AISubs v3.5
It's not like I know what it's like to be told what it's like to be normal
I'm used to everything
It's not like I know what it's like to be happy or sad
I'm living in the moment
Let's throw away what we don't need and change tomorrow
Let's rely on ourselves and set ourselves
Let's go! Dance! Jump!
If we don't throw away something, we can't grab anything
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Let's have fun and be sincere in the dance
Level up and look, it's awesome! Jump! Jump!
To a new world, get a star in your heart
And go to the next stage
In your room, in your eyes, in your memories
Let's talk, open your hands and set yourself
Let's go now (Jump!)
If you don't throw away something, you can't grab anything (Go! Go! Go! Go!)
Let's talk, it's a simple interface
Open your eyes and look, it's the best (Jump! Jump!)
In this new world
Get an invincible star
Your pocket will continue to grow
Idol League
It's been half a year since you joined Idol League.
You are the 5th generation of idols.
Nice to meet you.
It's been half a year.
Yes.
You were one of the senior idols.
So you didn't have a chance to speak well.
But you are the main idol today.
Yes.
You must have been under a lot of pressure.
When you were about to leave, you were pulled by your sleeves.
That happens.
But you are the main idol today.
Please do your best.
I will do my best.
Okay.
Idols, please tell us your title.
The main project of the 5th generation.
You are good at acting.
What?
What did you say?
Who is the best at acting in the 5th generation?
Who is the best at acting?
No, no, no!
You are wrong!
Is the 5th generation's main actress already crying?
Is she already crying?
Why? Why? Why?
Because you have been practicing for a long time.
I have been practicing for a long time.
You have been practicing for a long time.
No, no.
Today's topic is the 5th generation's main project.
Let's see.
I am scared.
Who is the worst at acting?
You have been practicing for a long time.
You are fast!
I thought I would eat a beehive again.
What?
I thought I would eat a beehive again.
How traumatized are you?
It's okay. It's okay.
It's okay.
You are amazing.
You are good.
Tawa-san, you are good.
I did it! I did it!
You have an idol-oriented tendency.
I did it!
You are good.
Let's call someone who is bad at acting and can judge them.
They want to say something about acting.
That's weird!
Now, everyone, please stand up.
Excuse me, excuse me.
Now, we will listen to your stories in order.
First, we will listen from this person.
Yes.
Yes, first of all, it was released this summer.
The big hit movie "Kamen Rider for the movie"
It was screened for about one second.
She is an actress, Tachibana-san.
Yes, thank you for having me.
I didn't think I would win a silver screen debut in a movie.
She is a movie actress.
After all, it was screened for one second.
No, no.
It was screened for two seconds.
Oh, I'm sorry!
It was screened for two seconds!
Yes.
If you go to a local movie theater now, you can still watch it.
I see!
Now, it is screened in a local movie theater.
Yes.
That's wonderful!
One second and two seconds are twice as different!
It's twice as different!
Isn't it very difficult to combine acting and acting in such a short period of time?
No, I acted with all my soul.
That's right.
Yes.
I think it's wonderful.
Thank you for having me today.
Thank you for having me.
Now, from the theater world,
Hippari-daco, stage experience, Sakai-san.
And also stage experience, Kurata-san.
Thank you for having me.
Sakai-san, you are often on stage, aren't you?
Yes, I am. This summer, I played an innocent 30-year-old man.
I see.
You are 23 years old now.
Yes, I am.
23 years old and an innocent 30-year-old man. Isn't it difficult?
It was a difficult role to play.
But I put a lot of knowledge into it.
I see.
I did my best.
You are not 20 years old, but 30 years old and an innocent 30-year-old man.
It was difficult.
Yes, it was. Thank you for having me.
Thank you for having me.
Kurata-san, you are also on stage, aren't you?
Yes, I played the coach of the women's soccer team.
The coach?
Yes.
Isn't it difficult?
Yes, I played the coach when I was 16 years old.
I played the coach in my first year of high school.
It must have been difficult for you.
Yes.
Kurata-san, would you like to watch your juniors' performance?
Yes, I would like to watch it carefully.
Yes, she would like to watch it carefully.
