, you can relax your mouth with this.
Next up is Ojima-san.
Ojima-san's shoulder massage. Ready, start!
Thank you! I'll do it now!
It hurts! It hurts a little!
Weaken it! Weaken it!
Around here?
Yes.
Does it feel good?
Yes.
It hurts!
It doesn't hurt that much.
It's pretty slow, but is it okay?
I think it's getting fun.
Help me!
Why?!
It's not like that at all!
Time's up!
You were nice!
It looks like your high tension in the beginning was a minus point.
You're lying!
How was it in reality?
Do we have to choose?
Or do we have to choose someone who was worse?
This looks difficult.
Worse?
Okay, Morimoto-san.
Please choose someone who didn't feel good.
Please!
It doesn't feel good at all!
The winner is Kurata!
It's not like that!
Is it because it feels good or because it doesn't feel good?
This competition was a mistake.
Okay, next!
Seed!
It's Seed.
This place has some achievements.
Today's winner is Miyake-san, who wants to stand out in this tournament!
Seed-san!
I met you in Atami before.
Miyake-san will do it first.
Miyake-san's shoulder massage. Ready, start!
Excuse me.
But you did it for me, so I'm starting to loosen up.
Miyake-san is starting to loosen up.
But you're thin, so...
My bones are strong and I can tell.
Your bones are strong and you can tell.
Oh, like your shoulder blades?
That's right.
Wow, wow, wow.
Your shoulder blades are strong and you can tell.
Okay, time's up!
That was pretty good, wasn't it?
Wow!
She's one of our top two.
Okay, next up is Kawamura-san!
But you're loosening up quite a bit.
I'm loosening up quite a bit.
But you're loosening up quite a bit.
That's right!
You're loosening up quite a bit.
Please do your best.
Kawamura-san's shoulder massage. Ready, start!
It's not stiffening up at all.
That's crazy!
She's a professional!
It's probably your shoulder blades that are stiffening up.
I think it's around here.
Probably.
The picture is dark.
This is amazing.
The picture is dark.
The end roll is flowing like this.
Wow, this is a good job.
It's the best.
I think you did a good job.
The second round is tomorrow!
Goodbye!
Yes, it's okay.
Now, you should decide who will win, right?
Yes!
Both of you did it, but both of you had a calm expression.
It's high level.
It's high level, right?
I want to win!
Now, which of you was worse?
I don't like it.
Please tell me who was worse.
Please!
Atami, please get on!
Ah!
The winner is Atami!
I'm happy!
The winner is Atami!
One more time!
What happened?
One more time!
Massage!
One more time!
What happened?
She's crying.
Wait, it's the first time I'm crying while being praised for a massage.
She's crying, Hii-chan!
She's crying!
I'm happy!
You always do it for me!
Yes!
That's right.
Thank you, master!
Are you happy?
I'm happy.
I feel like I'm healthy.
Yes, yes, yes.
You're kind, right?
Yes.
Kamu-san, you're happy too, right?
Yes!
I'm happy!
Yes!
Anyway, both of you won.
For now, this is the end of the first round.
It's quite...
I don't know.
I feel like this is the only part where we have different intentions.
That's right!
One more round!
I don't know if it's a different competition.
No, no.
It's because you say weird things.
I'm also doing it seriously as an idol.
That's right.
I say "settings" and stuff like that.
What do you say?
I don't say "zee" or "gillis" to you on purpose.
Your hairstyle doesn't look good today, Mako.
Thank you. It's my favorite.
So, we've had a lot of fun with the M-1 Grand Prix, but we'll continue with the second round next time!
That's all for today! Goodbye!