And Kaede-chan, would you like to try acting someday?
Yes, I would like to.
Thank you for having me.
Would you like to try acting someday?
Yes, I would like to try it once.
I see, you would like to try it once.
But if I am asked to do it, I don't mind at all.
I see.
It's a big difference from people who don't want to do it.
Yes, I don't want to do it at all.
It means you are slightly interested in it.
Today, we would like you to watch the performance from that perspective.
Thank you for having me.
And now, as a special judge, I would like to ask you...
Saito-san, would you like to say something?
Thank you for having me.
Saito-san, would you like to say something?
Yes, thank you for having me.
This is...
This has nothing to do with it, right?
Saito-san, you're quite noisy when it comes to acting, but you watch a lot of dramas, don't you?
Well, yes.
Since you watch a lot of dramas, I think you'll be able to see various kinds of acting.
Thank you for having me today.
Now, among the five judges, we'd like to see which of you is the worst at acting.
Thank you for having me.
Now, A.I. students, do your best so you don't become the worst.
The time limit is one minute per person.
Among you, I'd like you to put all of your acting skills into it.
Well, first of all...
Let's do it.
The first challenger is Kiyoku-san!
Yes!
Do your best!
Do you have any acting experience?
It's my first time.
It's your first time?
But today will be your first time acting, right?
Please show us various things today.
Yes!
Thank you for having me.
Thank you for having me!
Now, this is Kiyoku-san's theme!
On the train, my stomach hurts and the door opens, so I try to go to the bathroom.
Once, the wave pulls and I sit down, so I put up with it.
However, the moment the door closes and it hurts again...
This is difficult!
This is quite difficult.
Yes, I'll do my best.
There are waves of various emotions, so I'd like you to act it out right away.
Ready...
Action!
I can't get on the train anymore!
My stomach hurts!
What is this?
Oh no, my stomach hurts!
Oh no, what should I do?
The bathroom is in danger, too!
Oh no!
Do I have to use the next station?
Even if I go crazy on the train, everyone will see me!
I'm almost there! Hurry up and get on!
Hurry up and get on!
I'm fine now! I'm fine now!
Anyway, I'm fine now! Hurry up and get on!
Oh no...
Okay, let's go!
My stomach hurts again! What is this?
Oh no... I have to go somewhere else...
Oh no... What am I doing?!
Oh no... Help me!
Wow...
That was an amazing performance!
Kyoku-san, how did you like it?
I was really nervous.
You were nervous, weren't you?
I think it was wonderful.
I'm sorry.
No, no, you didn't look like you were that bad on TV.
It was really a wonderful performance.
Now, I'd like the judges to rate my performance.
Judges, what did you think of Kyoku-san's performance?
It was wonderful.
From his entrance, all of a sudden, he starts with his lines.
Yes.
It's a bit of a taboo for us Kanto comedians.
Ah, so this is the station.
It's a recent trend.
I've never seen it before.
But putting it in there like that...
It was really wonderful.
Right?
Also, the pantomime...
Ignoring the proper world view and moving around...
Breaking everything with that trigger...
Wow, what kind of train is that?!
It was a really wonderful performance.
Now, I'd like to see Kyoku-san's performance.
All together, open!
Eight-digit, seven-digit, nine-digit, seven-digit, six-digit!
Okay, which means...
This is...
A total of 27 digits!
37 faults!
Tachibana-san, how was it? Which part was bad?
Well, I'm really bad at describing scenes.
Also, I can't move my legs if it's really painful.
I'm really bad at that part.
You're being praised, right? You're choosing the worst part, right?
You're being praised, right?
Yes.
That part was good, right?
It was the best, right?
Sagai-san, how was it?
Well, like you said earlier, I'm really bad at describing scenes where I can't move my legs for some reason.
But, you know, when you really have a stomachache, you can't speak, right?
I see.
It's true, right?
You have to express it with your face.
As an actor.
But you said it all with your mouth, so I thought you were bad at it.
But you're still young and energetic, so I think you're fine.
So you got -1 point for that part.
So you're both 67 faults.
Yes.
But you weren't that bad.
That's right.
But you were really good at describing scenes.
Yes, thank you.
Thank you very much.
Wonderful.
Now, next up is Tamagawa-san!
Yes!
Please!
Tamagawa-san...
Are you confident?
I am!
You are?
I can't lose!
Even if you're a newbie, please show us how bad you are.
Yes!
Thank you!
Now, let's look at Tamagawa-san's theme.
The theme is...
If you find and eat something that looks delicious, it's poison and you die.
You're actually going to die, so I think it'll be difficult for you to act.
That's right. I've never died, so I don't know.
That's right.
And I'm not a cockroach, so I don't know.
You've never experienced either of them, so you'll have a good experience.
Let's go, Tamagawa-san!
Ah! Excuse me!
What is it?
Can I have some time to prepare?
Of course!
Excuse me!
That's amazing!
That's great!
You're making up a role, right?
You've done your summer school well, but you're still bad at it!
It might be a disadvantage for you.
I'm looking forward to it.
That's...
Ah, I see!
You're the type of person who takes quite a bit of time.
I'm sorry!
Taito-san, how is it this time?
It seems like you're asking for a pretty bad role.
It's an acting role.
This is acting, right?
You're a photographer, right?
It has nothing to do with it, right?
Ah! You're ready!
I'm ready!
Excuse me!
See you later!
Now, let's see Tamagawa-san's acting!
Ready...
Action!
Oh no! There's a human!
I can't do it here!
I'm hungry...
This is...
quite something.
This is...
It smells good!
It's good.
You're talking so much.
This is...
my favorite shortcake!
There's no one here...
Should I eat it?
Ahaha!
So far... So far it's almost perfect
Delicious!
So far it's almost perfect
Delicious! What is this?!
It's wonderful
Now, how will you use the remaining time?
It's about time you die
Somehow...
You didn't die!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Wait! Wait!
Wonderful!
Shut up!
Why?!
One minute earlier!
No, no! That's actually a high score!
That kind of inexperiencedness that can't be put into words!
How did you do it last time?
The pot fell down...
And I said, "Ah, so this is the rumored 'gokiburi kororika'!"
Ah, I see!
And at the end, I reached my hand out to the camera and said, "I wanted to live a little longer..."
I see! Ah, that's why it's quite difficult!
That's why it's quite difficult!
Well, if you did it this far...
That's right!
If you didn't say "gokiburi" you wouldn't know what it was in the first place!
That was also attractive!
Now, judges!
Tamagawa-san, how good was your performance last time?
Please give us your score!
It wasn't good...
No, it was good!
You practiced this a lot, didn't you?
That's right!
You cried because you thought you couldn't do it anymore, didn't you?
I didn't wear this outfit to move around, but I still cried!
But it was good, wasn't it?
It was good, it was good!
It was good, wasn't it?
It was good!
It's not over yet!
No, it was good! It was very good!
I couldn't do it in the end...
You couldn't do it in the end...
Did you have any regrets about that?
Maybe that will be your high score?
Well, then!
Let's see your score!
Tamagawa-san's score...
Open!
Oh, it's high!
9 bad, 9 bad, 10 bad, 9 bad, 8 bad!
So, in total...
46 bad!
Wow!
44! 45! 45 bad!
5 more and it's... 5 more and it's max!
5 more and it's max!
It was perfect!
Isn't it pretty good?
Oh, Tamagawa-san, you're giving it a perfect score!
I'm giving it a perfect score!
Even though it says "when you die", you can't die completely...
That's right.
It's impossible. This summer, I also played a dead character.
You can do anything!
I can do anything and I died, but I also showed how I died.
And when you die, you can't show it, right?
The actor is the one who makes you imagine it.
Oh...
So, that's also what I'm doing...
Maybe I'm not good at it...
But it was wonderful!
It was wonderful!
How was it for you, Kaede-san?
But... I only looked like a cockroach...
But...
That...
Not dying is the worst, really...
That's why your score went up to 8.
Yes, and also...
Saito-san with 9 bad...
Yes!
I don't know why, but...
But it was bad...
So, the one who is bad has a higher score, right?
Yes.
You know that, right?
Yes.
Okay, then...
Tagoro-san, it was a wonderful score.
Yes! Thank you!
Until now, you still have the will to win, right?
Yes, thank you!
Thank you!
Next, Takashi-san!
Wow, Takashi-san!
Yes, I'll do my best!
But I have no choice but to do it.
You have no choice but to do it, right?
I have no choice but to do it.
Do you have any acting experience?
Yes, I have some.
Oh, you have some?
If you have experience, it might not be good.
But I didn't have any lines, so it's okay.
Oh, I see. If you have any lines, you'll have a lot of trouble.
You have a wonderful acting experience.
Let's look at the theme.
The theme is...
When you thought you had won 600 million yen, but you were wrong by one digit.
This is difficult!
At first glance, it looks like you're going to say something you don't mean.
That's right.
It's difficult.
Okay, then...
Ready, action!
Huh? Isn't this outfit cute?
Huh? It's cute! It suits you!
It suits you!
But it suits you better in this one.
Look!
It's 600 million yen!
600 million yen?
600 million yen?!
Huh? When we bought it the other day...
You're talking!
It was 600 million yen per dollar, right?
You're talking a lot by yourself.
It's today's result, so I'm going to see it!
That's good!
That was a good point!
The number is 027.
Ready, action!
Who are you talking to?!
I got it right!
Yay!
I got it right!
Wait, what? You said it's wrong?
You said it's wrong?!
You're just jealous of me, aren't you?
Okay, I'm going to see it!
I got it right!
It's 072!
Oh, that's good!
That's a good outfit!
This is hopeless!
Isn't this great? This was wonderful!
I'm glad you're okay.
From the beginning, you were talking non-stop.
You didn't even know who you were talking to!
It was a friend.
Oh, it was a friend. I'm sorry.
No, it was wonderful. You didn't look like you had a friend at all.
Right?
Here you are.
Right?
You're here.
You're here, right?
You didn't look like you had a friend at all.
It was a wonderful reverse technique.
Now, judges!
Please rate Takahashi's acting right now.
It was good, right?
Right, Kaipyon?
Kaipyon, it was good, right?
Kaipyon!
It's great.
It's like a kindergarten play.
It's not a compliment. It's not a compliment.
Oh, it's a compliment. Thank you.
The one who gets it is the winner.
Thank you.
I'm glad.
Now, judges!
What did you think of Takahashi-san's score?
Let's see it together!
9-digit, 10-digit, 10-digit, 8-digit, 7-digit!
I'm scared!
44-digit!
Oh, it was good!
44-digit is good, right?
Yes!
Wow, it was wonderful.
10-digit!
10-digit, you got 2 digits!
As expected!
How was it, Tachibana-san?
I thought it was really bad.
The person wasn't determined.
And the person's gaze wasn't determined.
I see!
I thought it was really bad.
It's hard to make that part shake.
Yes.
Suddenly, it was an adult or a child.
It's the same as acting, but you dared to make it shake.
You used a very high-level technique.
As expected of a promising future.
It seems to be promising in the future.
How about you, Kura-san?
I think I did my best like Takahashi-san.
But I was not good enough.
I see.
Not good enough.
Just good enough.
In other words, you were not good enough.
That's right.
I see.
No, I think it was wonderful.
Thank you, Takahashi-san.
Thank you.
Well, then...
Let's move on.
Next is Ishida-san!
How about you?
Surprisingly, I did it.
Oh, you did it!
Surprisingly, yes.
Isn't it a disadvantage?
But I'm not good at it, so it's okay.
Is it okay?
Yes.
Oh, I see.
Even though you have that much experience, it may not work out the other way around.
That's right.
Yes.
I see.
Then, let me announce the theme.
Yes.
The theme is...
When you hugged each other for the first time in 10 years after you parted ways and became separated, you were different dogs.
Yes.
This time...
Oh!
There are dog stuffed animals.
I see.
Oh, this is good.
When you have something...
Right? When you have something, the world view becomes interesting.
Yes.
Now, Ishida-san!
If you don't get more than 45 headers...
If you don't get more than 45 headers, you will automatically win.
Oh!
I'll do my best!
Please do your best!
Yes!
Let's go!
What are you doing?
So cute!
Are you ready? Ready, action!
Let's go shopping for fish next!
Oh, there is a cute dog!
What's up?
What? What?
Are you hungry?
It's cute, isn't it?
Don't lick me!
It's good, it's pretty cheap.
It's pretty cheap.
Yeah, but...
Huh?
You look like Michael who won before...
Um...
You look like that meatball!
That was a good explanation.
Michael? Could it be...
It's Michael, after all.
It's the name Michael.
But Michael always smelled bad.
It might be different.
It smells good, doesn't it?
Don't talk too much.
Sorry, bye-bye!
Oh, I missed you!
Okay!
No, it was wonderful!
Your last kiss was the best!
Really?
Okay, then!
We're running out of time, so let's hurry up and write it down.
Tamagawa-san wins with 45 points or more!
If you exceed that, Ishida-san wins!
Are you ready?
Show us the score!
8m, 9m, 10m, 10m, 10m!
Which means...
47m and...
Ishida-san wins!
Wow!
No way!
That's wonderful!
No way!
Even though you have acting experience...
That's right!
You got a high score!
It was a high score!
I mean, after the dog came in...
Yes!
There was a huge uproar!
Right? It was wonderful!
The dog started talking!
It talked!
No, it was amazing!
That was a pretty high score!
Yes!
Where did you pay attention when you were acting?
Yes!
Since it's a dog, I thought it would lick me...
Ah! Over there!
Over there!
Like "stop it!"
Like a real dog is moving...
I couldn't see that at all!
It was so wonderful!
Alright!
The three of you...
You got full marks for this one, but how was it, Sorai-chan?
Well, you know...
Just by looking at it, I couldn't understand anything in the middle of it.
I was like, "What is she talking about?"
I looked over here and confirmed it.
Oh, I see!
I was so bad at it.
I was like, "This is ridiculous."
It was ridiculous, wasn't it?
A big newbie came out.
A big newbie.
I couldn't understand anything.
Right?
Alright, and you got 10 points for "Class Star" too.
Yes, it was hard for me to understand.
That's true.
Amazing.
I didn't know when it ended, so...
I gave it a little 10 points.
It was a wonderful and beautiful ending, wasn't it?
Yes, it was.
How about you, Kaito-chan?
Well, I couldn't understand it at all, so...
I feel like I wasted my time just now.
You wasted your time!
I was like, "What was going on?"
It's better to be bad at acting.
That's right.
You can't force people to say, "Give me back my time!"
That's right.
Well, I'm glad.
It was a success.
So, the winner is Ishida-san.
Yes.
Anyway, thank you very much.
Yes, thank you very much.
Let's go.
For now...
There's a theme for Sakai-san.
Amazing.
No way...
It's more like a big actress.
Amazing!
Until now...
There was something like a competition of bad actors, wasn't there?
It was a funny project like that.
Yes!
So, it was a fun project no matter who won.
Yes.
This time...
That senior is...
Seriously!
She's going to show us an act of someone who's really good at it.
Yay!
That's all I said!
There's no actress who's this excited!
That's right!
That's amazing!
Next February, I'm holding a movie called "Ginga Gekijou".
Well...
Is it okay?
Let's look at Sakai-san's theme.
Sakai-san's theme is...
While walking down the road, you fall and transform into the world's most excited chimpanzee, and then you fall again and return to yourself.
Let's go.
Now, this is pretty difficult, but is it okay?
Let's go.
Sakai-san's seriously good acting.
Serious acting.
It's the exact opposite of what we've seen so far.
Serious acting.
Everyone involved in the play, please watch it.
And I hope you'll use it as a reference for your casting.
Sakai-san's serious acting, please!
Dad! Dad! Dad!
Ow!
Thank you!
Wow!
Awesome!
It's annoying!
You look like you're trying to get rid of your umbilical cord.
Nice to meet you.
This is the real acting.
You learned it, right?
Do your best.
Do your best from now on.
Everyone, thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
Well, that's it.
That's it for now.
Who was the one with the best acting?
Who was it?
Good job!